Chapter 33: Cultivators are so vulnerable

"Last time my mother came to me to pick out clothes, the stupid cow also told my mother that when I was older, I should wear plain colors. ”

Zhang Gui: "......"

Guan Erye: "......"

Lu Dongbin: "......"

Qian Duoduo: "......"

We can't take that.

"Haha, I'm going to prepare the charcoal stove. ”

Lu Dongbin stiffly opened the topic.

"Well, I'm going to get some sticks. ”

Guan Erye said that we also escaped.

"What can you help with?

Qian Duoduo followed.

"Oh, the girl's courier has arrived, I'll go give it to her. ”

Zhang Gui hurriedly went upstairs to the front of the girl's room.

"Girl, your new swimsuit has arrived. ”

Zhang Gui knocked on the door and said when he heard the girl's answer.

"Wow, big brother, you're the best!"

The girl opened the door and took the express box in Zhang Gui's hand with both hands.

When she opened it and saw the new swimsuit, the girl was so happy that she danced and couldn't wait to change it.

Seeing the girl throw the ever-changing clothes onto the bed, Zhang Gui hurriedly exited the room and closed the door.

Zhang Gui is silently reciting the Heart Sutra "I am not Lolitacon".

Lori came to call him.

"Big brother, I can't pull the zipper on my back, come and help me!"

Zhang Gui hurriedly ran downstairs and called the Weaver Girl to go upstairs to help the girl get dressed.

Awkwardly walked out of the door of the inn, I saw Guan Erye slumped on the beach chair by the pool looking at his mobile phone, Lu Dongbin and Qian Duoduo squatting aside and smoking.

Seeing Zhang Gui coming, Qian Duoduo threw one over to Zhang Gui, and took a look, yo, "big flowers", it is really the God of Wealth.

Xi Zizi used the ignition technique to ignite it, and felt that the aura was reduced by half in an instant, and it was estimated that it would take half a night to make up for it, and sure enough, cultivating immortals or something was not suitable for the mortal world.

I've quit smoking for a long time, and I'm a little uncomfortable with smoking suddenly, well, I've cultivated immortals, and I'm afraid of egg smoke poison.

Zhang Guimei squatted with Lu Dongbin and Qian Duoduo to smoke.

"Alas, Lao Lu, didn't you talk about making a charcoal stove?"

"It's only one o'clock in the afternoon, get a woolen charcoal stove, do you want to eat barbecue in the afternoon?"

Lu Dongbin rolled his eyes.

Zhang Gui looked at the sky, oh, this day is really poisonous, and moved to the shade of the tree.

"Poof"!

The pool splashed high, and the girl jumped directly from the window of the room.

"Oh yes, get the girl up!"

The Weaver Girl shouted upstairs!

Zhang Gui was busy by the pool, the water in the pool was crystal clear, and he only saw the girl spitting bubbles at the bottom of the pool.

Zhang Gui couldn't take off his clothes, and jumped directly into the pool to pull the girl.

But the girl is obviously much heavier than usual now, and Zhang Gui's arm strength that can wield an eighty-pound Daguan knife can't be moved.

"Lao Lu, come and help!"

Lu Dongbin waved his hand unhurriedly, and a column of water wrapped the girl and put it on the edge of the pool.

Zhang Gui: "I have a sentence about hemp wheat husk that I don't know whether to say or not." ”

Lu Dongbin rolled his eyes, "Who is to blame for your own impatience?"

The girl went ashore, spit out a column of water with a "poof", and was about to go into the water again.

Zhang Gui hurriedly grabbed the girl and asked, "Why is the girl so heavy in the water?"

"The female baby has a physique of 'sinking when it encounters water', and it will automatically sink to the bottom when it enters the water. ”

Qian Duoduo explained indifferently.

Is there such an unscientific and unrealistic physique? Zhang Gui said that he could not understand.

"Big brother, let go, I still have to swim!"

The girl struggled to swim, but she didn't dare to use too much force, for fear of making the "fragile" Zhang Gui a second-degree cripple.

The girl is clamoring to swim, and this physique can only sink to the bottom.