421 I have very few friends
"Do you really think it's hard for you to get a job? It's not that hard, right?"
The fat brother asked in a mocking tone relaxedly.
"Yes!"
The excited voices of the students below shouted in unison.
"We are still literate, but we also love money, this is not a conflict, there is no rule that you must be surrounded by four walls to be called literati, right?
The fat brother caught the writers who scolded him a while ago, causing the students in the audience to laugh.
With preconceived notions, how loud these students laugh now, how much they will hate those hypocrites later.
"This song "Pipa Xing" was specially prepared for today's speech, I want to donate the 3 million income to the Faculty of Liberal Arts to set up a special support fund, I don't know if Director Liu want it?"
"Yes!hahahaha!"
Liu Anmin, who was in the front row, laughed heartily, which made the students of the Faculty of Arts excited, doing what they like and making money, this is probably the happiest thing, and I can't wait to go back and write a hundred fucking songs in the dormitory immediately!
As for the engineering students in the back row, they complained with a dissatisfied face: "Why is it only for the Faculty of Letters, how can we be discriminated against!"
"Big brother, can you first recognize the usage and fake characters of the land?"
A former liberal arts student was speechless.
In the following time, the fat brother didn't say anything more, but answered all kinds of questions from the classmates on the spot.
Some asked him how he found inspiration, some asked why their company didn't come to Peking University to recruit, and even asked him when his wedding date, the fat brother made the audience laugh more than once and for a while, especially those female classmates were even brighter, why good men are other people's husbands.
After the end, the fat brother was invited to the office by Liu Anmin, along with the middle-aged man who asked questions at the venue and several others.
"Otherwise, let me introduce you, this is our vice principal Langhui. ”
Liu Anmin pointed to the middle-aged man and introduced it to the fat brother.
"Hello, Principal Lang!"
The fat brother hurriedly stretched out his hand to greet him.
"Mr. Zhou is so polite, thank you very much for today's speech, it is very vivid and quite thought-provoking!"
Lang Hui held the fat brother's hand and said solemnly.
"You laugh, I just don't have anything in my stomach and can't say anything, that's why I use this method. ”
The fat brother said embarrassedly, didn't those who engaged in direct selling in his previous life like to use this method the most, but their monthly income of one million was fake, and the fat brother was real.
"Mr. Zhou is the idol of our students in the Faculty of Letters, you have taught them a lesson today, I believe that everyone will be clearer about their future path, there are not many people like you who really care about our own family affairs. ”
Lang Hui sighed lightly.
"What others discard, we have to pick up, others forget, we want everyone to remember, we don't seek cultural output, but to keep our hearts, aren't you here the mainstay of our offensive and defensive war!"
The fat brother looked around the office, and everyone in the office.
"We must pick up what others have discarded, and we must let everyone remember what others have forgotten!
Liu Anmin repeated the fat brother's words, the more he spoke, the brighter his eyes became, and at the end, he couldn't help but praise with a heavy fist.
The other people in the office couldn't stop nodding, Zhou Otherwise, these words not only hit the nail on the head, but also picked everyone up at once, although there was a suspicion of patting horses, but they really loved to listen to this kind of good words!
Lang Hui exchanged glances with the others, and everyone nodded slightly, before Lang Hui cleared his throat and said solemnly: "Mr. Zhou, our school has already held a special discussion meeting before, and we want to hire you as a visiting professor in our Faculty of Arts, I don't know what you think?"
"Don't be kidding, I didn't even go to college, so I can't afford to do that!"
The fat brother's face was full of disbelief, and his brain was buzzing by Langhui's words, but he still didn't agree very sensibly.
"There is no one who has learned to be a teacher, Mr. Zhou's attainments in literature can be called a master, if we can't even grasp such a talent at Peking University, what kind of mainstay can we talk about, right?"
Lang Hui continued with a smile.
Visiting Professor!
My buddy didn't even go to college, but he went directly to the professor, what a surprise, what a surprise!
If you want to say that the fat brother doesn't want it to be fake, he even wants to go back to the furnace to get a diploma, he has won many trophies in the entertainment industry, but this is still the first "trophy" in the cultural world......
But I don't have that much time to teach, and I don't have much to teach!
After some mental struggle, the fat brother finally decided to do it!
"The youngest professor of Peking University is released!"
"The youngest professor in the history of Huaxia!"
"3 million can buy a professor from Peking University?"
"Talking about the stars who have been professors in colleges and universities in recent years!"
"What do you think of Zhou Bu's appointment as a visiting professor at Peking University?"
In the past, it was not that there were no colleges and universities that hired celebrities as visiting professors, but they were all art performance majors, and they were not particularly famous schools, the two sides could be completely a cooperation, colleges and universities needed celebrities to hype up their fame, and celebrities needed "guest professors" to give themselves a high resume, but this is the first time for a top university like Peking University.
Netizens expressed their support and understanding for this, after all, the level of the fat brother is there, let alone being a guest professor, it is no problem to be a teacher who teaches seriously, of course, this is what netizens think.
Even TV stations have begun to make an article about this matter, and there are several talk shows that specifically mention this stubble, and these people are singing the opposite tune in the show, saying that Peking University has regressed, and Zhou Otherwise, he will mislead people's children, and I don't know if it is for the ratings or the real thoughts of the guests.
Fat brother's fans naturally won't let go of these idle bricks in society who don't know where to find them, and they are still angry after scolding, and they can't make them mummies, but netizens can also make them into emojis......
Fat brother doesn't care, what these people want is nothing more than to have a vigorous scolding war with themselves on the Internet, and then they can take advantage of the hot wave of advertisements or something, fat brother is now slowly figuring out a little trick to save trouble when being an artist, that is, be nosy!
Besides, the fat brother has had a lot of things recently, and the task assigned to him by Miss Han is to send invitations!
Han Yuyun asked the fat brother to make a list of the people he wanted to invite, but he sorted out the twenty or thirty people, and Miss Han frowned.
"Well, I have very few friends. ”
The fat brother said embarrassedly, wondering if he was a little autistic.
In fact, if he opened the invitation, let alone thirty people, even 30,000 people could be invited, the key is that this goods are too troublesome, and in the end, Han Yuyun asked Dai Zhiyang to help him make a list, and if the relationship is good, let the fat brother send it in person.
I don't know who leaked the news, but Zhou Otherwise, he started to distribute wedding invitations!
Because of a small invitation, the rivers and lakes made waves again.