"Immortals are also human beings, why can't they fall in love?" asked the Howling Dog strangely.

"I thought that immortals had no desires and no desires, and their hearts were pure. ”

"Huh, do you have any misunderstanding about immortals, and what do you understand by the word immortals?"

Li Hengzhong just wanted to explain his understanding, but when the words came to his lips, he didn't know where to start, and he was stuck there.

Seeing this, the Howling Sky Dog didn't ask, and explained to himself: "In fact, immortals are also transformed by humans, and they are also a species. How to say it, it can be said that science and technology have developed to a certain stage, the product of evolution. ”

"Technology?"

"Yes, that would make it easier for you to understand. The cultivation system of immortals has developed to a certain stage, and there is already a cultivation method of detaching consciousness from the body and abandoning the physical body. In this way, people can break away from the physical body and exist independently as a conscious body, growing and multiplying. In this way, it is basically a new species, and the existence of this consciousness body is an immortal. However, after becoming a consciousness, they found that there was actually another dimension that was more suitable for survival, so they carried out a great migration, and that space is what you call the heavenly realm. And sometimes we come back to this earth for some reason, and that's what you call a mortal world. ”

"Then how did they grow and reproduce?" Li Hengzhong is worthy of being a scientist, and the focus is different.

"I don't understand this for a while, but it's just like other species that can thrive anyway. ”

"Even, since you have left the body and become a conscious body, why are you the image of a pastoral dog? ”

"Yes, in fact, if you need to, you can still condense the flesh form. The general method is to temporarily condense into a physical body through the treasures of heaven and earth. The more famous is Nezha's lotus root incarnation, and there is the famous spell 'Law Heaven and Earth'. ”

"The lotus root incarnation is easier to understand, it's similar to a robotic body. But what about the 'Dharma, Heaven and Earth'?"

"Well, have you seen the Gundam?"

"Of course I've seen this. ”

"That's easy to explain. Immortals also need to fight, and sometimes they have to use the magic power of the law to make them bigger and fight. But how to get bigger, this requires collecting some heavenly treasures for refining and refining, so that they are suitable for you. After quenching, it is compressed, which is easy to carry. When it is used, release these refined heavenly and earthly treasures to form your own Dharma body form, similar to Gundam, and then the consciousness body is pinned on it, and you can fight. ”

Li Hengzhong suddenly realized and said: "Ah, I understand this, it is similar to Iron Man's nanotechnology applied to anti-Hulktop armor." Usually compressed and collected on a bracelet, when used, it is released to become a large piece of armor. ”

That can also be understood in this way. "This example of the howling dog actually understood, it seems that it usually does not lack of modern knowledge.

"So, what you are now is your Dharmakaya?"

"No, I can't use spells right now, or I'll be easy to spot. I'm using Takesha now, which is to expel a dog's soul and then take control of its body. Didn't I teach you in the Sea of Consciousness?"

"What about the dog's soul?"

"It's overdone, let it be reincarnated. ”

Li Hengzhong said in surprise: "How can you kill a dog?"

The Howling Dog asked curiously, "Don't you usually kill dogs?" You see that there are dog meat hot pots in many places. ”

"Can it be the same, you're a dog, you're killing your own kind like this. You see, it is also a crime for humans to kill their own kind. ”

The Roaring Sky Dog pretended to be suddenly enlightened and agreed: "Even, what you said is also reasonable, it seems that it is indeed inappropriate to kill a dog." ”

"Right. Li Hengzhong agreed, knowing mistakes can improve a lot.

"Alright then, I'll find someone to take it from tomorrow. I just wanted to try what it was like to be human. The Howling Dog replied solemnly.

Li Hengzhong immediately admitted: "Lord Roaring Heaven, I was wrong, you should kill the dog." ”

After that, Li Hengzhong hurriedly changed the topic: "Anyway, what does Erlang God have to do with you when he falls in love." ”

The Howling Dog said, "It's all your fault for asking random questions, you see off topic." I still have to sort it out. Well, Erlang God fell in love and talked about a beautiful fairy, and that fairy also brought a female lady dog. The two of them are in a period of love, and they are talking very speculatively. I saw that the lady dog was also very good-looking, and I played with it a lot. You said that if I negotiated with it, wouldn't it be kissing and kissing?"

