Facing the camera, facing a barrage wall of eighteen screens.

Zhang Xiaojian picked up the water cup in front of him, took a sip of water, and continued very seriously: "The reason why it is our search engine is because this search engine is sorted by your evaluation. ”

Hearing Zhang Xiaojian's words, the sailors brushed up one after another - support.

The barrage was another broken sound, and the endless flow of cowhide floated in the eighteen screens.

Xiao Li pondered... His eyes widened: "Mr. Zhang... It's a trade secret, right, now that the idea is spoken, what if someone imitates it?"

Zhang Xiaojian waved his hand and said, "It's okay, they can't be as fast as me." ”

- Mr. Zhang said that he was fast...

- Mr. Zhang, are you the fastest man in the world?

- It doesn't matter if it's fast, it's just powerful.

A group of veteran drivers are driving like crazy with foul language.

Ning Xueqing had to stop: "Barrage gentlemen, there are still girls here, don't be like this, people can't understand it." ”

- Doesn't that prove that you can read it?

- I like Xueqing pretending to be crazy and stupid, not very smart Yazi......

Zhang Xiaojian felt that if he continued to talk like this, the building would be completely crooked, so he took the steering wheel and said, "Let's go back to the search engine." ”

- You have money, I listen to what you say...

- Mr. Zhang, you say, anyway, I only have your appearance in my eyes.

Ignoring these barrages, Zhang Xiaojian continued: "The homepage of this search engine is purified to the extreme, no... A knife 999, equipment recovery, screenshot of the picture of the bank card. ”

"There is no return of the Chinese god of war, but the daughter is sleeping in the kennel, and in a fit of rage, 100,000 soldiers return, not to mention that 1 million people sit at this table, and 10 million people sit at which table?

"The most important thing is that in the news page of our search engine, there will never be so-called news from the marketing account, there will be no headline party, no shock department, and we can all press some X's on the computer less. ”

——Conscience Mr. Zhang.

INTERVIEWER Seriously, if there was such a search engine, I would consider it the homepage.

——Mr. Zhang, you are worth 100 billion, please sit at our table.

- Mr. Zhang hit 999 with a knife, and waited for a knife to kill a thousand degrees.

- I want to be Mr. Zhang's daughter sleeping in the kennel, Mr. Zhang is the king, give me 100 billion...

Sand sculpture sailors, exerted their imagination, turned the barrage that was already full of screens into a variety of overlapping barrages, except for the barrage of big V high meetings on some platforms, which are completely invisible...

Zhang Xiaojian is still telling, because this is indeed what he wants to do, what he wants to do.

Xiao Li said with a look of adoration: "Brother Xiaojian, I worship you more and more." ”

Ning Xueqing pushed away Xiao Li's flattering face: "Don't look at my brother like this... You're a dead pervert. ”

Zhang Xiaojian said with a smile: "Then let's talk about this first, don't talk about the rest, and I will notify you when the product is launched." ”

The barrage began to stir up again.

- Okay Mr. Zhang, I'll wait for you with my legs apart.

——Mr. Zhang, see you or leave, you must be very comfortable with your products.

Zhang Xiaojian coughed: "Damn... It's obviously a search engine, and looking at your barrage makes me mistakenly think that what I'm going to do is a condom..."

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The one-hour barrage interaction time ended in laughter.

More than ten entries are on the hot search again, because Zhang Xiaojian's popularity is too high, and there is even an entry - sand sculpture sailors in Mr. Zhang's live broadcast room.

This can be regarded as taking them on TV together...

At the end of the interactive time, the online live audience exceeded the 80 million mark, and the live broadcast room became a gathering place for sand sculpture sailors on the whole network.

Of course, today's dear sister and the other three groups of guests were abused again.

There is even a group of live broadcasts that take the water friends in her live broadcast room to watch Zhang Xiaojian's live broadcast... The good name is. Study, sure enough, sand sculptures are really contagious.

At noon, Zhang Xiaojian and the three of them had a home-cooked meal in the villa.

It's very homely, it's nothing more than the Australian lobster that comes by air, the kind that can smell the aroma through the screen as soon as you open the shell, and the kind that you can buy white truffles in a living room in a second-tier city with a simple and unpretentious copy, cheap Kobe beef, and a perfect match for white steamed buns with foie gras... Wait a minute.

On the Internet, countless sailors who obviously can't afford it, but are still very knowledgeable, have carried out science popularization in the live broadcast room. Keep talking.

