Yang Meng swore to God! He had never had such a troublesome Spring Festival!

My mother almost reached the point of 'not leaving an inch' for him! When she went to their house to drink, she would have to come and see it for ten minutes, and Yang Meng was tired of it, and for a while she was still mysterious, she really didn't understand what was going on, so she didn't say anything when she asked.

Early in the morning on the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, Yang Meng was still sleeping under the covers, and her mother pushed the door in: "Sleep, sleep!" After you come back, you will sleep except for eating, or you will not be at home to play outside, and you don't know how to help the family work, do you still have this home in your eyes? You sleep every day during the Chinese New Year, and you don't know."

Yang Meng was confused: "Mom, what's wrong with me, eating, sleeping, sleeping, eating, I still have less work in our house?"

"What did you do?" asked my mother.

Yang Meng rubbed her eyes and sat up: "Yes, you said that there is any work to do, I will go now, I can't sleep lazily this morning." If you think I'm an eyesore at home, I'll go to Handong to make money and go to the head office now, right?"

My mother also felt that what she said was a bit excessive: "What do you mean? It makes me feel like I'm going to drive you away, hurry up and get dressed!

After speaking, she put Yang Meng's clothes on the bed.

"What's the matter?" Yang Meng looked at the clothes on the bed a little confused, this is the suit that Long Xixiang bought for him, he has never worn it after returning to the village for so long, why is it so formal today?

My mother said, "Put it on!

Yang Meng's face was helpless: "If you want me to wear clothes, don't be in my room, I'm still naked!"

Mom snorted, "It's not that I haven't seen it yet, and now I know that I'm shy?" But after all, she still closed the door and left.

Yang Meng was full of helplessness, and went to his parents' room after getting dressed and washing, first the old rules at home, kowtowing to the second elder and asking An Jingcha to do a set before complaining: "Dad, what do you say Mom has been doing mysteriously lately? I'm not used to being detained like this!"

Yang Xiaojing smiled evilly on the side: "Dad, Mom, I didn't find that my brother was so handsome, and it really looks like that when I wear a suit." Brother, why didn't you bring such good clothes when you went to Suicheng?"

Yang Meng snorted coldly: "They don't deserve it!"

My mother frowned and said, "But why do I think something is missing?"

Yang Xiaojing hurriedly said: "Tie! Tie!"

Yang Meng almost jumped up after hearing this, what are you doing? Do you want to tie a tie? He hurriedly said: "Don't make trouble, okay? Tie up and go out? People still think I'm selling insurance!"

But my mother said, "What do you care what others say? Put on a tie and look serious!"

Yang Meng hurriedly beckoned: "Don't worry, don't worry, I have a turquoise Poirot tie here, and I wear that thing." ”

The Poirot tie is a piece of jewelry that originated with the Indians, and although it is called a 'tie', it is more like a necklace. This was also prepared for him by Long Xixiang at that time.

When Yang Meng finished cleaning up, her mother looked up and down and said, "Hmm." It's also human-like and dog-like. ”

Yang Meng said helplessly: "Mom, can you tell me what's going on? ”

The old mother said happily: "It's nothing, have you forgotten that your second aunt introduced you to the blind date?

Yang Meng felt his scalp tingle after hearing this, I damn it, why did I forget this stubble!

As soon as he wanted to refuse, he heard a shout from outside the door: "Meng Meng!

As soon as he heard the loud voice, he knew that it was Hu Er's stunned voice, and before he could answer, he saw Hu Erstunned, Qi Kun and Xiao Peng rushing in happily.

"Why are you all here?" asked Yang Meng puzzled.

Qi Kun said with a smile on his face: "Today is the day of your blind date, can we not come? We can count the days with our fingers crossed! We can't help but join in such a lively scene." ”

Yang Meng was dumbfounded.

Xiao Peng looked Yang Meng's clothes up and down: "Yes, yes, now this look is half as handsome as your Brother Peng was back then! Come, Mengmeng, see what good things I brought you?"

Yang Meng was speechless when he saw the thing in Xiao Peng's hand, it was a military coat!

The old mother also laughed angrily: "Peng Peng, you bastards are usually naughty and troublesome! What kind of dress do you look at today, what are you doing with his whole military coat?"

Xiao Peng said: "Auntie, what you said, he will take a tricycle out of the mountain in a while, right? Walking all the way in a suit, the suit will be dirty! My military coat not only keeps warm, but also keeps away the ashes." ”

After hearing this, my mother nodded: "Not bad, yes, worthy of being the father of the two children, much more careful than our bastard!

Yang Meng looked at Qi Kun and Hu Er, who were smiling evilly, and hurriedly said to her mother: "Mom, if these bastards follow me, they won't go on a blind date!

After hearing this, my mother nodded: "You bastard boys usually make trouble! Today is a big event for Meng Meng, don't make trouble!"

