Chapter 241: You Come to Teach High Mathematics!(1/3)

Xu Mang saw the latest issue of "Physics in the Magic City", and the cover on it was very conspicuous.

What's wrong?

Could it be that the buddy made a mistake in his calculations?

Or that optical problems cannot be explained by purely mathematical theories?

"No!" Xu Mang shook his head and said with a serious face: "Director Fang, you must have misunderstood, how could I write such a high-end academic paper, how can someone like me have to be in a journal like Science, right?"

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Director Fang was angry, was this belittling himself, or was he praising himself in disguise?

"Ahem!"

"Did you publish it?" asked Director Fang with a dark face.

"No!" Xu Mang said with a resolute face: "It is impossible for me to publish the wrong paper. ”

Director Fang looked at Xu Mang, knowing that he had misunderstood what he meant, thinking that he was looking for him to ask for the guilt, and there was no evidence to prove that Xu Mang's theory was correct.

"What if I say your theory is correct?" Director Fang said indifferently, "Or didn't you publish it?"

Right?

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, nodded hurriedly, and said with a smile: "I sent it." ”

“”

"You kid!" Director Fang was almost not angry, the right one was published by you, and the wrong one was published by others?

"Don't stand, sit. ”

"Oh. ”

Xu Mang sat opposite Director Fang with a well-behaved face.

Looking at Xu Mang, who was quiet, Director Fang tapped his fingers and asked expressionlessly, "When did you learn optics?"

"I didn't learn. Xu Mang said with a confused face: "I have never been in contact with optics, I read Euclid's "Reflected Optics" in the summer vacation, and I generally understand the reflection of light, in short, I stayed on the knowledge of high school textbooks. ”

this

How is this possible?!

Director Fang was a little incredulous, but after careful analysis, it seems that his paper is more of an accumulation of mathematics, and there is little involvement in optics, and it is estimated that someone has translated physical problems into mathematical language.

"Why did you think of studying optics?" Director Fang asked curiously: "You are theoretical physics, you are so interdissectical, do your class teachers know?"

Xu Mang shrank his head and said cautiously: "Actually, all this is a misunderstanding, I was copying my classmate's notes that day, and the content of the notes happened to be the problem of light, and you also know that theoretical physics involves light in many problems, from the speed of light in relativity to quantum optics in quantum mechanics."

"Stop, stop!" Director Fang hurriedly stopped Xu Mang's next science popularization session, and said with a dark face: "I am an academician of physics of the Academy of Sciences, and I don't need you to help me with this knowledge." ”

Xu Mang smiled awkwardly and continued: "In short, I was bored during class, and then I was alone in the corner, and I accidentally figured out the characteristics of light after an hour. ”

"That is, when a single photon orbits around its center, the speed of light will be slower than that of the photon behind it, which I call self-torque. Xu Mang said seriously: "And I made relevant mathematical models, which almost verified my speculation." ”

The mathematical model of Xu Mang is available in the journal "Physics of the Magic Capital", and it seems that his speculation is reasonable through the data calculated by mathematics, but science pays attention to evidence, and the best evidence is through experiments.

Director Fang sighed, if Xu Mang's speculation was verified to be correct, he could graduate.

graduate

A person who only has a general knowledge of high school physics turned out to graduate directly after just two months of entering college.

It's unimaginable.

"Director Fang?" Xu Mang asked with a smile, "If my speculation is verified to be correct, can I become a graduate student in the Department of Physics?" ”

"Don't even think about it!"

"You are all mixed up as a graduate student in the Department of Physics, or a doctorate, what do other students think?" Director Fang said helplessly: "If you ask this question again today next year, it will be impossible this year!"

"Oh," Xu Mang nodded.

"But"

"You can give advanced math classes to physics students. Director Fang said, "How is it?"

Teaching high math?

Are you sure?

Xu Mang asked curiously, "Is it the lecturer level?"

