Chapter 362: SSS-level Killer!
"This outfit...... Is it really the most popular in the mortal world?" asked the Peacock King suspiciously.
"That's a must! See this tattoo? This is the most awesome mythical beast in the mortal world, 'Peppa Pig'!
There is an old saying in the mortal world, called 'Peppa Pig has a tattoo on his body, applause is given to the society'!
It's about the trendy people who dance the social shake.
This tattoo is tattooed on the venerable King Daming, it is very appropriate!" Lu Yifan touched his chin and smiled lightly.
A slight slap on the back really made the Peacock King feel comfortable.
"You're a good talker.
Okay, let's start a full set of teach me to dance social shake!
If the believers of this king can really have 10 million as you said, I will immediately tell you the position of the Ming King Realm in the mortal world. "Peacock Daming King Road.
"Okay! A word is a certainty! King Ming, look at me!
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After snapping his fingers, Lu Yifan played the music that had been prepared for a long time.
This section is called "Conan Shake", and it is the opening song of the famous cartoon "Detective Conan" that is three times faster, plus the dJ rhythm is changed!
Here's the point!
When this rhythm comes, look at the camera sharply, with an expression that Lao Tzu has seen through everything, and the hand should be pointed forward and backward. β
"This section is called "Roaring Shake", adapted from the song of the famous group e plug o in the country of sticks, of course, adding dJ rhythm, and then speeding up the melody is a must!"
"This section is called "Big Stick Shake", adapted from the title song of the same name by the Bangzi country group Big Bang......"
"This section is called "BMW Shake", and when jumping, a long row of BMW must be stopped behind to beat the momentum out......"
After teaching King Daming countless passages of strange social shakes found on the Internet, Lu Yifan stopped sweating profusely and said to King Daming: "Come, you practice and try it." β
The Peacock King nodded and began to ...... very seriously Jumping Social !!
Mother Buddha Jumps Social Shake!
The cliff is unparalleled in the world!
And the culprit is the evil and funny Lu Yifan!
This old Peppa pig tattoo, this explosive head, this killing Matt's dress, it's hard to think about it and not be popular!
The Peacock King took a deep breath, and then danced more than a dozen social shakes in a row.
Originally, Lu Yifan was holding back a bad smile, but when the Peacock Daming King began to pout his buttocks and twisted his waist and jumped up, Lu Yifan felt uncomfortable.
The short skirt can't cover her plump (harmonious) buttocks at all!
When the buttocks are pouted, Lu Yifan can see a large piece of white flowers and the inner coolness of the peacock pattern unique to King Ming as long as his eyelids are slightly lowered.
Not only that, when the Peacock King is dancing in the society, the upper body will often be lowered, and the white flowers are dangling, and the eyes of the dangling deer are spent.
This Peacock King is really too evil!
Even if she kills Matt's dress, she can't hide her extremely charming temperament and figure!
Fortunately, Lu Yifan didn't have any feelings for the Peacock Ming King in his heart.
Otherwise, the Peacock Daming King is dressed and dangling in front of Lu Yifan, and he can't stand it even a man!
"Okay, King Daming, you have learned the basic dance postures, practice like this for three or five days, and I will be able to record a video for you to attract fans. Lu Yifan nodded and smiled.
"Okay! I'll go back and practice!"
"Hey, don't worry! Don't forget to shout more slogans! Say more social words!" Lu Yifan finally reminded of the "goodwill".
As soon as King Daming left, Lu Yifan walked out of the room with a smile.
Originally, he wanted to go to the Jiangda dormitory, but after walking for a while, the corners of Lu Yifan's mouth curled slightly, and he did not choose the downtown area, but chose a very remote wild beach.
Usually there is no half of a figure here, but now it is the middle of the night, and no one will come.
Slowly walked to the wild beach where the wind and waves roared, the huge beach, not even the slightest light could be seen, only the dim light in the distance was faintly visible.
Lu Yifan stopped, took out a living immortal, and a flame came out of his right eye, igniting the living immortal, and pumping it up.
At this moment, behind the rock not far away, a man in black with a sniper rifle had quietly loaded the bullet, and the infrared light was silently aimed at the back of Lu Yifan's head in the dark night.
"The whole body is full of flaws, this Lu Yifan is not as terrible as the legend is!
The man in black seemed to see the scene where the huge bounty had all fallen into his pocket, and gently pulled the trigger.
Boom!
A gunshot rang out in the night!
However, the next moment, the black-clothed man's pupils shrank sharply!
He is still standing in place leisurely and smoking, not moving!
And their own bullets don't know where to go!
It's as if it's gone weirdly on its own!
The man in black swallowed, a little stunned, but he still got another armor-piercing bullet.
At this time, Lu Yifan spoke: "It's useless, come out and talk." β
The man in black knew that he had been revealed, so he slowly walked out of the darkness.
I saw that the visitor was wrapped in a modern black tights and held a pitch-black Barrett sniper rifle with a silencer in his hand.
"You seem to know that I'm coming to kill you?" The man who came took the only pair of infrared glasses that was exposed, revealing a pair of blood-red eyes, and looked at Lu Yifan with a sneaky look.
"It makes no difference whether you know it or not, the result is the same anyway. Lu Yifan took a puff of cigarette lightly, his tone was calm, and his demeanor was relaxed, as if he was taking a walk after a meal.
The visitor was very surprised!
He came out with Barrett, and he was not afraid at all, which made him very curious.
"You kid is a little interesting, knowing that I am here to assassinate you, you can still face it calmly, it seems that you are a master who is not afraid of death. β
The man in black continued, "In that case, I won't hesitate to let you know my name.
I'm an SSS-level killer who belongs to Skynet, 'Gun God' Link!
I'm here to take your life!"
Link looks determined to win.
Before, he heard Lu Yifan say that "the result is the same anyway", he thought that Lu Yifan knew that he would definitely die, so he was so calm.
"Come and kill me?" Lu Yifan took a puff of cigarette and said with interest: "In Jiangdong Medical University before, I saw you taking a gun on the roof of a building ten miles away and aiming at the school.
At first I thought you were trying to assassinate other people, but when you came out, it became clear that your target was me.
The reason why I spared your life and brought you here is just to ask you, who the hell hired you to kill me?"
"What?!! you...... You showed me up at Koto Medical University......? That's impossible!
Ten miles away, I was wearing high-tech clothing that blended in with the environment!
And I'm hiding it very well, you can't show me!" Link heard this, his pupils suddenly dilated slightly, and he had an expression of disbelief.
(End of chapter)
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