"Fengzi, what are you doing, the clothes on this roadside stall are said to be local special clothes, in fact, to put it bluntly, these are all stall goods, and the materials are not too bad. ”

"That's right, Fengzi, who are you going to give it to, it won't be Jiajia. ”

Everyone was confused by Li Feng for leaving the little monk and his party at the intersection of the town, and running to the town to buy clothes for roadside stalls.

"Who said I was going to buy a good one. ”

Li Feng muttered, Jiajia is Miao, these clothes are not Miao costumes at first glance, how can Jiajia wear them.

"No, Kaedeko, what are you?"

"Boss, is there anyone who is fatter?"

Li Feng lifted a flower skirt, and it was colorful, bright enough, brighter than the old lady in the square dance.

The stall owner glanced at Li Feng. "Do you really want it, young man?"

"Yes. ”

Li Feng said with a smile. "Bigger, fatter. ”

"Okay. ”

The stall owner took out the largest one, Li Feng looked at the big guy, this thick waist can fit two of himself.

"I'll go, Kaede, don't tell us, you're going to buy it. ”

Li Feng smiled and bargained with the boss, fifty yuan for two. "Little brother, you're too hard at it. ”

"Boss, it's not easy to sell such a big one, and besides, the material is not too good, you won't lose money if you sell it for fifty yuan. ”

Li Feng said with a smile.

The audience in the live broadcast room was dumbfounded. "Fengzi, you won't really buy this kind of skirt, what kind of bad taste is this. ”

"No, can you wear this dress?"

"Won't Kaede want to play women's clothes?"

"Nima, no, as soon as I wear this skirt, it's not good, I'll stare at it for a while, it's too disgusting, I have to retreat in advance." ”

Li Feng has already finalized the price, and Xi Zizi gave fifty yuan. "Thank you. ”

"Alas. ”

The boss sighed, speaking of which, these two clothes were taken by mistake when they were purchased, one was sold for ten yuan and fifty yuan for two, and it was really a little painful, and the money was too little.

"That's it. ”

Two clothes were carried out of the town.

"Nima, there's no doubt about it now, Fengzi really wants to play women's clothes. ”

"Crazy, crazy. ”

Li Feng glanced at the live broadcast room, which was full of discussions about women's clothing. "Everyone guessed it, okay, this makes my next live broadcast no suspense. ”

"Don't, the maple girl costume boss is not suitable for you. ”

"It's over, it's over, Fengzi really wants to play women's clothing boss, it's over. ”

"Jiajia come out quickly, stop it, Fengzi is going crazy. ”

Not to mention that the audience in the live broadcast room felt that Li Feng was crazy, of course, many people were excited and waiting to see Li Feng engage in women's clothing.

These people do not include Yuzu, Yuanyuan called Li Feng without saying a word about Yuzu. "Kaedeko, do you want to wear women's clothes?"

"Huh?"

Li Feng was a little confused, what do you mean. "Women's clothes, who said, how can I wear women's clothes. ”

"But what are you doing when you buy women's clothes?" Yuzu was a little puzzled, not what did women's clothes do when they bought two bucket skirts. "Shouldn't you really send Jiajia?" Of course, the latter sentence of Yuzu was just in my mind for a while, and I didn't ask it.

"You said skirts. ”

Li Feng said with a smile. "You'll find out later. ”

Yuzu couldn't cry or laugh, this person also bought Guanzi, really, but as long as it's not women's clothing.

Now Li Feng's image is very good, the sun is strong and powerful, if he gets a nondescript women's clothing image, it will be ruined, which is why Yuzu called as soon as he got the news.

"yes, I'm a little curious. “

The audience in the live broadcast room also heard the content of the call, not the women's clothing boss, some people were disappointed, and they were more relieved.

"No, it's not women's clothing, you don't really plan to send Jiajia, right?"

"Maybe it's for my mother. ”

"No, this dress is too bright. ”

The audience in the live broadcast room was full of doubts and speculations, Li Feng didn't seem to pay attention to the barrage in the live broadcast room, carrying the bag, and trotting back to the entrance of the town with an excited face.

"Quite a few?"

There are a lot of tourists at the entrance, the little monk and his party are too eye-catching, monkeys, black bears, pandas, wild boars, little black donkeys, if it weren't for the black bear and the second senior brother, these tourists would surround the past, this would look good from afar.

"Master. ”

Li Feng shouted to the little monk master, and suddenly let the tourists in the distance come to their senses, the little monk is too young to speak, come to a big apprentice.

"The stuff was bought. ”

The little monk nodded.

"What's the expression of the little monk?"

"Could it be that the little monk knows what Li Feng is buying clothes for?"

"Eighty percent of the time. ”

Li Feng smiled, took out the cigarette box he had just picked up on the side of the road, tore it open, took out the brush he had just bought, and dipped it in ink at the cheapest brush and wrote a few big characters. Wear it with strips of cloth and hang it directly around Goku's neck.

Goku squeaked, quite dissatisfied. "Good girl, I'll take you to eat something delicious. Li Feng touched Wukong's monkey brain, and this thing squeaked and pointed to the bag, okay, this is to eat jerky. "Okay, I'll give you something to eat. ”

"Kaedeko, what are you doing? ”

"Did you see what was written on the sign?"

