Chapter 561: Your son-in-law is a fart
"Therefore, I will definitely participate in this competition, but it will definitely not be in the name of the Kunlun Sacred Pool or the name of the Northern Sect. I will only go to the competition as a passerby, and in the end, whether we succeed or not, we will definitely not stir up discord between the two worlds because of this incident. ”
Shan Yue frowned and thought carefully, as if he felt that what Yun Buregret said was very reasonable. After thinking about it, he asked, "If it were according to your words, wouldn't it be better for everyone to participate as passers-by?"
"Of course not, if this is an open competition against us, then the major forces must send people to participate, especially the Kunlun Holy Pool, which will definitely not be an exception. Not only do you have to participate, but you have to give it your all. But in the end, it's not about winning the championship, it's about learning and interacting with each other. ”
"I will reflect this matter, and how to decide depends on how the Holy Lord chooses. After a few more conversations, the two of them hung up the phone. Just when Yun Wuregret pondered whether what he had done was right or wrong in the whole thing, the phone rang again. When I picked up the phone, I saw that it was none other than Ma Qiang.
"Ma Qiang, what's the matter?"
"Young master, come back quickly, your master is here. ”
Hearing this, Yun Buregret was overjoyed in his heart, but he didn't expect that in such a short period of time, Shizun would be out of the customs. In this way, the elixir that he continued to cultivate would be lost. But all of a sudden, I felt that something was wrong, my master came over, why did Ma Qiang look like he wanted to cry without tears.
"Ma Qiang, is there something else going on at home?"
"You'd better come back quickly, that master of yours is simply a living ancestor, and he is going to fight all over the world invincible. Just when Yun Buregret wanted to continue to ask what was going on. There was a rapid argument on the other end of the line.
"You stinky girl, why are you so rude? Why do you call me uncle, are you still a loss to you, how old are you? You dare to call me a young man, do you still have the slightest politeness, I really don't know how your parents taught you etiquette. Yun Buregret could hear that this voice belonged to Dr. Hu, but it was the one that was extremely angry.
"Hey, you little brat, you dare to be so flamboyant in front of me. In front of my aunt and grandmother, you don't know how to kneel down and say hello to me, but you dare to talk to me like this, believe it or not, I slapped you to death. Dare to say that I am not educated, but you are educated, and when I saw that my predecessors did not know how to salute, I choked there, and you craned your neck and screamed, you thought you were a goose, in my opinion, you are a donkey, and you are a donkey. ”
"You damn girl, you dare to talk to me like that. Believe it or not, I'll drown you with my spitting, I'll take my eyelids, I'll kill you directly. I'll bite you with my mouth open, I'll squirt you if I sneeze, I'll take off my socks and smoke you with my feet. ”
"I want to fight, don't you? Aunt Ben is afraid of everything, but she is not afraid of fighting. If I don't beat you today, even your parents don't know you, so I'll just take your last name. Look at how virtuous you look, crooked mouth, slanted eyes. Flipping nose, big yellow teeth. On the left there is a face that does not recognize relatives, and on the right there is a face that has been beaten. One eyebrow is long and the other is short, like two rats with their tails cut off, jumping up and down in there. ”
"For people like you, to live in this world is to waste the air of this world. If I were you, I would have drowned in the horse's urine. I don't understand, who poured blood mold for several lifetimes, could it be that it was the matter of digging graves and digging graves for eight lifetimes to give birth to such a immoral thing as you. When you give birth to others, it is the ancestral grave that emits green smoke, and when you give birth to you, it is the ancestral grave that falls into the dung pit, and it is full of stench. Believe it or not, I can shoot you to death?"
After hearing these words, Yun Buregret couldn't be calm anymore, how did his master and his old father-in-law pinch each other, and listening to this, this is quite ruthless. It's no wonder that Ma Qiang made that strange sound.
"Everyone is a family, and a family values harmony and harmony. Don't argue, don't argue, let's sit down and talk calmly, okay?" Yun Buregret could hear that this was the voice of his parents. But the voice was full of helplessness.
"You want to hit me? I know you're powerful, you're young, I can't beat you. But don't be scared, I have a daughter, and I have a son-in-law. When my son-in-law comes back, I promise to beat you until your ass blossoms, and if you dare to go against me, that's your end. Dr. Hu continued to curse viciously.
"Your son-in-law is a piece of, come over and I'll kill the other. And to tell you, I don't need to make a move, my baby apprentice can kill your son-in-law. If you dare to provoke me, if my apprentice knows, you will destroy your nine clans. ”
"Your apprentice is a fart, what ability does he have to compare with my son-in-law, I'm afraid he is not even worthy of lifting shoes for my son-in-law. Today you make me angry like this, and when my son-in-law comes back, I will ask him to seek justice from you directly. ”
"Your son-in-law is a scumbag, my apprentice can blow him out of 108,000 miles ...... with just one breath. ”
Yun Buregret stood there, stupidly listening to these quarrels coming from the phone, not knowing what to do. Hu Feiyan's face was naturally very unsightly, but after a while, she reacted and hurriedly summoned Yun Buregret: "Why are you still stupid, let's go back quickly." Why did your master and my father fight?"
