Chapter 14: Farts are all wrong
Coming out of the grandmother's house, father Tang Pengmin and mother Zhao Xiuli both saw that their son seemed to be a little absent-minded, and when he went to the grave, others were burning paper and incense, but Tang Zheng kowtowed three times in an unnormal manner, and muttered something in his mouth.
Tang Pengmin asked him what was wrong, but Tang Zheng didn't say.
After lunch and talking with grandma for a while, Tang Zheng's family of three drove back to the county seat.
"Dad, I'll go back to Rongcheng tomorrow afternoon, and the company has an event in two days, so I have to go back in advance to set up the venue." β
At dinner in the evening, Tang Zheng said seemingly usually.
"I have to go back before my ass is hot, isn't the Dragon Boat Festival a three-day holiday, the bullshit company has activities, I think it's true that you can't stay at home as a bitch. β
"Tell me honestly, is there a girl in Rongcheng waiting for you to go back?"
As soon as Tang Zheng's voice fell, Zhao Xiuli, the emperor's mother, said as if she was shooting a machine gun.
"Really talking about girlfriends?"
Tang Pengmin obviously didn't believe his words either.
Tang Zheng is a senior this year, and he will graduate from college in a few months, so it's normal to talk about girlfriends.
Looking at the old couple whose gossip fire was blazing, Tang Zheng pouted and said: "It's really a company activity, and it's not like going to school to work, I don't have a car, no house, no savings, nothing but being handsome and good-looking, you don't know how realistic the girl is now." β
"Phew, it's shameless! The old lady has raised you for 21 years, why didn't I see that you are handsome and good-talking?"
Zhao Xiuli couldn't help but roll her eyes and quipped with a smile.
Although she is accustomed to diss her son, she still thinks very fairly and objectively that her own son of a dog is really good-looking, although it is not a particularly handsome type, it can be regarded as a clear eyebrow.
Tang Pengmin frowned and didn't speak, picked up the wine glass and took a sip lightly, as if thinking about something.
"Huang Eniang, I want to ask you something. β
"If there's a fart, let it go. β
"I was originally sent by you in a mobile business hall to charge the phone bill, and I will ask if I can find my biological parents another day?"
"Get out!"
"Okay. β
Tang Zheng cleaned the rice in the bowl in a few bites, threw the bowl away with a smile and rolled back to his room.
The company did have an event in the next two days, but it had nothing to do with him, he was just a small intern who had not yet turned regular, and his main job was to do chores, and there were special people in charge of things like the cloth field.
The reason why I can't wait to return to Rongcheng is mainly because of the heritage of the jar buried under the ginkgo tree in the school.
Tang Pengmin habitually drank a little wine at night, so he usually ate slowly, and Tang Zheng went back to the room after eating, and there was still a third of the wine in his cup.
"Tang Zheng reminded me just now, he is about to graduate, looking for a job, talking about a partner, getting married, we have to help our son think about these things. β
Tang Pengmin took a peanut and threw it into his mouth, put down his chopsticks and looked at Zhao Xiuli and said seriously.
"Old Tang, do you want to get this son of a dog into your unit?"
Zhao Xiuli's eyes lit up, young people change jobs much more frequently than wives these days, which parents don't want their children to have a stable job with good benefits.
"It's not, if I thought of a way more than ten years ago, I could have done it, but now I have to pass the exam, and I have to go through layers of selection, and my small office director doesn't have so much energy to stuff people into the bureau, even if it's my own son. β
"Besides, don't you know your own son, he has been wild since he was a child, and even if he can get in, he will definitely not go. β
Tang Pengmin took a sip of wine, shook his head lightly and explained.
Zhao Xiuli asked, "Then what do you mean?"
"Tang Zheng will definitely not return to our small county town in the future, I heard that many young people now like to run to the big cities of Beijing, Guangzhou, and Shenzhen......
Before Tang Pengmin finished speaking, he was interrupted by his wife's glare, "Son of a bitch, he dare!
Don't look at Tang Zheng, as soon as he comes back, he will be dissed by his own mother, but Zhao Xiuli is such a precious dog, how can she be willing to let him go to work in a city thousands of kilometers away.
There are not a few children from friends who are in Beipiao and Shenpiao, and they usually can't go home once a year, even if they go home, they hurried back for the New Year, and their buttocks left before they were hot.
Some don't even come back for the Chinese New Year, and they leave for two or three years.
Zhao Xiuli can't stand it and can't see that dog cub once in a few years.
Rongcheng is only a little more than two hours' drive from the small county town of her hometown, and even if Tang Zheng doesn't go home at that time, Ms. Zhao Xiuli can go to Rongcheng in minutes to discount his doglegs.
"So, I mean if I don't buy him a suite in Rongcheng, the house price is a lot calmer now, and we can barely afford the average house price of about 10,000 yuan. Second, it costs him money to rent a house, and it will definitely not work if the person he talks about in the future will get married without a house, not that the current girl is realistic, and having a house is at least more stable. Even if he has a home after buying a house, the possibility of his son going to work in other cities is much smaller. β
Tang Pengmin smiled and said his considerations.
"Buying a house? That's a good idea. But even if the house price has fallen a little now, how can a three-room house cost millions, counting decoration and furniture and appliances, it is estimated that there is no 1.3 million yuan, and the family does not have so much money. β
"I've probably calculated, if we sell the faΓ§ade of the Sanyang apartment we bought before, plus the family's savings, it should be about the same. β
"Okay, I'll go find an intermediate level in a few days and ask. After all, the dog cub still succeeded in gnawing the old man, the old lady took out all the family funds to buy him a house, if he dares to be unfilial in the future, see that I don't break his dog legs! More than a million, the family foundation that has been saved for a lifetime is gone, the more I think about it, the more uncomfortable I feel in my heart, no, I want to beat the dog cub first!"
Zhao Xiuli couldn't even take care of eating, and as soon as the bowl was thrown, she violently knocked on the door of Tang Zheng's room, crossed her hands and scolded: "Son of a bitch, you still don't let people eat, why are you listening to the song so loud?"
"Huang Eniang, I didn't listen to the song, let alone listen to the song, I put it in the middle of a fart just now, how can I make a noise to you?"
Tang Zheng suddenly made a look of humility and pity.
"I'll just say that there is a smell of rotten eggs, and the smoked old lady can't eat the rice, it turns out that you are a fart! β
Zhao Xiuli sneered angrily, took off her slippers and greeted Tang Zheng on her buttocks, scolding while beating back:"
I'm going to let you fart! I'm going to have to open your ass today!"
Tang Zheng didn't even dare to hide this time, not only did he not hide, but he also cooperated hard to let out a scream like killing a pig.
Even the excuse of 'farting is wrong' can be found, with his understanding of Ms. Zhao Xiuli, either his father and his first girlfriend have revived, or something has happened in the family, or he has inadvertently done something angry.