Chapter 17 Eighteen Palms of the Cottage Closed
On this day, a young man with his hair cut into a mushroom head came to the teahouse.
The mushroom head said to Qi Binxuan: "I have severe obsessive-compulsive disorder. I always forget if I closed the door or not, so I have to go back every time to have a look. Sometimes I have to go back three or four times. β
Qi Bin said: "This is indeed a common phenomenon. Sometimes I can't remember if I locked the door. β
Mushroom Head continued: "So I thought of a way, every time before closing the door, make a move, lunge punches, and use your body to strengthen your memory." I forgot if it was time to close the door, so I wanted to do a lunge punch, and then when I thought about it, I didn't have to go back to see it. β
"That's a good idea. β
But after a few days, it didn't work again. β
"What's wrong?" Qi Binxuan asked.
"I'm starting to forget if I'm doing lunges. The mushroom head continued, "But it's okay, I'm smart." I added another action, and the black tiger pulled out his heart. But after a few days......"
"Did you forget if you did these two actions again?" Qi Bin asked with a grin.
"yes. After that, I'll add an action every once in a while. This is all added to the eighteenth movement. Look, I'll show you that. Saying that, the mushroom head hit a set of punches.
The first move, the body retreats quickly, the dantian sinks, lunges and dragons, and shoots down with both palms. The second move, squatting under the shaking feet, King Kong pounding the vertebrae, bending to stretch, first receiving and then sending. The third move, step back sideways, swing down with both palms, collect it from the bottom, and attack it from above. It has been hit until the eighteenth move, like a bird flying, with both palms bright and dark, up and down, and one into one blow. Not to mention, this punch is really tigery.
The mushroom head laughed self-deprecatingly: "This is simply a copycat version of the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descent." Then I gave it a name called Eighteen Palms of the Closed Door. β
"Not bad, very interesting. I asked for this tea. I'll make you tea. After Qi Bin made a pot of tea, he sat down and chatted with the mushroom head.
Qi Bin smiled and said, "Your idea is very funny." It seems that you are also a humorous person in life. β
Mushroom said, "It's true, I'm struggling to lock the door." I'm thinking about what I'm going to do when the door closes for a while. β
"That's easy to do. Luo Hongyi, who was cleaning up the table, said with a smile: "Didn't you just close the door with eighteen palms." After that, you can change to poke the door chain leg, and then have a big door slammer, and then there are left and right door piercing hands, or take a rolling pin to break the door stick method, and then come to a flying door and light body exercise. Young man, there are so many years of hard work in China waiting for you to learn. Why can't you close the door? β
Qi Binxuan laughed when he heard it. The mushroom head was also embarrassed by the joke.
Qi Bin diverted the topic: "I heard that some people take a photo after closing the door, or write it down in a notebook. You don't have to go back and watch it, or you can try it too. I think, it may not be safe to take photos, but I don't know if it's locked or not. Just record a video. Close the key and twist it a few times, so you don't remember to look at it. β
The mushroom head asked, "What if I forgot to record the video?"
"Then ββ, I have to suggest that you see a brain or psychiatrist. Qi Binxuan replied seriously.
After that, Qi Binxuan seemed to think of something, and said to the mushroom head: "I suddenly found that your idea is very good. Let's see if I can shoot a commercial or something. When the time comes, if there is income, you will be given some money. β
The mushroom head smiled: "Okay, you can do it." Anyway, at least you are free of tea money this time. It's just that if you don't give it to me, I'll treat this idea as if it only sold a few dozen. β
After the mushroom head left, Luo Hongyi asked, "What are you going to do with this idea?
Qi Binxuan said: "When I was in school, I took advantage of the summer vacation to go to a martial arts academy called 'Liangshan Kung Fu College' on Jingdong East Road to study a summer class. Master Song, the principal of that college, is very nice, and I keep in touch with him often. After the mushroom head said it just now, I thought that if Master Song's martial arts school was to shoot an advertisement, this idea would be very good. It just so happens that I can also take this opportunity to go back to the martial arts school to see Master Song. Take a break and relax. β
Luo Hongyi is also familiar with Qi Binxuan, and he usually jokes from time to time, so he said disdainfully: "I am doing all the chores in this tea house." You just have nothing to do here, drink tea, watch a show, get free of charge, where are you tired, and rest. I think you're just trying to play. β
Qi Binxuan didn't deny it, he smiled.
"By the way, is your commercial fun? Can I watch it too. Luo Hongyi asked.
"What, you're interested, want to show your face?"
"Well, I'm not interested in normal things. But I'm interested in kung fu. β
"Okay, then we'll close the store for a few days, and then go to Jingdong East Road for a few days. Qi Bin said with a final word. Saying that, Qi Binxuan took out his mobile phone and contacted Master Song of the "Liangshan Kung Fu College", saying that he was going to see the master in the next two days.
