Chapter 398: My Lord, Times Have Changed
After this kick, the scene was chaotic! Some people hurriedly helped the little fresh meat up, and some people looked for the person who kicked people.
All eyes linger on a strange trio.
Say they're strange because of the way the three of them dressed.
A woman in an Arabic robe with only eyes leaking out of her eyes stood with a delicate little girl, while it was a man who kicked the person.
Not to mention the man's style, not to mention the unkempt hair, I don't know how long it has not been washed, and he can shake his head out of the earth----- and some people believe that he just crawled out of the yellow sand.
Not to mention the clothes, which are covered with yellow sand, not to mention that there are many holes! He also wears a mask to cover his face, but what is more eye-catching than the mask is that he also wears a pair of field goggles! This is for fear that others will recognize him!
Can he get on a plane with such a dress? He has to clean up for half a day just to clean up on a plane, right?
"Good dogs don't get in the way!" the man spoke, watching people look at him.
As soon as they heard his words, the people at the scene were in good spirits, Xiao Xianrou's agent waved his hand directly, and a group of security guards surrounded the man in the goggles: "You are looking for death!"
They were a little nervous at first, and they couldn't figure out the origin of the three people: after all, they looked like they were from abroad, so wasn't there a blonde and blue-eyed little foreign girl?
As a result, listen to this man?
That's not afraid!
What are the many Han people? There are the most 'horizontal in the nest', and it is not good to see compatriots and cows, and when they see foreigners, their knees are soft and they kneel directly! Since they are Han people, they are not afraid!
"You say I'm looking for death?" the man pointed to his nose, "Are you sure?"
"I can't kill you! Do you know who you hit? Do you know who you provoked?" said the agent as if he had fired a machine gun.
And the little fresh meat who was kicked to the side by the goggles man also stood up, and he stretched out his hand to stop his agent: "Brother Liu, this person is handed over to me to deal with! You dare to kick me? You get out of the way! I want to fight him alone!"
The man in the goggles was also stunned, and his tone was full of surprise: "You?are you going to fight with me?Did I hear it wrong?" He took a step forward directly in front of the little fresh meat and looked at the other party condescendingly: "Are you sure?"
Xiao Xianrou's agent also hurriedly pulled the little Xianrou and whispered: "What are you doing? What kind of goods are you yourself, you don't know yourself? You still fight with others?"
Xiao Xianrou laughed after hearing this, and he stretched out his hand and pointed around: "How many security guards do we have here? More than 30 of them? Either he singles out a group of us, or we alone pick up one of us! Otherwise, what are so many of us doing? What does that popular saying say now? 'My lord, times have changed'! You know that my family is good, I grew up bullying people since I was a child, do you want to know the trick of bullying people? That is, 'if you win more and rely on the strong to bully the weak, you can run away'. β
"Don't spread these words!" the agent reminded.
"It's okay, how many real fans are here?they're just vampires who come to make money!" Xiao Xianrou raised his chin at the goggles man: "How is it? What do you choose? Is it a group of us picking you or are you picking me alone?"
The man in the goggles suddenly asked, "What's that catchphrase you just said?"
Xiao Xianrou was stunned for a moment, and he thought for a moment: "It's 'Adult, times have changed'." β
The man in the goggles nodded, "Do you know the origin of this sentence?"
Xiao Xianrou was stunned: "You're not sick, are you? How do I know the origin of this sentence? Everyone says so!"
The man in the goggles said, "I really know the origin of this sentence. This is a book written by Tsarist Russia a long, long time ago, called "One Hundred Moves of Sword Fighting", which introduces a hundred combat techniques. The name of the 100th move is 'My lord, times have changed'. I've seen a copy of that book in the Damascus Museum, do you know what the hundredth trick looks like?"
Xiao Xianrou's eyes widened: "You're so sick, aren't you? You want to delay time? I'll tell you, you still dare to kick me? It's useless for anyone to come today! I have to abolish you today! What are you still doing here? Go up and beat him! Kill him and count him to be mine!"
As a result, the man in the goggles acted as if he hadn't heard it, and he was still talking to himself: "The content in that book is all in the form of pictures to introduce tricks, and the hundredth move 'My lord, times have changed' draws two people, one of them is holding a sword to attack each other, and the other is directly aiming a gun at him. That's what this sentence really means. β
"You pulled out your gunγγγγγγ Xiao Xianrou closed his mouth directly before he finished speaking.
There were screams at the scene, and the 'fans' who picked up the airport couldn't care about the little fresh meat anymore, and they ran away while screaming!
It turned out that the man wearing goggles actually took out a pistol and aimed it at the head of the little fresh meat: "You repeat what you just said, are you going to abolish me?"
That little fresh meat was directly scared to pee------ it was real pee!
The Han Kingdom has such a strict ban on guns, where did this man get his gun? And didn't he just get off the plane? How could anyone still carry a gun on the plane? Do the security personnel eat?
"Brotherγγγγγγ Brothers. It's a misunderstanding!" said the agent on one side.
