When the world is in danger, there will always be a superhero who stands up to save the disaster and single-handedly reverse the entire crisis. Xu Mang is such a superhero, he really can't stand it, and stands up to criticize this kind of crooked tendencies.

Using bird droppings as one of the raw materials to synthesize multi-element doped graphene, compared with the performance of conventional synthesis methods, it looks very awesome, and then write a pair of various tall instruments to synthesize and characterize catalysts.

Just ask the people who have worked so hard to synthesize the performance of catalysts, where do they put their faces? When they have nothing to do, they always forget that graphene adds all kinds of materials to improve its performance, but in fact, it is to publish articles for the sake of publication, and these articles are still articles without nutrition.

In the beginning,

Xu Mang did not conduct a very rigorous systematic study, but wrote a meaningful passage that graphene doped with many elements to enhance electrocatalysis has been reported. It's almost become a paradigm to the point that the magic graphene that was once used for electrocatalysis is no longer magical, and we need to add something to it to make it great again.

Right!

Make graphene great again!

And this thing is guano, because the existence of guano makes graphene have incomparably powerful properties, after all, bird poop is rich in nitrogen, phosphorus, sulfur, chlorine and other trace elements, which is higher than using toxic and expensive reagents to do experiments.

And then there is a serious nonsense, using everyone's most conventional irrigation techniques to conduct serious theoretical research and experiments on graphite.

In the theoretical model, a conclusion is drawn through calculations that graphene treated with guano does make graphene more electrocatalytic than undoped graphene, and guano-doped graphene has the same appearance, but because guano contains additional elements such as nitrogen, phosphorus, sulfur, etc...

With the help of these elements, guano doped graphene may have better electrocatalytic performance, and this speculation is completed through rigorous theoretical calculations to reach rigorous conclusions.

So far it has been predicted that

In this case, guano doped graphene can be identified as a potential multifunctional catalyst for use.

It took more than an hour,

Xu Mang finally wrote a theoretical model of guano doped graphene, and basically all the theories that should be used were used, such as the Xu Yang structure formula, the wave equation, Poyinting's theorem, Ampere's loop theorem, etc., in short, at first glance, absolutely no one can understand it.

And if you look at the second look, you will suddenly realize that the theoretical part of this research report is a little interesting, and by the third glance, it has been deeply shocked, and the last fourth glance... Fall on your knees and worship.

I want this kind of unclear but shocking feeling.

Anyway, that group of people always use this concept to go to the water paper, and they have to go more than them to do it, and the next part about the experiment, which needs to go to the condensed matter physics laboratory of Fuda University to conduct a series of research, and the equipment that should be used is used!

"Ugh..."

"I don't know if I will be scolded again when this paper is issued. Xu Mang showed a bitter smile, he has offended too many people recently, so much so that he has been fighting against others, but these struggles are very necessary.

Take this matter as an example, this kind of irrigation is really disgusting, not only in China, but also abroad, but also in the field of graphene, now looking back at their previous evaluation of graphene, I can't help but feel a little blush, and at the same time feel unworthy for the two scientists who have won the Nobel Prize in physics.

It is estimated that the two scientists who discovered graphene would never have imagined that graphene materials could be doped with everything, as long as the doped graphene, regardless of whether it is doped with electron-absorbing or electron-giving elements, the result is good catalytic performance.

Good?

What a ball!

At this time, the mobile phone rang, and Xu Mang was pulled back to reality, this was a call from Xiao Man.

"Hey?" Xu Mang picked up the phone and asked with a smile, "Wife... What's the matter? I'm busy right now... What time did you go to bed? Can you not make a fuss? and... You're already a wife, don't call yourself a baby with your mouth closed, you're an old lady... What a treasure. ”

Unexpectedly, the other party hung up the phone, Xu Mang didn't react for a while, but in less than thirty seconds, the door of his study was pushed open, and a woman who was only less than one and a half meters tall and deflated in front and back was standing at the door menacingly, with angry flames in her eyes.

It's clear ... She's going to eat people.

"Xu Mang!"

"You tell the old lady clearly, why am I an old lady?" Yang Xiaoman twisted Xu Mang's ears and scolded angrily: "Have you ever seen an old lady with such a smooth face? And I'm a baby, what's wrong? Why can't I be a baby? I will always be a baby!"

Although he was twisted his ears and felt this predicament on the verge of death, to Xu Man, this is how Xiao Man expressed his love, and in the next second... A backhand took the violent airfield into his arms, gently pinched her chin, and looked at her with a deep expression.

"You woman... It's very wild, it's not good to educate and educate, you don't know how powerful the old man is. Xu Mang said indifferently: "Tonight is the decisive battle for the top of Purple J!"

