Chapter 617-618 - What the hell is this personal name too?
I have to say that this Chinese New Year is still lively when there are many people. Except for Di Wei and Pan Peiyu who occasionally have to go to the hospital, almost everyone eats, drinks and has fun at home every day in the first month, especially after Yang Meng's small wine shop works again, no one is gone------ I haven't drunk such a good wine for three years, can I not want to panic?
However, most of the time in the family was spent in disputes this New Year.
The person in dispute is none other than Yang Meng's parents and Long Mingyang, and the content of the dispute is not anything else------ it is the name of 'Dandan'.
Since Yang Tiejun made a joke about 'raising turtles', coupled with his uncle and grandfather, the word 'don't' is no longer needed, and his mother and Long Mingyang also joined the discussion and named the child together.
At first, they wanted to go to Fengnan Mountain to find Yunhe to give it, but Yang Meng gave it to him, after all, he still wanted to stop for a while, and he didn't want others to know about his return, so he asked the three old men to name the child!
And this is embarrassing for the three old men.
The surname Yang is a big surname, and it is also a common surname, but if you really want to use this surname to name your child?
Do you say that the popular male surname and the female surname are added together?
Fortunately, Long Xixiang's surname is not surnamed Ji, Gou, Lu, Ma and other surnames, otherwise he would have become a professional breeding household!
And because this is a common surname, there are too many other names with the same name, and they want to give their children a unique name, and the three old people are talking from morning to dark, from dark to sleep!
Yang Meng said that they could come up with this name by themselves, but the three old men were still anxious: Do you have an old man in your eyes? You still rob us of such a big thing as naming your grandson (grandson)? Look at the nickname you give your child, what a 'ball'! How ugly!
Oh...... But this kid does have 'balls'. It lives up to its name.
Ahh
Yang Meng and the others were also very curious about what names they gave their children, but several old people also began to play mysterious. Later, Ling Feng was arrested by them again, and Yang Meng knew that this was the name of the household registration. So I wanted Ling Feng to reveal some inside information. As a result, Ling Feng didn't say anything about killing him, let Yang Meng wait a little longer, and soon he would know the answer!
But every time he said this, Ling Feng smiled happily. This makes Yang Meng even more itchy in his heart, what is the situation?
On the twenty-ninth day of the first month, the mystery was finally solved, and Yang Meng almost fainted when he saw the four big characters of 'Yang Guowei' on the household registration book. Long Xixiang is even more exaggerated, and it is not a problem to stuff a goose egg in his mouth.
It's true that almost every Han Chinese has a 'dream of a great power' in their hearts, but it doesn't have to be so obvious, right?
"Is this a person's name?" Yang Meng said the biggest doubt in his heart.
"Why isn't this a name?" replied the three old men in unison.
Yang Meng covered her face and said to the child: "Dandan, Dandan, don't hate your parents in the future, this is all your grandma's grandfather's sin!"
"What nonsense are you talking about?"
"Do you know how difficult it is for us to come up with such a good name for our child?"
"Beat him!"
Anyway, this is also raw rice, cooked and ripe, and the rice is on the household registration book, what else can Yang Meng say?
Yes, what can parents do if they are willful children? I can only accept my fate! Yang Guowei is Yang Guowei, at least better than Yang Wei.
The vigorous naming war at home has come to an end. A New Year's Eve has passed!
After a month of comfortable rest at home, what do you do next?
Play, of course!
He wanted to watch the child at home, but now that the child has become a baby, Long Xixiang has to make an application report if he wants to hug the childγγγγγγ
Yang Meng complained a few words, saying that boys can't be so pampered, but he was blown away after just two words, yes, this child is not saved!
But that's good, it's just time to play.
Being trapped on the island for so long, Yang Meng has almost forgotten what city life is like.
When he rode his Rocket Five, tears of excitement were about to flow from his eyes.
There were a lot of messy things in his big sleeves, but he didn't expect to stay on the island for three years, how could he have so many material reserves? Now when he returned to the city, he was excited to tears when he heard the roar of the engine.
It turned out that when Xiao Ou was here, he maintained Yang Meng's car and motorcycle when he had nothing to do, and I don't know how Xiao Ou and Ake are doing now.
