Chapter 0156 - Plastic Surgery Changes Fate

The fortune teller stroked his beard and sighed enviously for a while: "These five poisonous immortal beasts are rare to see in a hundred years, and the poor road is also an eye-opener today, and it is worth the trip...... This is the fate of Taoist friends, and poor Dao's eyes can only sigh in vain...... "This Taoist priest is not pretentious, it is really very good, which makes people feel good."

Qi Feng smiled and asked, "Dao Master also knows about the Five Poisonous Beasts?"

The fortune teller sighed: "Poor Dao is good at reading miscellaneous books, but ......I have seen descriptions from several classics," he said, walked over, squatted down a few steps away, and looked left and right at the little five poisonous beasts for a while, "...... If Poor Dao's memory is correct, this Five Poison Immortal Beast is still a young beast, not only has the Five Poison Beads not yet taken shape, but also cannot transform into a human form, I am afraid that even the mind is ignorant, otherwise with the innate mind-reading skills of the Five Poison Immortal Beasts, how can they be deceived to the point of almost dying......"

Qi Feng admired it, this fortune teller knew a lot.

The little five poisonous beasts looked up at the fortune-telling fairy, "chirp~" and shouted twice, shaking their big heads from side to side.

Qi Feng couldn't understand it, and asked the fortune teller: "...... This...... What does it mean by shaking its head?"

The fortune teller pondered for a long time: "The poor road can't understand the beast language, that ...... can only look at people's faces", he pointed to the fat pear-like head of the five poisonous beasts and said helplessly: "I can't see this face, of course, as long as it can turn into a human form, I can calculate whether it is a human or a ghost!"

Qi Feng: "......" This means that as long as you have a human face, you can count it, whether it is 10 or not? Dao Chief, the compatibility of your physiognomy is really good! Why don't I find two aliens to take a picture of you next time and try it for you......

Liu Meiniang on the side said cautiously: "...... Fear...... It's a long story, you're not right......"

Qi Feng raised his head: "Uh, do you know what it says?"

Liu Meiniang lowered her head and stumbled: "...... The secret book of this family says that the five poisonous beasts have mind-reading skills...... It's not easy to catch...... So there's a secret method...... Blocking the ...... of mind reading"

Qi Feng couldn't help but sigh when he heard this: "Sister Liu, your ancestors are really ...... the five poisonous beasts for the sake of calamity Take a painstaking effort. Does this little guy mean that he already knows how to read minds?"

The little five poisonous beasts nodded up and down, floated up to the face of the fortune teller and looked at it twice, looked up at the starry sky at forty-five degrees for reflection, and then chirped happily, stretched out a small short hand, and released a faint green light. It was condensed into a copper coin......

Qi Feng: "......"

The fortune teller gasped: "Hiss...... If this is to steal business with the poor road...... Poor jobs are not guaranteed......"

After making a fuss for most of the night, the day was about to be brightened, Qi Feng fortune teller and Liu Meiniang, three of them plus two beasts, left the forest. The main reason is that the composition of this team is a bit peculiar, and it is convenient to go back while there are fewer people. Otherwise, it will inevitably cause the masses who do not know the truth to secretly watch.

Qi Feng's Tianzi room is big enough, and there is no problem for the three of them to talk about something. The two little beasts rolled around on the table in front of them.

Qi Feng teased the two little guys with his fingers, and said with a smile: "I don't understand, how can this puppy be so close to the Five Poisonous Beasts?"

The fortune teller was stunned for a moment, and pointed to the little hair ball: "...... Little Friends ...... This is clearly ...... Thunderfox......"

"Huh?!" Qi Feng scratched his hair, but he was immediately relieved, foxes and dogs are both in the same family, and they are so small, it is inevitable to admit mistakes: "It turns out that this is a thunder fox." No wonder it discharges...... I thought I was Pikachu......"

The fortune teller looked strange: "Little Daoyou, you don't know what the demon beast you raised yourself?"

Qi Feng smiled awkwardly: "...... cough, I picked it up as a puppy on the side of the road, and I haven't raised it for a few days......"

"Pick up ...... The ...... fortune teller was in a state of being struck by thunder, and kept smacking his lips after he recovered: "Although this thunder fox is not as rare as the five poisonous immortal beasts...... But it is also a rare demon beast, and the Thunder Fox clan is very protective of cubs, and it may not be easier to raise a little Thunderfox than to raise a Five Poison Beast...... This side pick-up ...... Ay. Little Taoist friend, you are really ...... this opportunity"

Being said like this, Qi Feng suddenly felt. I finally seem to have a bit of a protagonist aura.。 Although the younger brother of Natou bowed...... It's a little smaller, but there is a saying that fits the current state: condensed, that's the essence......

It took the fortune teller to get along for a long time, shook his head and said with a wry smile: "If it weren't for the luck of the Taoist friends, I really couldn't see it, and the poor Dao really wanted to calculate what kind of life this was......"

Qi Feng scratched his face: "I feel it, maybe it's Long Aotian's attribute that has awakened......"

Fortune teller: "......?......!"

Liu Meiniang squirmed for a long time. Finally spoke: "That ......"

Qi Feng hurriedly pulled his train of thought back and coughed: "Yes, let's talk about business first, that ...... Dao Chief, you just said that you can make that scumbag appear. How do you do it, and what do you need to prepare?"

Liu Meiniang looked conflicted and stared nervously at the fortune teller.

The fortune teller laughed, "What kind of law?" When I give Miss Liu a look and ask her to see Jiang Shusheng, I will say that the enemy is dead, and the two of them can go away and fly high, and see what Jiang Shusheng's reaction is, won't the truth be revealed? Well, Yi Rong needs some hard-to-find materials, but Poor Dao has ...... Well, little fellow Daoist, our fellow Daoists are also considered to be in love, you can pay a material fee, and count you 3,000 yuan......"

