Lin Xiyan lowered his head and muttered for a moment, raised his eyes to look at Hua Banzhi and said, "I seem to have an impression, go back and look for relevant policies, if there is a farm, then it is possible to raise pigs." Looking at them, he said, "Eat dumplings, let's go to watch the show after eating." ”

After eating the dumplings and cleaning them up, Lin Xiyan and Xiao Yun'er wore clean and neat clothes and made preparations.

The clothes are still from last year, and this year I didn't make new clothes.

There's no way that everyone is bitter, even the new three years and the old three years, and the sewing and mending for another three years, you have to follow the trend, don't you?

The family turned off the lights, closed the door, and walked towards the auditorium, following the flow of people into the auditorium.

Sitting with Chen Dali and his family, Chen Dali looked at Lin Xiyan and said, "I'm waiting for your performance." ”

"You're okay!" Lin Xiyan looked at him and said confidently.

In this way, everyone is more and more curious, what is this show?

As the announcer came out, the noisy auditorium suddenly fell silent, and after He Hongjun's routine speech, the program began.

It's all everyone's specialty, but this section is replaced with a new one, the purpose is to amuse everyone.

"It's our turn. Lin Xiyan pulled his baby son to bend over and leave, and went on stage to prepare.

"The next program, cross talk "Bragging", performer, Comrade Lin Xiyan, Lin Yunxiao's children. ”

"Crosstalk. Chen Dali looked at the father and son on the stage in surprise.

"Why can't Uncle Chen?" Zhou Guangming looked at him and smiled, "I think we also performed cross talk back then." ”

"No, how old were you at that time, this Yun'er was only more than three years old, can you remember so many lines?" Chen Dali looked at the little guy on the stage with some concern.

"You can see it. Zhou Guangming looked at him and said with a grin.

"Shhhh......h ”

Lin Xiyan stood in front of the microphone and said with a slight smile, "For the Chinese New Year, let's have a cross talk to amuse everyone today." After a pause, he said, "This ancient and modern Chinese and foreign bragging is ......."

"Daddy, wait a minute. Xiao Yun'er tugged at his sleeve and said.

"What's wrong?" Lin Xiyan said as he looked down at him.

"I've got to be as tall as you. Xiao Yun'er pointed to the microphone and pointed to herself.

"Okay!" Lin Xiyan understood, looked at the announcer on the side of the stage and said, "Please move a chair here." ”

"Okay, wait a minute. The announcer hastily moved a chair and placed it behind the two of them.

"Thank you!" Xiao Yun'er looked at the announcer's sister and smiled sweetly.

"You're welcome. The announcer looked at him and said softly, and turned to leave.

Xiao Yun'er took off the shoes on her feet, raised her hands and looked at Lin Xiyan and said, "Dad, hug!"

"Good. Lin Xiyan picked him up and put him on the chair.

"Now it's okay. Xiao Yun'er's innocent eyes smiled and said.

"Then here we go. Lin Xiyan looked at him tenderly and said.

"Okay!" Xiao Yun'er nodded obediently.

Lin Xiyan straightened up, looked at the audience, and said into the microphone, "There are a lot of people who brag about it in ancient and modern times!"

Xiao Yun'er glanced at him and said seriously, "Really?"

"Yes, there are many ways to brag about this?" Lin Xiyan looked at him and nodded.

"How did you blow that?" Xiao Yun'er looked at him with pure eyes and smiled slightly.

Lin Xi said matter-of-factly, "Blowing straightforwardly, blowing around the corner, blowing against each other, holding and blowing, blowing in the sea and sky." ”

"Ouch! Xiao Yun'er looked at him with crooked eyebrows and said.

"Let's have a friendly match today, let's see how this cowhide blows?" Lin Xiyan looked at him and said.

"Okay, but I'm young, and I don't have much experience in bragging. Don't bully me. Xiao Yun'er blinked and looked at him with pure eyes and said.

A hint of surprise flashed in Lin Xiyan's eyes, this kid added, looked at him with a smile and said, "It doesn't matter, once it is raw and twice cooked, and when it is cooked, it is skillful." As long as you keep blowing, blowing often, and blowing hard, you will definitely become the boss of the braggart world. ”

"Then let's get started! Xiao Yun'er stretched out her hand and made a gesture of please.

Lin Xiyan first began: "I brag about having an ancestral secret recipe." ”

Xiao Yun'er followed closely and said, "I can blow the square into a circle." ”

Lin Xiyan: I can blow the short ones into long ones.

Xiao Yun'er: I can blow the ugly into beautiful.

Lin Xiyan: I can blow the dead into the living.

Xiao Yun'er: Hey, you're amazing. What else can you do?

Lin Xiyan: I often eat through my nose.

Xiao Yun'er: Then I can use my armpits to find oil.

Lin Xiyan: I can use my throat and eyes to generate electricity.

Xiao Yun'er: I can see people through the wall.

Lin Xiyan: I can see your New Year's money through your clothes.

Xiao Yun'er hurriedly covered her pockets and made everyone laugh.

Suddenly, he stared at Meng Meng's big eyes and said, "No! Dad, you haven't given me the New Year's money yet!"

Now the laughter in the audience is even bigger, Xiao Yun'er is so cute.

Xiao Yun'er then said: Tell you! I had a high fever last night!

Lin Xiyan: I also had a high fever last night!

Xiao Yun'er: I have a high fever of 67 degrees.

Lin Xiyan: I have a high fever of 94 degrees.

Xiao Yun'er: You're not afraid of being burned to death!

Lin Xiyan: Burn it!

Xiao Yun'er: It's so bad! Touch a corn kernel in your hand, and turn your hand into popcorn.

Lin Xiyan: I burned too much.

Xiao Yun'er: What's wrong?

Lin Xiyan: When I got out of the quilt this morning, I opened my eyes, and the quilt burned four big holes!

Xiao Yun'er: You can burn too much! High temperature is nothing? Let's compare height.

Lin Xiyan: Are you sure, compared to height, do you still need to compare?

Xiao Yun'er: Are you bragging? I'm tall. The plane flew from my waist.

Lin Xiyan: The satellite hit me underfoot.

Xiao Yun'er: I'm tall.

Lin Xiyan: I'm tall.

Xiao Yun'er: I have the blue sky above my head, and my feet can't be higher on the earth!

Lin Xiyan: I ...... My upper lip is against the sky, and my lower lip is against the ground!

Xiao Yun'er: Ah?!The upper lip is next to the sky, and the lower lip is next to the ground?

Lin Xiyan: Ah!

Xiao Yun'er: Then where is your face?

Lin Xiyan: We braggart people are shameless.

Xiao Yun'er: Whew!

The father and son faced the audience and bowed for a curtain call.

Everyone laughed...... The thunderous applause lasted for a long time.

The joke is funny, and it is even more rare that Xiao Yun'er is age, so many lines are actually written down without stumbling, which is very good.

Looking back on the first two years, it is also very practical to listen to this cross talk.

The more hearty the audience laughs, the greater the irony and the stronger the artistic appeal.