Chapter 303: Two Problems for Men
After driving away Yunlong, Yang Meng smiled bitterly and shook his head, what Yunlong said actually had another meaning, he was reminding Yang Meng: Don't forget that you are a 'Shenwu' person, and you must also take your responsibility.
No snowflake is innocent under an avalanche, and in the same way, no one can stay out of the situation when the enemy is pressing.
Damn, is it okay for Lao Tzu to be a supernumerary?
After closing the door, he took out the kimono, cosmetics, snacks, and the 'Bizen Captain Hikari' that he bought from Toei, and he was going to go to the barbecue restaurant to distribute gifts to everyone, and as for the 'Bizen Captain Hikari' to hang in the barbecue restaurant as an ornament.
Put on riding clothes, launch his own motorcycle, Yang Meng locked the door of his house and rode the motorcycle all the way to the 'rivers and lakes'.
Yesterday there was no reception party, but today is the weekend, so it was changed to a reception banquet today, so everyone was waiting for them there.
Damn, the reception banquet has to be held in their own business, and now these brothers are getting better and better at playing!
Yang Meng arrived at the barbecue restaurant, and business was as good as ever.
"Uncle Yang!" Yang Meng was greeted by no one else, it was Sister Wu's son He Xiaohe.
Yang Meng touched He Xiaohe's head and said, "Is your mother here?"
Sister Wu has been discharged from the hospital, and she wants to deliver food but Yang Meng stops her. Let her concentrate on taking care of the children at home, she is still not suitable to go back to work. But Sister Wu's economic situation is not good, she needs to work, and this time Yang Meng called Sister Wu to deal with this matter.
You respect me a foot, I respect you, Sister Wu didn't help herself when she delivered takeaways, and knowing how to repay that is the duty of a man.
He Xiaohe smiled and stretched out three fingers: "The third in the class in the last exam, Uncle Yang, am I amazing?"
"Awesome, amazing! I'll give you a prize in a moment!" Yang Meng said with a smile.
He Xiaohe's eyes widened: "What prize?"
Yang Meng blinked and teased He Xiaohe: "How about the transformation magic wand of Balala Little Demon Fairy?"
He Xiaohe's expression became ugly after hearing this, Yang Meng was startled, isn't He Xiaohe about to cry?
He just wanted to tell He Xiaohe that he was teasing him, but He Xiaohe said: "I don't want the transformation stick of Balala Little Demon Fairy, Uncle Yang, I want Ultraman's transformation device! Well, I want Ultraman's lion's eye ring." β
Yang Meng collapsed instantly, what is it? Transformer? Ultraman?
Can anyone tell me what this stuff is?
"What thunder and what Europe?" Yang Meng was confused.
He Xiaohe said with a smug face: "Uncle Yang, you are out, you don't know Ultraman Leo?" let me tell you, I can distinguish all Ultramans!"
After hearing this, Yang Meng patted He Xiaohe's shoulder: "You kid has a great future in the future! Let's go in and have a big dinner!"
"Hmm, if you know Ultraman, you will have a great future?" He Xiaohe didn't understand what Yang Meng meant.
Yang Meng smiled bitterly: "At least you can save a lot of trouble." At least you've solved one of the two most difficult problems for men. β
The reason why he was so emotional was because of a small incident that happened at the airport when he came back: Long Nanyu asked Yang Meng to accompany him to the airport duty-free shop to buy a few lipsticks.
She jumped around with dozens of lipsticks in the lipstick shop, and repeatedly asked Yang Meng: Is this shade good or that shade good?
Yang Meng completely collapsed: Isn't this Nima exactly the same?
As a result, after Yang Meng said this, he remembered Long Nanyu's disgusted look vividly, and at that time, Long Nanyu also said that he was OUT, and he was a native old hat.
But He Xiaohe will definitely not be afraid of such trouble in the future.
If he has a girlfriend in the future, and his girlfriend takes out a lot of lipsticks and asks him what is the difference between the different shades, he can directly take a family photo of Ultraman: Come on, come on, don't ask me what the difference is between these lipsticks, you tell me how the names of these sixty-eight Ultramans are different from them!
Make sure that his girlfriend will never pestering him with any lipstick number again.
In fact, men and women are different, men are inherently insensitive to color. For example, the symptoms of 'color blindness' are about 18 times more common in men than in women!
For most men, the color of ox blood, naked flesh, and DIVA is the same in their eyes: red!
Of course, don't laugh at men because of this poor color discrimination, if you compare dynamic observation, men are far more than women. Men are more observant of details, and male drivers are generally better than female drivers because of this!
And He Xiaohe can distinguish all Ultramans? Then he can solve one of the two major problems of men's love: which color lipstick do you think I use looks good?
What's the other challenge?
Of course: girlfriend and mother dived into the water at the same time, who do you save first!
