Chapter 135: The guinea pig of the alcohol experiment
When one ignores the whole of an event and is obsessed with only one aspect of it, it is easy to rush forward.
Fang's father, who was sitting opposite He Yu, was guilty of a similar problem at this moment.
"Bang, boom, boom!" This series of voices is really like drinking beer, He Yu even grinds and grinds, and the extreme weakness is touted by Fang's father's drinking, watching Fang's father eat one cup after another.
He Yu understands, if you don't have such a big wine belly, don't slap your swollen face and become fat, if you find a place to fight with other people's wine jars, you must be drowned in it.
So when Fang's father drank the whole two bottles of "beer", He Yu was still guarding the first bottle in a daze.
This meal was a bit long, and it was a long time to see that the sun was setting outside and it was a long time into the night, watching the progress of the wine and food on the table, during which Fang's mother also added a few more dishes with wine.
It is estimated that it is a foreign guest who comes to the door, and Fang's father is also a rare indulgence, so the family is relatively friendly to drinking at first, but when Fang's father is about to touch the liquor again, not only He Yu's heart is beating, but even Fang's mother and Fangqing came to comfort, and said vigorously: Don't drink anymore, the water will flow for a long time, He Yu will stay here for a few days, if you drink people in one go, and scare away the next day, what should you do?
He Yu listened carefully to the words of the Fang family, although Li'er was right, but how could this sound so strange.
The meaning of that sentence is: Do they want to raise He Yu here well and let him be a guinea pig for alcohol-resistant experiments......
But no matter what, Fang's father seemed to understand a certain meaning, listened to the persuasion, and gradually let go of the hand holding the wine bottle, and then saw Fang's father, slowly, one by one, with his head against the table, and then "exhaled...... ...... snort.
Fang's father actually fell asleep at the wine table, which means that it is clear that Fang's father was drunk before He Yu.
He Yu's heart flew up, and he finally realized the feeling of turning over as a serf and singing......
However, in order to take care of the face of this future father-in-law, He Yu had to save enough face for Fang's father.
I saw He Yu devote himself to the performance, supporting his head with one hand without helping, and closing his eyes at the same time.
When Fang's mother turned around and came out of the kitchen, she saw an old and a young drunk on the table, and she couldn't hold back her lungs that were about to explode, and took a quick look.
Fang's mother exchanged a big white eye with Fang Qing in a blink of an eye......
That look, Fang Qing understands, what her mother means is to say: The one you brought is not a fuel-efficient lamp, you can slowly take it in the future!
In order to clean up the two drunks, Fang's mother called Fang Qing and Fang Ding to take care of them, and wanted to send them back to the room.
The study room that was originally cleaned up was to be given up for her family to live in after the guests came, but when it came to erecting two drunken and stinky men, Fang's mother suddenly changed her mind and said:
"Let's just throw the two of us into the study to sleep, anyway, they are both drunks, and no one dislikes anyone, so that the rest of us can each have a good night's sleep!"
This improvised idea can really be said to have a special effect of a thunder on the ground, and even Fang Ding felt that it was really not good!
Fang Ding drooped her eyelids, and finally looked at her eldest sister with the tips of her eyes: "Mom, this is not good, Brother Yu has just come on the first night, and you let him sleep with his father, have you ever asked my sister for the shadow area in her heart?"
Fang Ding's sentence "Child's words are unscrupulous" came out, which was even more shocking than Fang's mother's thoughts just now.
He Yu was actually not completely drunk, but he just had to play a half-dreaming and half-awake scene with the atmosphere, and when he heard Fang Ding's words, he almost vomited out the essence of his stomach that he had worked so hard to drink This is really generation after generation, the perfect inheritance relay is unobstructed, there are successors to such "fine traditions", He Yu is in his heart, and he really wants to nod his head several times for Fang's father and mother......
As soon as Fang's mother heard that He Yu wanted to "sleep" with her husband, although she didn't understand what it meant to ask for shadow area, she immediately pulled out her hand and gave Fang Ding a violent shock, poor child, still holding a drunkard in his hand, so he didn't have the strength to dodge at all, and he couldn't dodge, his head was like a wooden fish, and he was knocked "tuk, tuk, tuk".
Fang Qing didn't have time to pay attention to the two of them's weird way of expressing "mother and son's filial piety", oops! It's really better to ask for others than for yourself! Anyway, Fang Qing has a lot of experience in serving the drunk He Yu.
Therefore, taking advantage of the gap between her younger brother touching her head, Fang Qing wrapped her hands and leaned all the weight of He Yu on herself, Fang Qing was fully prepared to be pressed down, but unexpectedly, the expected weight did not come suddenly, at most it was just the weight of one more hand on her shoulder.
