"Meow a shit! There are so many perverts in human beings!"

Vladimir half-dragged the yellow and white kitten into the green belt, turned around, and made sure that the "platelet" did not follow, and then stopped and breathed a sigh of relief.

The yellow and white kitten smacked its tongue, and there was still a little bit of barbecue-flavored potato chips on the tip of its tongue, although it didn't eat it, but just licked it.

Vladimir glanced at it without desire, and said helplessly: "It seems that it is not very safe to find a rich and idle owner to adopt you, most of the rich and idle people are rich and unkind landlords, and it is probably the appearance of the person who is full of fat just now." So, you still have to have money and leisure to have a cat for progressives? It's harder to meow than to pick a bone in an egg!"

It whined, suddenly realized its gaffe, quickly took a deep breath, and said to itself: "The complaint is too strong to prevent the intestines from breaking, and the scenery should be long-term." Sooner or later, a pervert like that will cut itself off from the meows!"

"Little ghost, you also make a statement, what kind of person do you want to bring you home?" it nudged the yellow and white kitten, and deliberately avoided mentioning the word "master".

The yellow and white kitten shook its head ignorantly, as if it didn't understand what it meant.

It's no wonder that the yellow and white kittens are stray cats from birth and have never had much contact with people at all.

Thinking about this, Vladimir felt even more tricky, he couldn't stand on the street and confirm everyone's eyes, so as to meet the "eye edge" that Zhang Zi'an said, right? Not to mention that the eyes of this yellow and white kitten were very erratic, looking here and there for a while.

Vladimir was not discouraged, but a little anxious, because he had made an appointment with the other stray cats for the meeting time and place, and although the stray cat's concept of time was questionable, it still did not want to be late.

"Let's try again one last time, this time with all the certainty that you have money, you have leisure, and you have to be progressives -- the standards of the first two can be lowered appropriately, but the last point cannot be compromised! Even if it takes a little more time, you must succeed the first time!" it formulated its course of action this time.

But where can such a person be found?

Vladimir was in trouble when he suddenly saw a private car parked on the side of the road in front of him, and a young girl leisurely walked out of the car.

Even if it didn't know the brand of the luxury car, or the name tag on her body, it could at least see that the material, workmanship, and design of the clothes were extraordinary, and that there was just the right amount of luxury in the plainness, and that the glittering metal and gemstone ornaments on her fingers and wrists made it sure that she must be a rich man.

As the saying goes, "each other is born from the heart", this girl has a good face and a good temperament, at least she doesn't look as perverted as "platelets".

She also had a cell phone in her hand, but she didn't stare at it, only glancing down when the message beep sounded, humming softly and walking towards a nearby high-end apartment.

Vladimir had scouted the route and knew that this high-end apartment was one of the top apartments in the city of Primorye, and although it was not as conspicuous as the townhouses and garden houses, the security measures in this apartment were very tight, and if you were not the residents of the apartment, it was difficult to blend in, and it was specially prepared for those who liked to live in the city center.

It immediately made up its mind, half-dragging and half-dragging the yellow and white kitten towards the young girl, and had to stop her before she could enter the apartment, or else it would be troublesome.

Even if this girl is full of the low-level fun of a little bourgeois, she can only endure it.

As soon as the young girl stepped on the steps in front of the apartment, a dark shadow suddenly flickered in the corner of her eye, startling her, thinking that there was a bad guy.

However, there were only two cats that actually jumped up the steps, one big and one small, the big one was blue and the small one was yellow-white, and the blue one would always tug at the hair on the back of its neck when the yellow-white one could not come up.

"Oops!

She covered her mouth, and her eyes immediately turned into starry eyes.

Vladimir thinks there is a play, this girl has feelings for cats, and the next thing is to see if she is a progressive.

It pushed the yellow and white kitten and signaled to start selling cuteness.

The yellow and white kitten is also experienced, although I don't understand why I want to sell cute, but I still lie on the ground, revealing a soft belly, and meow twice by the way.

"What should I do, I really want to touch it!" she was like a child with a toy in front of her but couldn't play with it, and she was so anxious that she almost cried.

Vladimir was a little puzzled when he heard this, he touched it if he wanted to, of course he couldn't touch it in vain, he had to take it home after touching it, and anything that wasn't touched for the purpose of taking it home was a hooligan!

It can be seen that she is trying her best to resist the urge to touch it, and she is almost uncontrollable.

She bit her lower lip, picked up her phone and sent a voice message.

"Xiaoxue, I found two cats at the door of my apartment, what should I do?