"Yes. ”

"Take advantage of your math part. Director Fang paused: "Recently, many professors have reported to me that your kid sleeps every day in class, lies on the table as soon as he arrives in class, and runs to the toilet to smoke during the break, since you are so bored, it is better to teach students." ”

"There are two professors in our physics department who teach advanced mathematics, and they came from the mathematics department, but unfortunately one of the professors is sick, you kid go up. Director Fang said: "But I have two requirements, serious and responsible!"

Teaching

It is something that Xu Mang never dared to think about in his life, although he had taught members of the provincial Olympic team at Jiang University before, but most of the time he played games in the dormitory.

This is a chance!

"Understood!"

"I must live up to your kindness, Director Fang. Xu Mang patted his chest and asked solemnly, "Don't I have to continue studying physics?"

"Huh!"

"Do you think it's possible?" Director Fang smiled: "Starting next week, wait for the notice when the time comes." ”

Although he successfully published his first batch of academic papers and caused a lot of repercussions, life still has to go on, and he can't stop because of one thing, and the results of the experiment will take several days.

Following

Xu Mang picked up the high math textbook again, and in order to prevent accidents, he drove to Xiaoman's campus to learn from Deputy Director He.

Of course, he told Xiao Man about the itinerary, if Xiao Man knew, he sneaked to her campus, but he didn't tell her, let alone go to him, it is estimated that the future days will be very hard, no, it is very painful!

"What?"

"Are you a lecturer now?" Sitting in Xu Mang's car, Yang Xiaoman looked at him in horror.

"I don't want to, but I'm so good. Xu Mang sighed and said silently: "I'm sorry I'm an emotionless killer." ”

Yang Xiaoman: (# ̄~ ̄#)

This bastard,

I'm used to pretending to be forced in front of my wife, isn't it?

Without further ado,

Xiao Man tugged at Xu Mang's collar and said viciously: "Warn you again, don't pretend to be forced in front of me, otherwise I'll kill you!"

Xu Mang shrank his head and nodded cautiously: "Oh"

Get safe for the time being,

Xu Mang asked, "Xiaoman, I'll go to Deputy Director He of the Department of Mathematics first, and come to pick you up for dinner at noon?"

"Hmm. ”

"Go ahead. ”

Before the big right and wrong, Yang Xiaoman still carried it very clearly, and was not carried away by love.

soon

Xu Mang found He Liqun and Deputy Director He.

"Hey, hey"

"Director He. Xu Mang said with a smile: "Then why did the director of our physics department ask me to substitute teach high mathematics, because one of the professors who taught us advanced mathematics is sick and needs to recuperate for two months." ”

Deputy Director He was stunned for a moment, and said indifferently: "It is more than enough to teach those college students at your level. ”

Words fall,

He took out a copy of "Physics in the Magic Capital" from the drawer, pointed to the cover on it and asked, "You sent it?"

"Hmm!"

"At present, this theory has not been confirmed, but I heard that many universities are experimenting, and it is estimated that the results will be known in another week. Xu Mang said: "Now many people scold me and say that I am insane. ”

This is not Xu Mang's deliberate miserab, in many non-governmental academic exchange forums, as well as some official forums, Xu Mang's paper "Light Can Spread in a Spiral Manner" has been resisted by many people.

Their central point is, how is it possible for mathematics to justify optical problems?

Of course

Xu Mang registered a lot of accounts and those troll theories, and then he was scolded, and then those websites were hacked, after this incident, Xu Mang understood a truth, and those who can do it will definitely not chatter.

At this point, ::update the fastest computer ::/

Xu Mang's thoughts are a bit similar to the Taibai Cat, the Taibai Cat is not only a copy of the chapter, but also a permission cat.

"On the road to success, people are inevitably criticized by others. Deputy Director He said earnestly: "It mainly depends on what you do, you care too much about what others think, and it is yourself who is bound in the end." ”

"Of course. ”

It's not that you completely ignore what others say, but that you have to have a standard of judgment in your own mind. Deputy Director He said, "Understood?"

