Handmade custom suits, neat hairstyles of three or seven points, a pair of big scalp shoes, and an exceptionally clean face that I washed three or four times today.

When the convoy set off, Gao Qingsong was also full of red light, who would have thought....

Zhang Xiaojian was appointed as a great intellectual, and Bai Yang took the electric welding to weld the door, and a spark was stirred up, what kind of trouble is this, so that it will not be so big...

Gao Qingsong didn't feel distressed after paying 88,000 with a resentful face, but he did have an ominous premonition, he felt that it was definitely not a form of walking to pick up Su Yu today, judging from the fact that the live broadcast was played, it would definitely not go well in the future.

So after putting down the phone, Gao Qingsong picked up the walkie-talkie: "Brothers and sisters, I have a sense of foreboding. ”

Liu Mei said into the walkie-talkie: "Qingsong, don't worry too much, Zhang Xiaojian and Bai Yang dare you not pick up Su Yu." ”

"Don't say it, I think they really dare..."Hong Xinshu remembered the picture when he first met Zhang Xiaojian and Bai Yang, and they made him drink Dashabi...

"Actually, there's really nothing to discuss, and it's impossible for the team to turn around and not pick up... It's a knife to stretch out, but it's still a knife to retract, so we might as well let people cut it generously. Zheng Jia said.

Zheng Jiakai immediately responded: "My sister is right. ”

Gao Qingsong: "......"

Shi Jin: "This is unlucky, it should be said that the soldiers will block, the water will cover the earth, anyway, the door is not welded, we are a hundred or so people, won't it be easy to knock the door open for a while?"

Luo Tengfei said: "Yes, Qingsong, you are relaxed and relaxed, it's okay, when we arrive, will Brother Xiaojian and Baiyang still dare to be rampant?"

Yan Ci looked at Luo Tengfei and stretched out his thumb, you kid is really two-faced, unlike me, he is holding his mobile phone in his hand....

On the other end of the phone, he was talking to Xu Lele on the phone.

That's right, Yan Ci is an undercover agent arranged by Zhang Xiaojian, a meticulous work, a hidden pile, and a traitor who should be gathered inside...

————

In the room of the villa, Xu Lele, who was wearing headphones and listening to all the conversations in the convoy, smiled, and didn't bother to relay these words to Zhang Xiaojian, because they didn't know what they would go through.

She walked to the courtyard outside the villa, looked at the five drink machines, and smiled innocently.

At this time, Zhang Xiaojian was worried.

The game preparations are almost ready, at this time in the spacious living room, Su Yu's relatives and friends are chatting in groups, the most eye-catching of which is not today's bridesmaid group, but the second-level command combination composed of Ye Mozhu, Wang Wan'er and Zhao Linlin...

They gathered together, laughing and laughing, and seemed to be talking happily.

Zhang Xiaojian wanted to listen closely, what was there to talk about between them, but after thinking about it, it was impossible to talk about themselves.

Who knew that at this time, Ye Mozhu beckoned: "Little sword, you come." ”

Zhang Xiaojian: "......" came to the side of the third girl with stiff steps.

Wang Wan'er wanted to laugh when she saw him, and couldn't help but say: "It's been a few years, the three of us are nothing, how can you twist and pinch like a big girl." ”

Zhang Xiaojian: "......"

Whenever he encountered embarrassment, he would resort to the Dafa of interfering and asked, "Wan'er, after returning from Feiluan Village, you didn't always have a fever, did you?" ”

Wang Wan'er glanced at Zhang Xiaojian.

Zhao Linlin shook her head helplessly.

Ye Mozhu said with a smile: "If anyone in this doesn't understand you, don't use this trick." ”

Zhang Xiaojian: "......"

Why can they look so natural and feel so embarrassed?

Is there anyone who can come and save themselves?

Poplar appeared at the right time, and shouted from afar: "Little sword." ”

As soon as Zhang Xiaojian turned his head and saw Bai waving his hand, Yang immediately burst into tears: "I'm here." ”

Bai Yang saw the lineup next to Zhang Xiaojian at this time, and waved his hand again in embarrassment: "It's okay, you talk, you talk, I'll call you when the team arrives." ”

After saying that, he turned around and decisively disappeared into the crowd.