Qi Feng: "......"

Although it is also simple and easy, why do you think that Dao Chief, you call yourself a fortune teller, as a high-level magic stick, should you use some more mysterious and mysterious means to accomplish your goals? Otherwise, what you have learned in this body will not be wasted?

Qi Feng was still stunned here, the fortune teller over there was already busy, only to see him turn out a bunch of bottles and cans from his backpack, pour out some unknown powder, mix it with water, and then take a fine pen and start scribbling on Liu Meiniang's face.

Qi Feng was puzzled: "You are a fortune teller and still run a business of disfigurement and plastic surgery?"

The fortune teller smiled, "Little Daoist, you don't know anything...... Fortune-telling, generally given a look-a-look, can also receive a ten or twenty wen, poor and love to tell the truth, so often even can't eat. But there is a kind of person who makes money easily, that is, he has already fallen into the frieze. Generally speaking, the destiny of heaven is difficult to violate, if it is not to seek good fortune in advance and avoid evil, it will be too late to wait for the real disaster to come. But the poor road is a little tricky, and temporarily changes some physiognomy. Although you can't change your life against the sky, sometimes you can't snatch a life...... Of course, it's only occasionally possible......"

Qi Feng opened his mouth wide: "What? You can change your luck if you change your appearance?" Then there is a place over there where almost all the girls in the country have been cut into a mold with a knife, as if they were all messed up?"

The fortune teller shook his head and smiled: "How can there be such a thing?...... Don't be kidding, if you use a knife on your face, you can't leave a big scar? Besides, this change of life is the ability of the poor road to press the bottom of the box...... It's not that simple......"

Qi Feng scratched his head and thought for a long time. It was better not to delve into this issue, and it was very scary to think about it, so it was better to close your mouth and watch the fortune teller put on Liu Meiniang's makeup......

After watching it for a while, Qi Feng felt that something was wrong and interrupted the process of the fortune teller.

"Hey, hey, wait. I don't look right, after she finishes practicing this poison skill, it's not like this, her whole face will be swollen. The right half of her face is still intact...... Then she usually just uses the left side of her hair to pull it off. Cover half of your face over there, and you'll be able to see people. And it still looks like a big beauty......" As she spoke, she found that Liu Meiniang and the fortune teller were staring at her with wide eyes, "Uh, why are you looking at me like this?"

The fortune teller was angry for a long time, and then sighed leisurely and said, "Little Daoyou's physiognomy has actually reached such a realm. Poor Dao didn't know that her face was ruined, and Xiao Daoyou was really impressed that she could see it in person. I'd like to ask for advice. Which physiognomy is Xiao Dao Friend cultivating?"

Qi Feng was stuck all of a sudden, and scratched his head: "Uh." It's not easy to explain, so let's get down to business. I'll talk about it later when I have a chance......"

The fortune teller thought about it, it is estimated that this is also Qi Feng's secret, and it is not easy to ask too much among his peers, so he nodded and didn't ask any more, and reached out to wipe the right side of Liu Meizi's face with a wet towel and redraw. After working for a long time, it was finally completed, and then I told Liu Meiniang a few words, "You just have to do this when you go back...... So...... So...... So...... You can know whether Jiang Shusheng is true or false. ”

Liu Meiniang looked in the mirror and startled herself. hurriedly lowered his hair to cover it, and then bowed to Qi Feng and the fortune teller Yingying, and went to find his lover with a heart.

The fortune teller wiped his hands, put away the materials, and said to Qi Feng with a smile: "Little Daoyou, Cheng Hui three thousand Wen." For small businesses, no discount or credit will be given. ”

Qi Feng directly dragged out a box of copper coins from the side, and after paying for a month's house and meal in advance, there was still a small half left, so he handed the box to the fortune teller: "Dao Chang order it yourself, you don't need to look for it." ”

The fortune teller laughed: "Little Taoist friend is really refreshing." No wonder I calculated last night that there would be a big deal......"

Qi Feng thought about the cost of his box of money, and couldn't help but smile bitterly, this can be regarded as a big business, he is in the main plane, but the lion is ready to ask for a house and a car...... Thinking of this, Qi Feng's heart suddenly moved.

"Dao Chief, there is one more thing!" Qi Feng grabbed the fortune teller who was holding the cash box and was about to leave: "Dao Chang can understand Yin and Yang Feng Shui...... Uh, and phantom arrays and stuff like that?"

The fortune teller was stunned for a moment, "Uh, I understand a little." Haha, does the little Taoist still have a business to take care of the poor Dao?"

Qi Feng slapped his thigh, this is the nowhere to find when he stepped on the iron foot, and he didn't waste any effort, there is a genuine high-level god stick here, how did he think of it.

Qi Feng hurriedly pulled the fortune teller back to do a good job, and then didn't talk nonsense, directly cut out the projection of the universal tool, and released the terrain data taken in the morning in holographic 3D, "Dao Chief, please take a look!"

The fortune teller was surprised: "This thing ...... What a baby!" and then looked closely...... After looking at it for a while, he suddenly lost his soul, his old face turned pale, and he ran into the back room without saying a word.

Qi Feng was also taken aback, could it be that the feng shui in this place was already so terrifying......?" What are you?"

The voice of the fortune teller came from the back room: "I don't know why, I suddenly felt dizzy and nauseated...... Gross!"

When Qi Feng heard this, he suddenly realized: "......, this is a dizzy 3D." (To be continued......)