Chapter 319: Misunderstanding in the Women's Bathroom
"Yo, handsome guy, if you want to rent a house, I can give you a cheaper. In the silent eyes of the landlady, a scorching light once again radiated, after leaving the dust and dust, the landlady had not met the little fresh meat that made her covet for a long time.
The enthusiasm of the landlady made Lin Xiaotian, who was already holding back the evil fire, even more depressed, and he shook the key in his hand weakly: "The house has been rented, I want to ask the hostess where the room is." ”
"Oh, it turns out that the otaku is helping you rent a house, oops, I didn't say it earlier, I also deliberately charged him a lot of money, you know, otaku like to watch romantic action movies, and the houses are not clean......" The landlady's hot eyes looked Lin Xiaotian up and down, and that look was eager to swallow Lin Xiaotian.
"Stop, stop, boss, I just got off the plane and had a hard time, I want to rest early, can you please tell me the location of the room?" Lin Xiaotian raised his hand and surrendered, now he is really unable to resist in the face of temptation.
The landlady saw that Lin Xiaotian was indeed tired, so she let him go and walked in front with a twist: "You can call me Sister Mary, I'm very talkative, you live here, call me if you have anything, we will be like a family......"
The landlady didn't tell the location of the room directly, but wanted to take Lin Xiaotian over, Lin Xiaotian was depressed again, and the landlady deliberately stuck to him along the way, if there was friction and contact, Lin Xiaotian was annoyed in his heart.
When he arrived at the room, Lin Xiaotian closed the door tightly, took a cold shower as soon as possible, and after extinguishing the lust/fire aroused by the Lori beauty Situ Yiyue and the landlady Sister Mary, he threw himself on the bed and didn't want to get up.
After resting for a few days, Lin Xiaotian's state slowly improved, although the ghost hand also rented a house next door, but this kid was stuck in the hotel where the royal hand scarlet moon was settled, except for reporting the situation to Lin Xiaotian.
These days, Lin Xiaotian's days have become more leisurely, at night he and Ghost Hand learned about the changes in the situation on Treasure Island in recent months, and during the day, he is leisurely playing in the chess/card room and billiard room.
Lin Xiaotian, who was not very good at billiards, actually practiced good skills in the past few days.
Of course, without the anger of the day of renting, in his spare time, Lin Xiaotian also chatted and teased the landlady Sister Mary, but unexpectedly got a lot of news about the Four Seas Gang from the mouth of this well-informed landlady.
With Lin Xiaotian's deliberate contact, the relationship between Sister Mary and Lin Xiaotian gradually became familiar, and Sister Mary's bold personality also made Lin Xiaotian not repulsive.
It's just that Sister Mary is from a dusty background after all, and sometimes her heroic performance makes Lin Xiaotian a little difficult to handle.
No, Lin Xiaotian just came down from upstairs today, and wanted to play a few billiards in the billiard room, and Sister Mary's voice came from the bathroom of the billiard room: "It's Xiaolinzi, come and ...... it."
Lin Xiaotian touched his nose depressedly, came to the outside of the bathroom, and teased with a hippie smile: "I said Sister Mary, although I look a little handsome, but your old man shouldn't be so heavy-minded, and you call my name when you go to the toilet." ”
Sister Mary in the bathroom laughed when she heard this: "Look at your narcissistic virtue, now I dare to tease you Sister Mary, how did you look like a little virgin on the day you first came." ”
"I'm thin-skinned now, but I can't stand your old man calling my name several times, I've been tempered a lot. Lin Xiaotian remembered his embarrassment when he met for the first time, and he was secretly funny.
Lin Xiaotian's words made Sister Mary in the bathroom quiet, even Sister Mary's bold temperament was a little unbearable Lin Xiaotian's ridicule.
There is an allusion here, after Lin Xiaotian settled here, Sister Mary was eyeing Lin Xiaotian, a little fresh meat, and after several seductions failed, Sister Mary secretly fantasized about Lin Xiaotian solving herself.
Once he forgot to close the door and was hit by Lin Xiaotian, who borrowed the TV remote control in the past.
So, when Sister Mary was in high spirits, calling Lin Xiaotian's name became an embarrassment between the two of them, and now that Lin Xiaotian mentioned it, Sister Mary also felt that her face was hot.
"You bastard, it's getting more and more excessive, my aunt and grandmother are looking for you something, I just came in in a hurry, I didn't find that there was no toilet paper in the bathroom, you send me some in. After a while, Sister Mary's voice came from the bathroom.
"What? let me bring you toilet paper?" Lin Xiaotian, who was teasing Sister Mary with an evil smile just now, suddenly wilted, when he broke into the women's toilet of the Earth Group, he could justifiably call it an inspection, but now Sister Mary's request made his heart tremble.
"What's the matter, boy, can only take advantage of your Sister Mary, and don't you dare to let you help deliver toilet paper?" Sister Mary, who had been rolling in the dust, sensitively noticed Lin Xiaotian's timidity, and suddenly felt that she had regained the upper hand.
When Lin Xiaotian saw this, he also knew that he couldn't refuse, so he could only take the toilet paper and tiptoe to the bathroom, knowing that Sister Mary was alone in the bathroom, but he was still a little inexplicably flustered.