But now Yang Meng didn't think much about it, but rushed to the city with a throttle: Today, Xiao Peng and Ling Feng asked him to run a car together.
I wanted to go at the beginning of the charge, but I didn't have a chance: Yang Meng came back, and the dipping sauce naturally came back, and the business of 'Jianghu' instantly became hot again!
This 'Jianghu' has opened a lot of branches, but the management has always been to do it, without Yang Meng's dipping sauce, the business plummeted, and at that time the charge did not leave, but directly remodeled the 'Jianghu' and became a 'celebrity store' publicity method, and now several chain stores are opening well.
Even Hu Er's stunned mention of the charge now is not like when he picked his nose and eyes at the beginning, but now there is only a thumbs up!
Now the barbecue restaurant is back on track, but Long Xixiang's 'West Chamber's 'West Chamber' is still closed: after all, her current experience is still on the child. At that time, when Long Xixiang and Yang Meng disappeared, the "West Chambers Beauty" almost let the angry ladies smash it, the reason was not that the "West Chambers Beauty" was making money, at that time, all the members of the Longnan Ballad Gang "West Chambers Beauty" were refunded in full, and the results were very dissatisfied with the results.
Are they poor for money? They are bad for skin rejuvenation!
In the end, many people got a full refund, but some people didn't refund at all, and there was only one request: they must be notified as soon as 'West Chamber' reopens.
Yang Meng made a batch of beauty gluten by the way when he was making wine, but he didn't give it to Long Xixiang but to Long Nanyu.
Let's have fun and talk about it, what are you doing? Isn't Long Xixiang very good now? Just let her watch and play. Isn't it good to be a happy landlord's wife at home?
Oh, now you can't call the landlord's wife, you have to call the company owner, in fact, it's all the same thing!
When he arrived at the assembly point, Xiao Peng hadn't come over yet, only Ling Feng was waiting there riding his big harley.
"Oh, I'll go!" Yang Meng parked the car aside: "I thought we were waiting for you, but I didn't expect you to be the first to come, why, there are not many cases?"
Ling Feng gave Yang Meng a cigarette: "Don't mention it, what do you say I am a policeman for? Don't you want to solve a big case and eliminate harm for the people? It's good now, thief! Liar! Liar! Thief! I am the one who deals with them now, and there are no big cases or big crimes. Staying there every day is a distraction. β
Yang Meng smiled: "Comrade police can't be troubled!"
Ling Feng looked at Yang Meng helplessly: "That's right, I try not to make trouble, but my heart is so troublesome! But what can I say when I encounter such a thing? Sometimes I think that there is no big case to show that the people's lives are peaceful, so I think it's very good." If this is a big case every day, will the common people still have a way to live? But to tell the truth, it is just annoying! I can only relax when I ride a bicycle. Someone complains about life, then you should be a police officer and deal with all kinds of negative energy things every day!"
Yang Meng smiled: "Don't bluff me, there is an anti-pickpocketing team to catch thieves, now that the Internet society is developing so rapidly, there are too few fools, how can there be so many liars?"
After listening to Yang Meng's words, Ling Feng said disdainfully: "With your awareness, when you are old, people will definitely be deceived into buying health care products! People are smart, and scammers are also smart! We have basically become an 'anti-fraud bureau' in the police station now, and there are all kinds of scams!"
"Is it so exaggerated?" Yang Meng asked.
Ling Feng smiled: "Come, I'll tell you a few, first talk about 'black eats black'." β
"What does it mean?" Yang Meng asked puzzled.
Ling Feng said, "You know the spinach website, right?"
Yang Meng nodded: "Nonsense! I've been on the island for three years, yes, but buddy, don't forget that I'm a generation of gambling gods and image spokespersons in Las Vegas!
He disappeared for three years, and Las Vegas did not give him his so-called 'endorsement fee', Sasha wanted to go to Las Vegas to teach them some lessons to get the money back, and finally asked Zete to stop him back: After all, Yang Meng is not here, don't look for trouble with safety first!