"Eldest sister, I also want to know this question. It stands to reason that Shizun is not a person who is willing to quarrel with others. ”
"yes, yes, it must be my dad messing around, right, or I'll catch him when I go back and give you a fat beating. ”
Yun Buregret suddenly understood a truth. When talking to a woman, you have to be careful at all times, and don't just say it, it's easy to die miserably.
"There must be a misunderstanding here. Otherwise, Shizun and Uncle Hu will definitely not fight, let's go, let's go back quickly. Heaven forbid, they must not do it, or it will be really miserable. ”
"Great Elder, won't they pull the strings?"
"My aunt and grandmother, how profound my master's ability is, until now I don't have a number in my heart. Not to mention the Great Elder, unless the Holy Lord of the Kunlun Sacred Pool personally came to persuade her, no one would be able to stop her at all. ”
At this time, Hu Feiyan was also anxious, what kind of joke are you kidding? If the unrepentant master is really so powerful, if she is in a hurry and angry, and slaps her face, then she really has no father.
"Hurry up, drive now, the faster the better. I hope they don't do it. ”
This time, the two of them were no longer in the mood to go to the movies, and they were speeding away along the way. The speed is called a fast, especially after entering the county, the speed is swishing, and there is no intention of slowing down. As a result, his car was running in front, and the sirens of several cars behind him were buzzing.
"The car in front of you pulled over, pulled over. You've had a serious violation, now hurry up and get checked. "If this was put in the past, Yun Buregret would naturally stop obediently, but today things are too anxious, he is really afraid, Shizun slapped his old father-in-law to death, it would be really miserable.
As a result, along the way, instead of slowing down, he stepped on the accelerator vigorously. Until the end, the sirens behind were getting farther and farther away, and there was no way, I really couldn't catch up. And the more you run here, the less the power of monitoring, even if you want to find rescue, you can't find it. Although there were a few law enforcement agencies in the middle, before those people could come out, they saw a streamer swishing past, and disappeared in an instant.
Yun does not regret when he returns to his Pinzi Mountain. I saw a large circle of people on the mountain, talking and laughing there. This made Yun Buregret couldn't help but be a little angry, these guys are really bastards, just don't persuade them to fight, why are they all here to coax and watch the fun.
"What are you all doing here?" "After Yun Buregret came back, he scolded everyone, and these people quickly got out of the way. However, he had no intention of leaving, and he still had a smile on his face, but Yun Buregret saw this scene, and he became even more annoyed.
But when he walked inside, he was dumbfounded. His master was sitting on the side, drinking tea and watching the play there. Just like no one, if he hadn't heard Shizun's voice on the phone before, I'm afraid he wouldn't have felt the quarrel at all.
However, the quarrel continues, but the personnel have changed. Now standing in front of him are two little old men, for Yun Buregret, he is familiar with these two little old men. Needless to say, one of them is his current father-in-law-to-be, Dr. Hu, and the other is his predecessor's father-in-law, Chu Youlin.
These two old men don't interfere with the river water, and they really don't understand how they did it. I originally wanted to go over to persuade him, but as soon as I heard the content of the quarrel between the two, I was embarrassed to pass without regrets.
"Old Chutou, you are a little excessive, do you know? Piaoling's child is a good child, I admit this, but in the end, he and Wu Regret didn't get together, it's no wonder that I can't blame me. You can't look at the good life of a small life without regrets now, you just blush, why did you go in the first place? Who forced that child with tens of thousands of dollars in the first place has no way to live. ”
What Dr. Hu said was righteous words, but after Chu Youlin heard it, he directly spat at the mouth: "I said old Hu Tou, when you say this, won't your conscience hurt? By getting drunk, you fired a cannon in front of you, saying that the Yun family is completely finished, and it is impossible to rise in this life. ”
"I also said that you know a person who is a big boss in the county, and the guy is a thief and a beautiful man. Originally, I wanted to introduce Feiyan to her, but Feiyan is going to college now, so she has to endure the pain of parting her love. And you also asked me if I had any acquaintances, and if so, let me help introduce this guy out. How did I fall for you at that time? ”
"In addition, someone came to the house the next day to propose marriage, saying that it was the big boss in the county. I thought it was the matchmaker you introduced, but I didn't expect that all this was your conspiracy. You deliberately let me see the money, and deliberately let me go to the Yun family to take the initiative to withdraw from my family, in order to let your girl take the position, you are too ruthless, you are simply ruthless. ”