714 Uncle and Uncle are stupid and can't tell the difference
I just put the flute in my hand back in the mezzanine of the rhubarb dog coat, patted the rhubarb's head, and just happened to hear the nearby voice Zhang Yang turned around and saw that at the corner of the canyon in the distance, an old man walked over like a walk.
It seems that the old man who has just walked over from a distance can only be said of this, wearing a thin autumn suit, with a cowboy hat, a single-lens reflex camera hanging around his neck, and a small backpack that can only hold some simple items on his back.
"Good!"
The old man who came over suddenly clapped his hands when he saw Zhang Yang taking a fancy to himself, and shouted out a 'good' word in surprise in his mouth, looking like he was obviously surprised by the sound of the flute just now, but the excitement didn't seem to be steady, so he sat on the big stone at his feet in front of everyone.
This frightened Zhang Yang, anyone who saw an old man with a white beard would be worried about falling like this, and hurriedly went over to prepare to help the other party up, but he hadn't taken two steps yet, and the old man who was sitting on the ground actually patted his ass and stood up by himself, and it didn't seem to fall anywhere.
Zhang Yang, who stopped, raised his hand and patted his chest, and while breathing a sigh of relief, he looked at the old man who had just gotten up and said with palpitations.
"I'll go, old man, you're too careless, is there anything wrong?
Seeing Zhang Yang's look of being very worried, he had just patted off the dust on his hands, and the old man casually threw the cowboy hat on his head and hung it around his neck, and then revealed a short black and shiny hair that was completely different from his white beard, and then put on a helpless look and said.
"You young people are really bad in their eyes, haha, I just met three young men who also call me uncle, one of them is still my fellow countryman, I was too lazy to correct them at the time, but I came to you and became an old man again, young man, do you want to let the uncle know? Or you can call me brother, haha, I'm just forty!"
Only forty?
Zhang Yang couldn't help but rub his eyes, this time he took a closer look at the 'old man' who was three meters away, although he had black hair that didn't know what was going on, his eyebrows and beard had long been gray, and although his face was purple-red, he still looked radiant, but none of this could make people see that this was a 40-year-old person, right?
He couldn't help but look at the 'old man' on the other side and asked again to confirm, although it should be impossible for the other party to lie to himself, because there is no need for that, but the other party is now showing a look of being in his 50s and almost 60s.
"No, you're really forty?"
Yes, seeing that Zhang Yang still didn't believe it, the 'old man' (uncle) was also completely speechless, but there was no way, anyone who saw his own appearance would treat him as an old man, so he simply sat on the stone that Zhang Yang had made before, patted his side by the way, and then took out a pack of cigarettes from his jacket pocket and threw one to Zhang Yang.
"Forget it, I'm used to it anyway, I'm not old and decrepit, and I didn't pay attention to the body in the early years, it's not that I realized it when I'm older, so I just go out on foot often. ”
Sitting on the previous stone again, hearing the 4 words 'premature decay', Zhang Yang couldn't help but take a closer look at the uncle in front of him, not to mention, this guy's face looked like a wrinkle before, but after a closer look, he found that it was just a fold formed after the skin on his face became saggy, and there was still a difference between real wrinkles, at least this uncle's face looked poor, but it was not like the yellowish and dry skin of some old people.
"Well, I'll understand as soon as I say this, but uncle, I want to know how much you looked at your body when you were young, to borrow your words just now, what did you ruin yourself into to become like this, no wonder we people will admit mistakes, your 40-year-old body, I will say something ugly, let's seek truth from facts, it really looks like 60 years old. ”
Seeing that the uncle didn't seem to care, Zhang Yang bluntly said what he thought in his heart.
When it comes to the bad things he did when he was young, the uncle is full of regrets even if he thinks about it now, and he can't wait to travel through time and space to drag himself over and then smack it hard, and it has to be the kind with a belt, he couldn't help but sigh deeply, and then raised his head to look at the drone hovering in the air.
"Look at this drone, you're an anchor, right? I seem to have heard a friend say that the live broadcast equipment used by a travel anchor recently is a drone, that person can't be you, right? It seems to be called Zhang Yang or some Brother Yang?"
Seeing that the uncle in front of him suddenly changed the topic to his drone and career, Zhang Yang didn't think much about it, so he simply answered casually.
"That's right, if there are no other travel anchors who use drones, that person should be me, but the title of Brother Yang is the code name given to me by the fans in the live broadcast room, you can just treat it as a code name like a mouse and a rabbit, hehe. ”
After confirming Zhang Yang's identity, the uncle suddenly raised his head to look at the drone, then stretched out his hand and poked his wrinkled face vigorously, and then raised his hand and squeezed it into a fist and waved it weakly, as if he wanted to put the punch on his body but couldn't help but didn't move, and then said in a warning tone.
"The drone should be able to shoot me, right? Then the fans in your live broadcast room should be able to see my current cowardice, forget it, I'll just talk to you about how much of a bastard I used to be, anyway, I usually write about my own experiences to persuade those readers of me, today is also an opportunity for you to be here.
In fact, the so-called premature aging, everyone only listens to the literal meaning to know that it is not old but has already aged, most of which refers to premature aging due to excessive mental or physical burden. ”
Seeing this, the uncle who didn't seem to want to say his name pulled the topic back again, and listened to the other party's description of pre-aging and pre-aging, Zhang Yang couldn't help but nodded.
That's right, Bai Juyi, a Xiangshan monk in the Tang Dynasty, once wrote in "Sigh and Fall": Sick and sentimental, self-aware, and aging before old age.
It is said that if a person has been under tremendous mental pressure and heavy work for several years, there will be some symptoms of pre-aging, such as hair loss, such as skin becoming extremely poor, and for example, the physical condition is getting worse. ”