Professor Xu?

it!

It turns out that Professor Xu is such a boring person?

After the people who eat melons across the country saw the announcement of the educational institutions in Zhejiang Province, almost everyone was stunned, which completely subverted the glorious image of Professor Xu in his mind.

"Damn... Professor Xu: What's the situation? He didn't do good scientific research, but he went to produce some college entrance examination papers?"

"I'm also convinced, is this Zhejiang Provincial Educational Institution crazy? Who is not good to look for, Professor Xu, his IQ can be withstood by others? I estimate that this volume is only one percent of his life's work. ”

"Nonsense... If Professor Xu goes all out, who in the world will be able to withstand it?"

"I think Xu Mang's research, I can do it. ”

"Upstairs... I see that you have a hard time getting on the kang. ”

Some of the messages about Xu Mang are basically emotional, lamenting that the college entrance examination students in Zhejiang Province are unlucky, and they actually met Xu Mang's questions, but there are also some boring people, relying on the powerful network, they have found some of Xu Mang's past troubles.

He... I have done a lot of things that are not human, such as the paper of the Zhejiang Provincial Olympiad Competition, which was taught by Xu Mangxu, such as the final exam of a certain Ningshi No. 1 Middle School, which was completely wiped out, and he also wrote the questions, such as the final exam of the Department of Physics of Fudan University, which was also his question.

In a word...

XU Mang,

It's not human to be bored.

In a flash

About Xu Mang's love of not being a human being when he was bored, spread wildly on the Internet, but this did not have much impact on him, but because of this incident, it enriched his overall image and changed people's impression of the scientific community.

Xu Mang is like the wisest theoretical physicist after Einstein - Richard Feynman, who has his own hobbies and likes to do things, and Xu Mang's life is not only about scientific research.

As he continued to dig deeper, more things about Xu Mang were dug up, and then his Porsche, two motorcycles, family background, etc., were all published on the Internet, and most people said that it was acceptable, but many people felt angry.

In their eyes, Xu Mang shouldn't be so rich, he can only ride a bicycle...

But

Underneath these remarks are the criticism of netizens.

At this point,

Those students who have just experienced Xu Mang's test hate Xu Mang to the core, but they don't hate it to the point of gritting their teeth, they know that the score line of Zhejiang Province this time will definitely decline, but... There is a little gas.

Playing basketball: I'm almost speechless... I actually met Professor Xu's question, this is a fate, right?

I'm too nan: alas... I'm too hard... Is it easy to take a test? I even met Professor Xu with a question, and it's all over!

Biluo Tank: Don't panic, the score line will drop anyway, panic!

There's a golden hoop stick in the big bowl of lasagna: anyway... That's it, by the way, have you seen too white cats?

In the WeChat group of a senior high school class, many students expressed their opinions on the topic they encountered Xu Mang, basically helplessly ridiculed, anyway, things have happened, and what they can do now is to accept the facts.

Following

Xu Mang's popularity of the college entrance examination questions was brushed down by a group of stars, after all, life still goes on, the game still has to be played, just wait for the results to be issued now, and then fill in the school in your mind.

At this time, Xu Mang, who was no longer hot, was making breakfast for the queen, and sometimes he couldn't help but suspect that Xiao Man's hands were actually good, and she deliberately applied scalding cream all day long, relying on this injured appearance to deceive herself into taking care of her.

She's an emotional liar.

"Hello?"

"Are you?" Xu Mang asked with a confused face when he received a strange call.

"Hehe..."

"Xiao Xu, I'm your third aunt. The other party smiled and said, "Xiao Xu... We met at the wine table during the Chinese New Year this year, and you blew several bottles of baijiu at that time, and you almost scared us to death. ”

Hearing this, Xu Mang knew that the third aunt was from Xiao Man's side.

"Oh..."

"Is there anything the third aunt is looking for me?" asked Xu Mang.

"Actually, there's nothing to do, Xiaojie just finished the college entrance examination, Qing University and Peking University can't count on it, I wonder if I can come to your place to study?" ”

“...”

"What is the score he estimated himself?" Xu Mang asked curiously while frying eggs, "I want to know an approximate score." ”

"Uh..."

The third aunt hesitated for a long time, and said cautiously: "Xiaojie doesn't know how to read, according to his own estimates, even the two books last year are enough." ”

Xu Mang: Embarrassed

I didn't even have a score line for the two books, so I even thought of studying at Fuda?

Who gave you the courage?

"Ahem..."

"The score is too low to do. Xu Mang said indifferently.

"This..."

"I think as long as you open your mouth, Fuda should make an exception, right? The third aunt said helplessly: "It's okay to spend some money." ”

"Let's go abroad. ”

Xu Mang proposed: "Go abroad to gild a layer of gold, and let Xiao Man arrange a job for him when the time comes." ”

"This..."

"Oh well. The third aunt sighed and hung up the phone silently.

In the face of this kind of confused relatives, Xu Mang has always been iron-faced and selfless, and he can do whatever he loves, anyway, he only sees them once a year, and at most they don't interact with each other, so he panics.

afterwards

In just half an hour, Xu Mang and Xiaoman received a lot of calls, all of which were relatives or friends of relatives, begging Xu Mang if he could arrange a school and let his scumbag children study at Fuda.

