Chapter 192: Talking about teenage madness

Bian Rui looked at the surface and saw that the two horses could hold their breath in the water for two minutes, and couldn't help but feel a little excessive, Bian Rui himself couldn't hold his breath in the water for less than two minutes, and he couldn't compare to a horse.

"What are you doing, what's so nice about a stupid cow pony in the water, you're not hot with such a big sun?" Yan Lan put her hand on the brim of her straw hat and complained to Bian Rui.

Bian Rui replied: "It's coming!"

Turning his head and about to get on the motorcycle, he was shocked by what he saw.

Yan Lan saw that the motorcycle did not react, turned her head to look, and saw that Bian Rui did not get into the car and stood in a daze, she opened her mouth and wanted to ask, but before the words came out, she saw a scene that also shocked her.

Mr. Yan is now riding a moped and is heading towards the lake.

Seeing Old Man Yan is nothing, everyone in the village knows him, and Bian Rui sees him at least twice a day, usually at lunch and dinner.

But now the appearance of such an old man is a bit shocking.

The old man only wore a pair of big pants and was shirtless. The pants are still the kind of obvious style with a beach style, the color is very bright, this pants have only been seen in the villain in the TV series before, or the old man in Europe and the United States who lingers in the boundless places of Southeast Asia.

This thing is so gorgeous that even the young girl's clothes are a little eye-catching, let alone the old man.

In addition to wearing a pair of beach pants with sore eyes, the old man also has a swimming ring around his waist, the same color is also very flowery, what color does not jump it does not use any color, all are contrasting colors, the kind of collision that the human eye can't see.

Not only the flowers but also the shape is also stylish, the pattern on the swimming ring knows at a glance that it is SpongeBob SquarePants, and there is a mermaid with a head and tail before and after. This guy's commotion is not angry, just like a heavy tank.

The combination of sunglasses and pants and SpongeBob SquarePants' swimming rings reversed Yan Lan and Bian Rui's three views.

Bian Rui smiled at this time, and Yan Lan couldn't wait to take out her eyeballs.

Since she was a child, she has never seen her father have such a presumptuous time, before she retired, she felt that her father had a face that would not smile, and now she realizes that she was wrong, if her father wanted to surprise her, today's surprise has become a fright.

You think that's the end of it? Not yet!

Behind the old man Yan came out was the old man Wu, the old man's dress is not lost at all compared to the old man Yan, the same riotous flower pants, and the old man Wu's flower pants are especially better than the old man Yan, because the pattern on the old man's pants is Jin Changmei repeatedly with a wine glass pattern! The rotten spirit of capitalism cannot be said, and it is estimated that the old man will have to eat a peanut when he is severely cracked down on for eight or more years.

As for sunglasses and swimming rings, they are not lagging behind, Mr. Yan is SpongeBob SquarePants, he is Doraemon with a mermaid, and some people are older and call it a robot cat!

Not to mention this sauna, it must be unprecedented in Bianjia Village!

As soon as the two old men dressed up angrily and arrived at the lake, not to mention the children in the lake, even the old men who were sitting in the shade of the trees and playing cards were shocked.

The two old men seemed to be really ready to dominate the crowd today and not give others a way to live, so they went to the lake to find a moped, and then they came to a flat sand with a swimming ring around their waists, and the geese smashed into the lake, splashing countless waves.

Knock!

After two sounds, the two old men jumped into the lake, and now in the lake on the shore, except for a few kingfishers that are more fancy than the two old men, the two old men killed everything in seconds, and the big tiger thorn fish attracted all came to the side of the two old men.

Bian Rui didn't know what words to use to describe his father-in-law-to-be, so he thought for a long time and stretched out his thumb: "The two old men are cheating in this operation!

As soon as Bian Rui turned around, he saw that Yan Lan was panting and looking at him, and the foot that kicked Bian Rui's leg had been retracted, and Yan Lan couldn't wait to poke Bian Rui's hole from his eyes.

"Do you say it again?" Yan Lan asked angrily.

"Hey, hey!" Bian Rui had to pretend to be stupid and not squeak.

Yan Lan saw that Bian Rui was silent, and immediately jumped off the little sheep and came to the shore and shouted at the old shrimp-like father who was rummaging in the lake.

"Dad, aren't you ashamed, hurry up, you see who is dressed like you!" Yan Lan shouted at the old man Yan in the lake.

The half-grown children who were making noise in the lake shouted loudly at this time: "Grandpa Yan, Grandpa Wu, so handsome!"

"Is it really handsome?" Old Man Yan didn't pay attention to his daughter, and shouted at a group of children.

The children replied loudly and uniformly: "Handsome!"

Almost all of the swimming rings used by the children are waste tires, many of which are patched, not to mention that others even if Bian Rui came to swim with black tires, but Bian Rui's tires are huge after the big tractor.

