Chapter 55: The Human Emperor's Divine Skill is Awesome!
Wen Xixi faced the angry eyes of the female baby, and there was no way.
"Okay, okay, you have the final say. ”
"Hmph! The third uncle is a big villain!"
The girl walked away with the big rooster in her arms, followed by a few frightened-looking ducks.
Wen Xixi reluctantly glanced at the poultry that were taken away by the girl, and then spread his hands awkwardly, looking at Shennong Ye and Zhang Gui with an innocent face.
"If you can't use it, you can give flour as a matter of course, right? Zhen Ji'er will lose the face of the saints of our pharmaceutical profession!"
Lord Shennong looked at the third brother, a doppelganger with a bad stomach, with disgust.
"You know a hammer, old man, this is a psychotherapy method! Besides, giving mortals real medicine is also a waste of medicinal materials, isn't it?"
Wen Xixi vibrated with words.
"Aside from selling fake drugs and deceiving children, can you do something good?"
Shennong Ye gave him a hygienic eye.
"Alas, second brother, it's unreasonable for you to say this, I will still cure infertility, this is a great merit!"
"That's why you changed other people's fetal pills to tocolytics?"
That's right, Wen Xixi did just that, otherwise he might not have chased him if he was fooled, the point is that there are a lot of pick-up heroes who like to be a father who are angry, which makes him so embarrassed.
"But I think it's done well. ”
Shennong Ye changed his words and patted Wen Xixi on the shoulder.
"Hey, I don't think you can punish children with adults' mistakes, those mortals just don't understand, the old man is helping them accumulate yin virtue. ”
Zhang Gui watched the communication between the two saints harmonize before he dared to interject weakly.
"Ahem, Master Xuanyuan, didn't Lu Dongbin ask you if you wanted medicine before?"
"yes, how do you know?"
"Ahem, we've ignored these details. The point is, are those real medicines?"
Zhang Gui asked with a little embarrassment.
"That must be, his physique can be used, I must give him the real thing." ”
Wen Xixi said as a matter of course.
"Yo ho, should it be...... Lu Dongbin, that guy is for you, right?"
Wen Xixi's eyes rolled and he found the truth.
"How is that possible! It's not me! Don't guess!"
Zhang Gui immediately denied the triple.
"Hehe, don't deny it, if you have a disease, you can cure a disease and not replenish your kidneys, the old man's Wen's Renhuang Pill is a must-have medicine for home travel. ”
Wen Xixi was confident in her pills.
"Oh yes, Lord Xuanyuan, why is your doppelganger's name so weird?"
Zhang Gui saw that Wen Xixi had already come into contact with the truth, and hurriedly crooked the building.
"The old man was picked up by the welfare institute from a piece of watermelon peel in the garbage dump at Xitou, so he was called Xixi. ”
"Then why is your surname Wen?"
Wen Xixi glanced at Zhang Gui with the eyes of caring staff, and replied: "The welfare director's surname is Wen." ”
Zhang Guizheng was speechless, and Shennong Ye made up for it.
"Shopkeeper, you better go back quickly, your IQ is not suitable for chatting. ”
Glancing at the signboard of "Mountain Spring Inn", Wen Xixi's eyes turned around again.
"Yo, this is the innkeeper, disrespectful. ”
As he spoke, he hooked Zhang Gui's shoulder, this saint-level hook shoulder, Zhang Gui was not used to it.
"Big brother, the old man sees the beautiful mountains and rivers around here, and he is looking for a place to visit the Avenue of Heaven and Earth, is it feasible for me to live in a room?"
"This ...... I have to ask the superior leadership department, I signed an agreement with Taiyi Zhenren, and it seems that I can't control the inventory by myself. ”
Although this is its own inn, how can it be regarded as a ...... The name is too long to remember the official department of the Heavenly Court, isn't it?
"Hey, who do I think, Qinghua and I'm familiar, you wait for me to call him. ”
Wen Xixi took out his mobile phone without saying a word, and directly videoed Taiyi real person.
"What does the saint command?"
After a while, the old face of Taiyi Zhenren full of smiles appeared on the mobile phone screen.
Let's talk about it, Taiyi Zhenren said that there is no problem, and you can rest assured, sage.
Okay, since the superior leader said that there was no problem, Zhang Gui naturally had no opinion.
It's good to have a declining god, and it's good for multiple saints (even if it's a doppelganger) to suppress it.
"But...... In terms of room rates?"
Zhang Gui rubbed his hands.
"Oh, what kind of money are we talking about, it hurts feelings, so let's do it, how about the old man teach you a set of kidney skills?"
Zhang Gui scratched the back of his head, how can he say that he is also a saint clone, and the production should not be too inferior, right?
Sounds good.
"Okay, can you live next door to Shennongye?"
"Come on, big brother, this kidney skill is for you!"
Zhang Gui took Wen Xixi to look at the room, gave him the key, and he immediately took out a booklet and slapped it on Zhang Gui's hand.
Zhang Gui took a closer look: "Tianjing Kidney Gong".
The cover also reads: Nourish Qi Tianjing, practice will not destroy the golden kidney.
Zhang Gui: "......"
It turns out that it's not divine power, it's kidney power!
But this is also a very powerful magic skill to a certain extent.
Zhang Gui comforted himself and looked around secretly.
Oh, no one, wait until I go back to my room and open it to practice.
Squatting on the bed and opening the booklet, oh yo, it's still an illustrated version, this is good!
Let's take a look.
Tips, the first formula, big foam gulping juice, taste and sunset source.
Pictured: ○ concave ○ ┓
Wow, the painting is amazing, something.
Zhang Gui's Adam's apple rolled, and he was fascinated.
What's the formula? I'll talk about that later, but I'll study this illustration first.
When Zhang Gui, who was a little vain, came out of the bathroom, he just happened to see the courier trio who was saluting Wen Xixi.
"Yo, the old money is here. Next time, help me send some tissue paper, the inn is almost gone. ”
Zhang Gui said hello to Qian Duoduo.
Jiang Hongchen came over when he saw Zhang Gui.
“?”
When he arrived at Zhang Gui's side, Jiang Hongchen tilted his head and looked at him in confusion, and then sniffed.
And then ...... Jiang Hongchen's little face was as red as if it was burning.
Zhang Gui: I ...... It's very clean, what kind of nose is this?
The gods in the hall squinted at Zhang Gui and made a "hey" look at him at the same time.
Zhang Gui turned around in embarrassment, walked back to the room and closed the door...... Made's face is gone.
Throwing an illustration book at the bottom of the drawer, Zhang Gui, who had no face to see, could only nest in the room and play games.
The smoky makeup is great: "Why did the shopkeeper come?"
The little rabbit paper is cute: "Yes, what is the shopkeeper busy with?"
Lao Sha is not an old coward: "I haven't seen you for a long time, shopkeeper." ”
"I'm not busy, I'm ready to welcome a new guest." By the way, why don't you see it?"
The smoky makeup is great: "Hahaha, those two fools are in trouble and are being locked up in a small black room." ”
The little rabbit paper is cute: "Who has moved in with the shopkeeper? ”
Lao Sha is not an old coward: "Yes, yes, what a blessing for the shopkeeper!"
It's expensive: "Alas, Mao's good fortune, Shen Gongbao will come to check in tomorrow." ”