Chapter VIII Gardens

Since then, Wu Bei and Han Lin have not had any conflicts in person, to be exact, the intersection between the two is still very little, because since the next day, they have each started a new round of busy schedules.

Wu Bei brought an elderly group this time, in fact, it is not the kind of low-cost group specially launched for the elderly, but the people who signed up for the group happen to be very old, except for a forty-three-year-old man who can barely be called middle-aged, everyone else is over fifty years old, and the oldest is sixty-two this year, which is the father of the middle-aged man in the same group.

Towards this group of elderly guests, the attitude of the travel agency is also very cautious, before filling out the form and signing the contract, repeatedly warned everyone, do not hide their physical condition, and for some accidents that may occur in the exemption clause added a few more.

Even so, it is still not easy to lead a group of parents out to play, and this kind of uneasiness has been reflected since before the official departure.

Most of these people are taking a plane for the first time, some don't know the relevant regulations of taking a plane at all, and don't even know a word, and some may have heard the juniors in the family mention it, but they didn't take it seriously, thinking that it was the same as taking a train and a car, and they were close to the staff, and they could fool the past by saying a few good words.

In short, the final result is that many people bring luggage that is not sorted in advance, and even worse, they also carry two large plastic bags of drinks and snacks, intending to take them to relieve boredom during the flight.

Wu Bei spent a lot of effort to explain to them the various rules of taking the plane repeatedly, and these people didn't know whether they didn't understand it, or they deliberately pretended not to understand it for fear of trouble, and they all stood still.

Wu Bei sighed, and said to an aunt who was closer to her and had a more kind face: "Can I help you clean up together? ”

The aunt said, "Ah...... That's fine. ”

With this precedent, others also asked Wu Bei to help them, and Wu Bei said yes, but they had to come one by one. This is undoubtedly very troublesome, but Wu Bei is relieved in her heart, if you really let them clean up by themselves, I don't know how many times they have to return to work, it will definitely be more troublesome.

Finally, the group got on the plane, and the matter has not stopped, the uncle in the seat behind Wu Beizheng, she looked at the ID card before and seemed to be called Li Jianguo, and from the moment she sat down, she spoke in a loud voice, and the words were extremely rude, even when there was no emotion, every sentence must bring other people's relatives and some kind of organ.

At the beginning, he kept commenting on the plane, from the seat being too narrow to not caring for food and not cost-effective, to the flight attendant not looking good enough, not as good as the little girl in front of his house......

Maybe he felt that no one agreed to this topic and it was boring, but after the plane was almost stable, he chatted with another uncle next to him about miscellaneous things at work before being laid off.

Wu Bei really didn't want to listen to his pig-like sound, but the two of them were too close to each other, and she forgot to bring her headphones up, but there was still a lot of pig-like content that came into her ears.

"yes- heck, it's fun to go to work!x fuck, you think there's no such easy job anywhere else?"

"X X got those college students to be leaders, which made people panic in the factory, who the would dare to change shifts casually and go home early to rest?"

"This law just doesn't work, that is, it should be shot directly! Bang Bang! Pull it out and shoot them all! x fuck who dares to get along with our people!"

After he kept calling like this for more than half an hour, the flight attendant finally received complaints from other passengers, walked to his seat and asked him to speak quietly.

Li Jianguo seemed to feel quite inexplicable, and asked the flight attendant a few words. After all, it was a passenger brought out by himself, Wu Bei was afraid that he would not agree with him, and then quarreled with the flight attendant, so he also turned around and persuaded, "Uncle, you drink some water and rest for a while, our plane will land in a short time, and we will have no energy to play by then." ”

Li Jianguo snorted lightly, not knowing whether he wanted to show that he was energetic, or that he knew that this was just a rhetoric that Wu Bei used to shut him up, but he did be honest and quiet for a while.

When the plane was about to land, Li Jianguo suddenly slapped it Wu Bei's seat, Wu Bei rolled her eyes, she wanted to pretend that she didn't feel it, but the other party slapped hard several times in succession, and as soon as she twisted her face, she saw Li Jianguo leaning forward, resting his head on the edge of his seat and looking at himself, and was suddenly startled.

Li Jianguo laughed twice, as if it was quite interesting, and said in a contrived low voice: "Comrade tour guide, let me ask you something, don't general travel agencies ask tour guides to perform performances for tourists, do games or something, why don't you play with us?"

Wu Beiqiang replied with disgust: "Travel agencies don't have such requirements, but sometimes tour guides may spontaneously organize some activities in order to liven up the atmosphere." ”

Li Jianguo let out an "oh", "Then you can sing me a song." ”

Singing??sing your fucking song???or on a plane??