Sure enough, it's a good brother!

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At six o'clock punctually, the luxury convoy entered the community in a long snake formation.

There was a burst of chickens and dogs jumping in the villa, ready to meet the enemy.

The first car stopped in front of the gate, and Gao Qingsong, who had already done his mental construction, took his groomsmen and relatives and friends to get out of the car.

Gao Qingsong's cousin handed him the bouquet of flowers and said, "Brother, come on!"

Gao Qingsong raised his head and led the way to the gate of the courtyard.

His group of stupid dick brothers, who are sticking their backs against the wall, are doing pistols with both hands, and two of them are making assault gestures, which are really the best in middle two.

Gao Qingsong ignored them, took a deep breath, tentatively pushed the door, and then widened his eyes and found that the door was actually open.

That's not right...

There must be an ambush ...

With Zhang Xiaojian's temperament, this door could be pushed open so easily?

The suspicious Gao Qingsong stepped in first, and sure enough, two people with masks suddenly appeared on the left and right, shouting: "Happy newlywed!"

Pediatrics, Gao Qingsong was on guard and did not panic at all.

But the relatives and friends who followed him were startled by the sudden sound, and some of the timid faces turned white and covered their hearts.

When a happy curse came from the rear, Gao Qingsong, who looked calm, pushed away the two people with the mask of the God of Wealth and the mask of the old moon and walked into the courtyard, so he saw five drink machines, what kind of routine is this.

At this time, faces appeared in the windows of the villa facing them.

A small window was pushed open at this time, and Zhang Xiaojian began to appear with a loudspeaker: "The groom, there are no fewer people." ”

Gao Qingsong pinched his waist: "Don't talk nonsense, if you have any tricks, Lao Tzu will pass five levels and kill six generals today!"

Zhang Xiaojian raised his eyebrows and said, "Uh, how do you know that there are five levels?"

Gao Qingsong: "...... So much?"

Zhang Xiaojian shouted with a loudspeaker: "If you want to be a good husband, you need to have five qualities, namely, courage, responsibility, responsibility, wisdom and love. ”

"The first level, which is already in front of you, is very simple, drink all the drinks in the dispenser through the straw, and the door will open for you. ”

Gao Qingsong took a closer look, and sure enough, he saw that there was a rubber-like straw at the mouth of the water pipe of the beverage machine, and then took a closer look, the straw coiled in a large tray on the ground, how many meters long is this?

"The game begins. ”

Gao Qingsong waved forward with one hand, and several of his best men rushed out first.

One person grabbed a straw head, and then ripped it open, one meter, two meters, three meters, four meters....

The corners of Gao Qingsong's mouth twitched: "There is such a long straw?"

Zhang Xiaojian held a loudspeaker: "Taobao special, Mozhu was ordered a month ago, and the quality is good!"

Damn, you were ready to play with me a month ago?

Gao Qingsong smiled: "How can this kind of little game be difficult for us?"

As soon as the words fell, a stout buddy gasped and said, "No, there is a lack of oxygen." ”

……

……

The atmosphere was lively and full of laughter.

The No. 2 warrior in the courtyard finally sucked the drink, and when he looked at the long straw that was moving to tears, a mouthful of salt water poured into his mouth, and immediately squirted into the sky, and after falling, he felt that his scalp was numb and his whole body trembled.

A crowd surrounded him and asked, "What?" ”

His lips trembled and he said, "Salty." Rolled his eyes.

Seeing that the black drink was about to be eaten, the No. 1 warrior learned the lesson of the previous one, pecked a little harder, and tasted a little bitter, so he smiled confidently, grinned at the corner of his mouth and showed a mouthful of black teeth to the cheering group behind him: "It's just cuttlefish juice." ”

When the people in the cheering group saw him, they laughed so happily that he didn't care, and took two more sips, damn... So the facial features gathered together, and the muscles on the face twitched a little.

Xiao Wang felt that the first two were simply weak.

Gao Qingsong asked him to be the best man, and he was relieved, he was planning to risk his life today, so he didn't care about anything else, he took a big sip, so he sucked Shanxi old vinegar...

With a crooked body, Xiao Wang felt that he was cracked...