In this regard, Li Hengzhong could say anything, so he had to agree graciously.

Seeing that Li Hengzhong agreed with his point of view, the Roaring Sky Dog nodded, indicating that he was very satisfied with Li Hengzhong's statement, and then continued: "Then once when I was alone with the noble lady dog, I would do something with it." ”

"What are you talking about?" asked Li Hengzhong suspiciously.

"yes, that's what you do. The Howling Dog agreed.

"Even, it turns out that what you are talking about!" Li Hengzhong suddenly realized.

"yes, that's it. As a result, when Erlang Zhenjun and the fairy came back, the noble lady dog went to sue the black, saying that I was so strong with it. ”

"Shhh

But it didn't say it didn't agree, it didn't resist at that time, and it was very cooperative. But who knows that after the fact, he turned his face and didn't recognize the dog, this green tea dog. ”

"Ahem, I feel that you may indeed be strong, after all, you see that you are so powerful and majestic, it may have been stupid at the time, and it didn't dare to resist. ”

"Hmph, what can you call a strong thing between dogs? You don't understand a human being, don't express your opinions blindly. ”

"Okay, I don't understand, I was wrong, Lord Roaring Heaven, you go on. ”

After that, the fairy was very angry, and cried to Erlang Zhenjun and demanded that I be punished severely. Originally, Erlang Zhenjun was going to whip me a few times to deal with it. But the fairy didn't give up, and insisted on sterilizing me, or threatened to break up with Erlang Zhenjun. I saw that Erlang Zhenjun couldn't help the pillow wind a little, and when he saw that he was forgetful and ignored my feelings for helping him fight on the battlefield for many years, he wanted to use me to calm his girlfriend's angry posture, so he hurriedly slipped away. Because I was afraid that the spell fluctuations would expose my location and be arrested, I had to take away a pastoral dog and live a stray dog life, hungry and full. It's not like I've met you during this time, and life is better. ”

"Hey, it turns out that it's not easy for immortals. ”

"yes, it's the same everywhere. ”

"Since you want to hide your identity, why do you want to expose and treat Le Zhenglong this time?"

The Howling Dog sighed and said, "It's also my impulse." Listening to you say that Le Zhenglong went to the soup for his comrades, compared with Erlang Zhenjun's ruthlessness, I feel that this person is not bad and worth saving. Besides, you're good to me, so I'll do you a favor. Also, these days, they let all kinds of female famous dogs play with me, and I have to admit his personal affection, so help them this time. ”

"Hiss-" Li Hengzhong gasped, and said in his heart that I am afraid that the third point is the real reason, this perverted dog, but he said: "It's still the Lord of the Roaring Heaven." By the way, can't this really transplant Le Zhenglong's spirit body to people?"

"This really doesn't work, at least I can't. Because transplantation to people, the probability of failure is too high. Well, it's similar to the rejection reaction you talked about earlier. The cultivation method of immortals has a way to transplant it to their own body, but I am just an immortal beast. If it is transplanted into a dog, with my guidance, it can also guarantee the success rate. ”

"Speaking of doppelgangers, I want to transplant it to Le Zhenglong's own clone, and it seems feasible. Li Hengzhong touched his chin and said.

"I remind you that this spirit also needs to function, and if it is used for a long time, it may lose some of its functions. You don't want to wait a while to put it on his clone to save a demented Le Zhenglong. ”

"That being said, but after all, making people become a dog, I'm afraid he won't be able to accept it. ”

"It's good to be alive, so many things. I'm going to be in his kind of situation, and if you want me to become a human, I won't dislike it. ”

Li Hengzhong said that I don't dislike becoming a human, but after thinking about it, in the eyes of the roaring dog, is it just like a dog in the eyes of a human?

"Besides, who said that spirits can only be transplanted once, you transplant it to the dog first, and then wait for the clone to be done, and then transplant it again?"

This word seemed to open a door for Li Hengzhong, and he asked excitedly, "How long can that spirit survive?"

"If nutrition is available, there will be no problem for 1,800 years. If it is well maintained, it should be fine for two or three thousand years. But it's not easy to achieve, after all, the flesh ages too quickly. I didn't pay much attention to that, because I didn't need to. ”

Li Hengzhong said excitedly: "Then if I can transplant the spirit body between clones all the time, is it an alternative immortality?"