Qi Kun hurriedly said: "Auntie, I'm really not making trouble, Mengmeng can't drive, of course I'm driving to pull you, right!"

Hu Er was stunned and said: "The lobster is going to be a driver, isn't it too boring to be alone, I want to accompany him, right?"

After hearing this, Yang Meng hurriedly said: "You don't need to be a driver!"

As a result, when my mother heard the word 'seventeen', she felt like she was electrocuted: "You two go together!" But I said ugly things ahead, if you dare to make trouble, I will really whip you with a stick!"

Qi Kun and Hu Er hurriedly responded: "How can this be! This is a great thing for our brothers. We usually make trouble, and we won't make trouble when it's critical! Never delay Mengmeng's blind date! Auntie, you're too worried, we just want to grasp the first-hand information of Mengmeng's blind date as good brothers! We also care about him, don't we?"

Mom nodded: "Well, you are all good boys. ”

Yang Meng was completely confused.

They're just here to see me laugh!

Gotcha, this time he's completely out of the pit!

Xiao Peng went to prepare a tricycle, and Hu Er was stunned and the two of them commented on Yang Meng's dress.

"Dude, you wear the clothes that Long Xixiang prepared for you and go on a blind date with others, let Long Xixiang know that you will be sad, right?" Hu Er smiled evilly.

Yang Meng was speechless: "Long Xixiang and I are ordinary friends, okay." Don't talk nonsense. ”

"Okay, good friends!" Hu Er and Qi Kun winked at each other.

Yang Meng hurriedly gave them a preventive shot: "Don't make up stories for me when you go back, be careful that I can't spare you!"

Qi Kun hurriedly raised his hand: "Don't worry, I will use my personality to vouch for it, and I will never talk nonsense." ”

"Do you have a special personality?" Yang Meng burst into foul language.

Hu Er was stunned but asked, "Mengmeng, I remember that you don't have a very good relationship with your aunt, why is she so concerned about giving you a blind date?"

Yang Meng said helplessly: "How do I know? I come back once a year, who knows what happened?"

Qi Kun said with a smile: "The only value of the blind date is that the moment you meet the blind date, you will know what kind of goods you are in the eyes of the introducer! ”

Yang Meng took out his middle finger.

At this time, my mother walked in and handed the military coat to Yang Meng: "Put it on, put it on, let's go to town! Don't let people wait for such a thing! Peng Peng has prepared the tricycle. ”

Yang Meng took the military coat with an 'oh' sound. When I went out, Xiao Peng also installed a small shed for the tricycle very intimately. A small tricycle pulled a group of people down the hill and drove a BMW X5 to the town.

However, it was not Qi Kun who was driving, but 'Seventeen'.

Mom didn't want Seventeen to follow, but it was hard to say, but she had a way.

"Mengmeng, in a while, I'll go to your second aunt with Jingjing, how can I say that she helped you Zhang Luo's family affairs, we have to thank her, I prepared some gifts for your uncle, and we will send them over. I know you don't like your second aunt, don't go, na, this is the place where you will go on a blind date for a while, you go there and wait, we won't mix, 'Seventeen', you drive us to his uncle's house! Lobster, two stunned, you two also follow, get to know Mengmeng's second aunt, and turn around and let him tell you a daughter-in-law too. ”

Qi Kun hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Auntie, I don't need it, I have an object!"

"Do you have a partner?" the old mother was stunned when she heard this.

Qi Kun's eyes widened: "Auntie, why do you look at me with such an expression?

Hu Er was stunned and said: "Auntie, the lobster really didn't lie to you, we seriously suspect that the girl's mind is in the water, how can she look at the lobster." The girl is amazing, she is still the national champion, and she is going to go abroad to compete after the New Year! Well, the 。。。。。。 who practice MMA It's a practice of fighting! It's a great fight!"

The mother looked Qi Kun up and down: "Did the girl choose him because she saw that the lobster looked like a ball and had a strong ability to resist hitting?"

Qi Kun was about to cry when he heard this: "Auntie, why do you say that about me? Why can't people think of me as a good character?"

"Hehe!" Yang Meng and Hu Er sneered in unison, and the meaning of ridicule was self-evident.

As a result, their laughter attracted the firepower of my mother: "Are you embarrassed to laugh at other people's lobsters? Look at it, the lobsters are as fat as a shrimp ball, and they have found a girlfriend, and then look at the two of you, and now you still want me to help introduce you to the blind date! You might as well be lobsters!"

Qi Kun cried completely now: "Auntie, are you sure you are talking for me?"

Yang Meng also said: "Mom, the conscience of heaven and earth, I really didn't ask you to help introduce a blind date! I really don't want to go! Or let's go back now?"

My mother's eyes glared: "You dare! If you go today, you will go! If you don't go, you will go!"