Chapter Eighty-Seven: The Broadsword of Labor and Management Has Grown Hungry and Thirsty

"Oh, looking at the version number, it seems to have been updated many times. ”、

As soon as I crossed it, I smelled the sea breeze, and it seemed that the labor and management were directly transmitted to the ground.

It just so happens that the broadsword of labor and management is already hungry and thirsty!

Zhang Gui smiled cruelly and prepared to pull out the magic weapon Guan Dao given by Guan Erye.

"One library, one library!"

Zhang Gui: "!!"

As soon as I turned around, I saw several primitive people who were engaged in primitive activities.

Hiss!

Frolic!

Are primitive people so good at playing?

Wait, these primitives are so short.

“¥%&*¥%......&*!”

The primitive people found Zhang Gui who was observing, and when they pulled it out, they picked up their weapons and shouted at Zhang Gui.

Zhang Gui glanced at the weapon, and tied a piece of iron with a wooden stick, is it a gun? It's so simple, what's the situation?

"System, system, what is this?"

"Seven generations of Jiuzhou. ”

“...... Wait, what's the time?"

"100 BC. ”

Zhang Gui looked at a few short savages with teeth and claws, and sighed.

There is no hope for a big killing.

But what is this P's...... Ahem, it's tradition!

Was the Yayoi period so magical?

Zhang Gui sighed with emotion, and didn't look at the primitive people who tried to prick themselves with iron pieces and sticks.

The main thing is really ugly, small, and you have to shake it off.

Thinking about it, what should we do with these little people?

It doesn't feel good to kill people, just like adults bullying children, and there are hurdles in my heart.

Having said that, is this how Lord Shennong understands that "the value of force is not too high"?

Look at the little guy who is poking himself with a sheet gun, well, it's a little itchy, it stains his clothes, and the other two ......

???

Still working?

it, it's too.

Wait, it seems that labor and management have a trick.

"Oh, by the way, the system, do you have an integrated translation function?"

"Yes, do I need to turn on translation?"

"Yes, yes, hurry. ”

With one hand waving, the short man who was poking at Zhang Gui flew away.

Shoot a fireball and a water ball, and control it to circle around you.

"Ah, Great God!"

All the dwarfs who saw the vision knelt down.

In a world without extraordinary abilities, primitive people with poor imagination feel that there are no more immortals.

endured the nausea, dirty and smelly, how did this primitive man come to be sexual?

For this kind of thing that is beyond the scope of his comprehension, Zhang Gui has no intention of dwelling on it.

"Do you know who this god is?"

Zhang Gui pretended to be forced to take his hands, and came to the ...... with the steps of not recognizing his six relatives Forget it, keep some distance, it's a bit stinky.

Zhang Gui, who stopped after taking a step, casually said something pretending to be forced.

Labor and management don't know who the god is.

"The villain doesn't know, please give the god the name of God, and the little ones will be worshiped day and night!"

The little man lay on his stomach and didn't dare to move.

"Humph!"

Haven't figured it out yet?

Forget it, let's communicate with the Heavenly Dao of this realm first, and pretend to be forced by the way.

"The system will communicate with me about the Heavenly Dao of this world. ”

"Di, the host has applied to communicate with this Fang Tiandao, is it confirmed that communication is needed?"

"Confirm, confirm, bothered!"

In the next second, Zhang Gui in the eyes of the little man seemed to represent Huanghuang Tianwei, and the suffocating coercion directly pressed them all to the ground and didn't dare to move, not even daring to breathe.

Fortunately, it didn't last long, otherwise I was afraid that I would be so scared that I would be suffocated to death.

After learning about the information of this world, it is basically not much different from the history of the main world.

This year, the Huo Hussars who bombed the sky had already been hung up, and General Wei Da was also hanged, so Su Wu and the Huns who were sent to the envoy this year dared to detain them.

"Oh, you can go to the Huns for a wave. ”

Zhang Gui came back to his senses, and the communication with the Heavenly Dao was only a short moment, which had already made him understand the world very well.

Without extraordinary power, the administrator is a salted fish, always sleeping, well, immortal level, a stable little thousand worlds.

"I am ...... Pure Yang True God, you should worship me, believe in me, and obey me. ”

Zhang Gui really wanted to scratch his head, but he was pretending to be forced, and if he had it, he would be pure yang, which was good.

Lu Dongbin sneezed, which bastard talks about labor?

Lin Xiangxi, who was on the other side, wiped his face, if he hadn't been beaten, he really wanted to smoke.

"Do what God commands!"

The little man who gasped for breath and didn't dare to move hurriedly shouted slogans to show his loyalty.

"I am pure yang, and I can't see the yin and damp filth!"

Zhang Guiyi frowned, waved his hand and threw the female primitive far away, but with soft strength, she couldn't fall to death.

"Yes, yes, God is right!"

The god who threw people away without saying a word really frightened the little man.

"You and other men are all yang bodies, and they should not be blended with women's yin bodies, and they are bad for yang energy. ”

Shortie primitive: "!!"

"Then that, the great god, we will ...... if we break the yang energy?"

The great god said that the yang energy was broken, what is the situation?

"Those who are full of yang energy will inevitably enter the pure yang kingdom after death, and will enjoy endless wealth, immeasurable food, and no lifetime, while those who are insufficient yang energy will fall into hell after death and suffer undeservedly. ”

Zhang Gui raised his head forty-five degrees and looked at the sky, as if the so-called kingdom of God was there.

Shortie primitive: "!!"

"What should I do?"

The little man was afraid, and at the same time he longed for the great god to say that there was an endless delicious kingdom of God.

"You must know that Yang and Yang are born together, and real men should be men, how can you play with women!"

Zhang Gui drank it as a head.

"God has a good point!"

The dwarfs nodded yes.

"A real man, just go to the dry road in the blood, the gun must see the blood, the yang blood stains the golden gun, the natural yang energy is greatly advanced, and the kingdom of God is hopeful!"

Zhang Gui said that the children can be taught.

The two dwarfs looked at each other, and their eyes began to look a little wrong.

"This is my artifact - the Pure Yang True Fire Sword! Give it to you, you need to guide the clansmen, follow my teachings, and strive to ascend to the kingdom of God as soon as possible, if you can help more clansmen to ascend to the kingdom of God, I will remember your achievements!"

Zhang Gui took out two red plastic toy swords, this one has a bit of attack power, and it can burst into flames at the touch of a button.

Ahem, it's a small fire, but it's okay to use it as a lighter.

Showing the magic and usage of the artifact, the two dwarfs had bright eyes.

"I will live up to God's trust!"

"Oh yes, the country called the Great Han on the other side of the sea is my people, all of them are born into heaven, you need to be in awe, can you know?"

Zhang Gui commanded majestically.

"Don't dare to offend!"

"If you don't obey me, yin and yang are combined, how can you do it?"

"Uh...... We don't know. ”

"Burn!"

"Yes!"

You, that obscure man, you stayed, and we gave you the method to get rid of yin. ”

The two dwarfs looked at the female dwarf enviously, but they did not dare to disobey the great god, and quickly crawled away respectfully.