But now? I, Hu Hansan, have returned! This is still my Hu Hansan's world! If anyone takes what I have and sends it back to me, whoever eats what I have eaten will spit it out for me! Someone owes me Zhang Na has to settle it slowly!
Of course, there's no hurry.
He has been on the island for so long, how can he finally return to civilized life and cause trouble for himself in such a hurry?
"You go on, what's wrong with the gambling site?" Yang Meng asked curiously.
Ling Feng said: "Those overseas spinach websites in order to attract gamblers to attract customers, there will be a series of preferential policies, let me give you an example, you recharge 1,000 yuan now, when the gambling capital turnover record exceeds 2,000 yuan can be withdrawn, the website will give you a rebate, generally 60 yuan to 100 yuan." β
"And then?" Yang Meng asked puzzledly, "What's wrong with this?"
Ling Feng explained: "You recharge two accounts now, both to play Baijia, one to buy the bank and the other to buy the leisure, so that whether the Zhuang wins or the player wins, you will not lose money, but your account has a gambling capital flow, you can withdraw to get rebates." This rebate is higher than the casino margin. So don't look at the fact that you don't make much money in this operation, but you don't lose money!"
"How much does this earn?" asked Yang Meng puzzled.
"It doesn't sound like much, but what if you have a lot of gambling money? It will be scary! If you have 100 million turnover, the rebate alone will exceed 5 million!" Ling Feng explained: "We received a report from the masses that there were people gathering to gamble in the jurisdiction, so we went to see it, and the result was a good guy." There are four people in the room, each with eight mobile phones, so that 32 accounts are gambling on the spinach website at the same time, and every two accounts are gambling on the same table, and then using this way to cheat the turnover and rebates, and they can earn tens of thousands of yuan a day! Several of them have been doing this for more than three months, you can calculate how much you have earned. β
"Damn!" Yang Meng burst into a foul mouth: "These Nima people shouldn't be liars, they should go to work in places like the National Bureau of Statistics!
Ling Feng shrugged his shoulders and said, "In fact, liars are very smart, how can you deceive others when you are as stupid as a pig?"
"You're as stupid as a pig!" Yang Meng retorted: "You shouldn't arrest such a person, right? People also make money by their ability, don't they? Besides, the spinach website is not a good thing, don't you pit them?"
Ling Feng shook his head: "I can't say that, although I also think they are doing a beautiful job, but their behavior first constitutes fraud, and then constitutes gambling, which is illegal in our country, and the amount involved is huge." Can't light!"
Yang Meng frowned and said: "It's a pity, I said that the enthusiastic people who reported them were not found by the company, right?
Ling Feng said with a smile: "That's not it, if you really say that there is a problem with your account, don't they have no way to do anything if you directly write your account?
"What kind of liars are there?" Yang Meng asked curiously.
"I'll tell you about a general, swiping order!" Ling Feng said.
Yang Meng's face was black after hearing this: ", are you still fooled by this in these years? This is all an old trick, right?"
Ling Feng said: "In fact, we have received the most such reports. β
The so-called 'swiping' is actually seen by people who often go online, what 'part-time swiping, staying at home, earning 100 yuan a day, and earning more than 10,000 yuan a month, you only need to move your fingers to tap on the keyboard. In fact, there are the most such scams.
Ling Feng said: "Now the scammers have also progressed, many people all the network swiping itself is an illegal act, if the online swiping that requires the advance of money is a fraud, and what about the current scammers? Apply for a business license, everything is formal, and then seize the funds under the pretext of card orders and unfinished business volumes, if the victim raises doubts, he will directly say that he will contact the judicial department to inquire about me through the refund account, and let the local judicial department contact me and my family to enforce the return of liquidated damages! After all, the contract is there. β
"Is this contract a bird?" Yang Meng burst into foul language.
Ling Feng said with a smile: "Yes, we all know that it is useless, but there are people who believe this! If the IQ is really enough, who can be deceived into swiping orders? After being fooled, come to us to call the police and sell the pitiful, what can we say? The people's police are for the people!
Yang Meng also laughed when he heard this, and at this time he threw away the cigarette butt in his hand when he looked at the distance: "Xiao Peng is hereγγγγγγ it!"
PS: Today's three watches. It's also a big chapter.