The man in the goggles said, "You all want my life and call me brother?" After speaking, the muzzle of the pistol turned and pointed at the agent.
The agent's legs were weak, and he knelt directly on the ground: "Grandpa! Ancestor, this is all a misunderstanding!"
Xiao Xianrou probably felt that he couldn't get over it because he was directly scared to pee just now, but now he was in good spirits, and he stretched out his hand directly to the goggles man and said, "Look at how many of us have here! How many bullets are there in your pistol? Can you kill all of us?"
"Don't worry, you will be the first to die!" he said, with a thumbs up and a snap of the gun, he pulled the firing safety behind the gun! This is a posture of being ready to shoot at any time.
Now the face of the little fresh meat is green!
"Don't! You're my own father! You let me fart just now!" The little fresh meat knelt on the ground directly like his agent.
"Yang Meng, forget it!" it was the black-robed woman who spoke, and she turned out to be speaking standard Chinese.
And the little blonde girl also walked up to the goggles man: "Uncle Yang, don't." β
It's not standard, but she speaks Chinese.
The man with the pistol and the goggles was not Yang Meng, who was it? And the one in the robe, of course, was Liu Pianpian! They had gone through a lot of hardships for more than two months, and finally returned to the Han Kingdom.
They took West Asia in a circle: from Irakaka, bypassing the reservoir area, entering Ichiro, walking through the Imperial Cemetery, entering the Tieba country, and returning to the Northern Capital from Kashgar.
This is easy to say, but in fact, in the past two months, they have been even more tired than Tang monks studying scriptures in the west! Not to mention the war-torn areas they have passed through all the way: because they have not entered the country through regular means, they can only go to all kinds of remote and uninhabited places; they have even accidentally broken into the garrisons of militants; they have been chased and killed by mercenaries------ and even more than mercenaries, and even regular soldiers have come from behind! Although they are all wearing civilian clothes, judging from their combat coordination, they are obviously well-trained elites!
I really can't underestimate the determination of these people to capture Liu Pianpian.
Yang Meng took them around Central Asia in circles, and finally returned to the Han Kingdom.
When the border inspectors saw Yang Meng, they thought that someone had invaded, and finally got the order from their superiors and sent them to Kashgar Airport to return to the northern capital as soon as possible.
It turned out that it was supposed to be sent by a military plane, but Liu Pianpian couldn't help it, after all, it had already filled in too much trouble for everyone, so they were sent to a civil airliner, but they were blocked by people as soon as they arrived in Beidu.
Yang Meng was holding back his anger all the way, if he wasn't afraid of causing a world war or something, he would have been able to kill! And guarding Liu Pianpian didn't want his secret to be known too much, he still chose to escape.
Of course, he didn't get beaten all the way away. His hands were also covered with blood along the way, and he has changed a lot during this timeγγγγγγ
It's not that they don't want to fly back from a place where the situation is better, such as Ichiro's side, but they don't know what happened, and not long after they arrived in Ichiro, they were on Ichiro's arrest list, and Ichiro's side was also setting up cards to arrest them!
Yang Meng and them were chasers on one side and captors on the other, and they had to go through a lot of hardships to return to the country along the way.
And after returning to China, they didn't even bother to take a bath and eat, so they rushed to get on the plane and rush home: Liu Pianpian really wanted to go home. As a result, when you get off the plane, your home is close at hand, but you are blocked by such a group of people on your way home?
Can Yang Meng not be angry? Just kick it over and say it!
In fact, he was already very restrained, just kicked the little fresh meat away and didn't let him get on the way: if someone stopped them like this when they ran away?
At this moment, suddenly a group of heavily armed soldiers rushed in!
Seeing this scene, Xiao Xianrou came to his senses and shouted: "Help, help, someone is killing, he has a gun! He has a gun!"
As a result, Yang Meng had no intention of hiding the gun in his hand at all.
"You kid, you'll cause me so much trouble as soon as you come back!"
Yang Meng shrugged: "You can't blame me, I've bowed for sixty-four years, and it's troublesome if I don't shiver at the end." Now, the gun is for you, your daughter is for you. My mission is accomplished!"
Liu Pianpian, who was wearing a robe on the side, saw that Liu Shaoshan couldn't hold back any longer, so she directly lifted her mask and cried bitterly and threw herself into Liu Shaoshan's arms: "Dad! I'm back!"
Liu Shaoshan patted Liu Pianpian: "Okay, okay, it's okay." I'll take care of things here, and we'll talk about it when we get home!"
Yang Meng looked at Liu Shaoshan with her cheeks and wanted to see how he dealt with this matter, thinking about it, it seemed a little interesting to watch Liu Shaoshan apologize to others.
As a result, he was disappointed, and saw Liu Shaoshan wave his hand: "Bring these people back! Investigate their collusion with foreign forces to plot misdeeds! Also, where did so many people come from? What kind of criminal syndicate forces? Let me investigate to the end!"