"I said, master, who are you studying?" asked puzzled.

Yang Meng smiled: "I'm learning from Nezha's father!"

He was also joking, he was not talking about Li Jing of 'Tota Li Tianwang', but Li Jing, a famous general in the early Tang Dynasty.

It is not an exaggeration to say that he is a 'famous general', Li Jing's military exploits in that period can only be described as 'Megatron Hainei', and half of the rivers and mountains in the early Tang Dynasty were fought down by him. His record was unmatched in those days. In the 'Lingyan Pavilion' built by Li Shimin to commemorate the heroes, he ranked second, second only to Li Shimin's brother-in-law, the eldest grandson Wuji.

Li Jing has two great talents, one is excellent military skills, and the other is the political consciousness of the last class.

His whole life is a repetition of victory, standing on the wrong side, winning again, and standing on the wrong team again.

What did Li Jing do when he wanted to rebel and try to win over Li Jing? He went directly to Chang'an to report Li Yuan to Emperor Yang of Sui under his real name; and after Li Yuan raised troops to conquer Chang'an, Li Jing was captured; Li Yuan wanted to kill Li Jing, but Li Shimin kept him and let him join his staff, recommended him to pacify Xiao Mo and Fu Gongyou, and made great military achievements.

As a result, when Li Shimin launched the Xuanwumen Rebellion, he went to Li Jing in advance to hope for his support, but what did Li Jing do? Once again, he stood on the wrong side, and he chose neutrality again!

To say that Li Shimin's mind is indeed broad enough, after becoming the emperor, not only did not kill Li Jing, but also continued to reuse him, Li Jing did not fail Li Shimin again, 3,000 iron cavalry raided the Eastern TU, and finally captured Jieli Khan alive to destroy the Eastern TU, and later led an expedition to Tuyuhun to destroy the two countries.

All in all, he was indeed a well-deserved 'god of war' of that era.

The four big characters of 'Meritorious Cover Master' were buckled on Li Jing's head. Even if Li Shimin is broad-minded, considering Li Jing's experience of standing on the wrong team twice, he doesn't dare to continue to use him. Of course, Li Jing can also get out of the way.

However, at that time, there was an additional magical landscape in Chang'an City: as long as he passed by the Weiguo Mansion on Zhuque Street, a person could not help but look inside: in order to show that he had a clear conscience and no intention to rebel, Li Jing opened the courtyard door and demolished the shadow wall, as long as a person passed by the door of their house, he could see the daily life of Li Jing's family clearly by tilting his head.

The form of theatrical performances of 'reality show' has entered the lives of ordinary people since the Tang Dynasty.

Yang Meng is like this now, the door of the courtyard is wide open, and when Long Teng came, he was lying on the recliner in the yard basking in the sun.

Long Teng pulled a chair and sat down beside Yang Meng: "Master, you don't go to the store these days, what are you doing?"

Yang Meng sighed, pointed to the outside of the wall and said, "There are many thieves! Now there are at least six or seven telescopes facing me outside." See any of these things?"

He pointed to a place not far from his feet, where there were a few electronic products, and Long Teng frowned when he saw it: "Pinhole camera?"

Yang Meng said 'um': "I went to the supermarket to buy something, and I have a bunch of these things at home." ”

Long Teng said angrily: "Master, I'll transfer some people over, we just have a lot of people! Our national police are eating dry food, just let them mess around like this?"

Yang Meng waved his hand: "Don't get me wrong, this is what I meant." Yunlong approached me, and it would be a good thing if I could promote the progress of the extradition regulations between the two countries through this matter. It's nice to have such a group of people with me. At least it's not boring. Besides, don't blame our police, our police are all in your store. ”

"Where am I?" Long Teng was stunned.

Yang Meng nodded and said: "Yes, it's all in Long Yun's place, the special insurance company is unreliable, I insured those few things I gave and no one accepted it!"

After hearing this, Long Teng complained: "Who dares to accept it!" You just put the 'national treasure' antiques in a restaurant, and now I don't know how many people have the idea of beating them." Your premium is high, but those insurance companies are not stupid, right?"

Yang Meng said disdainfully: "Where are we? The safest country in the world, who dares to steal those few gadgets from me without knowing whether they are alive or dead? Really when the Han police are vegetarians? If you really let those things be stolen, the police will lose their face." So now you're in a key protected area. Now the security of Long Yun is definitely the best!"

Long Teng covered his face: "Is this a good thing?"

"It should be counted!" Yang Meng stretched out his fingers outside: "Your safety factor is first-class there!It's much stronger than mine here!"

