Chapter 510: A Drunken Woman
A beautiful woman is not terrible, and a beautiful woman who sprinkles is not terrible, but a beautiful woman who is drunk is terrible when she sprinkles.
Lu Yi wasted all his strength to coax people to the car.
"Lin An, drive. ”
"Hey...... What happened to this car...... Woowoo...... I'm going to get off ......."
Lu Yi wanted to take Qi Ning'er home quickly, but as soon as the car moved, Qi Ning'er struggled non-stop, and went to the car door, Lu Yi was so frightened that he wanted to die, arrested the person back, and imprisoned Qi Ning'er's hands with his big hands.
Qi Ning'er struggled and looked at Lu Yi with teary eyes: "Bad guy ......"
"What did you say?" said the man's voice, with a hint of anger.
"Master...... We are ...... Where are you going?"
Qi Ning'er ignored Lu Yi and turned her head to talk to Lin An again.
"Master...... My home...... My family lives in a small alley, but ...... It's hard to find. Qi Ning'er stumbled.
Lu Yi was as big as a bucket for a while, when did he live in a small alley again?
"Sit down, don't move, I'll throw you out again!"
The man's cold voice sounded above Qi Ning'er's head, not loud, but quite intimidating.
Qi Ning'er stopped crying, and as soon as her mouth was choked, she began to howl: "Woo...... You're killing me!Woo woo...... Scumbag!woo...... Bad guys!woo ......"
"Hey...... Don't cry, don't cry, I'm not going to kill you. Lu Yi was angry, but he couldn't see Qi Ning'er crying the most, so he hurriedly began to coax people.
"Then you let go of me......" Qi Ning'er had to inch in.
"If you let it go, you have to open the door again, don't let it go!" Lu Yi was worried, why did this woman have so many things?
"I ...... I don't open!
You let me go...... Let go of my ......"
Qi Ning'er started to make trouble again, and Lu Yi had no choice but to bring her safety to her and tie it up.
Qi Ning'er kept her promise and never wanted to drive down again, but she began to talk to Lin An again.
"Master, you look ...... It's like my driver......"
"Master, you really ...... It seems like...... My driver...... You add me to WeChat...... I...... I'll introduce you to him...... Meet ......"
Qi Ning'er said that she was about to set up her mobile phone, but she forgot that she was wearing a dress today, and the dress had no pockets. Touching and touching, she didn't touch her pockets, and she was about to lift her skirt.
Although the light was dim, and it was in the back seat of the car, Lin An couldn't see it from his angle, but Lu Yi was still displeased. Frowning, he took out his mobile phone from Qi Ning'er's bag and handed it to her.
"Huh...... What's wrong with my phone......? Did you steal my phone......"
Qi Ning'er took the phone, immediately forgot to add WeChat, turned her head and began to interrogate Lu Yi.
Lu Yitie ignored her with a blushing face. The temperature in the car plummeted, and Lin An looked ahead, concentrating on driving, not daring to speak.
Qi Ning'er was dizzy, how did she know that the people around her were angry, she saw that Lu Yi didn't speak, leaned over, and poked the man's chest with her fingers.
"Hey...... Handsome guy...... You said...... Ah......h
"Huh...... This handsome guy is so ...... Handsome...... How is it a mute...... Pity...... It's a shame......"
Qi Ning'er leaned in the back seat and muttered to herself.
"Poof...... Ahem. Lin An didn't hold back, and quickly pretended to cough back, laughing at the boss, he was afraid that he didn't want to live.
Lu Yi's face was already blue, but now he was even greener, and he turned his head to stop looking at Qi Ning'er.
Qi Ning'er tossed again, leaned on the back of the driver's seat, and screamed in her mouth.
"Master! Why did the car next to you overtake! You drive faster! Woo woo...... The car next to it was over ......."
Lin An didn't dare to listen to her, there was a red light at the intersection in front of her, and Lin An stopped the car as soon as he braked.
Qi Ning'er is making more trouble now.
"Master, why did you stop...... Whining...... Master...... Keep walking...... How can you stop. ”
Lin An secretly glanced at Lu Yi through the rearview mirror, but saw Lu Yi Tie with a blue face, looking out of the car window, and not speaking.
Lin An couldn't, so he had to say something: "It's a red light, and the car can't go." ”
"What's wrong with the red light......?! Go ahead!"
"Master, you can't stop! You have to go forward boldly!"
Qi Ning'er was full of words, but Lin An couldn't smile bitterly, but fortunately, soon the red light quickly turned green. But Qi Ning'er continued.
"Master, look at the bus...... Big deals...... Big deals...... Ah......h
"Master! you...... You are my master...... Your Master...... Your master is ...... Who is it?"
"Master, you, you...... Why did you stop again!...... Master, you go, you boldly go forward, master...... Woowoo woo ......"
......
Lu Yi can see that this woman is drunk and crazy, no matter how you coax, it is useless for you to coax, so you simply leave her aside and let her make trouble. Lin An saw Lu Yi's face eating, and naturally didn't dare to make a sound.
Only Qi Ning'er's voice was left in the car. Although no one paid attention to her all the way, she was amusing herself
Tossing and turning.