Entering the women's toilet is really not something that old men should do, Lin Xiaotian hurriedly handed over the toilet paper through the crack in the door below, causing Sister Mary to laugh proudly.
Lin Xiaotian didn't dare to stay in the toilet for long, so he directly ignored Sister Mary's ridicule and left the bathroom directly.
But when Lin Xiaotian walked out of the women's bathroom, he coincidentally met a girl who walked towards the bathroom.
almost bumped into Lin Xiaotian who was bowing his head head, the girl was slightly stunned, thinking that she had gone to the wrong bathroom, and subconsciously looked back at the sign, and found that it was the sign of the women's toilet, and her whole face turned cold: "What's the matter with such a person, why did you run to the women's bathroom?"
The hatred in Lin Xiaotian's heart, he was so unlucky, he was blocked at the door of the bathroom, and now he can't tell if he has a mouth, he is not a perverted voyeur man, but he has also become a perverted voyeur man.
Lin Xiaotian, who was weak-hearted, somehow made a ghost send a god and said, "Uh, that...... I'm a toilet repairer, well, a ...... about toilet repairs."
"Repair the toilet? I don't think you're repairing the toilet, you're trying to peep, right? It turns out that you're really not a good person, last time you were a thief, this time it's a women's toilet, how can there be such a coincidence, you still lie to me that you are a bodyguard, and now you're a toilet repairer again? You pervert! Big liar!"
Lin Xiaotian's words made the girl opposite very angry, and a series of accusatory words came out, and then a sharp high heel stepped on Lin Xiaotian's feet.
Lin Xiaotian screamed and covered his feet and raised his head, only to find out that the girl opposite turned out to be an acquaintance, it was the Lori children's voice beauty Situ Yiyue who knocked over him with a Maserati at the airport that day.
It's just that at this time, the Lori beauty has a frosty face, and her eyes are full of anger.
The previous time Lin Xiaotian was misunderstood as a thief, and after the misunderstanding was resolved, he said that he was a bodyguard, and this time he met in the women's toilet and said that he was repairing the toilet, which made Situ Yiyue completely misunderstood, thinking that she was deceived by Lin Xiaotian, Lin Xiaotian is not only a thief, but also a pervert who peeps into the women's toilet, and more importantly, a big liar who deceives her heart.
The more Situ Yiyue thought about it, the more angry she became, and she raised her high heels again, wanting to completely abolish this hateful man.
"Misunderstanding, what a misunderstanding......" Lin Xiaotian was also completely blinded, and he misunderstood twice in a row, which really couldn't be explained.
Fortunately, when Situ Yiyue was about to die, Sister Mary walked out of the bathroom, saw the two facing each other at the door, and asked in surprise, "What are you two doing? ”
"Sister Mary, he's a big pervert peeping at you!"
"Sister Mary, she misunderstood me as a voyeur!"
Lin Xiaotian and Situ Yiyue spoke strangely in unison, and after finishing speaking, both of them noticed the abnormality, snorted angrily, and then brushed their faces away.
Sister Mary couldn't understand the situation when she heard the words of the two people, but she couldn't help laughing when she saw that the two people were obviously angry with each other but had a tacit understanding.
"Sister Mary, you're still laughing, you've all been seen by this pervert!"
"Sister Mary, you're still smiling, hurry up and explain it to me!"
The two of them spoke in unison, and Sister Mary suddenly laughed even more exaggeratedly, holding on to the bathroom sink and couldn't stand up.
Half an hour later, in the eyes of Lin Xiaotian and Situ Yiyue who were about to burst into flames, Sister Mary couldn't help but smile and said, "I just ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom, Xiao Lin helped me bring toilet paper in, Yue'er, you misunderstood him." ”
Situ Yiyue's cheeks suddenly turned crimson when she heard this, what she was annoyed about was not that Lin Xiaotian entered the women's toilet, but that she had a slight impression of Lin Xiaotian the last time, because the matter of the women's toilet was destroyed by Lin Xiaotian, so she was very angry and ruthless to Lin Xiaotian.
Now that she knew that she had misunderstood Lin Xiaotian, that good feeling came to her mind again, making her unable to raise her head in shame.
Lin Xiaotian was able to show his grievances, and immediately said triumphantly: "I told you last time, and I will see clearly in the future, you see, this time I wronged a good person again." ”
Situ Yiyue was originally a little guilty and shy, but Lin Xiaotian's stubborn temper exploded.
"Hmph! Although it was Sister Mary who asked you to help, who knows if you took the opportunity to peek?" Situ Yiyue obviously wanted to admit her mistake in her heart, but she couldn't let go in front of Lin Xiaotian, a person who had a slight feeling.
Lin Xiaotian has always been emotionally ignorant, he didn't notice Situ Yiyue's emotional changes, and said with some annoyance: "I said what's the matter with you, wronged people and wronged addiction, right, last time you wronged me for being a thief, and this time you wronged me for being a voyeur, it's endless, right......"
"Xiao Lin, did the two of you know each other before?" Seeing that Lin Xiaotian's anger was getting stronger and stronger, Sister Mary hurriedly interrupted Lin Xiaotian's accusation.