"Haha, two or three thousand years is considered immortal?" "You don't think about how many years I've lived? Besides, transplantation can also damage the spirit body, and I estimate that the average person can live for six or seven hundred years. ”

"That's not bad, at least it's a big step up from the current human lifespan. Li Hengzhong said happily: "If my research is successful, I will be able to live for hundreds of years, and then how many technologies can be invented, I am excited to think about it." ”

Li Hengzhong said, looked at the Roaring Sky Dog again, and added: "And it is an honor to be able to serve the Roaring Heaven Lord for a while longer!"

The Howling Sky Dog also felt that it was good to be served, so he said: "Why don't I teach you to cultivate, you can live much longer if you cultivate out of your body." ”

Li Hengzhong said with a sad face: "But your cultivation method is too difficult, just like the Book of Heaven, there is no cultivation method of immortals, and it is okay if you can't use monkeys." By the way, I heard that you have a good relationship with Sun Wukong, do you have any of his cultivation methods? ”

In this regard, the roaring dog just "hehe" to deal with it.

One person and one dog fart for a while, and then reached an agreement, and the next day Li Hengzhong went to persuade the white-haired old man to agree to the plan of transplanting Le Zhenglong's spirit body into the dog. Although it is a bit fantastical and unacceptable, there is a long-term plan to transplant it to clones, and it is not without opportunities.

"By the way, didn't you say that you can't use spells? Then why do you still speak human words?" Li Hengzhong raised his doubts again.

"Who said that speaking human words is magic? Do you use magic when you speak English?"

"It's not. Li Hengzhong replied honestly.

"Isn't that all there is to it? When I speak human language, it is equivalent to you speaking English, which is just a foreign language. Is it a big deal for me, a long-lived dog with a lot of experience?"

"Do you mean that human speech is a foreign language to dogs? So, is dog language also a foreign language to people?"

"That's right. ”

"Then can you teach me?" Li Hengzhong said excitedly.

"Absolutely. ”

"'What's your name?'

"Whew-wh ”

"Whew-wh Li Hengzhong repeated.

"No, no, the tone of the word 'woo-woo' should rise first and then fall, and the word 'wang' should be short and pause. Here, read it again, 'Whew-Wow'. ”

"Whew-wh ”

"That's right. ”

"And what do you say 'nice to meet you'?"

"Ahh ”

"Ahh ”

"Yes, you're a fast learner, and you've got a talent for learning dog language. ”

"Of course, we're Dr. Xueba. Li Hengzhong said proudly: "Then how do you say this sentence......

On this night, Li Hengzhong's dormitory was destined to be extraordinary.

The next day, Li Hengzhong took the Howling Sky Dog to find the white-haired old man. When passing by the kennel, Li Hengzhong had a whim, and yelled at the military dogs in the kennel: "Ahh ”

Suddenly, all the military dogs in the kennel were boiling, and they broke free from the rope and ran out, running towards Li Hengzhong with their teeth bared.

The Howling Dogs stopped the military dogs in the middle. After all, the Howling Dog is the existence of a nest of dogs, and the military dogs stopped in front of the Howling Dogs, but they still roared in a low voice, until the breeder found out that something was wrong and came to summon the military dogs, and they did not leave.

Li Hengzhong hurriedly left with the Howling Sky Dog. Li Heng asked with trepidation: "What happened just now? Didn't I just say 'I'm glad to see you', why are they all chasing me like crazy." ”

The Howling Dog looked at him with a foolish expression and said, "The 'ah' of 'Nice to meet you' is a short sound, and the 'Whoo' is a long sound. What you just said, 'ah' is a medium-long sound, and 'whoo' is a short sound, can it be the same?"

Mr. Li Heng gasped and asked, "Then what did I just say?"

"What you're saying is, 'What are you grandsons looking at, you can't get used to me, you have the ability to bite me!' I have to admit that you were very domineering just now!"

Li Hengzhong went to the white-haired old man's office, asked the orderly, and learned that the old man was not in the barracks today, and went to a tea house to visit his old friend.

As soon as Li Hengzhong heard this, he knew that he should go to Qi Binxuan, so he said to the Roaring Sky Dog: "Then let's go, let's discuss with him tomorrow." Anyway, if you are not in a hurry at this time, it is not bad to let him have a good talk with Boss Qi. ”