Chapter 842: There is really a fart magic skill
This kind of music score is quite against the sky, any living creature whether you are an animal or a plant, whether you are a human or a soul, even if you are an undead, as long as you can hear the music, as long as you can integrate into the music, then the music can make you follow the constant mobilization of emotions and desires. And in the process, the caster can easily take away your soul.
The more Bao Shan looks at this piano score, the more frightened he becomes, once he succeeds in practicing, this is simply the biggest killer feature. While smiling and going to the side to cultivate, he also quickly glanced at the second master. The second master seemed to enjoy Bao Shan very much, looking at his grateful eyes. It seems that this is the only way to show how good you are.
This little fat man is a little uncalm, and when he walked to the second master, he kept pushing and pushing: "Second master, Brother Yun and Sister Baoshan have all handed it over, and you are not one of me, you can also teach me something." I'm with them, I don't know anything else, you say you'll fart, it's not good, you teach me some skills, do you think it's okay?"
"Teach you what you know, aren't you going to throw me off the dog plow?, aren't you going to up? Now you're embarrassed to ask me to tell you, don't teach. The little fat man was looking at the second master with his mouth open. The little eyes blinked, and I really couldn't blink a few tears.
"The second master doesn't take you like this, you have to know that although I say so, I respect you in my heart. In my heart, you are simply the guiding light in my life. The first time I saw you, I knew how inspiring it was to sleep in the snow like you if I didn't work hard. ”
"The second time I saw you, I knew how important it was to have a good face. Although ability is very important, appearance is really also crucial. Otherwise, it is really possible to throw it in the briquettes and find out which one is the briquette and which is the second master. ”
The second master raised his leg with a black line and kicked the little fat man's buttocks: "You get out of here, you are praising me, you are still hurting me." I don't hear the slightest hint of you complimenting me. ”
"Second master, you said that how could a person like me do that kind of thing that the public would do, so I will definitely not praise you. Do you know? What is the greatest ability in the world? It is the ability to hurt people when they hurt them and show love to you from the bottom of their hearts, right?"
The second master angrily stretched out a finger and tapped it twice on the little fat man's head. Just as he was about to let him go, his eyes suddenly turned to an idea: "Don't you really say that when I went out on an adventure a few years ago, I once obtained a technique in the chaos. This exercise is quite suitable for you, and if you practice it, you are guaranteed to carry it forward. ”
When the little fat man heard this, he was overjoyed, and he almost didn't kneel down and call his father directly. When the second master saw the little fat man like this, he was naturally happy. Then the little fat man's eyes widened, and under the gaze of the little fat man, he only saw the second master take out an object casually. looks a bit like a royal sister, but it's completely different from Jade Jane.
Because this thing is not jade, I don't know what it is.
"This thing is immortal jade, there is no mortal world, but the immortal world is a common thing. After the immortal hollows out this immortal jade, he will input some special martial arts into it. As for what he put into it, no one knows, until you absorb it completely. ”
"I just have a set of records in this immortal realm, that is, no matter how advanced you are, you can master the martial arts for a lifetime, how about it? Do you want to learn? I want to learn what I will pass on to you. The little fat man was so surprised that he almost didn't scream directly, which was really unexpected.
The little head is a vigorous one, constantly nodding and saying in his mouth: "I do, I do." ”
"You want to bear it, I don't want to. Forget it, seeing that you are quite sincere, I will pass on this exercise to you, close your eyes, and carefully feel it. Merge your divine consciousness into this immortal jade and give up all resistance and absorption. ”
After watching the little fat man do so, a treacherous smile appeared on the old man's face: "Stinky boy, I let you offend me, this time I will make you can't even find a place to cry." ”
After the little fat man absorbed the knowledge in the immortal jade, the whole person stood there motionless in shock. It wasn't until long after the past that he opened his eyes again, and then there was a peculiar smell in his eyes, and he didn't know if he was sad or happy.
The second master also blinked, thinking that his joke was a bit too big: "Boy, are you okay? I'm just ...... with you." However, just when the second master just said this, the little fat man came back to his senses, hugged him in his arms, and then kissed him twice according to his face.