……

……

Four or five people can't finish these special drinks.

There are many people in Gao Qingsong's family group, and in order for Gao Qingsong to pick up the bride, they fell in front of the super-long straw one after another.

Salt water, cuttlefish juice, Shanxi old vinegar are also counted, the latter two are even more terrifying, they are saccharin accompanied by cream, and chili juice...

I just took a sip of the sweet thing, and I thought it was okay.

Two more sips are better than drinking salt water, not to mention chili juice, which is a perverted design!

……

The family groups in the hospital died heroically.

I don't know who shouted a slogan, and everyone who couldn't hold on would report their names: "Wang Chao, suddenly..."

"Sun Da, suddenly. ”

"Shi Jin, suddenly. ”

"Willow eyebrows, suddenly. ”

"Zhang Jihe, suddenly. ”

"Luo, Luo Tengfei, suddenly. ”

……

There was jubilation in the villa, and some people couldn't even bear to watch the slow decline of the drinks in the drink machine.

A few strong men in front of the cuttlefish juice exchanged their experiences with black teeth, nothing more than I can't do it, are you okay or something like that, and the person holding the straw pinched his nose and drank it with a painful face.

There were men and women in front of the salt water, all listless, and the feeling of being caught was very uncomfortable, as if the whole person had no dreams.

Around the sweet water, a group of people are queuing up to drink, take a sip of this licking paddle, and then take a sip of mineral water, it's really greasy to panic...

Next to the old vinegar, there are also a few people who can really drink vinegar, and several of them have excellent vinegar, but they are also glared at by the sour eyebrows, and next to them may be their boyfriends, they all applaud to show encouragement, and they feel as if they are angry...

Next to the most difficult chili drink machine, there is a full row of old men.

Everyone's posture is very consistent, not only sweating profusely, but also sticking out their tongues, in this winter, like a row of huskies, they all make a 'haha' sound, and their mouths are full of white mist.

Gao Qingsong raised his eyes and looked at it, feeling sad, only to feel that the battlefield was miserable.

Look at the amount in the drink machine... How does it feel like it's far away, and how is that good?

At this time, a warrior stood out in the courtyard, Hong Xinshu pulled his collar and shouted: "Listen to me, drink sweet first, and then use sour to relieve greasy, drink two more sips if you can, and then take a sip of cuttlefish juice to relieve the acid, and if you are bitter, you will have a spicy mouth, and finally use salt water to flush it and swallow it, steady, we can win!"

His words immediately attracted a ''. 'Voice.

Everyone used this method as a tiger mouth, so the five special drinks in the drink machine that were difficult to swallow were unexpectedly dropped.

The people in the house also groaned for a while... Can you think of this method?

Then there was another burst of laughter, and you guys were very happy, whether you wanted to make a move or not.

……

Ten minutes later, the courtyard finally passed through the hurdle amid the wailing.

I don't know who shouted: "Zhang Xiaojian, you are not human!"

So whether they knew Zhang Xiaojian or not, the people who were tragically made by the special drink echoed: "It's not a person!"

Zhang Xiaojian didn't care, but was proud, and said with a loudspeaker: "Congratulations to all of you, and congratulations to Gao Qingsong for passing this hurdle, the ups and downs are our lives, there are not so many big rights and wrongs in life, have the courage to face these, life can be harmonious and beautiful......"

Gao Qingsong snorted coldly: "Less nonsense, open the door!"

Then the door was opened, and the two girls greeted the warriors into the hall with smiling faces.

———

The hall of Gao Qingsong's house is very large, and a lot of melons, fruits and snacks are prepared for marriage.

Without waiting to go upstairs, the young people who were already early in the morning poured a mess of things into their stomachs, of course, they wanted snacks to satisfy their hunger.

Hong Xinshu picked up a piece of Oreo, put it in his mouth, and his face turned green after eating, and he coughed violently while saying, "This special thing is mustard in it." ”

It's just that when he chanted, many people had already been tricked.

Eating an apple and eating a toy bug...

I bit into the bread and got into a piece of raw ribs...

The most nonsense thing is that the melon seeds have a lot of salt...