A group of black tires on the lake with a group of tanned black babies, big and small, and now suddenly there is a colorful and a little demon two old men, you say conspicuous or not?

This is not the level of two cranes standing in the flock, it is simply two colorful old peacocks that fell from the sky in the pheasant flock, or the kind that fell in with the screen open.

"Dad, aren't you ashamed," Yan Lan said anxiously.

Originally, she was a little resistant to everyone in the village jumping into the lake to swim, but she didn't expect that today her own Lao Tzu was also disrespectful to the old, so she only jumped into the lake bare-chested with a pair of flower pants.

Old Man Wu swam to the shore at this time, and said to Yan Lan: "Girl, can't you make your father happy?

"Uncle Wu" Yan Lan didn't know what to say.

She wants her father to be happy, but she doesn't want her father to make a 180-degree turn, and in the morning she talks about books and paintings politely, why does she look like an old female ticket passenger on a holiday in Southeast Asia in the afternoon?

Bian Rui didn't come to Yan Lan's side at this time, stretched out his hand, grabbed Yan Lan's hand and said softly: "Since Uncle feels happy, let him be happy, let's not say anything as juniors."

Bian Rui didn't feel that there was anything wrong with this, mainly because Bian Rui and Yan Lan were different, Yan Lan grew up beside his father since he was a child, and Bian Rui only knew the retired old man Yan, so Bian Rui didn't have the feeling of feeling that the old man was majestic, in Bian Rui's heart, Old Man Yan was not majestic at all, not only not majestic but also quite interesting.

Just as the two juniors were chatting, Old Man Wu waved his hand in the direction behind the two of them: "Hey, here, hurry up here, it's really comfortable in the water." It's much cooler than the stream!"

As soon as Bian Rui turned around, good guy! The little surprise that he had pressed down suddenly jumped to his throat.

This time there are two old ladies, the two old ladies are dressed up so that they are not as flowery as the two old men, but they are swimsuits, or the kind of one-piece old-fashioned swimsuits, although they are also outstanding in the lake, which female swimmer in the countryside wears swimsuits, and it is considered to wash clothes while swimming directly in underwear.

The two old ladies are not strange, but the two bears that followed the old lady really have no way to look at them, they are the bear version of the two old men, and the flowers on their bodies can no longer be spent.

And you dress two bears in one summer, and what is it about you putting green hats on their heads? Are you going to play the role of the Panda Brewmaster in Warcraft?

The two bears didn't come running, the two old ladies rode the tricycle that Bian Rui bought in front of them to deliver food, Mrs. Yu rode the bike, and Mr. Wu sat in the bucket behind, and the two bears were pushing behind.

On this hot day, I didn't see that the mother bear and the bear cub were not satisfied, anyway, the four calves were pedaling quite hard, the tricycle trotted directly, and the moped ridden by the two old men just now was only a little slower.

"Auntie, you slow down" Bian Rui felt a little worried, if he fell there, he would have a look.

Yan Lan was already half-crazy at this time, it turned out that her father's style made her unacceptable, and now her mother has been wearing a swimsuit from Banpo through the entire Bianjia Village to swim in the lake in the west?

What worries her the most is safety, if the two bears are not light or heavy, if the old lady is pushed into the ditch, at this speed, whether the old lady can get up from the hospital bed in the future is a problem.

"Bian Rui, hurry up and think of a way, you can't let my mother mess with the two bears anymore, if they mix again, they won't be able to put the earth down" Yan Lan grabbed Bian Rui and whispered.

As she spoke, Yan Lan paid nervous attention to the tricycle.

The two old ladies sitting in the car were not worried about the speed at all, and when they were about to reach the embankment, Mrs. Yu shouted happily: "Boss, second, stop when you get to the place, grandma is getting off."

Just when Bian Rui and Yan Lan were dumbfounded, the two bears hunched their waists and pulled the tricycle to stop, and this kind of pulling and stopping was not all of a sudden, but slowly, waiting for the car to stop, and the figures of the two old ladies only shook slightly two or three times.

Bian Rui looked at the two bears and muttered, "Is this okay?"

Yan Lan said: "You ask me, I ask who to go, didn't you bring these two bears back?"

"What I brought back were two bears, and I wasn't the driver of the missile car, I couldn't stop so steadily on a tricycle" Bian Rui was really speechless at this time, thought for a while and said: "What you said is estimated to be difficult, if I were an aunt, I wouldn't be willing to let go of these two bears."

Bian Rui endured and swallowed the following words into his stomach, originally Bian Rui wanted to say that you love to ignore your aunt when you see that you have time, it is better for these two bears to be obedient.

At this time, I heard the fancy old man Yan chanting in the lake: "The old man is crazy in his youth, leading Huang on the left and ...... on the right."

It seems that he is Su Zizhan reborn.

Yan Lan saw Chong Bian Rui and said, "Let's go, my heart can't stand it if I stay any longer."

"Hmm," Bian Rui replied with a smile.