"I saw it, ten pieces at a time. ”

"What's it, ten pieces at a time. ”

When the audience was confused, Li Feng shook off his skirt and beckoned Xiao Erhei and Panda Sister to come over. "Alas, there are no bigger skirts anymore, so it's good to get a set for Senior Brother Er. ”

"Poof. ”

"Nima, Kaedeko, you're too bad. ”

"No, I'm going to laugh for ten minutes. ”

The two fat flower skirts were put on by Li Feng for Xiao Erhei and the panda, don't say it, this guy, these two bears are not too funny. A two- or three-hundred-pound black bear with a colorful skirt, and a chubby black and white panda suddenly turned into a colorful bear.

The two bears were made to stand up by Li Feng, their skirts were all up to their waists, and the tourists who were far away were crazy, not to mention the audience in the live broadcast room, many people laughed and collapsed directly.

Yuzu stared at the computer with a teacup, which would laugh out loud without image at all, cough cough cough. "Kaedeko, this guy, it's too bad. ”

Yuanyuan smiled and lay down, lying on the table for a while before looking up, tears laughing. "It's so funny, how did Kaede come up with this idea. ”

Yuzu smiled and shook her head. "You can think of it. ”

This will Wukong brand come out, ten yuan at a time, Li Feng smiled. "Yes, yes, fifty dollars is not a loss. ”

"Fengzi, you are evil. ”

"Nima, it's no good, Xiao Erhei, don't, this image is all ruined. ”

"Fengzi, this is a panda, a panda, a national treasure, you are too bad. ”

"From a national treasure to a little bear girl. ”

"I'm laughing to death, Fengzi, you're a thief. ”

"That's right, Kaedeko, you're too bad, no, you can't help but laugh at me. ”

"Laugh, what's funny, this is a sacrifice for artistic life, Xiao Erhei, Panda Girl, you are all good. As he spoke, Li Feng took out the basin and borrowed the little monk's wooden hammer.

"I'll go, Kaedeko, what are you doing here?"

"Knock on the pot?"

"Hello old and young masters, in Xia Li Feng accompanied his master Xitian to learn scriptures, and when he came to Guibaodi, he didn't expect that his body was entangled and he ran out of food and shelter. Li Feng said loudly.

"Hahaha, the opening remarks of the showmanship?"

"I'll go, Kaede, it's amazing. ”

Li Fengxin said, what is this, of course, this time it is not his own performance.

"Little brother, tell me, what can we help you. ”

"That's right. ”

"Everyone has money to hold a money field, and some people have a personal field. ”

Li Feng said with a smile. "Come on, come on, fourth junior brother, fifth junior brother, come and dance a bear skirt dance for everyone. ”

"Everyone can rest assured that our team is all brothers, and they are all particular about people, not biting, and not scratching. ”

"Really?"

"That's it, all of them are stars. ”

"Fengzi's idea, I really don't know what to say. ”

"Actually, there's no way, no one here knows the second senior brother, otherwise there won't be any money. ”

"That's right. ”

Finally, Li Feng fooled the tourists. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Li Feng said when he saw someone holding a camera.

"Everyone, let's enjoy a dance first. ”

Li Feng said with a smile. "There was time for everyone to take pictures. ”

As for the dance, as soon as the dance started, it directly killed the onlookers and the audience in the live broadcast room, twisting the buttocks, twisting the buttocks, it was so funny, countless people laughed.

The audience in the live broadcast room was completely speechless, and the onlookers also leaned back and forth with laughter, not to mention that someone really rewarded them.

"Let's not be idle, Fengzi, Xiao Erhei, Panda Girl, reward. ”

There were waves of gifts in the live broadcast room, and many onlookers threw money, and Li Feng smiled and gave it away. "Take a good rest for a while, and let me introduce you to the origins of our fourth and fifth junior brothers. ”

"Hahaha, isn't it a black bear and a panda?"

"That's right, it's just black bears and pandas that are native to our mountains. ”

"Isn't that right?"

Li Feng turned his head and asked Xiao Erhei and Panda Girl, and the onlookers smiled. "It's really a panda?"

"It's like a fake. ”

Li Feng said with a smile. "Anyway, I just ran into it. ”

"Let me explain first, it's not me kidnapping a panda, it's a crime, this panda girl joined the team voluntarily. ”

"Really?"

The onlookers were about to raise their cameras again, Li Feng hurriedly asked the panda girl to nod, which made the audience and onlookers in the live broadcast room all stupid. "Hehe, after the introduction, I want to take a group photo and pay the money to me, no more than ten yuan at a time, Tong Su is not bullied. ”

Panda group photo, ten yuan, Nima is not too cheap. "Everyone be careful and only need to take pictures, don't touch them, this bear also has bear rights. ”

"Hahaha, don't worry. ”

"Kaede. ”

Many viewers in the live broadcast room even said that they would book a place.

Of course, after tourists began to verify that the panda was a panda, there was no need for adults to speak, and children were unwilling. "Mom, Mom, I'm going to take pictures with pandas. ”

"Good, good. ”

Not only tourists, but even local residents ran to join in the fun, okay, after a while, Li Feng earned four or five hundred yuan. "Wait a little longer and the money for dinner and accommodation will be there. ”

On the other hand, the reporter in the live broadcast room has already taken screenshots and started to post news. "Is it moral decay or human distortion, a panda's path to self-reliance. ”

A netizen in Shacheng looked at the title and said, what is it, what kind of scribbling is the current reporter, wait for the time to start reading it. "Nima, which buddy is this, it's too awesome, I found a panda live broadcast, and the ox fork is in the sky. ”