These two times have made the second master blindfolded, and what is recorded in this fairy domain is indeed a kind of immortal practice, but looking at the introduction outside, it is just a way to run qi, that is, a way to drain turbidity. So even if you learn this kind of thing, it should be harmless, and it doesn't matter if you don't learn it. He really didn't know that this little fat man was excited.
Could it be that because there is a detailed record of how to fart to make people more comfortable, you are excited. Of course, this is not the case, little fat man, until he absorbed all this information, he did not know that he had obtained a miracle skill.
This technique is indeed amazing, although it is only a fart method that is recorded, but it is a real fart magic skill. The little fat man, in the past, relied entirely on his own instinct when he farted, but now after destroying this exercise, it is completely different.
Because of this, you can imagine how excited he is now, and even he can't wait to go over and pick up the second master, and feel distressed fiercely, so he stops.
When the second master learned about this, he was also shocked and dumbfounded, and he never expected that what was recorded in this would be a real master.
"Boy, now I also teach you this fart magic skill, you have to practice well in the future, if you don't practice well, I'm sorry Second Master, I have good intentions. ”
What these two masters said was better than singing, but only he was bitter in his heart, and he originally just wanted to play a little fat man, but when he thought of it, he would give the other party a world-class master.
The little fat man went to the side with joy and also cultivated. It was as if it had been made for him, so he was very excited.
After seeing such a scene, after the second master saw it, he didn't know what to say except for emotion. In the second master's mind, all this is fate.
What is called intentionally planting flowers and flowers are not alive, and willows are planted without intention. Originally, I just wanted to make a joke with the little fat man, but I never expected this phenomenon to happen?
In this way, it is good, whether it is the little fat man Bao Shan or Yun Buregret, the three of them each have their own exercises to cultivate.
Wholeheartedly comprehending knowledge, but the second master felt quite helpless when he was left there.
"Wei Hey, I said do you have anyone who can play with me for a while? Do you know that a person is really lonely? The three of you are all cultivating, let me give you three Dharma protectors by myself, is there any morality in what the three of you will talk about?"
The three people who are in the process of comprehending themselves wholeheartedly, this is a martial art, naturally they don't know what the second master is talking about in there?
However, there was one thing they knew in their hearts, and the weapon that the master taught the three of them was indeed a masterpiece.
This time was fleeting, and five days passed in a flash. Although these five days are short, for Yun Buregret, 100 days have passed in the Universal Immortal Cultivation System.
A hundred days of universal cultivation of the immortal system, sleepless, continuous comprehension, plus a large number of prestige points, after sprinkling. It can be said that Yun has no regrets, and for the comprehension of this Heaven Splitting Divine Palm, it is making rapid progress every day.
Until the sixth day, in the early morning, Yun did not regret reaching the Dacheng level of the Heavenly Divine Palm.
At this moment, Yun did not regret it, and knew in his heart that they should also go, and the little fat man was thinking about his father and sister in his heart, how could he stay here with peace of mind and be indifferent.
After leaving enough money, Yun Buregret that the three of them took the second master, and how many people left?
This heavy snowfall, if you want to walk step by step, it is naturally extremely slow, and fortunately, the cultivation of the four people is stronger than one another, so when they walk, it is simply stepping on the snow without a trace.
The little fat man's house is not too far from here, in a small town in the middle of the mountains.
I don't know why, I'm about to get home, but the little fat man starts to panic more and more in his heart, he doesn't know what kind of situation he is about to face after returning home?
He didn't know if his father and sister were still alive in the world, and the waiting panic in his heart simply made him panic
Yun didn't regret it, walked over and took a look at his shoulder, patted him lightly on the shoulder, he wanted to be calm, don't panic, and asked if he messed up and what happened, what should he do then?
"Brother Yun, I'm still a little worried in my heart, you said that my father is so old, and it's passed, will it be all over the years?"
When he got here, the little fat man didn't dare to go any further, because he was afraid that what he had imagined would come true. It's a good thing that dreams come true, but it's a great sadness if the worries in your heart come true.
"Don't worry, it's okay, don't do it yourself, let's go back and have a look first, I believe my uncle will be safe." ”