"Off topic, we're talking about Lao Qi's marriage, he drank a little wine that day and called me in the middle of the night: Do you know why you have to choose a good day when you get married?"

The fat brother seems to have made up his mind that he is going to catch Qi Siyuan tonight.

"I slept in a daze, I didn't know, I heard him say sadly on the other end of the phone, I didn't know before, I know now, because there is no good life after marriage. ”

"I'm sleepy! But Lao Qi is in good spirits, and he continues to pull me and chat! Eh, do you know, I used to think about three wives and four concubines, and I thought that why can't we have three wives and four concubines under the law of our country? It's so unfair! Other countries can! Now I know that this law is for the protection of men. ”

Many people at the scene laughed and wiped their tears.

"I said, what are you doing to be depressed like this?"

The fat brother made a six-to-six with his left hand and pretended to be on the phone.

"Do you know what's going on? Lao Qi's daughter-in-law asked him to wash the dishes, he refused, the two fought for a long time, and finally his daughter-in-law said that if you throw a coin, we will win or lose, Lao Qi listened, this is okay, fair!"

As soon as she took out a piece of steel hammer and threw it into the sky, her daughter-in-law took the coin: Okay, Qi Siyuan!

Qi Siyuan couldn't cry or laugh on the side: "Am I as miserable as you say, why do I want to cry when I listen to it." ”

"At that time, we were filming "Crazy Stone", and the next day Lao Qi flew from the capital to Chongqing, probably because he was old, he didn't rest well on the first day, and he didn't recover the next day. ”

The fat brother snapped his fingers and said, looking like a gossip aunt in the corridor of the community.

Director Li was not happy, and found a staff member to go to the hotel to wake him up, and the staff came back alone after a while. ”

"Director Li asked: What's the matter? What about Qi Siyuan? The staff said something that all of us will never forget: Brother Qi can't get up hard in bed!"

The audience was stunned for a moment, and then immediately burst into laughter, and the female fans who laughed the most fiercely were those female fans, plus they drank a little wine, their little faces were flushed, and they laughed so much that they were going to get under the chairs.

"That's called hard not to get up, what is called hard not to get up! What kind of people do you say you recruited?"

Qi Siyuan said with indignation on his face.

"Yes, yes, yes, so the Chinese language is broad and profound! But since then, Lao Qi's boxed lunches are not the same as ours, they are all sheep's kidneys, leeks, pigeon eggs or something, and the crew eats supper at night, and Director Li has to order a dozen more oysters for him!"

The fans at the scene laughed hard, and the audience in the live broadcast room laughed even more fiercely, saying that they couldn't stand it, Zhou Otherwise, this product was too funny, and Qi Siyuan on the side was going to cry, hahahaha!

"This matter is not over, after Lao Qi knew that he had been misunderstood, he would explain it to others! But you said that it was you who changed this matter, how do you explain it? Tell people that I am fine?"

As soon as the girls heard this, they said that the fat brother was a hooligan, but their eyes were shining and shining, and they pricked up their ears for fear that they would miss it.

"The next day, when we were filming, a girl came to the set and said that she was looking for Qi Siyuan, and said thank you Brother Qi for saving her! ”

"It turned out that Lao Qi couldn't explain it to everyone, and he was depressed and went for a walk at night to save a girl who was almost insulted!"

Wow!

The fans below exclaimed, is it so thrilling!

As a result, the girl came to the door, saying that she wanted to thank Lao Qi and make a promise with her body! Lao Qi refused, so the two of them pulled inside, and we looked at the girl's back outside, it was so beautiful! Lao Qi was really a good comrade, and he could withstand the test of the organization!

As a result, Lao Qi slammed his hand and ran away from the door, the girl turned her head and wanted to chase it out, Li Jingping and Director Li looked at the girl's appearance, Mom!

When the fat brother is extremely happy, there are people on the other side who are not happy.

In the huge conference room, the three members of the Golden Melody Award jury, as well as the Dou brothers, and Hu Feibai, the president of Idol Music, are all among them, and they haven't eaten dinner yet.

"Zhou, what else would he be doing, is he already starting public relations?"

Dou Hai turned his head slightly to the side and asked the staff behind him.

"Nope. ”

The staff lowered their heads and replied honestly.

"No, what is he doing?!"

As soon as Dou Hai finished asking, he felt that he was simply stupid by Zhou Er's little rascal, how could he know what he was doing, so he shook his head and stopped talking.

"He, he's at the party......"

The staff was timid, and his voice was so small that he could barely hear it.

"What's that?!"

Dou Hai looked back at the young staff member, frowning in disbelief.

So, a mobile phone that was broadcasting live was placed on the conference table, and several bigwigs stared coldly at the little hooligan who was talking nonsense on the phone.

"That's why my aunt used to stand in the way, but now my aunt is a lifesaver......!

In the mobile phone, the fat brother was making trouble with the fans with a hilarious face, and the people in the audience burst into laughter.

"How long has this been, bastard?"

Hu Fei asked.

"Three or four hours. ”

"Bang!"

Hu Feibai slapped the table angrily, which of us big guys is better than which little bastard, we are all here to have a headache for tonight's award ceremony, this grandson actually went to drink after the award ceremony?!

The banquet hall has begun to sing and dance, the hotel manager and the staff have moved some of the hotel's musical instruments, and by the way, they have gathered in the crowd and had a good time, anyway, they will be chartered tonight, and there will be no other guests.

The staff of the studio is helping the fat brother to accompani, and before that, he has already sung the songs in his album.

After a pause, the fat brother played the prelude with the electronic piano again, and the fans couldn't be more familiar with his song, but everyone looked at each other as soon as the prelude of this song came out.

"There is a force that no one can resist

It never gives up and is born stubborn

There is an ideal that illuminates the confusion

In the place where glory is written"

"Face history squarely and face the future bravely

Looking forward to the safe return of the heroes

Never compromise, the dignity of a great power is inviolable

Never give in, and every inch of territory cannot be encroached upon

I'm no longer the humiliated person I used to be

No one can stop the perseverance and footsteps

......

I am proud of my country

Let the five-star red flag fly freely

There is a force that no one can resist

It never says never, it is born stubborn"

The audience suddenly became dry, and the fat brother gave everyone a big surprise, he actually knew how to rap, and he was so 6!

This song by Fat Brother can always give people a kind of strength, like a cluster of flames in the cold winter, a lighthouse in the vast sea, so that any hardship is temporary, don't give in easily, the road ahead is still very long!

Not only the fans on the scene, but also the live broadcast room was boiling!

A few hours ago, there were still many netizens who thought that Zhou was too crazy, but now it seems that people have crazy capital! He actually chose to sing this kind of quality song when he was "stringing" with fans, and in the eyes of many people, it is really a tyrannical thing! The most important thing is that this level of songs, no one knows how much he has hidden.

Many fans of Fat Brother in Pengcheng didn't plan to come to join in the fun, many of them were just chasing stars mentally, and at this moment, they saw the "grand occasion" of the scene in the live broadcast room, how could they hold back.

Go! Go now!

It doesn't matter if he goes to work tomorrow!

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