In this regard, Qi Binxuan didn't know what to say, patted Sun Mu's shoulder, and comforted: "You, it still hasn't changed, it's the same as your nickname, wood, a tendon." It's okay, they don't listen to your advice, the software flows to the market, there is a problem, and they are the ones who suffer. ”

"No, I heard from a colleague, and then the team leader submitted a report that he found an optimization solution that could improve the quality of the software, and then he was rewarded and promoted. ”

In this regard, Qi Binxuan was also speechless. Sure enough, it's better to be able to do it than to be able to play.

"Hey, you said it would be nice if there was a sack company, I want to pay someone to put him in a sack to vent his anger. ”

Qi Bin persuaded: "Don't mind, it's illegal like this." ”

"I know, so that's what we learned in school, law is not the same as reason. This reminds me of a foreign report. It's about a person who quit his job after winning the lottery jackpot. After that, he bought 200,000 yuan of dung and poured it on the lawn of his boss's house. The boss called the police, but the police could only arrest him for disturbing social order, and he was released after being locked up for more than ten days. The lottery winner explained that because the original boss didn't treat him as a human being and always squeezed him, he came up with such an idea after winning the lottery. He said he would go and dump the again in the future. The report was accompanied by a photograph in which the protagonist opens his mouth wide and smiles happily, like a sixteen-year-old. Hey, you said I bought some dung, how about pouring it into the door of the team leader's house?"

Qi Binxuan also laughed: "This trick is weird, but you better forget it." Let you clean up after yourself, who do you say you are disgusting? ”

"Well, I'm just saying, after all, I don't have 200,000 yuan to buy dung. After that, I felt that the private company was unreliable, so I submitted my resume to a large state-owned company. During an interview with a large company, the interviewer asks, 'You write a code that will impress me in a short period of time'. Then I wrote a code, 'rm-rf/', and after it was running, the whole company went crazy. ”

"Haha-" At this time, among the young people drinking tea next to him, the man laughed heartily, tears were laughing, and he kept slapping his hand on the table to vent his emotions. The woman who had accompanied him looked at him inexplicably.

Qi Binxuan asked, "Dude, are you okay?"

The young man couldn't hold back a laugh and said, "It's okay, I heard it and felt so interesting, I couldn't help it." I'm sorry, bro. In the second half of the sentence, the young man said to Sun Mu.

Sun Mu smiled tolerantly and said, "You're welcome, it seems that you understand." ”

"Of course, 'rm-rf/', an order that has terrified countless programmers, a nuclear bomb in code. Run this command to delete all files on the server, commonly known as deleting databases. Haha, brother, just to make the interviewer remember you, you threw a nuclear bomb. I remember some time ago, there was a programmer who was banned by industry insiders, it can't be you, right? Big brother, idol!"

"Hmph, that's because they don't know how to appreciate talent. They asked me to write a code that would impress people in a short period of time, and I was wrong to do that? I was banned from the circle so that I could no longer work as a programmer. In order to make a living, I had to deliver food. ”

The young man smiled: "Big brother, I really convinced you." You're so upright, a tendon. In order to be impressed, you deleted the database. Why don't you blow up the building? By the way, you deleted the database, and they just let you go?"

"Hey, if they didn't have a backup file, they would have let me go so easily? Well, it's not easy, don't you see I changed careers? Hmph, I wouldn't just give up. I'm telling you I'm ready to work on a big project, big programming, big software. When the time comes, once it is launched, it will definitely be able to make a sensation in the world. ”

The young man laughed at this time and said, "I'll tell you a story." Once upon a time, there was a programmer who got a magic lamp. The god of lights promised to grant him a wish. Then he made a wish to the magic lamp, hoping to write a good project in his lifetime. Later......" said this, the young man paused for a moment, whetted the appetite of the people, and then continued: "He has obtained eternal life!"

Sun Mu was not happy, he was looked down upon by his peers, how could he do it? So he said: "Look at what you said, you don't believe it? Let me tell you, I deliver takeaways, first, to earn money to support my family; second, to see the customs and customs, how to behave in the world, and to program and collect materials for me." ”

"After talking for a long time, what the hell are you doing?"

"I'm telling you, you can't spread the word. We programmers are always thought to be unfamiliar with the world, not tactful enough, and not sophisticated. So, I was going to design a software that would help people deal with everyday communication problems. If you think about it, if you succeed at that time, it will definitely be a fire. I don't know if ordinary people buy it or not, but it's okay for a programmer to sell him for 20,000 yuan alone, right?"

