It is an overdose of incense and indigestion. ”

Shen Gongbao is still eating melon seeds.

"Huh, the gods will have indigestion?"

Zhang Gui looked surprised.

"Isn't it amazing? I'm malnourished. ”

Yaoxiang spat out faintly.

"Well, as a god without a physical body, if the incense wish power is too much at once, and the realm can't keep up, it will be like a mortal who eats too much and can't keep up with his exercise, and he will gain weight. ”

Shen Gongbao spread his hands, this belongs to common sense.

"But the realm is not enough, the incense is so fierce, there is no one but them. ”

Yao Xiang looked envious, jealous and hateful.

"Ah, they just eat once a year, and by the end of next year, when they have almost digested it, they will lose weight, and then they will blow up like a balloon again, and so on and so on year after year. ”

Lu Dongbin threw cigarettes at Shen Gongbao and Zhang Gui.

"Yo, ninety-five, she's willing. ”

Shen Gongbao took a cigarette and lit it.

"I'm still used to the taste of Kokuki. ”

Zhang Gui lit it in his mouth.

"Tsk, it's all flavors, how can it be comfortable?"

Lu Dongbin expressed disdain.

"It's only with flavor that you get used to it. ”

Zhang Gui pouted, what my brother smoked was not essence, but feelings!

"Hey, Lao Lu, give me the whole one. ”

At this time, Zhang Kui settled down and went downstairs.

"Lao Zhang, isn't it tracheitis, and you still smoke?"

Lu Dongbin laughed evilly, and threw a cigarette at Zhang Kui.

"Tsk, the old ladies are cultivating, and they have to retreat at this time every year, saying that they don't dare to go out if their image is not good. ”

Zhang Kui took a big puff of his cigarette and took a deep breath.

"I think it's pretty good? You see how energetic my general belly is, and I heard that Lao Li, who sings opera, likes fat the most. ”

Zhang Kui straightened the general's belly, not noticing the murderous eyes of the medicinal fragrance at all.

"The old lady is called plump! not fat!"

The plump medicinal fragrance was as angry as a wild cat with its tail stepped on.

"Uh-uh, who is this?"

Zhang Kui looked confused.

"The old Li you just said is his daughter-in-law. ”

Shen Gong has a fast leopard mouth.

"Uh......"

It's embarrassing, saying bad things about other gods behind your back, and the god is still in front of you.

"Ah, the shopkeeper is also surnamed Zhang?

Zhang Kui bluntly diverted the topic.

"Well, it's quite fateful. ”

Zhang Guimian took the conversation with difficulty.

"Mm-hmm, maybe I'm still your ancestor!"

Zhang Kui nodded violently.

Zhang Gui: "......"

The stone hammer is hammered, and the people give him a maltose designation, not because he wants his mouth to be sweet, but because he must close his mouth!

If you can talk, you can talk less!

Zhang Gui doesn't know how to answer the phone anymore, does he call grandpa?

"Ahem, Lao Zhang, why did you come down too?"

Lu Dongbin made a mistake to avoid a tragedy.

Zhang Gui's ancestor is not easy to be, there is a quasi-saint daughter-in-law over there, the true ancestor is okay to say, if it is in vain...... It's really hard to say whether to hit a round or a flatten.

Speaking of which, Lao Lu really wants to have a quasi-saint daughter-in-law, eating soft rice or something, being able to eat is the ability!

Now Zhang Gui said: "Daughter-in-law, I don't want to work hard." ”

In minutes, Director Hu can get a dozen pills and peaches or something, so that the shopkeeper's standing Jin Xian believe it or not?

"Ah, don't I just take a vacation, take my daughter-in-law down to relax. ”

Zhang Kui rubbed the general's belly and spat out a cigarette.

"Hey, this mortal offering is getting less and less. ”

Zhang Kui sighed, a little sad.

"That's a lot, isn't it?"

Shen Gongbao patted Zhang Kui's big belly.

"Tsk, a hundred and ten years ago, when did I not look like an eight-hundred-pound fat man in a young year?"

Zhang Kui straightened his stomach and flicked Shen Gongbao's hand away.

"But it's okay, now I don't have to suffer from indigestion, and I can get it done in about half a year. ”

Zhang Kui looked calm and breezy when he spoke.

The medicinal fragrance is envious, jealous and hateful, I really want to try the taste of indigestion!

In her opinion, Zhang Kui is simply showing off his wealth like crazy, for a small god like her who is hovering on the edge of the god position, the god position of Zao Jun is really too rich.

Compared with this, it is simply the distance between the poor people who are about to be wiped out in 0202 and Ma Dad.

Now Yao Xiang feels like she is about to be wiped out.

"By the way, my daughter-in-law and I have one more thing to do this time. ”

Zhang Kui suddenly seemed to remember something.

"What's the mission?"

Zhang Gui was taken aback, the recent days have been relatively dull, and it is not a trivial matter that involves the heavenly realm, right?

Wow, it's going to be a big deal!

"Hehe, it's not a big deal. ”

Zhang Kui smiled gloomily, obviously ill-intentioned.

"Didn't Yang Lao Er's dog be stewed again, this time he was reincarnated in the mortal world, and it happened that the dragon descended to the mortal world, and I was about to find the dragon to stew a pot of roaring dogs. ”

Zhang Kui licked his lips, it seems that he has tasted it before?

"Oh, you have to take me with you for this kind of good thing!"

Shen Gongbao's eyes lit up.

"Take me, take me, do you know where the howling dog is?"

Lu Dongbin also seems to be very positive.

"Uh, stewed dog, so excited?"

Zhang Gui didn't know much about the charm of the Howling Sky Dog.

"Tsk, shopkeeper, you haven't tasted the dragon stew, that taste...... Gee. ”

Lu Dongbin squinted his eyes as if he was reminiscing, and he was still smacking his mouth.

"Tsk, really...... It's not an exaggeration to say that the fragrance is floating thousands of miles!"

Shen Gongbao also smacked his mouth.

"Shhh...... When you say that, I'd love to try it......"

Athena, who was brushing Nai on the side, was also attracted.

"Why don't we go and fight a three-headed dog and stew together?"

Shen Gongbao remembered the suggestion made a few days ago.

"This ...... I'm afraid we don't have enough strength, right? Foolish cultivation is beyond the ...... of the Lord God."

Athena paused, went to the fool to steal the dog, these people can't do it.

"Na, don't you have to go with the girl!"

I don't know where the girl jumped out of the girl's eyes are bright, and she seems to have a great interest in stealing chickens and dogs.

"Well, this has to be agreed by the Emperor of the Earth. ”

Athena choked, the strength of the female baby is strong, but if the female baby is abducted to steal chickens and dogs, Shennongye's dissatisfaction is much more serious than offending the fool.

"Father, Emperor, Father, Girl, I'm going to catch the big dog with Sister Athena!"

The female baby classmate ran into the inn with "puff", and her eyes shook the arm of Shennongye, who was testing for poison on the sofa in the hall.

"Uh-uh...... What big dog?"

Shennong Ye was concentrating on testing the poison, and he didn't pay attention to what they were talking about before.

"It's the big dog with three big brains! The little leopard said it was delicious!"

A suspicious sparkle appeared at the corner of the girl's classmate's mouth.

“...... Well, wouldn't it be nice for my father to come over directly?"

Shennongye is not a big deal to think about.

"No, no, the girl wants to catch it!"

The female baby classmates are obviously more interested in doing it themselves.

"Alright, you can go. ”

Shennong Ye thinks it's not a big problem, and there's no danger in that broken place for fools, so let's go and have fun.

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