For a while, there was another burst of chickens and dogs, and the people who had just returned some blood felt that they had nothing to love, and the blood groove was emptied again.

Zhang Xiaojian appeared at the corner staircase with a group of people, he held a loudspeaker and said, "I didn't ask you to eat, you are hungry..."

……

……

Courage = taste the sweet and sour, the bitter and the salty.

The next part of the game is called responsibility.

Of course, it is impossible to really take the role of Gao Qingsong, which is just an implication.

Under the excitement of the crowd, Gao Qingsong looked at Zhang Xiaojian: "No need to introduce, come directly!"

As he spoke, he loosened his tie and looked like he was out of the way.

Zhang Xiaojian nodded and said, "Okay, it's actually very simple, skipping rope with weights, please come out with five men who think they are the most powerful!"

As soon as it was said that there was power, almost all the men in the hundred or so people stood forward, with meaningless expressions of life and death.

Gao Qingsong was very proud, even if he was about to foam at the mouth just now, Xiao Wang, who was thin and weak, stood up, what is this, this is the soul of the family group.

"Come, you choose, let's go!"

Zhang Xiaojian beckoned, and Xu Lele and Ye Mozhu pulled out a three-meter-long rope in the already wide living room.

He held a loudspeaker and said, "After a while, each of you will carry a girl, jump the big rope together, and you will pass the test if you jump five times." ”

Everyone suddenly felt that this game was too simple, and shouted: "Don't say five times, even ten times is easy." ”

"It's not for you to choose girls, it's for you to choose girls. ”

Zhang Xiaojian waved again, the door on the side was opened, and five fat girls with more than 200 pounds, four or five layers of chins, and trembling as they walked, walked out.

Looking at the way they smiled, it was obvious that they had been looking forward to this game for a long time.

The men who stood forward just now stepped back one after another, lying down.... Who can carry this?

Gao Qingsong was stupid: "Where did you find this?" ”

"Weight loss club. ”

"The weight loss club is still so fat. ”

The fat girl in the lead was not happy: "What kind of weight loss club to go to if you are not fat!"

Uh, how that makes sense.

————

Boom, boom...

Boom, boom, boom...

Boom, boom, boom, boom...

insisted on four times at most, and the other four had all fallen, only Zheng Jiakai had red eyes and blue tendons on his neck and forehead, and he was still holding on.

It was just the merciless ridicule that crept into his ears.

Zhang Xiaojian pulled Bai Yang and laughed: "Look at Jiakai's legs." ”

Zheng Jiakai's legs trembled, as violently as a pulled up rubber band was plucked.

In the end, Gao Qingsong went into battle, gritted his teeth and picked up a fat girl, and insisted on jumping twice, Zhang Xiaojian barely passed, and the audience resounded with touching applause.

It's so hard...

I've never taken such a difficult kiss...

……

……

The third level is wisdom.

"What's the pencil's last name?"

“2B?”

"Powerful?"

"Wrong, surname Xiao, because of sharpening pencils"

"Is Dandan the name of a puppy or a little tiger?"

"Dogs. ”

"Wrong, it's a tiger. ”

"What is a tiger?"

"Because it's eyeing each other. ”

“……”

"You can't stop playing the homophonic stalk!"

……

……

The people who have gone through physical strength and diet torture feel that they are going to be played.

Zhang Xiaojian didn't embarrass them, and said with a loudspeaker: "The last question, how much is a heart worth?"

What a problem is this... A group of people started pulling their hair, knowing that the answer must be.

Gao Qingsong raised his hand at this time and replied: "One hundred million!"

"Why a hundred million. ”

"Because of single-mindedness!"

"Congratulations, you've learned to answer!"

Hearing this, the corners of Gao Qingsong's mouth twitched, and he didn't feel happy, but felt that he had been humiliated.

………

Finally passed the level of not IQ, but insulting IQ, everyone finally crowded in the corridor on the second floor, and Gao Qingsong, who was in the lead, saw that there was light coming through the crack in the door of Su Yu's room, so he thought that as long as he held on a little longer, he could see his daughter-in-law.

Then he turned to look at his relatives and friends who had gone through vicissitudes together behind him: "Brothers, I have an immature little proposal. ”

Everyone looked at him weakly, Gao Qingsong gritted his teeth and said, "It doesn't matter if the door is broken, can we vent our breath today, can we rush in directly!"

