Saturday

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman received two notices from Liang Feng, first of all, No. 1 Middle School became the training base of the Ningshi team of the provincial Olympiad Mathematics Competition, and second, there was no rest on Saturdays and Sundays, and three teachers conducted all-round training.

Hearing this news, Xu Mang had a slight breakdown, why should he sacrifice the rare rest time of the students?

For this,

Xu Mang went to argue with Principal Mu, but unfortunately he was kicked out of the office.

"Ugh..."

"Life is hard!" Xu Mang looked at the playground outside through the window, and couldn't help sighing: "It is said that being too handsome is a mistake, and it will make you fall into death, who would know... It's also a mistake to have strength. ”

"Ugh..."

"Xu Mang, Xu Mang!" Xu Mang shook his head helplessly: "Why are you so good?"

At this point,

Yang Xiaoman's scalp exploded.

This Nima...

Is it starting again?

Crazy narcissistic mode activated.

Since he met Xu Mang, Yang Xiaoman has been experiencing mental destruction and hypnosis all day long, this guy has been praising his appearance and going to the toilet during a day at school, except for sleeping on the table or going to buy lunch and dinner.

Not jokingly, sometimes I think Xu Mang is a little handsome, maybe it is because he has been hypnotized for a long time, and he subtly thinks that Xu Mang should be very handsome.

"Hey!"

"Can you stop being narcissistic?" Yang Xiaoman glared at him and said indignantly: "Except for my pure heart, sweet and lovely girls are willing to mix with you, look at who else plays with you in the school?"

"Yes!"

"Chen Xi" Xu Mang smiled: "He is learning "Rich Agricultural Classics" with me, it's not that I Xu Mang likes to brag, as long as he finishes learning, he can basically be the king and hegemon anywhere!"

For Chen Xi, Yang Xiaoman knows what he is doing, and sometimes he is quite speechless, even people like Xu Mang also have objects of worship, and this world is a little crazy.

Also

Chen Xi is not a good person, and he has the same smell as Xu Mang.

Afternoon

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman came to the previous Olympiad training class, which was still in the original position, and not long after they sat down, Zhou Kai, Wu Feifei and the previous fifth player, a female classmate named Zhao Linlin, arrived.

Zhao Linlin's figure is okay, but unfortunately there are a lot of pockmarks on her face.

Except for that Zhao Linlin, Xu Mang, Yang Xiaoman, Zhou Kai and Wu Feifei have never spoken, and both sides live in their own worlds.

afterwards

Three teachers appeared,

Liang Feng in the first middle school, Mao Guoxing in the seventh middle school, and Fu Yang in the ninth middle school.

After a brief introduction, the first day of training was officially started, Liang Feng began to attend class, and the first decision was to let Xu Mang sit in the corner of the last row, and he could do whatever he liked.

This move stunned Zhou Kai, Wu Feifei and Zhao Linlin.

This...

This... What's the situation?

Why did Xu Mang start sleeping?

Oh, my God!

No way?

Such a person won all the first places in the municipal Olympiad competition?

"Zhou Kai, Wu Feifei, Zhao Linlin!"

"It's class time, don't look around, you are no longer representing the school, but representing the entire Ning City!" Liang Feng said with a serious face: "Always remember your mission!"

“...”

“...”

“...”

Teacher!

Do you say this with a painful conscience?

Xu Mang is still sleeping there!

Can't see it?

Zhou Kai's head was also very hard, and he said cautiously: "Teacher Liang... That one... Who, Xu Mang, he... He's sleeping!"

"Don't worry about him, this kid has been like this since high school, you just get used to it. Liang Feng smiled faintly: "Don't be too surprised!"

“？？？”

“？？？”

“？？？”

What the?

And such an operation?

Zhou Kai, Wu Feifei and Zhao Linlin were full of confusion, from the first year of high school to the present, haven't they never taken a math class in their high school career.

The three of them secretly glanced at Xu Mang, this guy... Sleep soundly!

...

When Xu Mang woke up, it was already dinner, and when he looked around, he found that Yang Xiaoman and Zhao Linlin were chatting, not to mention... With Zhao Linlin's support, Yang Xiaoman is really beautiful.

Sure enough, there will always be an ordinary girlfriend next to a beautiful woman, and Yang Xiaoman can't escape this rule.

What are they talking about?

"I'll tell you, that BB cream works well, really!"

"Yes, yes, where did you buy it?"

"There is no one at home, I asked someone else to bring it abroad, if you want... I'll bring you a can tomorrow. ”

"Thank you, Xiao Man, you are so nice. ”

At this point,

Xu Mang appeared.

"Are you going to eat?" asked Xu Mang.

"Huh?"

"Sleepy, are you awake?" Zhao Linlin looked at Xu Mang and said with a smile: "Xiao Man told me about your glorious history, you are really awesome!"

suddenly

Xu Mang has a lot of energy.

"She knows!"

"It would take at least three days and three nights to tell my radiance. Xu Mang said seriously: "Did you eat dinner? By the way, I'll tell you about my glorious history!"

"Is that okay?!"

"Yes!"

Yang Xiaoman:( ̄△ ̄;)

Yes?

This...

This... Only....

What's the matter without the old lady?

...

"I'll tell you!"

"I have a magic trick - a sack from the sky, and I have comprehended the justice of the magic chicken. Xu Mang took the chopsticks and said to Zhao Linlin in front of him: "The lethality is very strong, not only causing damage to the body, but also causing a lot of trauma to the soul." ”

"It's just one of my trump cards, and I'm most proud of it. Xu Mang pointed to his brain and said solemnly: "My wisdom makes me invincible!"

Yang Xiaoman is going crazy,

The guy next to me was talking for half an hour, but the more he talked, the more excited he became... Of course, this is not the most terrible, I never thought that this woman named Zhao Linlin is a person who is extremely lacking in heart.

She really listened to Xu Mang's nonsense for half an hour, and listened to it with relish, making surprised expressions from time to time.

"Xu Mang!"

"I'm going to go head-to-head with you!"

suddenly

Zhou Kai appeared, stood beside Xu Mang, and said viciously: "Single-handedly the most difficult math paper!"

"Look, look..."

"I have to deal with situations like this every day, and I can't help it... Get used to it. Xu Mang sighed and said to Zhao Linlin: "Who made me a genius." ”

"Hey!"

"Did you hear what I said?!" Zhou Kai said angrily: "If it's a man, take the challenge!"

Suddenly,

The scene was a mess.

Yang Xiaoman didn't want to speak now, her heart was extremely broken, what kind of team is this? It's a mess, can such a team get the first place at the provincial level?

There is Zhou Kai and Wu Feifei who hate Xu Mang, there is Zhao Linlin who lacks heart, and there is... The cancer is vast.

Calm down...

Be sure to calm down!

Be calm at this moment!

Get lost!

Calm down!

"Shut up, mother!"

The tigress has awakened.

......