Chapter 659: List of Nobel Prizes (3/3 for Bit Dakga)
What exactly is the order in which the single-layer tin atoms are arranged with other atoms is a question that has deeply trapped everyone in the metamaterials research laboratory, including several theoretical physicists who came to their aid, and even gave up their National Day vacation to solve the problem.
He Fang and his colleagues have fallen into despair, compared with single-layer tin atomic composites, the previous aerogel is simply an appetizer, and they don't even know the principle yet.
"Ugh..."
"I think it's better to terminate the project. A young man in the office sighed, his face was full of helplessness, and said: "I don't have any clue, so I just stare at it, and even the experts from the Institute of Physics can't do anything about it, it's over." ”
soon
The atmosphere in the whole office has become negative, and after studying it for so long, I don't even have a clue at the moment, no... It shouldn't even be the beginning, so what's the point of researching?
If... At this time, with Professor Xu Mang, the project has ended.
"Anyway..."
"If Professor Xu Mang helps us, do you think it can be done in a few days?" asked a do-good person to everyone in the office, "I think... For a week or so at most, the first three days are looking for breakthrough inspiration, the second four days are experimenting with inspiration, and then calling it a day. ”
“...”
“...”
“...”
He's telling jokes!
But when the hero of the joke is Professor Xu Mang, I'm sorry... That's the truth!
Many people have experienced the speed at which Professor Xu Mang is solving aerogel-grade aerogel, and according to He Fang, it only took less than a day to solve the problem in the afternoon when he just knew what he was going to do in the morning.
Fast!
Thief fast!
This is everyone's impression of Xu Mang, he is not an ordinary human being, he seems to have a chip implanted in his brain, and everything is processed by a powerful chip, otherwise how can he do that kind of unbelievable behavior? It is impossible to happen in the eyes of human beings.
"Professor Xu Mang... I think two days, and then three days of experimentation. Another male researcher said: "A week is too long for Professor Xu Mang, he is a busy person, and time is very valuable." ”
"No, no, no!"
"Three days!" said the intern, who had just graduated from Peking University, solemnly: "One day to find answers, two days to conduct experiments... Really, I think Professor Xu Mang can do it, think about the aerogel before, I only knew it in the morning, and it was done in the afternoon. ”
Everyone stopped talking, and they still can't figure out why they didn't find Professor Xu Mang... Professor Lu and researcher He Fang said that Professor Xu Mang was too busy, but when was he not busy?
Time is such a thing, there is always a crowd!
"You say... Why don't you look for Professor Xu Mang?" A woman asked curiously, "Could it be that Professor Lu and Professor Xu Mang fell out?" ”
Suddenly,
The atmosphere in the office began to be lively, and soon entered the conspiracy theory link, some people said about the question of merit, and some people said that when they reported to the above, Professor Xu Mang was not mentioned, which made Professor Xu Mang unhappy, in short, there were various reasons, but they were all scenes of their own fantasies.
It wasn't until He Fang walked in that the conspiracy meeting ended, but a follow-up question was indispensable.
"Brother He!"
"What happened to the laboratory and Professor Xu Mang?" The woman before asked solemnly: "Originally, if I asked Professor Xu Mang, I estimated that this problem would have been solved a long time ago, and it is impossible to delay it until now. What the hell is going on here?"
"Don't tell us that he doesn't have enough time, that he's too busy, or whatever... We don't believe it. The woman asked Chong He Fang.
“...”
He Fang didn't know how to explain, looking at the curious babies present, he knew that he couldn't hide it, and said helplessly: "Actually... Professor Xu Mang wanted to work with us to develop a metamaterial database, and its power... It only takes a second to solve any metamaterial design problem. ”
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What the?
In a second... Just solve the problem of metamaterial is design?
It's not a dream, is it?
Finding that many people had frightened and confused expressions on their faces, He Fang sighed, showed a bitter expression, and said, "Professor Lu refused... Because we need to pay nearly 95 percent of the cost, almost more than 100 million, 100 million to study this impossible project, do you think we should refuse?"
At this point,
Most of them fell silent, and to be honest... There is no problem with what Professor Lu has done, and any human with a normal IQ would not cooperate with Professor Xu Mang to solve the metamaterial design problem in a second, this concept is too advanced to be realized.
"What does Professor Xu think?" the girl frowned, and said helplessly: "This is obviously forcing others to make trouble... The idea of solving the problem of metamaterial design in this second sounds like a fraud. ”
Although the word fraud is very heavy, but the fact is that he is fraudulent.
"That's it!"
"You all know about this, but I hope not to spread it outside, no matter how absurd Professor Xu Mang's research can be, I still have to respect Professor Xu Mang, I don't want to hear anyone outside discussing this topic. He Fang said solemnly: "This is also what Professor Lu meant, you must remember!"
soon
He Fang left,
The office began to talk.
