Chapter 503: Fooling Zhu Bajie (Third Update)

"Yifan, since I used the breast enhancement pills you developed last night, your father and he have been cleaned up by me.

Usually your dad never washes the dishes, but last night I straightened my chest and told him that if you wash all the dishes, I will let you rub your breasts!

As a result, you not only washed the dishes, but also washed all the pots and pans! Hahaha, I'm going to be happy!

You say I'm just a few cups bigger, is he like this?"

said so, but the mother deer's heart blossomed.

Lu Yifan himself didn't expect that the health care drugs he developed could actually enhance the relationship between husband and wife!

When he took these medicines to Bai Lan and tried them, Bai Lan was impressed on the spot!

"Yifan, these breast enlargement pills and diet pills are simply fatal for women!

As long as I do a good job of packaging them, and then get a tall name, and the marketing advertisements are overwhelming, I dare to pack tickets, within a month, all the same type of health care product market in Jianghai Province are all our four families!"

As soon as she talked about business, Bai Lan immediately became the extremely confident white-collar woman.

That kind of domineering, confident temperament is extremely attractive!

"Okay, Sister Lan, I'll give you the formula of the medicine, and I don't understand the pricing and packaging, so I'll trouble you to get it." Lu Yifan said with a smile.

"Don't worry, in this regard, you Sister Lan and I are confident, no one can do anything to me!" Bai Lan said confidently.

After a pause, Bai Lan raised her worries again: "The health care products market can be temporarily stabilized.

But Yifan, you have to know that cosmetics are the real profits!

A woman's money is always easier to earn than a man's money.

Do you have any good ideas about that?"

Lu Yifan thought about it, touched his chin and said, "Sister Lan, you go and get the health care products and cosmetics first, let me think of a way." ”

Now that he has blown it out in front of Bai Lan, this cosmetics thing can no longer be bothered and laborious.

After returning home again, Lu Yifan searched left and right on the "Heavenly Court Treasure Book", but he couldn't find any prescriptions related to whitening or beauty.

But it's understandable when you think about it.

In ancient times, there was abundant aura, and if you wanted to beautify your face, you only needed to practice diligently to be young and immortal.

In such a situation, who would bother to research beauty prescriptions?

"What can I do about this?"

Lu Yifan took out his mobile phone and thought hard while boringly swiping the scroll bar in the Heavenly Court chat group.

When Lu Yifan slipped past a person's name, a flash of inspiration flashed in his heart!

Marshal Canopy!

By the way, didn't you snatch a small Tianhe Spring from Marshal Tianpeng last time?

It seems that the whitening effect is surprisingly good!

However, the spring has been farmed, drunk, and bathed by the family, and the small spring cannot be used for mass production.

Thinking of this, Lu Yifan immediately sent a WeChat message to Marshal Tianpeng.

Lu Yifan: "Big pig starling, are you there?"

Marshal Tianpeng: "How many times have I said it! Don't say the word pig in front of me again!"

Lu Yifan: "Okay, big pig and eight brothers, no problem, big pig and eight brothers." ”

Marshal Tianpeng: "...... Okay, I've lost to you, what's the matter with me old pig!"

Lu Yifan: "Hehe, it's actually not a big deal. In this way, I see that the Tianhe River in your house is overflowing, and it must be about to cause a flood.

I don't think that my backyard just lacks a lake to decorate, so I'll ask you for ten or eight Tianhe springs or something.

First, you can stop the flood, and second, I can decorate, the best of both worlds, isn't it beautiful!"

Marshal Tianpeng: "That's reasonable, I'll send it to you...... That's weird!

Do you think Tianhe Spring is some kind of garbage? There are still ten or eight of them!

If you want a spring, give me something to change!"

Lu Yifan: "Cut, it's really stingy." Well, I'll give you two cans of cold beer!"

Marshal Tianpeng: "(three disdainful expressions) Who is rare about your beer! Now Zhu Dabao has developed all the mortal delicacies you have distributed, and they are available in unlimited quantities."

Am I stupid?

Despise you!"

Lu Yifan: "Hehe, since Daoyou said so, then don't blame the poor Dao for his big moves!"

Marshal Tianpeng: "Oh, what's the big move, just release it for our family to see!"

Bite!

An image appears in the chat box.

Lu Yifan: "Hmph, look at my Bobo no Yui is so wet!

Marshal Tenpeng almost spurted out a nosebleed when he saw the photo of Yui Bobano's revealing sailor suit.

Marshal Tianpeng: "Obey, brother, if you don't adapt to the soil and water, I'll obey you!

My nine-tooth nail rake is already hungry and thirsty!"

Lu Yifan: "Hehe, let me tell you the truth, these soap chips are extremely rare and precious mortal souvenirs.

It's much more precious than your river spring!

You know what I mean?"

Marshal Tianpeng: "I understand, I understand, how can this little brother not understand? Brother, you also take my move, a big red envelope attack!",

Bite!

A big shiny red envelope appeared in the center of the phone screen.

I'll rob!

"Congratulations on grabbing the red envelope of Marshal Tianpeng and getting a Tianhe Spring (middle), which has now been stored in the Treasure Pavilion and can be withdrawn. ”

"Tianhe Spring (Middle): The Tianhe Spring of the Eighteenth Heaven, medium-sized, can prolong life after mortal use, beauty and beauty, wonderful!"

When Lu Yifan saw the spring in his hand, he couldn't help but smile happily.

Before, he felt that it was too much for Heavenly Court to close the country, but now, he had to thank the Jade Emperor for this policy.

If a person in the heavenly court can go down to the mortal world at will and go to the mortal website at will, then how can he deceive Zhu Bajie so easily?

Lu Yifan: "Okay! Thank you Brother Piggy!"

Marshal Tianpeng: "No thanks! Brother, let me know more old wet!"

Lu Yifan: "No problem! Look at the move! Luo Yufeng is old and wet! Sister Furong is old and wet! Take it and appreciate it, don't thank me!"

Marshal Tianpeng: "Lu Yifan, you stinky and shameless! Give me back my spring !!"

Marshal Tianpeng was so angry that he sent a voice to scold Lu Yifan.

It's a pity that Lu Yifan has already closed the window.

took out the Tianhe Spring of the Eighteen Heavens, and Lu Yifan extracted some and tried it.

Sure enough, the effect is much better than the previous small Tianhe spring!

With a thermos full bottle, Lu Yifan called Bai Lan and asked her to call all the company's cosmetics experts and executives for a meeting.

Half an hour later, Lu Yifan drove to the inside and outside of a huge luxury private room in the high-end hotel that Bai Lan said, and knocked on the door.

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