Braised pork, braised pork ribs, sweet and sour pork ribs, stir-fried pork with garlic sprouts, stir-fried pork with chili peppers...

Yang Jian was stunned by the scene in front of him, good guy... Did it fall into the meat? Why didn't any of it be seafood?

"Xiao Man?"

"Is there any seafood or anything like that?" Yang Jian asked.

"Nope!"

"Xu Mang loves meat, so I made all the meat this time. Yang Xiaoman shook his head and said seriously: "I've been making these dishes for a long, long time, and it's only three days to study the recipes, Dad, can you taste it?"

Yang Jian was stunned for a moment.

Wait a minute

This won't be the first time you've cooked, right?

Didn't my daughter cook for Xiao Xu before?

"Xiao Man?"

"You... Have you ever cooked food for Xiao Xu before?" asked Xu Jian cautiously.

"No. ”

"Today is my first time cooking. Yang Xiaoman looked a little impatient, and hurriedly urged: "Dad, hurry up and eat!"

Yang Jian looked at the meat dishes on the table in front of him, not to mention that this product is quite good, the color and fragrance... I did both, but I didn't know the taste... How many points can be scored.

"Dad!"

"Eat a piece of braised pork!" Yang Xiaoman enthusiastically sandwiched a piece of braised pork for his father, and said with a smile: "Xu Mang likes to eat braised pork the most, so I have studied braised pork the most." ”

That doesn't sound very good.

Yang Jian felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, as Xiao Man's father, he ended up eating his daughter's cooked food for the first time, completely because of Xiao Xu's blessing, and this father was too much of a failure in front of him.

Never mind

Let's eat.

Yang Jian looked at a piece of braised pork in the rice bowl, the color was ruddy, and the aroma was overflowing, which could be described as the best work of braised pork, and he couldn't imagine that his daughter had inherited her mother in cooking vegetables, which was good.

But...

When the chopsticks come into contact with the braised pork, they feel that something is wrong, why is this braised pork as hard as a stone?

"Eat!"

"Hurry up and eat!" Yang Xiaoman kept urging: "Dad... Don't wait, if you don't eat it again, it will be cold. ”

“...”

In desperation,

Yang Jian put this piece of braised pork in his mouth.

Yang Jian: o((⊙_⊙))o

What does it taste like?

There is a hint of sweetness in the sour, a little bitterness in the sweetness, and the bitterness is mixed with the spicy ...

Is this what people eat?

I'm afraid the pigs don't want to eat it!

"How?"

"Is it delicious?!" Yang Xiaoman asked nervously.

“...”

"Well... It's delicious!" Yang Jianqiang held back his tears and smiled at his daughter: "Jane... It's just delicious!"

"Really?"

Yang Xiaoman was pleasantly surprised, his father shouldn't lie to himself, seeing that his demeanor was so delicious that he was about to cry, sure enough, he had a talent for cooking.

"Hey, hey. ”

"Dad!"

"Wait a minute!" Yang Xiaoman smiled and brought a stainless steel basin from the kitchen, put it directly on the table, and said, "Eat it all!"

Yang Jian is autistic,

A top tycoon in the business world, he felt the pressure for the first time at this time, whether it was delicious or not... The dishes cooked by the key daughter are particularly huge.

A pot!

A whole pot of braised pork!

This is the rhythm of being sent to the hospital!

“...”

"I'll eat a big chop!" Yang Jian sandwiched a piece of braised steak, praying that the taste wouldn't be too much, it was okay... The braised pork ribs are not bad, but they are a little sluggish.

"Xiao Man?"

"Huh?"

"Pour a glass of water for Dad... A little thirsty. Yang Jian tried his best to pretend that he was fine.

"Oh..."

moment

When Yang Xiaoman returned to the living room with a glass of water, she saw her father lying on the dining table, seemingly... It seems to be painful.

This...

What's going on?

"Dad!"

"You... Don't scare me!" Yang Xiaoman was about to cry.

Yang Jian raised his head weakly and said to his daughter, "Quick... Dial now... One-two-zero!"

...

night

It's half past eight.

Xu Mang's three roommates were playing basketball outside at this time, while Xu Mang was alone in the dormitory thinking about the connection between quantum mechanics and consciousness.

The reason why Xu Mang thought about this question was that today he overheard a sentence from Mr. Feynman - I can't define what a real problem is, so I suspect that a real problem does not exist, but I can't be sure if there really isn't.

This sentence is about a puzzle in quantum mechanics, but now Xu Mang thinks that it may have something to do with consciousness.

In order to clarify this relationship,

Xu Mang set out to build a hypothetical experiment, but he was just about to pick up his pen and design an experimental process about quantum mechanics and consciousness...

The phone rings,

Xu Mang glanced at the caller, it was Yang Xiaoman calling.

"Xu Mang!"

"My dad... My dad... He...," Yang Xiaoman cried.

"What's wrong?"

"Don't worry, don't worry..."Xu Mang hurriedly said: "Say it slowly, don't worry." ”

"My dad was poisoned... Wow!" Yang Xiaoman cried and said, "Come on... I'm so scared, VIP ward No. 1 on the sixth floor of the No. 5 inpatient department of XXX Hospital. ”

Hang up the phone,

Xu Mang looked depressed, remembering that Xiao Man cooked food before.

Hiss...