Strange? It's easier to help one person than two people together?
Fang Qing looked at He Yu suspiciously, but he was facing He Yu and secretly opened his eyes that should have been closed, and blinked at Fang Qing.
What a encounter, fooled into his nest!
Fang Qing was angry, and he grabbed He Yu's waist socket fiercely, but He Yu didn't dare to make a sound at this time, so he slowly suffered from the sourness......
As soon as she entered, Fang Qing pushed the person on her shoulder to the bed without a good attitude, and the burden fell straight to the bed.
In the past few days, Yunmeng has been infested with autumn tigers from time to time, so Fang's mother laid out a summer mat on Fangqing's bed, and there was a very thin layer of brown mat under the mat, and then there was a hard bed board underneath, so when He Yu, who was a large body, fell heavily on the bed, there was a loud "bang" of flesh and bone hitting the bed board......
"Drunkenness" did not hinder He Yu's ability to perceive pain, and for a while, his legs, arms, and hips seemed to be complaining, sending out Mu Mu's pain.
He Yu turned over and got up quite sensitively, only to see him sitting in the center of the bed, looking up and glaring at Fang Qing, there seemed to be faint droplets of water swirling in his eyes that were bigger than the light bulb on the roof......
It seemed that he had been wronged, and the man "hummed, hummed" twice, and said vaguely:
"Huh, you know how to bully me?"
"It's all at your house, and you're still bullying me!"
After Fang Qing heard this, she really thought for a while, when did she bully him Mr. He? On the contrary, He Yuhui relied on his wealth and height from time to time, and beat himself twice!
Of course, Fang Qing knew that the theory of people who had drunk with her was stupid, but she still couldn't help but reply:
"You're not drunk at all, are you, what are you pretending to be?" Fang Qing said in a low voice, because the door of Fang Qing's room was not completely closed, but only symbolically half of it was covered.
"Who said I wasn't drunk?" He Yu quibbled sharply
"Can you still walk on your own when you're drunk?Do you wink at me when you're drunk??...... retort to me when you're drunk," Fang Qing asked aggressively
Seeing that He Yu didn't reply for a while, Fang Qing smiled in her heart: "Hmm?
It's not that He Yuli is embarrassed to answer, people are mixed in the rivers and lakes, and practicing thick skin is the first priority, he boasts that although his face is not as thick as the city wall, at least he can cut it with a knife, and there is no blood when he goes down!
It's really because after the transfer and beating just now, the things in He Yu's stomach were forcibly turned over several times, and under the re-"absorption", He Yu's brain was really much more dizzy than just now!
Fang Qing saw that He Yu was still innocent of victims, and just wanted him to change his moves, but saw that He Yu telepathically felt the general, still "teary-eyed", and stretched out his right hand to Fang Qing, the palm of that hand was upward, which was obviously an invitation action......
What does that mean? Pull him up? Or do you want to shake her hand?......
Fang Qing hadn't come to the final conclusion yet, and she didn't know which tendon was short-circuited in her mind, her eyes were staring at the white fingers like jade shoots, and she actually stepped forward and grabbed it......
In the next moment, Fang Qing only felt that her arm was pulled hard, and He Yu pulled her down on the bed, but Fang Qing was much luckier than He Yu, she did not fall on the hard bed next to her, but fell into He Yu's open arms......
As soon as Fang Qing fell, she was immediately hugged tightly by He Yu:
"I'm winking at you, I'm not completely drunk, I'm trying to taste it for real...... The feeling of sleeping with you in my arms like this......"
It's really not convincing to anyone, so I just accept this improvisational rhetoric...... The love words are smoother than the other!
After a long time, He Yu seemed to be awakened in a dream: "Oh, we haven't distributed the gifts yet!"
Fang Qing raised her eyelids, only to realize that she was still being held in He Yu's arms, and hurriedly broke free and got up: "It's late today, and I'm tired, let's talk about it tomorrow!"
"But there is a ......" He Yu wanted to speak and stopped, and finally he didn't finish the sentence!
Fang Qing walked out of her room and returned to the living room, and was surprised to see that Grandma Fang and Fang's mother were still sitting there without resting: "Huh, grandma, mother, why haven't you slept yet?"
"Doesn't it depend on when you come out?" Fang's mother said "seriously".
Fang Qing blushed and sat down across from them.
"Asleep?" asked Grandma Fang
"Hmm! asleep!" replied Fang Qing
"What's Ah Yu's name?" asked Fang's mother suddenly
"Ahh
When Grandma Fang heard her surname and name, the expression on her face froze obviously: "This person, his home is from Ningcheng?"
"Yes, grandma, the family is in Ningcheng. Fang Qing didn't realize it and said with a smile