The young man said in amazement: "If it's so cheap, you must buy it." However, the young man thought for a moment and asked, "But your idea is good, can you implement it?" Don't just brag, you can't realize it. ”

"Why can't it be realized?" Sun Mu hurriedly said: "I won't tell you the core things." Let's talk about my thoughts. There are three main steps in the processing steps of my software. The first is to obtain personal information through facial recognition; the second is to find out the data that has happened through big data screening and can match his likes and dislikes and some practices that can affect him; third, combined with their own needs and the data through screening, the program software will automatically give some solutions for screening. For example, if you want to win someone's favor and invite him to dinner, combine his information, understand his eating habits, likes and dislikes, match the examples of similar eating habits in the database, and provide a plan that suits them. For example, if you ask for something that will not be denied, what topics you should talk about to attract attention, and what restaurants and dishes the other party likes, you will be able to achieve your goals well. How's that for me? I'm going to work on an external device to use with software. ”

"What equipment?"

"I call it communicative glasses. It's a device similar to Google Glass, but more advanced. There are cameras on the eyes, which are convenient for collecting the person's avatar, identifying people, and retrieving information, and there are wireless devices that can be connected to the Internet to find information. Among them, I will focus on two areas of improvement. One is the display function, the lens uses liquid crystal display, just like the screen of a calculator. Because the lens is close to the eye, the text is processed according to the distance, and when the human eye looks close, because of the focal length problem, it can just show the complete text, but the person on the opposite side looks like some irregular black and gray lines, and I think it is the dirty thing on the glasses, which will not attract attention. Second, I'm preparing to introduce an eye action operating system, similar to the gesture operations that are now popular. For example, if the glasses function is dormant and someone needs information, blink your eyes twice quickly, and the data will appear immediately. You can also set a common problem as an action, which is equivalent to a shortcut key. For example, if you like food, you can design your eyes in a clockwise circle, and if you like clothes, you can design your eyes in a clockwise circle. What do you think I have to do with this device?"

"High, really high. The young man did not hesitate to praise, and then said: "Moreover, your glasses solve the problem of face blindness or poor memory and lack of recognition. Seeing that the acquaintance had forgotten his name, he blinked his eyelids twice, and his name appeared on his glasses. Haha, I can never forget it. ”

"Yes, that's a selling point. I'll make a note of it. As he spoke, Sun Mu took out a small notebook, flipped it open, and wrote down the notes. I saw that there were already a lot of notes written in the notebook, and it seemed that he was also paying attention to recording inspiration at any time.

Sun Mu said as he wrote: "I want to write my thoughts in Java. Java, my favorite, is the best programming language in the world. ”

"Fart-" At this time, the young man yelled and said angrily: "C++ is the best programming language!"

"Huh?" Sun Mu was also angry at this time: "Java is the best programming language." It has a wide range of applicability and can be applied to a variety of platforms. And it's practical and simple, and easy to maintain......"

Not to be outdone, the young man retorted and explained the characteristics of the C++ language.

The two are arguing and talking. At this time, the young man's girlfriend said, "I'm hungry, let's go eat." ”

The young man said angrily, "You can go eat it yourself." I must show him today that C++ is the best programming language!"

"Don't go home today, just debate your going. After the little young girlfriend finished speaking, she brushed her sleeves away angrily.

Qi Binxuan was overjoyed watching from the side, Luo Hongyi came to the front and asked, "What are they doing?"

"It's nothing, they're talking about swords in Huashan. It's like you martial arts contestants, where you debate whether the toad skill is powerful or the dragon descending eighteen palms are powerful, which is the best martial art in the world. ”

"Cut, there is no such thing as the most powerful martial arts, only the most powerful people who use martial arts. ”

Qi Binxuan gave Luo Hongyi a thumbs up and said, "You can still see it." Everyone says that we learn civil engineering with both earth and wood, and we don't know how to behave in the world. You see, their programmers are a tendon, no, the young man ran away from his girlfriend angrily, I think he has to kneel on the washboard when he goes back today. Even, no, they're programmers, and it's popular to kneel on the keyboard!haha!"

Luo Hongyi looked at the time and said, "It's not early, it's time for lunch, let's go order a meal too?"

"You order your own first, leave me alone, I need to see the outcome of their debate. Qi Binxuan stared at the two of them without blinking, and replied casually.

Luo Hongyi reluctantly walked to the counter, ordered a meal for herself, and thought, I'm embarrassed to say them, you are also civil and wooden, and you really deserve to be a civil engineer. Luckily, I'm not your girlfriend, otherwise I'd have asked you to kneel at night——, huh?

Hey, Luo Hongyi doesn't want to think about it, her fiancé Lu Yuna is a descendant of Lu Ban, an authentic civil engineer. And how much better can Lu Yu be? Didn't he leave a letter and run away from home?