Qin Shumei heard her mother's → Jiang Xiaoqin's question, and replied:

"He's a weirdo. Today, when we went shopping and came back, I met him, and he asked me what the seventh-dimensional space was, and I thought he was a disciple at that time. Later, I was bullied by four teenagers, he didn't know how to appear next to me, I didn't see what was going on, I only heard four bones breaking and four screams, and the hands of the four teenagers were broken by him. ”

Jiang Xiaoqin was also terrified when she heard it: "In this way, he is really a weirdo." Anything else?"

Qin Shumei continued: "Finally, he asked me if I wanted to kill the four teenagers, and I was shocked when I heard this. I had a feeling that if I said kill them, he would kill the four teenagers, so I just said that they would be taught a lesson. ”

When Jiang Xiaoqin heard her daughter's words, she was shocked again, and said:

"Does he really dare to kill?"

When Qin Shumei's mother said this, even she felt funny, how could such a young boy dare to kill someone, and there were still four. It's a pity that their mother and daughter don't know that just today, Jian Xuan has already killed four people.

"It's possible, I heard him say that if he decides, he'll blow the heads of the four teenagers. When he said this, he didn't blink his eyes, as if we were killing chickens. ”

Jiang Xiaoqin was puzzled as to why this eccentric young man followed his daughter to the house, and asked, "Why did he follow you to our house?"

Qin Shumei heard her mother's questioning and told her mother all the things that Fu Yulong asked her for twenty yuan. When Qin Shumei and her mother heard that they were asking for twenty yuan to pay off the food, they didn't even have twenty yuan, which was even more incredible.

In the living room, Qin Shumei's father → Qin Chuan was watching TV, smoking a cigarette in his mouth, and asked Fu Yulong:

"Would you like a cigarette?"

He didn't know what this thing was, but he enjoyed looking at his uncle in front of him. said thank you, reached out and took one, and learned to be like Qinchuan, and the movements were rusty.

Put the cigarette in your mouth and click.

cough cough cough ......

took a big gulp into his lungs, choked on a mess, and said secretly: "It's embarrassing, this thing is so hard to smoke, why does this uncle still like it so much?"

The thought in his heart flashed, and he asked Kotogawa:

"Uncle, this thing is so hard to smoke, why do you still smoke it. ”

Qin Chuan laughed and said proudly: "Young man, this is what you don't understand, people often say that men don't smoke, they come to the world for nothing, men don't drink, they come to the world for nothing." Smoking and drinking are the standards of our men. Hahaha......"

He heard Qin Chuan speak one by one, and opened his mouth to praise:

"Uncle is really knowledgeable, and his export is a chapter!"

Hahaha!

Qin Chuan was slapped by his sycophant: "You kid is really good at talking, how can my uncle ask anything, I'm just an illiterate person who didn't graduate from elementary school." ”

He listened with a look of adoration and asked:

"Uncle said that if you are in elementary school, it should be very knowledgeable, and if you graduate from elementary school, wouldn't it be even more powerful. ”

“......”

When Qin Chuan heard this, he thought that Fu Yulong was joking with him, so he was stunned for a moment and continued to talk nonsense with him.

"Of course, elementary school is great, and if you graduate from primary school, you will be at least six levels higher than kindergarten. ”

At this moment, the rookie Fu Yulong was fooled by Qin Chuan, and asked:

"Uncle, do you think I can go to kindergarten?"

Qin Chuan was speechless for a while when he asked, and completely regarded Fu Yulong as deliberately teasing himself, rolled his eyes, and said in a somewhat unhappy tone:

"You're still in kindergarten, and a lot of people are your age, and their children are in kindergarten. Tell me, can you still go to kindergarten?"

When he heard Kotogawa say this, his mouth kept reading:

"Kindergarten, kindergarten, did my uncle say that kindergarten is a school for young children?"

Qin Chuan saw that he was serious, and asked in disbelief:

"Do you really not know the grading of schools?"

He was asked by Qin Chuan and didn't know where to start, thought about it, and said to Qin Shumei's father:

"I'm ashamed to say it, I don't hide it from my uncle, I don't have any memory now, I don't know anything about the world in front of me, but I only remembered a little bit recently, there is something offensive, and I hope my uncle will forgive me. ”

When Qin Chuan heard him say this, he felt that he had misunderstood, and said to him with some shame:

"It turns out that you still have this kind of unfortunate experience, don't be discouraged, remember this thing, and it will slowly recover. ”

Hearing Kotogawa's comfort, he smiled and replied:

"Thank you uncle for comforting, it's okay, maybe it's a good thing to not know anything like this. ”

Qin Chuan looked at this handsome and polite young man, the more he looked at it, the more pleasing it became, the more the two chatted, the more engaged they became, and when they heard Fu Yulong say this, he was comforted:

"Good boy, good mentality, not bad, yes, you are right, some things are better forgotten than remembered. ”

Just when he was chatting with Qin Chuan very engagedly, Qin Shumei came out of the kitchen and smiled at him. Qin Shumei even greeted him and asked her father:

"Dad, what are you talking about?"

Qin Chuan replied somewhat domineeringly:

"It's nothing, men talk to each other, what kind of words do you intervene in a girl's house, what kind of system does it become. Is the meal ready?"

When Qin Shumei heard her father speak like this, she still showed that charming smile slightly, and said to her father slowly: "It's done, I deliberately asked you to eat!"

When Qin Chuan heard this, he felt a little embarrassed in his heart. However, the past was successfully disguised by his sophistication.

