"The Holy Hand of Stripping is online. "Li Feng just sent a message, I am poor B, and I sent a voice message to the live broadcast room group.

Li Feng couldn't wait to kick through the two provinces with one kick. "Wait for the live broadcast of the show at half past five, if you are interested, you can take a look. ”

"Wow, wow, wow, Fengzi is going to take off a beautiful woman this time for everyone to see. ”

"Pit daddy, if Fengzi dares to do this, I guess he will die in the live broadcast room tomorrow. ”

"Hahaha, just kidding. ”

"Half past five, absolutely squatting. ”

Li Feng talked with everyone for a while, and the time for the stage show here was almost up. "Teacher Li, it's time for you to prepare. ”

"Hard. ”

Li Feng nodded, tidy up the tools, the magician must have some equipment, otherwise it will look strange.

Now Li Feng is a great magician in the countryside, and he is playing either fruit or steamed buns, and then there are sweets, and this time he plans to play a fresh one.

"It's really a magic brother, so handsome. ”

"Interpretive master of clothing, you are so handsome. ”

"Hahaha, master stripper. ”

A wave of stripping masters, Li Feng's face darkened when he heard this, Nima and these guys were deliberately angry with themselves.

The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter, Nima and these people are even more ruthless than the live broadcast room. "Master stripper, Fengzi's new nickname is so loud that children can be scared to pee when they hear it. ”

"That is, who is not afraid of a master stripper in the winter. ”

"Hahaha. ”

Fortunately, Li Feng didn't know that he was hacking himself in the live broadcast room. "Good evening, everyone. ”

Li Feng stretched out his hand, and everyone retreated in unison, this scene directly detonated the scene, and the audience laughed at themselves for a while.

Not to mention the audience, even some leaders of the business center are happy. "Mr. Li's prestige is really not small. ”

The corners of Yuzu's mouth twitched, and his heart said I'll go, it's so hanging, Fengzi will probably want to die, that's right, Li Feng can't wait to strip off all the two pens in the audience and throw them into the Yangtze River to take a bath.

"Huh. ”

Li Feng will be helpless, forget it, don't worry about you, Wukong and Xiao Bu came up with an opening dance, and the atmosphere came up with Qiuqiu and Panda Girl, and the atmosphere exploded.

"What a panda?"

"It's so cute, chubby, it's the first time I've been so close to a panda. ”

"Mommy, Mommy, panda dancing. ”

The mobile phone flashed to take pictures, shoot videos, not to mention the audience, some employees in the commercial center couldn't help but take out their mobile phones to take pictures. The supervisor in charge of the business center said that 200,000 yuan is not a loss, and as soon as the panda appeared, it was too popular.

Wait for the circle of friends, there must be more people, the panda performance time is extended a little, Qiuqiu and the panda girl learn Li Feng to play magic, of course, the play is full of flaws, but the audience is happy to watch, applause continues, laughter continues.

There is also a group of children buying all kinds of books and fruits, candy to the stage, Li Feng does not refuse, the commercial center also specially prepared fruit cakes, as well as fresh bamboo shoots, panda girl and Qiuqiu are not polite, while eating and playing.

It can amuse the children, when it comes to selling cuteness, there is no animal that can compare to the panda, especially Qiuqiu and the panda girl are now round and bulging, the hair is cleaned every day, not to mention, drinking super fat water, and the fur is shiny.

Compared to the pandas in the zoo, that are celebrities and ordinary people, children giggle funny, and adults are reluctant to put it down when their wrists are sore. "Wow, the panda has made an apple. ”

"It's really conjured. ”

Li Feng stood on the side, and said in his heart, that is, he helped cheat.

This scene stunned everyone, incredible, it was really played. "Pandas who know magic?"

"It's worth it. ”

The director in charge of reception in the business center couldn't wait to jump out and shouted, and the grapefruit next to this person was also confused. "When will the panda also do magic, why didn't Fengzi tell me. ”

I knew it earlier, I must add money, just kidding, the commercial performance panda is the only one, not to mention, but also to perform magic, unique in the world, yes, 300,000 is absolutely cheap and nothing to say. "Miss Chen, I didn't expect these two pandas to really do magic. ”

"yes, I'm not proficient in what I just learned. ”

Yuzu Xin said, this fat man is proud, it's really a big loss, I must talk to Fengzi when I turn around, I must tell myself in advance what kind of ability I have, otherwise what a good opportunity to raise the price, this is lost.

The audience in the live broadcast room was also confused, with a wave of confused expressions.

"I'll go, I'm not dazzled, Qiuqiu has turned into an apple?"

"Nima, Panda Magician, this is heaven. ”

"It's really fake, I can't believe it. ”

"It's awesome, it must have been taught by Fengzi. ”

It's so good, Chen Xiao, who is starting the live broadcast, slapped his thigh hard. "This video must be obtained, it will definitely be popular, the magic panda is absolutely unique in the world. ”

Not to mention panda magicians, animal magicians have never heard of a few, the audience screamed constantly, it was worth coming, Li Feng didn't expect a small idea to make such a big move.

Looking at the excited and screaming audience in the audience, Li Feng muttered, looking at the excited audience, he was afraid that these people would climb onto the stage. "Kaede. Yuzu gestured to Li Feng, and it was over.

