early morning

Liu Guofang, director of the Department of Materials, came to the office and started his day's work, but his butt was not yet sitting, and he suddenly received a phone call, which was from Wang Xiong, deputy director of the Institute of Materials Technology of the Chinese Academy of Sciences.

"Wang?" Director Liu was in a good mood and asked with a smile, "Did you ask Xu Mang about it?"

"You..."

"You know?" Deputy Director Wang said helplessly: "I said... This Xu Mang... It's a bit bold!"

"No!"

"Not only is he bold, but he's also thick-skinned, very, very skinny. Director Liu said: "How can I describe it to you... If it weren't for the school's constraints, I'm afraid he would have started to be lawless long ago. ”

Deputy Director Wang smiled bitterly and said silently: "It seems that this constraint... It's loose. ”

Yes?

What do you mean?

Wrong wrong... Why did Wang Suo's words carry a sense of helplessness?

"Wang?"

"What's going on?" Director Liu asked solemnly, "Is it related to Xu Mang's kid?"

"You haven't turned on the computer yet, have you?" Deputy Director Wang sighed: "You can open the computer connected to the database now... Why am I helpless now? ”

really

It has something to do with this kid!

Hang up the phone,

Director Liu turned on his work computer, and after entering the password, he saw his computer desktop. It's nothing.

After a minute,

Suddenly, a system message pops up.

"Poisoned?"

"How is that possible?" Director Liu frowned and glanced at the text on it.

Outcome...

Director Liu was almost not so angry that he was hospitalized.

Boy...

That's how this kid asks for money?

No wonder I felt a little crazy when I saw his smile yesterday, he was planning to stop being a man!

Make a call,

"Hello?"

"Still sleeping?" Director Liu roared angrily, "How did you fall asleep? At this time, you are asleep? Come to my office immediately!"

At this point,

Xu Mang looked at the interrupted call with a confused expression.

What's wrong?

It feels like you've eaten gunpowder.

"What's the matter?" Yang Xiaoman nestled in Xu Mang's arms, raised his head in a daze, and asked, "Who called?"

"Director Liu of the Department of Materials. ”

"Scolded me early in the morning... I don't even know what's going on. Xu Mang sighed: "I'll go first... You don't have a class in the morning, do you?"

"Hmm..."

Words fall,

Yang Xiaoman slept again.

...

Standing at the door of Director Liu's office, Xu Mang took a deep breath, then pushed the door and entered the office.

At the first glance when he came in, Xu Mang saw that Director Liu's expression was a little dark, and the black was a little terrifying, Xu Mang knew that he might be wiped out next, and whether he could save the day depends on his own improvisation.

In terms of immediate response, Xu Mang has his own unique understanding to respond to all changes without change.

"Director Liu..."

"I'm sorry, I was wrong. Xu Mang shrank his head and said with guilt, although he didn't know what he was wrong with, but he would admit his mistake first.

"Do you say you're doing human resources?" Director Liu glared at Xu Mang.

Xu Mang was even more confused, and asked cautiously, "I..."

"What are you?"

"Do you still have complaints?" Director Liu said angrily: "Just now, the deputy director of the Institute of Materials Technology of the Academy of Sciences called me, and I'm afraid the whole country knows about it now." ”

it!

What's going on all over the country?

"Director Liu?"

"What's that... I seem to be pretty honest lately. Xu Mang said: "I didn't do anything bad. ”

Director Liu: ???

This...

Case

What does it mean to come up with 'I was wrong'?

Don't know the feelings yet?

"Strategic price increase!" Director Liu reminded, "Remember?"

Oh!

So that's it.

Xu Mang breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "Oops... Director Liu, you scared me to death, I thought something was wrong... That's right, it's going to go up. ”

I...

How did he manage to add money so justifiably?

Crazy, right?

"Do you know how influential you are?" Director Liu said: "Now so many universities and research institutions remember your name. ”

"No!"

"I wrote above that it was for hardware upgrades. Xu Mang said helplessly: "According to the calculation, if the hardware upgrade is not carried out, the database will collapse at the end of December, and the impact will be even greater." ”

That's right...

But it's embarrassing for this hardcore to ask for money.

Director Liu didn't know what to do for a while.

"Director Liu, I think you're too worried. Xu Mang smiled: "The software itself is incidental content, and it is not provided for free, they can choose not to use it, and this money is to upgrade the first database, not the second one." ”

At this point,

Director Liu's landline rang.

It's the principal.

“...”

“...”

Director Liu said helplessly: "Look at what you did well, now the principals have come to me." ”

Xu Mang: Embarrassed

"Hello?"

"Director Liu... What did Xu Mang do again?" the principal asked, "My phone was blown up in the morning. ”

"I..."

"It's... The principal is like this. Director Liu was about to speak, but the principal directly interrupted him.

"Wait a minute. ”

"The Ministry of Science and Technology called. ”

Words fall,

Hang up directly.