"Oops!"
"What's the situation with Professor Xu? Isn't he crazy?" a middle-aged man said with a confused expression: "Does he think we are very deceived? The idea of solving the metamaterial problem in one second is simply ridiculous!"
"That's right!"
"It's not at all like what the world's top physical scientists do. The intern said, "I remember... Physics, especially theoretical physics, is generally very rigorous, but... Professor Xu Mang, this is too unrigorous, isn't it?"
"Ugh..."
"Professor Xu Mang, this is floating!" another young man smiled bitterly, "He is no longer the Professor Xu Mang I know... He floated, floated to the sky. ”
...
Magic City,
Night has fallen,
Xu Mang was lying on the sofa, looking at the prediction on Weibo about this year's Nobel Prize in Physics, almost everyone thought that they could win the prize, but as there were continuous reports about the support rate, many people began to hesitate.
"Huh?"
"What are you looking at?" Yang Xiaoman sat next to Xu Mang, poked his head in front of Xu Mang's mobile phone, glanced at the content on it, and couldn't help but say with disdain: "I said do you want to be shameless? ”
Xu Mang's old face turned red, and he said helplessly: "All the private money has been confiscated by you, how about I write a few Internet advertorials? The other party sees that my writing is good, and I can earn a lot by writing an advertorial for 500 yuan plus traffic sharing." ”
“...”
Yang Xiaoman suddenly stopped talking, looked at Xu Mang seriously, looked at her husband, the most powerful physical scientist in the world, and felt ashamed for a while, she felt that she was pressing too hard?
She remembered what her own mother had said before, man... It must be tied with an iron chain, and the end of the chain must not be too tight, too tight is easy to produce resistance, and it cannot be too loose, and once loosened, it will soon run away.
Alas...
I'm so tired!
Many people think that they are tied to a warm male golden retriever among dogs, but they are stupid to the limit.
"Husband..."
"This card is for you. Yang Xiaoman took out a black card from his backpack and said seriously: "This is a black gold card, which can be overdrawn by more than five million, but you can only brush 500,000 per month, unless you encounter any emergency, you can brush a little more." ”
"For me?" Xu Mang looked at Xiao Man in surprise and asked cautiously, "You... Are you sure?"
"Hurry up!"
"Otherwise, I'll regret it!" Yang Xiaoman glanced at him and said angrily: "Big idiot!"
Trembling hands took the card, Xu Mang suddenly felt that his soul had been sublimated, at this moment... I learned the power of money.
"Huh?"
"I checked your salary card, it seems to be a lot less?" Yang Xiaoman put Xu Mang's head on his lap, pinching his prosperous beauty, and asked curiously: "How much salary does the school give you?"
"I don't know. ”
"Never asked. Xu Mang said helplessly: "My impact factor has been... Breaking through the sky, according to the calculation of 800,000 yuan per paper, the school already owes me about 20 million. ”
"You sent so many papers?" Yang Xiaoman looked at him in surprise, why didn't I feel anything?
"Nonsense!"
"I sleep in the same bed with you every day, and the closest people tend to overlook some of the easiest places to see. Xu Mang said seriously: "Wikipedia already has my entry, and it has my detailed information on it. ”
"Why not Dubai?"
"I am the number one sunspot in Dubai, and I strongly despise this company that has no moral bottom line. Xu Mang said solemnly: "It's a garbage company!"
Yang Xiaoman was a little curious, she didn't understand why Xu Mang hated Dubai so much, it was a high-tech Internet company, at this time, she took out her mobile phone, logged in to the Dubai APP software, and searched for Xu Mangjia Nobel, and the results were all Baijia articles written by Heizi.
seemingly
This feud will not be resolved for a while.
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On this day,
European Time,
October 8th, 11 a.m.,
There is still half an hour to go before the announcement of this year's Nobel Prize list, and a large number of journalists have gathered in the hall of Nobel headquarters.
11:15 a.m.,
The president of the Nobel Society, Jon Yager, and the two deputy directors came to the stage, and they were about to announce the list of winners of this year's Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine, but... The vast majority of media professionals are waiting for the winners of the physics prize.
After all
This year is very special, there is an extremely strong Chinese who has become a candidate for the physics prize.
soon
It's 11:30 minutes,
Jon Yager announced this year's Nobel Laureates in Physiology and Medicine, from the United States and the United Kingdom, whose main contributions are the discovery of how cells sense and adapt to oxygen supply.
I got through the phone and told them the news.
Followed by
It is the list of winners of the physics prize that everyone is most concerned about.
"This year's Nobel Prize in Physics is..."
"Xu Mang!"
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