When this caused a lot of amazements, Zhang Xiaojian said: "After our show is over, let's do an offline meeting of water friends, and I will invite everyone to eat these things at that time." ”

——Mr. Zhang... It doesn't matter if you eat or not, the point is that I want to see you as a real person.

- Atmosphere, what else is there to say, can you pack it? Please pack me a Kobe cow...

When the barrage flew up, Ning Xueqing said: "Brother, if the online audience in the live broadcast room exceeds 100 million today, do you want to give out some benefits?"

Zhang Xiaojian looked at the camera and said, "Do you want benefits?"

- Yes

- To !!

- I want, I want, I want...

- For others, for others...

Zhang Xiaojian said with a smile: "I like your honest language and honest body, you ask me for benefits, then I will give Ferrari." ”

"......" Xiao Li raised his hand: "Brother Xiaojian, it's quite rhyming, but I want to ask, how many are sent?"

Zhang Xiaojian: "Otherwise, let's play games, a simple game of any project can be, as long as you win me once, I will send one, and then the live broadcast room will draw a direct lottery, and now there are more than two hours before the opening of the music scene, throw away the time of the journey, we are limited to one hour, how many cars you can win for water friends, it depends on you." ”

Xiao Li held his head high and said: "Brother Xiaojian, I'm afraid you don't know that I am a famous variety show game king in Huaxia!"

- Xiao Lichong.

- This is true, Xiao Li looks at you... I can already see my Ferrari beckoning to me.

- This is really a welfare, the mini-game Xiao Li is really invincible, and Mr. Zhang is atmospheric.

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Ten minutes later.

- Xiao Li, are you a sand sculpture...... Can rock-paper-scissors still lose ten in a row?

- Xiao Li, this licking dog, must have been thinking about licking Mr. Zhang, how could he not win with such a thick arm breaking his wrist once?

- Xiao Li, you are a dogecoin, are you deliberately swallowing our welfare!

- You don't use billiards either... Zhang Dong's level of clearing the stage is obvious to all, hurry up and change the project..

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Half an hour later, the whole network cheered.

Xiao Li won Zhang Xiaojian's entry on the hot search... With tears in their eyes, netizens finally ushered in the news of victory.

This competition is a toe breaking... The reason for the victory was because Zhang Xiaojian suspected that Xiao Li had athlete's foot, and didn't want to take off his socks, so he waved his hand: "You won this project..."

So Xiao Li seemed to have found a way to win, and he wanted to compete with Zhang Xiaojian to see who farted loudly, so he ate a large plate of soybeans...

Zhang Xiaojian was convinced, and sent another one.

Xiao Li pulled out a nose hair, who is longer than Zhang Xiaojian... Zhang Xiaojian is disgusting.. Xiao Lisheng.

Xiao Li coughed up a mouthful of sticky phlegm, and he wanted to compare with Zhang Xiaojian who spit out... Zhang Xiaojian cleared his throat and felt even more disgusting, Xiao Lisheng.

Xiao Li took out the tweezers, and wanted to compete with Zhang Xiaojian to see who had more leg hair... After watching Xiao Li shout and pull out the leg hair of half of his leg, Zhang Xiaojian gave up, and Xiao Lisheng won.

Xiao Li took out a bath towel, and wanted to compete with Zhang Xiaojian to see who had more mud... Zhang Xiaojian gave a thumbs up and exclaimed, 'You're awesome'... Xiao Lisheng.

- Nima, Xiao Li is really a genius...

- I always feel that variety shows can't tolerate Xiao Li's sand sculpture, and he wants to break out of the universe.

- Xiao Li, when the Ferrari is in hand, I will definitely take you for a ride.

- We misunderstood you Xiao Li, thank you for your dedication and sacrifice, rest assured, we will not reciprocate.

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At one o'clock in the afternoon, the game ends.

Zhang Xiaojian owed twenty-three Ferraris and promised: "I will call the program team, and the live broadcast backstage of the goose factory, and count the IDs of the sailors who sent out the barrage today to me, and in the next program, we will broadcast live and draw directly." ”

Countless sailors said that they once again witnessed history... I've never seen a Ferrari in the live broadcast room, let alone 23 cars at a time...

Xiao Li, who laid down this huge country for the sailors, raised his hand and said: "Brother Xiaojian, that.. Let's go to the opening performance of the music scene in a while, can you do it according to my ideas for the sake of my hard work?"

Zhang Xiaojian: "......" He had heard Xiao Li's thoughts before.

Although the effect of the show exploded, he always felt that it was a little bad.... So he asked, "Are you sure?"

Xiao Li nodded heavily: "I'm sure!"