Fifteen minutes later, Lin An finally delivered the boss to the door. As soon as the car was parked, he hurriedly came down to open the door for Qi Ning'er, Lu Yi got out of the car on the other side, bypassed the rear of the car, strode to Qi Ning'er's side, and hugged the woman in the car horizontally.
"Hey...... Look, my family...... My house has arrived...... You are with my house...... My house is beautiful, isn't it...... Master...... I ......"
Lu Yicai didn't listen to her nagging, and without waiting for her to finish speaking, he hugged someone and walked into the house.
As soon as she entered the door, Qi Ning'er was agile and jumped from Lu Yi's arms. staggered towards Yu Yan and Ah Li's room.
As he walked, he purred in his mouth: "My darling...... My dear ......."
It was already eleven o'clock in the evening, Ah Li and Yu Yan had already fallen asleep, and Wang Ma heard the noise and walked out with her clothes on.
"Oh, why is this lady drunk?"
Mother Wang was also taken aback when she saw Qi Ning'er's drunken appearance.
"Wang Ma! hehe...... Wang Ma, why are you here...... Wang Ma ...... Come...... We...... Let's have a drink......"
When Qi Ning'er saw Wang Ma, she staggered and was about to pull Wang Ma's clothes.
"Wang Ma, go to sleep. Lu Yi frowned, fished the person back into his arms and went upstairs.
Qi Ning'er was still reluctant, and turned back to talk to Wang Ma while walking.
"Mother Wang...... We'll drink tomorrow...... Drink it tomorrow......"
Wang Ma looked at the backs of the two of them going up the stairs and sighed faintly.
Carrying the person to the room, Lu Yi was not so polite, and threw the person directly on the bed.
Lu Yi sweated, returned to the room, and immediately began to take off his suit jacket, loosened his tie, and walked to the bathroom while taking it off, flushed it indiscriminately, and began to put water in the bathtub.
"Twinkle and twinkle, the sky is full of small eyes, hide in the sky and shine brightly, like small eyes in the sky...... Hey...... That's good...... Twinkle twinkle sparkle sparkle ......"
When Lu Yi came out of the bathroom, he heard Qi Ning'er humming and singing. It was still a children's rhyme, Lu Yi rolled his eyes, and walked over to help Qi Ning'er up.
"Who are you...... You...... Where are you going to take me? You let me go...... I don't go to the hospital...... Don't go to the hospital......"
“......”
"What hospital are you going to, I'll take you to take a shower!" Lu Yi was tossed, and he was almost scolding
。
"Oh...... Take a bath...... Good bath...... I love bathing...... The skin is good...... Oo......oo
"What are you doing?!You!You are not allowed to take off my clothes!...... I'm a man with a husband......
”
"I'm telling you...... My husband...... My husband is amazing...... He's going to know...... He...... He's going to kill you
......”
Qi Ning'er sat on a small stool, tugging at her clothes, her hands tightly protected on her chest, and stared at Lu Yi vigilantly, as if he was a heinous villain.
"Yo, remember that you have a husband, who is your husband?" Lu Yi looked at her and was a little funny. Start teasing her.
After Qi Ning'er listened, she began to laugh silly, laughing non-stop.
"What's the silly fun? Say, who is your husband?
?”
When Lu Yi saw her silly appearance, he was angry
"My husband...... My husband's name is ...... call
......”
"What's your husband's name?"
"Called...... It's called Lu Yi!heyhehehe......"
Lu Yi's face has always been blue, and he finally has a smile at this moment.
"Your husband's name is Lu Yi, and my name is Lu Yi. Lu Yi continued to tease her.
"Your name is Lu Yi too......? You look like my husband...... But ......" Qi Ning'er heard this, and raised her head to stare at Lu Yi.
"Huh?
Lu Yi was a little puzzled.
"But...... My husband only has one head...... How did you...... Why did you have two heads? You're a monster, aren't you? Youkai! hey, hey, hey...... You're a monster......"
Qi Ning'er began to be silly again.
Lu Yi couldn't laugh or cry when he was said, he didn't bother to talk nonsense with her, so he reached out and picked up his clothes. But unexpectedly, Qi Ning'er didn't struggle anymore, and Lu Yi began to be unhappy again when he took it off.
"Why don't you make trouble, don't you have a husband?" Lu Yi asked him.
Qi Ning'er looked at Lu Yi and smirked: "You...... Didn't you say...... Your name is Lu Yi...... Lu Yi ...... Lu Yi is my husband...... Your name is Lu Yi...... Then you are...... It's my husband......"
Lu Yi can be regarded as convinced of this woman's logic.
After tossing for a long time, Lu Yi took off the person and put it into the bathtub.
Qi Ning'er was also restless when she entered the bathtub, slapped the water rattle, played with the water for a while, saw Lu Yi busy working next to her, and lay down on the side of the bathtub again.
Qi Ning'er bent one hand to support her chin, while posing in a bewitching pose, and said to Lu Yi with a charming face: "Husband...... Do you think I'm beautiful......"
“......”
Lu Yi leaned down, put his face in front of Qi Ning'er's face, and said in a low voice: "You are playing with fire." ”
But the woman looked silly, with her upper and lower eyelids intertwined, and fell asleep.