"Oh!"

"Thank you, Director He. Xu Mang nodded, and then left the office.

As soon as he closed the door, Xu Mang suddenly remembered that he seemed to have forgotten something.

Afternoon

Yang Xiaoman took Xu Mang to go shopping, this time Xu Mang couldn't refuse, because the reason given by Xiaoman was very reasonable, she said that if the student saw his high math lecturer, this virtue might refuse to learn.

Initially

Xu Mang felt that this was a trick for himself, and later after five minutes of education by Xiao Man, he thought that this was a truth.

"Okay, okay"

"Mother, I didn't break you. Yang Xiaoman glanced at him and said helplessly: "Try this dress." ”

"Oh"

soon

Coming out of the fitting room, Yang Xiaoman suddenly burst into joy.

It's really handsome!

It's so handsome!

In the next hour, Yang Xiaoman used his own behavior to explain what is called the banknote ability comparable to the system.

"This, this, and this!" Yang Xiaoman pointed to three clothes from a high-end clothing store and said to the waiter.

"You"

"You want three?!" the waiter was startled, this one piece of clothing costs thousands, and it is rare to ask for three pieces at a time.

"Don't!" Yang Xiaoman shook his head.

“”

"Miss, please don't joke with us, we're busy too. The waiter said with a dark face.

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, calmed down, and said expressionlessly: "Except for these three pieces, I will wrap them all up!"

ultimately

Under Xiao Man's dress, Xu Mang was wearing a dark blue suit, a pair of black loafers, and his hair was combed into a big back oily head, coupled with a hint of fortitude in his handsomeness, and a little cunning in his fortitude.

Xu Mang vividly shows the style of thugs in suits.

Looking at Xu Mang in the mirror,

Yang Xiaoman is going crazy.

Oh, my God!

It's just too MAN!

I didn't expect this guy to be so full of manly charm after putting on a suit.

"Ouch, huh?"

"Pay attention to the image, the saliva is going to come down. Xu Mang glanced at Yang Xiaoman beside him, and couldn't help but remind: "Can you have some interest?"

"Get out!"

"Don't think that people look like dogs, I don't dare to do it, mother. Yang Xiaoman glared at him and said viciously: "Put on this pair of black-framed glasses." ”

"Huh?"

"No lenses?"

"Don't talk nonsense, put it on!"

"Oh"

moment

Yang Xiaoman couldn't help but gasp.

He's mine!

Always!

On Monday afternoon,

Xu Mang returned to his original appearance and went to the classroom, this was his first time teaching college students, and he was a little nervous, although he discussed some details with another professor who taught high mathematics in the morning, such as the progress of the lecture, the scale of the teaching, and so on.

I learned a lot of things and understood some truths, but I didn't experience them after all.

Optics,

Sophomore.

Pushing open the door of the classroom, Xu Mang came to the podium with confident steps in the eyes of everyone.

"My name is Xu Mang!"

"Your future high math instructor. Xu Mang rarely had a straight face, and said solemnly: "Let's start the roll call, and I will retake the high mathematics this semester if I am not here!"

After the roll call,

Xu was about to start the lecture when he was interrupted by a very mischievous student.

"Teacher Xu?"

"Why don't you introduce yourself?" said the students.

"Oh"

"Xu Mang, a freshman in theoretical physics, you should know, right?" Xu Mang said indifferently.

Of course you know,

The reason why I asked Xu Mang this question is that this student wants to remind Xu Mang, you are a freshman who comes to teach a sophomore, so you should save it!

"Oh!"

"It turned out to be a freshman," the student laughed, "Can you teach me?"

Looking at the thirty or so students present, with the indifferent smile on their faces, Xu Mang also followed them, showing a hint of a smile.

It's just that

His smile was a little immoral