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Yang Xiaoman's pretty face glowed slightly red, and he said angrily at him: "I hate it... You dead ghost, I don't have such idle time to mess around with you, today... Really came to relatives today, I just let you rest early. ”

Ha?

Is it really coming?

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and immediately let go of his hand and threw Xiao Man in his arms aside, and said with a disgusted face: "Please go away, don't disturb my work!"

Yang Xiaoman: (* ̄〈 ̄)

This bastard...

Don't want to live anymore?

*( ̄dish ̄)/#和你拼了!

( ̄ ε(# ̄)☆╰╮o( ̄dish ̄///)Kill you!

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Following

Xu Mang went to the physics department building of Fuda University, and when he came here again, a different kind of emotion permeated his heart, because of the impact of the virus recently, there were almost no people in the school, and he happened to meet a few students, all of whom were wearing masks.

Bang bang bang!

Xu Mang knocked on Director Fang's office door, pushed the door in after hearing the invitation to enter, and then saw Fang Jun sitting on a chair to work, carrying Xue Dingxu's fruit basket with a smile on his face, and walked to him.

"Oops!"

"Academician Xu Mang!" Although Xu Mang was wearing a mask at this time, when he saw the fruit basket in his hand, he knew who this guy was, the famous physicist, Academician Xu Mang.

"I can't help it..."Xu Mang hurriedly said: "Director Fang... You have tormented me, and you have called me... Xiao Xu. ”

"It's been so long, how did you become polite, this style is hard to accept. Fang Jun smiled: "But the fruit basket in your kid's hand is full of nostalgia, I shouldn't be able to eat this fruit basket, right?"

Xu Mantian nodded shamelessly and said seriously: "I bought it for my wife." ”

“...”

You even nodded. Fang Jun smiled very happily, since Xu Mang left, there are almost no such emotions, I have to say... Xu Mang is still the same Xu Mang, even after becoming an academician, he is still the same as before, and there is no change at all.

Also

This guy once said that he didn't forget his original intention.

"It shouldn't be a simple reminiscence to find me, right?" Fang Jun poured Xu Mang a cup of tea, and then asked curiously, "Is there something wrong?"

"Hmm!"

"I recently collaborated with ACS NANO, a top journal under the American Chemical Association, to make a powerful satire on the image of random research articles in the field of graphene. Xu Mang said seriously: "Let some people who fish in troubled waters know that they are actually just garbage." ”

"This question..."

"You may offend a lot of people, not to mention how about abroad, anyway, your image abroad has always been very poor, just at home... Have you ever heard about the Graphene Association?" Fang Jun said: "If you do this, it may affect the normal operation of this association. ”

It's this association again!

It seems that you can't kill it!

"I know. ”

"Teach everyone if you are irrigating graphene, holding all kinds of irrigation articles, and swaggering. Xu Mang said indifferently: "There is no way... The existence of this broken association has disturbed the atmosphere of the entire academic circle, and it can only be eliminated. ”

"If you make a move, and develop that level of journal, it will resonate. Fang Jun said: "I won't tell you... A lot of people have opinions about this association, and if you stand up and speak out, there will be a group of people standing behind you, and they can't stop it. ”

"That's good!"

"I'm afraid I'm going to be alone. Xu Mang showed a hint of a smile.

Then

Fang Jun asked curiously, "Anyway... How are you going to mock them?"

"Hey, hey!"

"Director Fang... Have you ever heard of guano doped with graphene?" Xu Mang said cautiously with a hint of mystery on his face: "This is a new multifunctional catalyst. ”

Bird...

Guano?

What's to be done?

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Fang Jun looked at him in horror, his brain had been short-circuited for a while, and all the words he wanted to say were stuck in his throat.

"Really!"

"Not to fool you. Xu Mang said seriously: "I came here today to conduct an experiment on guano doped graphene to obtain various experimental data to prove that my theoretical model is not wrong, and guano doped graphene has an advantage!"

"Guano doping graphene produces more electrocatalytic material than many complex multi-element doping procedures, as the composition of guano can be modulated by controlling the feed. Xu Mang said.

After taking a serious look at this young man, Fang Jun had to sigh one thing, this guy's idea was not ordinarily bold, but it was also... MEANT TO BE IRONIC, ONCE THIS RESEARCH REPORT IS INCLUDED IN ACS NANO, IT MEANS ONE THING.

There have been studies similar to doped graphene, but in fact, they are all bird droppings, which are meaningless at all.

Tall!

That's high!

But this kid can do it, and the others... I don't have the qualifications, and I don't have the courage.

"Ugh..."

Xu Manchan sighed and said with a sad face: "I hope the world will not have a war because of the competition for guano!"

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