In this regard,

Xu Mang and Xiao Man both refused, including the child of a good friend of Yang's mother, and Xu Mang also rejected the same.

"Husband..."

"We're going to offend our relatives all over again. Yang Xiaoman said worriedly: "It's a little embarrassing to have a reunion dinner for the New Year in the future... Neither of them spoke to each other, and they all looked at each other unpleasantly. ”

"It doesn't matter. ”

"If you don't come and go, you won't come and go, as if I have to promise them. Xu Mang said angrily: "Besides, the school is not my alone." ”

"Ugh..."

"Listen to you. Yang Xiaoman sighed and said silently: "But there are some people who are really excessive, just take my second aunt's child, that bastard boy has poor grades and a bad reputation in the local area, he actually wants to study at the University of Science and Technology... What do you think?"

Just when Yang Xiaoman was complaining, Xu Mang found some information, about her hand... It seems that there is no problem at all.

"Xiao Man?" Xu Mang cautiously reminded, "You just used the wrong hand." ”

"Huh?"

"What... What do you mean?" Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, and said with a blushing face: "You must have hallucinated yourself!"

"Oh... Possibly. Xu Mang nodded and said indifferently: "You are an airport!"

Yang Xiaoman: (* ̄〈 ̄)

I...

Is this guy's skin itching again?

"Old lady, I'll kill you with a fork!" Yang Xiaoman raised the fork in his hand and poked it lightly at Xu Mang's thigh, and then Xu Mang snatched the fork in his hand, and then Xiao Man was pushed down on the bed by Xu Mang.

At this time, Yang Xiaoman's eyes widened, watching Xu Mang gradually get closer to him, the kind of love released by the domineering president made Xiaoman inspire the hidden girl's heart for a while.

So nervous!

Looking forward to it!

Next he... What kind of things will he do?

Slowly, slowly, Xu Mang came to Xiao Man's eyes, the tip of his nose touched slightly, and this time Xiao Man's soul almost flew into the sky.

"Xiao Man..."

"I..."

Xu Mang was halfway through his speech, when suddenly the mobile phone in his trouser pocket rang.

"Hello?"

"Well... Good... I'm coming!"

After answering the phone,

Xu Mang left the apartment directly, and just walked to the door and stopped, Xiao Man, who was frightened from the bedroom, shouted, "Dinner is ready!"

Yang Xiaoman: ???

What's the situation?

What about the old lady's domineering president?

What about people?

...

Department of Physics Building,

Xu Mang was on his way to a conference room, and just now he received a phone call, which was from Fang Jun, the head of the department, informing him that the Department of Physics was going to hold a plenary meeting, and as the deputy director of the Department of Physics, he wanted to attend.

Of course

If this is the case, Xu Mang will not abandon the beautiful and moving Xiao Man, because a big project of the physics department will be announced at the meeting.

"Huh?"

"Are there a little more people today?" Xu Mang stood at the door and poked his head inside, and found that the entire physics department was present.

"I'll be waiting for you. ”

Fang Jun saw Xu Mang and hurriedly said to him, "The meeting is about to start." ”

"Oh..."

Xu Mang walked to the front of the stage, and his position was arranged next to Fang Jun, who was also the deputy director of the Department of Physics.

"Ahem!"

"The year is coming to an end, and I would like to thank you all for your efforts. Fang Jun looked into the microphone and said with a serious face: "A new batch of students is coming in September, I will announce the list of class instructors first." ”

At this point,

Xu Mang reacted that this was a summary meeting, because it was already June, and the summer vacation was coming soon.

Time is so fast...

My memory is still stuck in the time when I first entered the school...

soon

Fang Jun finished announcing the list, and then announced a heavyweight project.

"Ahem!"

"Next, our physics department is going to accept a big project..."Fang Jun said seriously: "Neutron... I think everyone is familiar with the fact that the existence of neutrons was first discovered in 1932, but the lifetime of neutron stars was only measured in 1951, with an average of 14 minutes and 39 seconds. ”

"However, with the continuous improvement of measurement accuracy, there is now an eight-second difference in neutron lifetime, that is, eight more seconds of survival, and these eight seconds have been bothering for almost 15 years. "Our task was to find a completely new measurement method to shorten the eight-second difference," Fang said. ”

“？？？”

“？？？”

“？？？”

Hearing Fang Jun's words, everyone showed a hint of surprise on their faces, this... It seems difficult!

Except for Xu Mang, who looked confused, almost everyone present thought that this project was very nonsense, because 14 minutes and 39 seconds were measured by the 'bottle' measurement method, and 14 minutes and 47 seconds were measured by the "proton beam" measurement method.

Both measurements are very accurate, and their measurements still do not overlap after the margin of error is calculated.

Shorten those eight seconds,

Not at all!

"Who wants to take on this project?" Fang Jun asked.

Words fall,

There was silence.

Then

Xu Mang, who was in a daze, was half frightened to death by the system prompt.

【Trigger Mission: Neutron Life Mystery】

[Note: Improves the measurement accuracy of neutrons to less than four seconds]

【Reward: Upgrade Card*30】

"Me!"

"I'm here for this project!" Xu Mang shouted volunteerly, and a happy smile spread across his face.

“...”

“...”

“...”

Everyone looked at Xu Mang's excited expression, and was a little confused for a while.

I'm afraid I don't know the difficulty of this research, right?

......