Well, is there a correct answer to this question? Actually, there are ------ mothers.
This is because children have a duty of support to their parents in accordance with the laws of their own country, and they have a legal duty to help them when their parents are in danger. If, in such a situation, the child does not help and the death of the parent, it will constitute the crime of intentional homicide by omission, and the girlfriend is just an irrelevant person from a legal point of view, and the rescue is moral, and it is not illegal to help.
Of course, this is the standard answer, but how many men in a relationship have the courage to answer that?
Someone asked, what if I'm already married?
That must be saved, and it is illegal to not save anyone.
Of course, generally speaking, a married woman would not ask such a brain-dead question.
After all, He Xiaohe was still young and didn't understand Yang Meng's words: "Uncle Yang, what are the two most difficult problems for men to solve?"
Yang Meng touched He Xiaohe's head and said, "You'll know when you grow up." Let's go find your mother. β
But as soon as he entered the door, he was startled by a loud shout, and he followed the prestige, um? A group of people who were eating were talking to Charge, and a waiter next to Charge was there with his head down, and those who were eating were boys and girls, and it looked like a family dinner, but it was quite a bad attitude.
Is this someone looking for trouble? Or is it a group?
Yang Meng walked over: "Charge, what's going on?"
How do you know that when Charge saw Yang Meng, he was startled first, and pushed Yang Meng to walk out: "Ah? It's okay here, it's okay here! I'll deal with it." β
Yang Meng's face is black, I just want to ask what's going on, as for it?
If Charge knew Yang Meng's current thoughts, he would definitely answer him: As for!
What did you do in the store last time and you didn't have AC in mind? Now this store welcomes anyone, but not you, the boss!
"Charge, you said you couldn't push me, what the hell is going on?" Yang Meng stood still and charged and definitely couldn't push him.
Charging looked helpless and told Yang Meng the ins and outs of the matter.
Yang Meng scratched his head after hearing this, uh, this matter still has something to do with him.
Isn't it the so-called 'reception feast' today?
Yang Meng They all love to eat beef bone marrow, and the roast beef bone marrow they have here is all raw materials, not those Xibei goods that use bone marrow paste, so the quantity is not much, and it is limited to supply every day, and each table is limited to one purchase.
Since Yang Meng came back today, Hu Erxuan directly decided not to sell the beef bone marrow today, but to keep it for Yang Meng, and sell it when he finished eating.
This is understandable, can the boss not have some special treatment or something?
As a result, the guests at this table just now wanted to order beef bone marrow, and the waiter told them that there was no more, so he yelled at the waiter to drink five or six. After scolding the waiter, he didn't say anything, but asked the manager to come over, so there was the scene just now.
"Girl, it's hard for you. Yang Meng patted the waiter on the shoulder: "Don't be nervous, it's none of your business." We're not going to deduct your wages for such!"
Listening to Yang Meng's words, the waiter breathed a sigh of relief.
At present, the service industry is focusing on service and improving service quality. So what are the means to improve the quality of service? Fines, fines, fines.
What kind of standing guard posture is not good?fine!Unqualified hygiene?Fine!Don't use polite language?Fine!Criticized by the guest?Fine!Bad attitude towards the guest?Fine!Talk back to the guest?Fine!Scold the guest?Fine!Disobey the superior?Fine!Contradict the superior?Fineγγγγγγ
The waiters in the 'rivers and lakes' were brought by the charge, and of course they used their original set: they held a morning meeting every morning, and all kinds of so-called 'corporate culture' were actually brainwashing the waiters.
These things are up to the charge, so Yang Meng didn't say much, after all, it was for his own store.
But when I opened the restaurant, I realized that there were really all kinds of people.
I dislike the slow serving, the bad taste, and the drunken ones who have nothing to find fault withγγγγγγ And their targets are all waiters, you say that the food is slow and tastes bad, shouldn't it be the chef's business?
Some people have a better attitude and ask the waiter to call the manager or the chef, but what happens after the call? Almost all restaurants do the same: the manager comes and apologizes to the customer, and then scolds the waiter, regardless of whose fault it is.
Yang Meng had served the plate, so he knew what the waiter was worried about now: he was afraid of deducting wages, so he comforted her first and did not deduct the money.
The waiter looked at the waiter with a grateful face: "Thank you, boss." β
At this moment, a woman at the table suddenly pulled her child to her side, pointed to the waitress and said, "Son, do you see it? You must study hard and get into a good university in the future, otherwise you will only be able to serve dishes like this sister in the future." β
The waitress was obviously angry when she heard this, but she didn't dare to say anything after glancing at Yang Meng and Chongfeng.
Yang Meng smiled slightly after hearing this, and pulled He Xiaohe behind him over: "Xiaohe, you must study hard and get admitted to a good university in the future, otherwise you will say things that are as unqualified as this aunt." Wherever such people go, they will be embarrassed!"