Li Feng nodded, but this will make the audience too excited, Li Feng wants the panda to come down, and the audience may not be happy. "Come on, come on, Wukong, Xiao Budian, Qiuqiu, Panda Sister will send candy to everyone. ”

A wave of candy was sent down, and finally the crowd was comforted a lot, Li Feng started his own performance, how to say that he took the money and didn't perform something, it was really a bit sorry for others. "Brother Magic, continue to deliver candy?"

"No, the candy is gone. ”

Li Feng said with a smile. "But on a cold day, Fengzi will send some hot meat buns for everyone to taste. ”

"Meat buns. ”

"You're welcome. ”

As he spoke, Li Feng pinched a steaming bun and appeared in his hand. "I've sent you, this audience, is one enough?"

"Then there will be no more one. ”

This one is cooperative, Li Feng smiled. "Okay, stretch out your hand, okay, here. ”

Li Feng's fingers were a little in the palm of this person's palm, and as soon as he pinched it, a hot bun came out. "Scalding. "This one hurriedly carried the bun, it was really hot.

"Wow, that's a hot bun. ”

"It smells so good. ”

Li Feng sent more than ten buns in one go, and Yuzu couldn't laugh or cry when he saw it, this person really caught up with the buns.

"That's it for the buns. ”

Li Feng said with a smile. "The next magic trick requires a small favor from an audience. ”

"Okay, it's up to you. ”

Saying that, Li Feng pointed a little finger, and not far from the stage, a girl in a yellow down jacket. "No, I'm not a thief. ”

"Poof. ”

"Hahaha, Fengzi's fingers are too powerful, they scare other little girls. ”

Li Feng was stunned. "Don't get me wrong, girl. ”

"Then I don't take off my clothes. ”

Li Feng's face was dark, what are you kidding, I am that kind of person, besides, sister, with your size, it is not easy to undress. This fat sister doesn't want to forget it, Li Feng is not good to be tough and let people come up.

"Okay then, how about that friend over there, right the friend you wore the hat?"

Li Feng pointed casually, who knew this finger, the young man with the hat paused, and immediately turned around to run. "What's going on?" Li Feng was stunned, has Nima himself been so awesome that both men and women are killed?

The ghost cried and howled, is it necessary, Li Feng was stunned. "What's going on?"

"I'll go, my wallet. ”

"Ah, my phone, stop. ”

"What's wrong?"

Li Feng didn't react for a while.

"Thief?"

Li Feng was really stunned, and the others were also stunned.

"I'll go, Kaedeko's luck. "The audience in the live broadcast room is also confused, and there are thieves, this is planning to do it against Fengzi.

"Do you think Kaede can see it, or is it luck? ”

"I don't really know about this, but the girl can't be a thief too. ”

"It's possible. ”

"I can't say for sure, Fengzi may have just seen it. ”

It's really a thief, Li Feng really doesn't know if he's lucky, or God is joking, he just wanted to find someone to help him perform, but he found a thief.

It's really a thief, the director in charge of reception in the commercial center also reacted, and immediately let the security guards who had reacted chase after him, thief, this kind of person is the most disgusting in the commercial center.

"Mr. Li, what a thief nemesis. ”

The reception director of the business center smiled and said to Yuzu, Yuzu looked confused, it was really a thief, this is too coincidental, no joke. This thief is deliberate.,Come to find fault.,Encounter a thief in the morning performance.,You can still meet in the evening performance.。

The thieves went out collectively to commit crimes, this is the Thieves' Day, and the thieves of the New Year have also reached the harvest period, but this luck is too bad, but Fengzi won't really see it, Yuzu is also very confused.

At this time, Li Feng was completely speechless, and he went to see it himself, if he wanted to talk about running, Li Feng was still quite good. "Brother Magic is so fast. ”

"It's going to take off. ”

The thief looked back and shuddered when he didn't start running, and the stripper came. "Tell me you run a ball. Li Feng grabbed the goods and lifted it himself. "Don't move, or I'll skin you." ”

The thief shuddered when he heard this, why was Nima so unlucky, when he met this, Li Feng was actually confused, and when he returned to the stage, the fat girl was about to cry just now, and she was surrounded by everyone. "I'm not a thief. ”

"Girl, it's useless to say it's useless, let's wait for the police to come. ”

"That's right, girl, or we'll see what the magician has to say, or when the magician returns." ”

Okay, Li Feng couldn't cry or laugh, he pointed at it casually, but this luck casually handed over the thief to the security guard, took out a few wallets and mobile phones and handed them to the security guard. "Don't be embarrassed about this girl, I just took it easy, don't get this girl wrong. ”

"Are you alright?"

Li Feng didn't ask, but he cried when he asked. "Don't, wipe your tears, do me a favor?"

"Hmm. ”

The fat girl in yellow nodded, and when she came to the stage, Li Feng took out two pieces of red paper and handed them to the girl with a smile. "Help me hold the red paper, hold it, and show it to everyone. ”

"What are you doing with Kaede?"

"Yes, this is a couplet without words?"

The audience was also curious, Li Feng smiled, gestured with his hands, the girl was stunned, she always felt that something was wrong with the paper in her hand, and when she looked down, the whole person was stunned, frightened, and an incredible expression appeared on the girl's face.

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