Long Teng got up and was about to go out: "I'm going to clean them up." ”

Yang Meng grabbed them: "What are you doing to clean them up? I think these people are pretty good. It's better than them running around. Moreover, the professional level of these Dongying police is too low. It's not enough to catch up with the paparazzi in our country!"

"Paparazzi?" Long Teng paused: "Do you still have paparazzi here?"

Yang Meng smiled: "Yes, this is so special that Dongying people make trouble, I have become a mysterious rich man now, you said that I also serve those paparazzi, what are so many celebrities not going to do with me?"

Long Teng smiled: "What do celebrities need to follow now? Those celebrities have any, and they will contact the paparazzi to provide news." Now for the paparazzi, instead of caring about those irresponsible celebrity lace news, it is better to pay attention to you, you also said, you are now a mysterious rich man, aren't you? What does it feel like to be a celebrity? Where are the paparazzi?"

Yang Meng sighed and said: "I went to throw out the garbage this morning, but as soon as I threw the garbage bag away, I just went back to the house and saw someone rummaging through my garbage bag there, what can they turn out of the garbage? Turn out a few TTs to write that I sang and danced last night?

Long Teng shook his head: "I don't know if corrupt officials can be extinct, if there is a time, the paparazzi will definitely become extinct!"

Yang Meng picked up the mobile phone and lay back on the recliner and said excitedly: "It's really boring." ”

"Master," Long Teng asked puzzled, "what are you doing with your phone all day these days?"

Yang Meng stretched: "I originally wanted to be rich and not have to work for the rest of my life, but now life is not boring is false." Where this rabbit doesn't, I don't want to add a few friends to chat. ”

"Are you still chatting with people?" Long Teng was stunned.

Yang Meng nodded and said, "Otherwise, what are you doing idle? It's good to flirt with the girl!"

Long Teng hurriedly asked curiously, "Then what is the result of your chat?"

Yang Meng sighed and said: "Don't mention it, the current girl is too communicative, and I have been blocked by several people." ”

"Blocking you, why?" asked Long Teng, puzzled.

Yang Meng took out her mobile phone and said: "Look at this girl, tsk, every day is either traveling, or on the way to travel------ although when on a blind date, 'like to travel' is a deduction item, but she is not on a blind date, at first glance she is a good girl who loves life, right, she said that she wants to travel to Dongying, and I also talked to her a lot about Dongying." ”

Long Teng nodded: "Isn't that good, then why did she block you?"

Yang Meng sighed: "You see I've been on the plane several times, right? It's not the original bun, I see that she often sends photos of air tickets in the circle of friends, so I kindly reminded her that you don't need to send the plane ticket to the circle of friends to get on the plane when you take a plane, but she blocked me." ”

Long Teng: "。。。。。。 ”

Well, it's strange that people don't block you, are you kindly reminding you? You're clearly laughing at people, right?

"And this and this!" Yang Meng took her mobile phone and said: "This girl is amazing, she is a photography enthusiast, you see, these photographic equipment and photos she posted, this is called a professional!"

Long Teng smiled: "This is a hobby that spends money, and it is said that 'photography is poor for three generations, and SLR ruins life'." Some photography enthusiasts who don't have strong self-control often fall into a 'buy, buy, buy' cycle. Of course, this is all self-deprecation of photography enthusiasts, I have seen people gamble and ruin their lives, and I have also seen people who have been idle and poor for three generations, but I have never seen anyone ruin their lives because of playing photography. ”

Yang Meng nodded, and he also understood what Long Teng said.

An entry-level camera is also several thousand larger, plus what kind of lens, aperture, prime head, tripod, filter。。。。。。 Tens of thousands of dollars went in.

And some people don't have strong self-control, and they want to buy it when they see it better, and in the end they become 'poor three generations of photography'.

Long Teng asked curiously, "Then did she block you too?"

Yang Meng nodded: "Yes, you also blocked me." ”

"Why?" asked Long Teng, puzzled.

Yang Meng sighed: "That day, she posted a circle of friends, which was to show a lot of photographic equipment she had, and then the content was that she was dying of poverty, and she wanted to ask how to make money." You say I'm a businessman now, right? So I made a good fortune suggestion to her, and she blocked me. ”

Long Teng asked curiously, "What advice did you give her?"

Yang Meng took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, looked up with a sad face and said, "I asked her to sell these camera equipment to make money, but she blocked me." I sensed a deep malice in the world. ”

Long Teng smiled: "Well, this is good news for my sister. At least she won't block you. ”

Yang Meng kicked Long Teng's buttocks: "Go and take out your sister's whitening gluten from the warehouse and send it to her!

"Master, where are you going?" Long Teng found Yang Meng getting dressed.

"I'm going to work!"

"Work?"