It seems that the old man helped him to probe the thunder.

Soon came to the hospital, and after questioning a nurse, Xu Mang came to the ward.

"What's going on?"

"Uncle, are you okay?" Xu Mang saw that his father-in-law was hanging a drip, his face was pale, and he didn't know if he was asleep, so he asked Yang Xiaoman, "How can you get food poisoning?"

"I don't know. ”

"After eating a piece of braised pork and taking a bite of the big ribs, it became like this. Yang Xiaoman said with a sad face: "The doctor said... It's not a big deal, just stay in the hospital for a few days. ”

This...

A piece of braised pork and a bite of chops, so powerful?

Straight to the hospital?

Xu Mang shrank his head, looked at Yang Xiaoman's sad appearance, couldn't help but hold her in his arms, and whispered softly: "Okay, okay, didn't the doctor say it, just stay in the hospital for a few days, don't worry." ”

"Hmm..."

"But I'm still so scared..."Yang Xiaoman hugged Xu Mang's waist tightly, and said worriedly: "Did you say it was because you ate the food I cooked?"

Xu Mang hurriedly shook his head and said with a serious face: "I think my uncle is too tired from work every day, which causes the human immune function to decline, and he is stuck at this point in time." ”

"Uh..."

"You're right!" Yang Xiaoman nodded: "I think so too, in fact, I have a talent for cooking, next time I will cook it for you alone." ”

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

What is this?

Throwing yourself into the net?

"I..."

"This... That..."Xu Mang was about to say something, when suddenly the door of the ward was opened.

Syllable!

A middle-aged woman came in, who was Yang Xiaoman's mother.

Seeing her husband lying on the hospital bed, transfusing nutrient solution, Yang's mother frowned and asked, "Xiaoman, what did the doctor say?"

"Uh..."

Yang Xiaoman hurriedly got up from Xu Mang's arms and said helplessly: "I'm poisoned by food." ”

What the?

Food poisoning?

Mother Yang was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously, "Did you eat at home?"

"Hmm..."

"I burned it. Yang Xiaoman said.

“...”

Yang's mother was speechless, her daughter never cooked, why did she cook suddenly?

"You two go back first. ”

"Here I am. ”

"Oh... Mom, you also pay more attention to your body. ”

"Auntie, we're leaving. ”

Seeing off her daughter and future son-in-law, Mother Yang sat on the edge of the hospital bed, glanced at her husband, and said silently: "Okay... Don't pretend. ”

Words fall,

Yang Jian suddenly opened his eyes and asked weakly, "Is Xiao Man and Xiao Xu gone?"

"Gone. ”

"Ugh..."

Yang Jian sighed and said silently: "Wife, if you discuss it with Xiao Xu, we will buy a suite in the magic capital, and the two of us will live together, don't come to our place again... My body really can't withstand this kind of devastation. ”

Hearing her husband's words, Mother Yang looked curious: "What's going on?"

"Your daughter is starting to learn how to cook!"

"In order to burn it for Xiao Xu to eat!" Yang Jian said helplessly: "Then take me as an experiment, this is not... Sent to the hospital. ”

Oops,

It's a mess...

Mother Yang couldn't cry or laugh, and said with a blank look: "Are you willing to send your daughter out?"

"Lives matter!"

"If it goes on like this, within a month, I'll be gone..."Yang Jian said: "Find an opportunity in the future... I discussed it with Xiao Xu, and by the way, let's meet as parents, and do all the things that need to be done, so as to save a lot of dreams at night. ”

On this point,

Yang's mother agrees with her husband's approach.

It's really time to act, block all the ways for Xiao Xu to escape, and be the son-in-law of the Yang family with peace of mind.

...

Xu Mang sent Xiaoman to her home, and he didn't go back, but lived here directly.

Of course

He saw the culprit who had plagued his father-in-law... Xiao Man's cooking.

Boy!

A pot of braised pork, what kind of trouble is this?

Crazy?

"Do you want to eat?" Yang Xiaoman saw Xu Mang staring at his work, and hurriedly said, "Do you want to try the dishes I cooked?"

"No, no, no!"

"I..."

"I ate quite a lot today. Xu Mang hurriedly shook his head, joking... If this bite continues, it will either be dead or maimed.

ultimately

Under Xu Mang's good words, these meats containing chemicals harmful to the human body are all packed into garbage bags, and in order to prevent cats and dogs from eating by mistake, Xu Mang deliberately used ten garbage bags.

"Huh?"

"Is this dry garbage or wet garbage?" asked Xu Mang with a confused look as he took the garbage.

"Wet garbage. ”

"Oh..."

afterwards

Sitting together and watching variety shows, according to the urine nature of the two, they naturally hugged each other.

"What do you want?" Yang Xiaoman was attached to Xu Mang's arms, and when he saw his sad face, he asked curiously, "Are you thinking about how to die again?"

“...”

"I was banned from the Princeton Mathematics Competition, saying that my participation would upset the balance of the competition. Xu Mang said cautiously.

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, and said expressionlessly: "I have already guessed this, since you can't participate in the National College Student Mathematics Competition, I have already considered that such a thing will happen." ”

"Huh?"

"You..."Xu Mang said cautiously, "Not angry?"

"What's there to be angry about?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at him: "I can't..."

Before the words were finished,

Xu Mang's phone rang.

......