26. Learn to bark a dog?
If the Dharma Protector is gone, can he become a Dharma Protector?
Long Aotian thought about this question, first of all, their mission would definitely fail, because he knew about the future sanatorium in front of him.
So it is necessary to fail as a premise.
So if you want to be a Dharma protector yourself, then what is the best way, obviously, if you have a good relationship with the Dharma protector, when the time comes, the task fails, the Dharma protector shirks the responsibility, and you can't get to the top yourself......
Long Aotian thought it was feasible.
Even if this protector had some ability, he would have let this mission fail, because ......
He's a dish within a saucer, and he's a little funny.
......
The next day, the remaining five people looked at the Dharma Protector and listened to the Dharma Protector's teachings.
Only then did they know that the two men had been sanctioned, but this matter was just a sentence.
He protects the Dharma and does things, so why should he explain it to anyone.
And the others just think that these two people are stupid, don't they know that the Dharma Protector is the same as them, and can see more clearly at night, what's the use of doing it at night, and won't do it in other ways......
Hey, why should I say it the other way......
Several other people are thinking about it.
The Dharma Protector was relieved to see that the remaining few people seemed to be relatively reliable.
So he said: "Today we are going to try to use another method to get in, and then see if we can find a chance to tie people out, as long as people come out, we don't have to worry about being arrested, the boss will help us change our faces." ”
The others were very surprised, the boss would still have this ability, and sure enough, the Dharma Protector knew more things.
The Dharma Protector sneered in his heart, hehe, the boss has this ability, does he still need to move after one vote every time......
Then everyone came to the guard hall before, of course, just to try their luck, like this kind of building, sometimes you can enter by registering your name.
"Uncle, we are here to visit our relatives, can we open the door?" The Dharma Protector sent a little brother to test the water, and it would seem suspicious to do this thing if we couldn't go over together.
The uncle looked at the person outside, took out a sign, and continued to play with his mobile phone.
The little brother looked at the sign, which said, "Learn to bark." ”
The younger brother was stunned, what is this, and then he continued to ask: "Uncle, how about you see me register my name and then go in."
The uncle ignored him.
The little brother's face darkened, can he do this, just kidding.
So the younger brother returned to the Dharma Protector and said, "Uncle said, let's learn how to bark before we can go in." ”
The Dharma Protector wants to slap this little brother, where is this rule.
He thought for a moment and said, "You're useless, it's really annoying to see how I do it, and I have to take you newcomers with me every time." ”
Then the Dharma Protector asked a few younger brothers to secretly watch from a distance, and then went on the field himself.
He also saw this "learn to bark a dog." But he looked at the uncle with a sneer and said, "Uncle, do you know that you are illegal like this, abusing your rights and blocking foreign relatives, believe it or not, I will report you." ”
The uncle's face changed.
The Dharma Protector was overjoyed, and sure enough, you old fellows, toast and don't eat and drink.
Then he heard the uncle shouting: "I lost again, can't I send more happy beans every day!"
Dharma Protector: "......"
What are you talking about......
The Dharma Protector slapped on the glass, "Uncle, let me in, otherwise don't blame me for being rude." ”
The uncle raised his head, looked at him silently, and was about to take out his tools.
Then he heard a familiar voice and sat down again.
"Alas, it's you, you thief, here you go again. ”
When the protector saw this Grandpa Li, his buttocks hurt again, but he was also very human, so he said directly blankly: "Uncle, who are you, this is the first time we have met." ”
The interpretation of the Dharma Protector is really vivid, so the uncle stared at the Dharma Protector, then touched his head, and said embarrassedly: "That's really embarrassing." ”
The Dharma Protector smiled, "It's okay, uncle." ”
The Dharma Protector saw that it seemed that Grandma Zhang had also come over, and after thinking about it, he went back, and there were suddenly more people.
Just as the Dharma Protector turned around, he was surprised to find that several of his younger brothers were lying on the ground, not knowing what was going on.
Based on his intuition for many years, the Dharma Protector did not go over to look at his little brother's situation, but ran directly in another direction.
Then he felt as if he had hit a wall......
Then he sat down on the ground......
The Dharma Protector touched his head with one hand and his ass with the other, feeling a little sad.
He looked up and saw a big bald head in front of him, blocking his way, and behind him, I don't know when, there was an additional person with the same strong body, looking at him with fierce eyes.
"Crazy, don't knock people stupid, there's something to ask him. The man in the back said.
Crazy Hentai didn't seem to care, just replied casually: "Don't worry, this person has been practiced at a glance, it's not that easy." ”
Then he said to the Dharma Protector: "Little brother, do you want to play with your uncle......"
The Dharma Protector looked at these two people, feeling that his future sky was blocked by these two guys.
I miss my mother so much......
Ouyang Lie suddenly shouted into the distance, "Lingyun, have you seen any other people?"
Ling Yun looked around with his "Void Eye", and then responded, "I don't see anyone else." ”
Then he jumped down from the tree and slowly walked towards the Dharma Protector, and said curiously as he walked: "You say, what is going on with them, obviously they have no traces of special energy, but they can move at night." ”
Crazy Endless also nodded: "If it weren't for the dean to say this, we probably wouldn't know about it." ”
Ouyang Lie thought for a while and said, "It should be similar to Ms. Li Xiaomo's ability, maybe it is an ability that can be shared with others." ”
Share...... Ling Yun thought about this word, could he still have a chance to be invisible, hehe......
Be incognito and scare others, and then help again, so as to gain sincere gratitude.
Ling Yun felt that this was very reliable.
The Dharma Protector watched these people chatting energetically, so he was about to slip away, but as soon as he stood up, he found that he was already in the arms of the bald head.
"Boy, what are you running to......" Crazy Hentai said softly.
Dharma Protector: "......"
I'm going to recruit it anyway.
......
And a few hundred meters away from here, Long Aotian was holding a mobile phone and responded: "Has it been solved?" Okay, I know. ”
Then he began to hum the ballad: "If the Dharma Protector is gone, lalalalala......"