When everyone heard this suggestion, their eyes lit up, and they agreed with a bang.

So Gao Qingsong ran, Hong Xinshu ran, Zheng Jiakai ran, and Xiao Wang ran......

Everyone rushed to Su Yu's door with their useless steel bodies.

————

There was a loud bang, the door collapsed, Gao Qingsong was pressed to the bottom in a dog-gnawing posture, and the people behind him who couldn't stop were still rushing, so people hit people, people pressed people, sat on the bed and wore a wedding dress, and today the beautiful Su Yu turned her back to the door, and her heart trembled.

Everyone saw that Gao Qingsong, who was pressed at the bottom, was extremely miserable, and was hit from behind, and scurried forward with the door panel...

Zhang Xiaojian didn't know where to get a fan, and said while shaking: "I expected that you had experienced the previous level and it would be difficult to settle down, and this level would definitely be hard to break through, so I asked Bai Yang to loosen the hinge screws of the gate." ”

The mother's family burst into laughter.

The photographers couldn't help but laugh, this is definitely the most interesting wedding they have ever recorded in their careers, although the kissing session is not a flower, but it is really a two-way point to Mai Mang, which is very interesting.

Gao Qingsong was at the bottom of the stack, and asked unwillingly, "Can you also calculate this?"

Zhang Xiaojian: "Don't mention my wisdom, since it's here, let's go to the last link." ”

……

……

The last link is love.

To put it simply, it is Gao Qingsong who expresses his love, and if the bride agrees, she will turn around.

At this time, the room was full of people, and it was just a glance to see who was in the mother's family and who was in the mother-in-law's family.

Because the family group headed by Gao Qingsong was embarrassed.

The suit is folded, the hairstyle is messy, the shiny leather shoes are full of footprints, the people who drank the most drinks before are pale, the hair of several brain teasers is like a chicken nest, and the strong men who are relieved of the weight are all weak legs, and they are still thinking about the five fat girls who look like Stephen Chow in the movie.

The mother's family is different, most of them are neatly dressed, their makeup is exquisite, their faces are full of smiles, and they look at Gao Qingsong calmly.

Gao Qingsong and Zhang Xiaojian have been friends for so long, and the others have not learned, but they are a little specialized in shamelessness.

So without anyone saying anything, he took the somewhat wilted bouquet and shouted: "Su Yu, I love you!"

Ye Mozhu said: "It's not sincere enough. ”

Gao Qingsong said in a low and gentle voice: "Su Yu, I love you." ”

Wang Wan'er said: "The oil cavity is slippery. ”

Gao Qingsong said in a baritone voice: "Su Yu, I love you." ”

Zhao Linlin said: "It's too contrived. ”

Gao Qingsong was decadent: "Su Yu, I love you." ”

Zhang Xiaojian said: "The voice is too small. ”

Gao Qingsong raised his voice: "Su Yu, I love you!"

Poplar: "Still young, what's wrong with you not having enough to eat?"

Seeing that Su Yu's shoulders had no intention of turning, Gao Qingsong rolled up his sleeves, made a trumpet shape with his hands, took a deep breath, and shouted wildly with a red face: "Su Yu, I love you~~~~~!!!!~~~~!!"

His voice split, his voice hoarse, and a few trills that made it feel like his lungs were about to burst... His voice echoed in the room over and over again, sounding a little miserable...

Su Yu's shoulders finally moved, and she turned around with the help of the bridesmaids, revealing a gentle smile that would never have appeared when she first met Su Yu.

Gao Qingsong was stunned for a moment, he still remembered how hard he chased Su Yu, she would never be so gentle before, she would only look like an iceberg and pretend to be cool.

Now the iceberg is gone.

Su Yu opened her arms, looked at Gao Qingsong, who was a few years younger than herself, and remembered the picture of herself grabbing Gao Qingsong's collar and kissing him, Zhang Xiaojian and Bai Yang squatting on the dirt road eating melons.

So she said: "Gao Qingsong, I love you too." ”

The big chapter is six thousand, so one chapter.

Count the chapter two days ago.。。。

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