Within a few seconds, the phone received a reply.

Another young girl's voice came from the speaker, succinctly saying, "Don't touch it!"

"Just touch it, can't you?" she didn't give up, twisting her body and begging, "It should be okay just to touch it, right?"

Another girl replied, "No, Sister Weiwei, you have to be conscious of being an allergy patient! Do you want to be hospitalized again after touching the cat? If you want to touch it, go home and touch the Xisen cat at your house, and touch it as much as you want!"

Vladimir's heart is half cold, this girl already has a cat at home?

"But I want to touch it!" the girl said as she sneezed loudly, and then rubbed her nose in pain, the tip of which seemed to be red.

"Sister Weiwei, go home quickly, or I'll call your mother and ask her to come downstairs to pick you up!" the other girl urged in a stern tone.

"Good...... All right...... Ahh

"I'm sorry, kitten. She said bitterly to Vladimir and the yellow and white kittens: "I like cats very much, but I am allergic to cats, I can only see but not touch, if possible, I really want to take you home......"

As she spoke, she took out two cans of cat food from her handbag, opened them and put them on the ground, "Come and eat." If I can see you here tomorrow morning, I'll bring you canned food again. ”

This person is also quite strange, obviously allergic to cats, why do you have to carry canned cat food with you? It's like a special preparation for meeting stray cats on the road, maybe as she said herself, she really likes cats.

She found that Vladimir didn't eat canned food, so she left all two cans for the yellow and white kitten to eat, and sighed: "When the elder brother really takes care of the younger brother!"

Vladimir: "......" What kind of eyes do you have?

"You have to be good, be careful when you walk on the road, don't get hit by a car...... I'll go first, otherwise Xiaoxue might really call my mother......" She turned around three times and reluctantly entered the high-end apartment.

The yellow and white kitten is small, and the amount of food is not small at all, and it may have been hungry before, not only ate two cans, but also licked the bottom of the cans.

"Eat, eat, eat, just eat! Don't lick the bottom of the can!"

Vladimir grabbed the hair from the back of its neck and picked it up. This action was learned from Zhang Zi'an, because I heard him say that the area on the back of the cat's neck is very special, no matter how well-behaved the cat is, as long as he pinchs the back of the neck and lifts it up, he will be well-behaved like a doll.

Of course, with Fina in the store, no matter how stubborn the cat is, it will be quiet when it enters the store, so Zhang Zi'an does not have many opportunities to use this technique.

One day, Vladimir was on the second floor next door and saw a naughty Abyssinian cat cub trying to sneak out of the crack in the door while the clerk came in to feed, and the mother cat grabbed the cub by the back of the neck and took it back, and the naughty cub who was so naughty that it was suffering from ADHD fell limply on all fours when it was held, as if there was no room for struggle and resistance.

Vladimir was surprised at the time, why did the cub just let the mother cat bite it?

Zhang Zi'an explained to him, saying that the area on the back of the cat's neck is very special, once it is grasped or pinched, it is like being "pointed", so that the kitten cannot struggle and move.

As for the reason, there are different opinions at present, and there is no unified explanation, and there are two main schools: one is that the area of the back of the neck has no nerves, and it is the so-called "dead meat", whether it is held or pinched, there is no pain, and the other is that this is a special nerve reflex, because feline mammals have been holding their cubs here for millions of years, and after the cubs are picked up, they have a conditioned reflex - "I have been picked up, so be honest at this time" , just like a baby who is picked up and shaken when crying will slowly stop crying, it is also a conditioned reflex written in genes.

The former is the traditional old-fashioned statement, while the latter is the presumption of scientific research in recent years, so perhaps the latter is more reliable.

When Vladimir learned about it, he took this knowledge to heart, and tonight was the first time he really tried it, and sure enough, every time he pinched the back of his neck and picked up this uneasy yellow and white kitten, it obediently remained motionless.

I wonder if there is a special area on the back of the neck of the cat god statue?

I wonder if I have a special area on the back of my neck?

Vladimir was curious, but after all, he couldn't grab the back of his neck and lift himself up, which was against the laws of nature, so he had to wait until he had the opportunity to figure it out later.

"Little ghost, it seems that there is no way, you don't have to always ask everyone to wait for me, then you can go with me, and by the way, see the world, just take it as a ...... Let's love meowism education. ”

Vladimir put the yellow and white kitten on the ground, gently poked its head with the tip of his paws, and then looked up at the height of the moon, estimating that it was not too early, and decided that he could not continue to rub against the yellow and white kitten, and must quickly join the large army.

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