Finished

The Ministry of Science and Technology has called.

"Still laughing?"

"Now the principal is carrying the black pot for you!" Director Liu glanced at him and said helplessly.

A minute later,

The principal called again.

"Give the phone to Xu Mang!"

"Good. ”

Followed by

Xu Mang was criticized and educated.

afterwards

"You kid!" The principal said with a wry smile: "The staff of the Ministry of Science and Technology said that this is their negligence, forgetting that the database needs to upgrade the hardware from time to time, and the follow-up funds will arrive soon, you kid don't mess with me again!"

Xu Mang:( ̄△ ̄;)

No way!

It's so innocent, I was scolded for nothing.

"Headmaster!"

"I was injured by mistake just now, right?" Xu Mang asked with a confused face: "Didn't this money arrive, why did you still scold me?"

"Your father-in-law grew up watching me, can't I criticize you for a few words?" The principal said helplessly: "Go back and think about it, and then issue a written review, will the review be written?"

"Uh..."

"An innate skill. Xu Mang said with a smile.

Back to the dormitory,

Xu Mang began to write a review book, as the master of writing a review book all year round, Xu Mang has a set of review formulas, and in a few minutes, a written review is completed.

Not bad,

The power is not reduced back then!

Alas?

Saying... Do you want to apologize to the user?

Xu Mang thought about it for a long time, and finally decided to send a system message to the users who used the intelligent synthesis software.

however

Xu Mang thought about it again and felt that this behavior was a bit cheap.

Pregnant!

A minute later,

All computers with intelligent synthesis software installed received a system pop-up message.

Hello:

Happy April Fool's Day!

- Humor from a software engineer.

Half an hour later,

Xu Mang completed a second entry into the palace.

In the principal's office,

“...”

“...”

Xu Mang looked at the principal of Fuda, and the principal of Fuda looked at Xu Mang, neither of them spoke.

ultimately

Xu Mang lost this patience game, silently took out the review book from his trouser pocket, handed it to the principal, and said cautiously: "Principal... This is my review, two copies, please read it. ”

...

There are three days left until the competition.

Xu Mang honestly went to the training classroom, sat in the corner and slept alone, after his efforts in the past few days, the math skill value has reached nearly 10,000 points, which is more than enough to deal with a magic capital college student math competition.

Of course

With Xu Mang's current mathematical ability, even if he doesn't borrow the system to cheat, it is appropriate to get the top five, but he likes to be the first.

"Xu Mang?"

"Come over here. ”

I don't know when, Director Ouyang of the Department of Mathematics appeared beside Xu Mang, woke up Xu Mang, who was lying on the table, and said with a serious face: "Go wash your face." ”

"Oh..."

Xu Mang touched the corner of his mouth, good guy... Is it drinking too much water?

soon

The two of them stood in the hallway and had a soul exchange.

"Xu Mang. ”

"Do you have the confidence to win the first place in the team competition with Fuda?" asked Director Ouyang.

"Director Ouyang!"

"As long as Xiao Man and I are here, all the first prizes will be packaged!" Xu Mang patted his chest and said triumphantly: "Xiao Man and I took all the awards that year, from the Ning City Olympiad to the Zhejiang Provincial Olympiad. ”

For this legend,

Director Ouyang heard it later, so he attached great importance to this competition, the best ranking in the past was the third place in the team and the fourth place in the individual, but this time Director Ouyang has a big appetite and points to all the first places.

It's all of them!

Just because he has Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman in his hands.

"It's okay to have confidence!" Director Ouyang nodded and smiled: "Actually... One more thing I have, have you really studied math?"

"Huh?"

"What do you mean?" asked Xu Mang.

"A mathematician always has to prove some problems so that life can be meaningful. Director Ouyang said: "For example, when I study stochastic partial differential equations, Xu Mang... Your math needs a direction. ”

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and said silently: "Director Ouyang... I'll tell you the truth, don't criticize me. ”

"Say it. Director Ouyang nodded: "How can I criticize you." ”

"Actually, I don't like math at all. Xu Mang smiled bitterly: "You should know, Teacher Teng of Jiang University has looked for me several times, but I have refused. ”

“...”

Xu Mang doesn't like mathematics, Ouyang Fei has heard of it, but he can't understand why a person who doesn't like mathematics has such a high talent in the field of mathematics.

"Don't waste your talent. Director Ouyang said: "Solving any problem sometimes makes civilization take a big step forward. ”

"Oh..."

Xu Mang didn't want to solve the so-called Riemann conjecture, mass gap problem, turbulence problem and other world-class problems, but ... The system told him that he needed to improve his attributes, and if he guessed correctly, it should be intelligence.

"Director Ouyang, I plan to study in the future..."

Then

Xu Mang's phone rang.

It was Professor Fan's call.

"Xu Mang!"

"We made it!"

......