The tone and demeanor when he made this request confidently made Wu Bei think in a trance that his true identity was what the old Shanghai hot little curly singer of the world, but Li Jianguo's face really made it impossible to associate him with his strong financial resources.

Wu Bei tried to smile gently and said, "I can't sing." ”

"Impossible!" Li Jianguo patted his thigh and said, "There is no one in the world who can't sing except for dumb people!"

"It just won't. Wu Bei replied indifferently and turned her face directly.

Li Jianguo continued to put his head there and stared at her for a long time, Wu Bei knew, but deliberately ignored him.

"Why don't I sing it to you?" he said suddenly.

Wu Bei was so helpless: "You just sit and stay for a while, don't sing, if you really want to sing, wait until you get off the plane and go outside on the road to sing again." ”

Li Jianguo finally retracted his head.

After arriving at the destination, I didn't go to the hotel to settle down, and the driver drove directly to the vicinity of the scenic spot.

The first attraction on the itinerary is a garden, which was originally the private residence of a wealthy local businessman, but was later auctioned off and confiscated, and it has become the tourist attraction it is today.

After booking the time and meeting place of the tour, she also followed the garden explanation for a while after the tourists had followed the explanation of the garden.

As the saying goes, "fireworks go down to Yangzhou in March", and now the lunar calendar is only the beginning of February, which is not the best time to play, but some types of flowers and plants in the garden have begun to emerge, and there is a sense of beauty when they are waiting to be released.

But to be honest, since she has been a tour guide, she has also been to many famous gardens and parks in China, and the beauty is beautiful, but basically they are all the same, and it is difficult to be interested in seeing more similar beauty.

So she walked a few steps casually, and when she happened to walk in front of a milk tea stall, she simply ordered a cup of drink and sat down to rest, and then went to the exit in advance to wait for someone to gather.

The milk tea in this store is OK, this "OK" refers to the price and service, as a store opened in a well-known tourist attraction, the stealing of customers is not too ruthless, and the waiter does not have a "don't give me money, don't want me to give you a good face" The unlucky appearance, but the taste is really not flattering.

Wu Bei clicked on her phone and found that Jiang Bin had left her a message two hours ago.

"Little sister, what are you doing?"

After separating from Hainan, Jiang Bin will also chat with Wu Bei online from time to time, but Wu Bei is often running outside, sometimes he may not be able to look at his mobile phone once in half a day, and his work seems to be very busy.

Wu Bei: "I'm working, and I'm here in Yangzhou." ”

This time, Jiang Bin replied quite quickly, "Wow! I've always wanted to go to Yangzhou, this season should be very beautiful, right? However, the reality is endless overtime, and I will be blind when I look at the computer every day." ”

Wu Bei: "Tsk, it's pitiful. ”

Jiang Bin: "Can you take me two beautiful pictures of Yangzhou and wash my battered eyes?"

Wu Bei got up, chose a position and angle, took a small video with a 270-degree angle and sent it over.

It just so happened that a famous commentator came here with two tourists, pointing to a small pond in front of him and saying that this place is a famous scene, called "Mirror Flower Water Moon", let them find out where the "Mirror Flower" is, and where is the "Water Moon", the two tourists did not find the right one, and when the commentary announced the answer, both of them showed a sudden realization expression.

Wu Bei also did the same, let Jiang Bin look for it, but he didn't expect this young man to be quite smart, and after a few blindfolds, he guessed the two allusions almost the same, which made Wu Bei seriously suspect that he might be secretly Baidu.

Jiang Bin sighed on the other side of the screen: "I'm so sour, a small pond in someone's house is so exquisitely designed, and I can tell allusions! If my family can have such a garden, I will definitely resign immediately and go back to retire." ”

Wu Bei: "Even if you can have a garden half smaller than this, your son can start to support the elderly as soon as he is born." ”

Jiang Bin made a few laughing and crying expressions, and replied: "Then if I get rich one day, I will buy a big house and decorate it in this style." ”

In this regard, Wu Bei wanted to sneer, and said that I am three years older than you, and I have never encountered such a good thing in three more years, and I have never won various Weibo lottery and Alipay activities, which shows that the probability of getting rich is extremely low, and it is infinitely close to zero. The metaphysics of "luck" can only depend on whether it comes to you or not, and it is useless to count on it.

But she then thought that life was tired and boring enough, and occasionally trying her luck was regarded as adjustment and pastime, so in response to Jiang Bin's expectation of getting rich, she planned to buy a few scratch tickets downstairs when she returned to the hotel in the evening.