When he went home in the evening, Qi Binxuan told his parents that he would go out with Luo Hongyi for a few days, and he would need to close the door for a few days when he went to the "Liangshan Kung Fu College". Dad Qi said: "What's the door, I didn't open the store before, I just opened the door during the time you went out." β
The next day, Qi Binxuan and Luo Hongyi got on the high-speed train to Jingdong Road. Sitting on the high-speed train, Luo Hongyi looked at the scenery flying by outside the window, and said to Qi Binxuan: "Sure enough, it is not appropriate to go out behind closed doors, and living in seclusion in a small mountain village has not been conducive to development." You see, this car runs fast and steady, but our village doesn't have this technology. I think that in the early Spring and Autumn period, we represented the highest skills of the country. β
Qi Binxuan sighed with emotion: "Yes, it's not okay to be complacent. For example, the owner of a small business will be eliminated sooner or later if he only looks at the things within his own enterprise and does not open his eyes. Employees of a company, just compare with the people around themselves, see that others are better off than themselves, and begin to stumble and pick things, and the result is definitely not conducive to the development of the company. As everyone knows, the outside world is very big, and we can only develop better by working together. Instead of dragging others back, it's better to run forward together. β
Luo Hongyi glanced at Qi Binxuan: "Isn't it hard to run forward?"
Qi Bin was speechless, this is really a topic terminator!
Luo Hongyi said: "Our village doesn't have its own infighting, so that stumbling people pick things." You don't want to hit a cart of people with a stick. β
Qi Bin said: "Sometimes stumbling blocks can also be good intentions and bad things." For example, Lu Yu wants to come out and see the world. If he hadn't run away, would your village have let him out?"
Luo Hongyi was silent, thinking that it should not be.
Luo Hongyi diverted the topic: "Listening to your explanation, it seems that there is a lot of resentment." After you graduate, you will become a soldier, and after demobilization, you will become a boss, what else can you encounter that will cause you to stumble? It won't have anything to do with your leg injury, is it also a good intention?"
Qi Binxuan thought to himself, it's normal to have a little resentment when you encounter this kind of thing to yourself. But can this kind of thing be a good thing to do badly?
Luo Hongyi looked at Qi Bin and was silent for a long time, remembering that he always talked about him when he asked him about his leg injury, thinking that this might be his sadness, and he didn't want to mention it. So he changed the topic and asked: "This high-speed rail train runs so fast, it's rare that it's so stable." β
Qi Bin smiled and said, "There's a little story here." It is said that when the chief designer of the high-speed rail went to visit overseas, he took the high-speed rail abroad, and the speed was fast, but it was not stable. The chief designer sat all the way and got motion sickness. Therefore, when we built the high-speed railway in the Song Dynasty, we paid special attention to the requirements of stability. This also attracts many foreign tourists to come to China to take the high-speed rail. Did you see the video over there, there was a table tennis ball on the window, just to show that the exercise was stable, and the table tennis ball didn't even move. There is also the one where the glass is filled with water, which basically does not overflow, also to show that the train is not bumpy. β
Luo Hongyi looked around, then pointed to a woman who was patting the window with her mobile phone in one hand, and plucking the strings with the other hand on the window against the wires outside the window and asked, "Does that also prove that the train is stable?"
Qi Binxuan took a look and saw that it was a small video of imitating the action of playing the piano, plus the background sound pretending to be playing the music with two strings. So he smiled and said, "That's not, that's a trill." β
When he arrived at the "Liangshan Kung Fu College", Qi Binxuan handed over some local products he brought. Master Song said politely: "You have the heart to come and see the master, what else do you take." β
Qi Bin smiled and said, "It's not worth much, it's just a little bit of the apprentice's heart." β
Master Song asked Qi Binxuan, "What's wrong with your leg?"
"I was wounded when I was a soldier. He injured his knee and couldn't fully recover, and he was on crutches for walking for a long time. But it's not in the way, it's okay to move freely now, it's just that running and jumping are affected. Qi Bin replied with a smile, his tone full of open-mindedness.
Master Song said: "Although you can't run and jump, you have to pay attention to exercise." I remember that we have a set of Dharma rods in our ancient books of Liangshan, wait for me to find you to practice, it should help you a little. β
"Okay, thank you, master. β
Master Song glanced at Luo Hongyi and asked, "Is this your girlfriend?"
"No, this is the fiancΓ©e of my comrade-in-arms. Because my comrades-in-arms went overseas for peacekeeping, they temporarily worked in my shop. Because she is also from a martial arts family, she knew that I came to find you, master, so she specially came over to see the long insight. β
Master Song waved his hand and said modestly: "I don't have much knowledge, I just learn from each other and learn from each other." Practicing martial arts is to strengthen the body and cultivate one's character. β
Qi Binxuan asked, "Master, how are the students in our academy recently?"
Master Song sighed, "Hey, it's not very good." Now people's hearts are more impetuous, and they all want to learn something fast. Our martial arts are a gradual and unremitting process. Besides, we also pay attention to martial arts and morality, but now young people have a strong sense of self and don't like to preach, so many people around them learn taekwondo and karate. Of course, this should also have something to do with the fact that there are more taekwondo advertisements. β
Qi Bin said with a smile: "I also thought that our Kung Fu Academy also lacks advertising, just in time, I saw an idea in the past two days, so I came to find the master this time." β