At this moment, Fu Yulong also wanted to know what kind of person his father and mother were. Just when all kinds of thoughts kept coming to him in his heart, Kotogawa said to him:

"Let's go to dinner. ”

He nodded and replied:

"Good!"

Then he followed Qin Shumei's father and daughter to the dinner table, he saw the food on the table, and felt very rich, he was a little restrained when he first arrived.

Kotogawa said to him:

"You're welcome, if you're out and about, you'll be hungry if you're too polite. If you want not to be hungry, you must have a thick skin, people often say, thick skin to eat enough, thin skin can't eat. ”

He listened to Qinchuan speak, and the more he listened, the more he felt that he spoke well, and he always felt that everything this person said was a classic sentence, and he couldn't help but praise:

"Thank you uncle for your advice, uncle is so good. ”

They chatted while eating, Qin Chuan has been acting as a lobbyist, Fu Yulong has been acting as a sycophant, and Qin Chuan has been getting carried away by one sycophant after another.

Qin Chuan poured him two taels of wine, handed it to him and said:

"Here, take a small bite. ”

He returns:

"Uncle, I don't know this. ”

Kotogawa didn't want to let go of this likable boy so easily, so he persuaded:

"It doesn't matter, just drink and drink, wine is food essence, the more you drink, the younger you are, come and come, do a little bit. ”

When he heard it in his ears, he felt that this thing was really good, and if he wanted to taste the taste of this thing, he heard Jiang Xiaoqin say:

"Child, if you can't drink it, drink less, don't listen to your uncle's nonsense, wine is an anesthetic, drink it regardless of heaven and earth, wine is a thing, it looks like water, drink it until the stomach is haunted, talk and talk, walk and flash your legs, get up in the middle of the night to find water, regret it in the morning, and praise it at noon when you hold a wine glass. ”

He was confused by the couple and didn't know whether to drink or not, so he had to set his eyes on Qin Shumei, the only one who didn't speak, and wanted to hear Qin Shumei's opinion, Qin Shumei smiled slightly and said to him:

"It's okay to drink well, and you can drink as much as you want. ”

Hearing Qin Shumei's words, he picked up the wine bowl and took a sip, taking a sip of wine, feeling comfortable. Qin Shumei's father asked:

"How do you feel?"

He reflected on it and said:

"It's a good thing, it's just a little bit less. ”

Stunned, surprised, the family of three was dumbfounded, they obviously felt that this kid had not drunk before, the first time he drank, he had a mouthful of two or two stomachs, but there was no reaction, and he said that it was less.

Qin Shumei had to pout her scarlet mouth slightly, she didn't know what to say, her mother felt incredible when she heard Fu Yulong's words, her father heard this, and felt that this kid was a hidden master, and finally found a confidant:

"Wine is a thousand glasses of confidants, come on, little brother, come to a big bowl. ”

Qin Shumei wanted to stop it, afraid that Fu Yulong would have an accident, so she said to him:

"Eat more vegetables. ”

As he spoke, he unconsciously sandwiched a chopstick dish for Fu Yulong.

He felt Qin Shumei's concern, smiled at Qin Shumei, and said:

"Thank you, sister. ”

Qin Shumei was called by Fu Yulong, her face was slightly red, and she said in a low voice:

"You're welcome. ”

Just as he was talking to Qin Shumei, Qin Chuan poured him another half catty of wine and handed it to him:

"Come, drink as much as you want!"

When he heard this, his eyes lit up, and he said:

"Thank you!"

Pick up the bowl and finish it. When Qin Shumei's family saw this scene, their hearts were not calm.

"Are you drinking or are you drinking water?"

After drinking, he put down the wine bowl and found that Qin Shumei's family was looking at him, he felt a little embarrassed, and said with a smile:

"Uncle and aunt, did you make this thing yourself? ”

Jiang Xiaoqin told him:

"We won't do it, your uncle bought it. In our family, he is the only one who often drinks, and no one else drinks. ”

Hearing this, he himself felt that this kind of good thing must not be cheap, so he decided not to drink it anymore, and said to Kotogawa:

"Uncle, I don't drink anymore. ”

But Qin Shumei's father's old spicy eyes, at a glance, knew that Fu Yulong hadn't drunk enough, and said to him:

"Little brother, come on, come on, you're welcome, you must have fun drinking, otherwise you will drink in vain." ”

Qin Shumei's mother and daughter felt helpless for a while, and they were embarrassed to say it, so they had to toss with these two drunkards.

Goo-goo-goo

One bowl is gone.

Gooo

It's gone again!

Gooo

......

In the end, Qin Chuan had not yet started drinking, and more than ten catties of wine were all drunk by him alone, which almost scared Qin Shumei's family out of heart disease, Qin Shumei glanced at her mother, meaning to say: Mom, you now know that he is a weirdo.

Qin Shumei's family was also stunned by Fu Yulong's eccentricity, and secretly admired it in their hearts, it was all gone, Qin Chuan was still sitting in the posture of pouring wine, his movements were funny and funny, and he regretted his death in his heart, his half a month's wine was drunk by this bastard boy at once, and seeing that he looked like he was still unfinished, he wanted to hide his wine.

Fu Yulong found that he hadn't drunk much, as if the wine was gone, so he smiled awkwardly and said to Qin Chuan:

"Uncle, I really don't drink anymore. ”

When Qin Chuan heard this, he recovered from his shock, and finally found the bottom of the steps, and hurriedly ran down, and said:

"Okay, well, then we'll be drinking tomorrow. Eat quickly, eat vegetables. ”