Chapter 2 Brother Hu
Wu Bei is also coming to Hainan for the first time, but fortunately, the company's colleagues have always led the line here, and they have a lot of experience and the contact information of acquaintances who have cooperated with her.
She did a lot of homework overnight, and the next day she had to catch up on sleep on the plane, feeling that she had just closed her eyes, and when she opened them again, she had already arrived at her destination.
Wu Bei took off her heavy cotton clothes in the airport toilet and changed into a crisp spring dress, and saw that the airport was decorated with characteristic green plants along the way, and a small brown monkey model squatted on a tree that could not be named, which was very tropical.
When a child on the same flight saw it, he shouted excitedly, asking his father to hold it and touch it, as if to verify whether the monkey could really move.
When I walked to the exit, the humid and warm air rushed to my face, which made my pores relax, and the fatigue caused by staying up late and running around seemed to dissipate a lot.
Wu Bei called the driver, found the location where he parked, and there was still about an hour before the flight of the group passengers landed, she took advantage of this time to chat with the driver for a while, and gave him a bag of special walnuts brought from his hometown.
The driver's surname is Zhao, is an optimistic and enthusiastic middle-aged uncle, looks black and strong, can't stop when he speaks, like a cannon, from his more than ten years of driver career to the attractions and restaurants that locals love to go, and said that the youngest child in the family is in the rebellious period, education problems make him and his wife feel very headache.
It wasn't until the group called to say that the plane had landed that the conversation was temporarily suspended. When Wu Bei went to pick up people, his ears seemed to be echoing with his demonic dialect accent, which couldn't help but be funny, but although this Uncle Zhao was a little nagging, he was still very kind and communicative.
She had ever met the most disgusting driver before, her attitude was yin and yang, and there was always some kind of obscene and rude hint between her words, she would take the opportunity to eat the female tour guide's tofu, and that time Wu Bei even thought about simply picking on her and not doing it, and she didn't want to show her face, and slapped the garbage in front of dozens of people, so that the garbage would not dare to do anything to other people casually in the future. However, in the end, he couldn't hold back and didn't break out in public.
She exhaled softly, every time she went out of the group, it was like rolling dice, there were many factors that would affect the smoothness of the trip, but with a good driver, it would definitely save a lot of effort for the tour guide.
From the passenger information she got in her hands, it is speculated that there is a high probability that there will be no one. There are a total of thirteen people in this line, the oldest is 31 years old, the youngest is only 22 years old, I heard that they are all colleagues in the same department of an Internet company, because the overtime work has been too hard in the recent period, even Chinese New Year's Eve and Spring Festival have no holidays, the company paid for them to come out to relax, which is counted as compensation and also as team building benefits.
People at this age in this position must be highly educated, and generally speaking, they will be more civilized, and if they take a step back, even if they don't want to be civilized and polite, they have to pretend to be serious and generous because of their image in front of their colleagues.
After thinking about it, the mobile phone rang again, and then I saw a group of passengers with large bags and small boxes pouring out of the security gate of No. 7, and the one who walked in front was putting the mobile phone to his ear and looking around, Wu Bei waved at him, and the group immediately walked in her direction.
Out of professional habits, before anyone came to him completely, Wu Bei first raised a kind and unpretentious standard smile, "Hello, Mr. Ding, right? I am your tour guide on this trip, my name is Wu Wu and Wu Bei." ”
Some of the guests laughed in surprise, and one of the young men in a purple T-shirt also quipped, "Don't be nervous, young lady, we are all very kind." ”
Wu Bei was depressed in her heart: What are you stammering? But he just smiled on his face, and then quickly introduced himself, confirmed that there was no problem with the number of guests and identity information in the group, and led them to the car together.
It was already more than six o'clock in the afternoon when I arrived at the hotel, there was no other itinerary for this day, and after arranging for the group to check in, Wu Bei declined Uncle Zhao's proposal to take her own ride and walked to the accommodation.
Sanya is really a very comfortable city, the temperature is suitable, the green belt in the city is many and beautiful, and more importantly, it is clean, there are almost no peel debris and unknown liquids all over the street, Wu Bei wanted to take a few more photos along the road and send them to the circle of friends, but after fiddling with the camera for a while, he didn't get satisfied, and he couldn't help but get irritable again.
At this time, the mobile phone "buzzed" a series of vibrations, Wu Bei clicked into the WeChat message and looked, a close-up photo of a middle-aged man with an obscene expression, a face full of acne pits, a bald head, and a big belly immediately crashed into his eyes.
The effect of these characteristics together was too shocking, Wu Bei's pupils contracted for a while when she was stimulated, and decisively gave up being a beautiful woman who faced the world with gentleness and kindness, and knocked out a sentence in obedience: "My eyes hurt so much, am I going to be blind???"
Almost at the same time, Wu Fei also replied in the group: "You can not love, please don't hurt." ”
The group name of this group is "Emei faction", there are a total of five people, including Wu Bei, all of whom are friends from childhood to adulthood, although they rarely have the opportunity to get together since work, but they often share their lives with each other in the group, gags, just like when they were at school.
As for the origin of the group name, it is very simple and crude, because the five of them are five singles, and all of them have a gap period of more than two years. Originally, it was originally intended to be called "Nunnery", but when they were the teacher Deng Wenyin with the highest level of Chinese, they thought that the name was not good, with a sad and sad taste, and the "Emei School" was different, and it sounded very heroic and martial arts. Everyone unanimously agreed and highly praised Mr. Deng's literary taste.
The person who sent the photo is called Yang Yitong, a standard beauty, thin and tall, with exquisite facial features, walking in an art genre, singing, painting and dancing are all excellent, graduated from high school for many years, and the alma mater forum selects the school flower every year, and it is inevitable to put out her ancient photos for comparison, quite a bit "although my sister has withdrawn from the rivers and lakes, there is always a legend of my sister in the rivers and lakes", so several friends with good relationships privately jokingly called her "Yang Xian'er".
Yang Xian'er is a resident singer in a bar in the imperial capital, with hundreds of thousands of fans on Weibo, and she is also a small Internet celebrity.
The working environment and her own conditions are there, and the boyfriend she talked about when she was studying can form a football team in total, and everyone didn't expect her to be able to leave the window empty for two years. Yang Yitong herself is very clear, she said that when she went to school, she was all based on her mood, she was happy to be together, and if she was unhappy, she was separated, and the most serious thing was decadence for ten days and a half months, and she sent a few sad or angry words to express her emotions, without much concern, and without any big trouble.
But after entering the society, especially in this kind of night work, the people you come into contact with are mixed, you don't know if those glamorous rich second generations are drug addicts, infectious diseases, and don't know if they call you brothers and sisters in person, and the smiling ones will turn around and cheat your ID card to borrow usury or buy insurance.
In the area where she was alone, she could catch a handful of similar examples in one catch, so she would rather be cautious and lonely from the beginning than cry and scramble to get justice after being unlucky.
This time, this old bald scoop really made her sick enough, so she couldn't help but post it to the group to complain. The old bald lady is in his fifties this year, and his son is as old as Yang Yitong, and he always wants to hook up with young girls everywhere. Hook up, hook up, if you take what you need, you and I want others to have nothing to say, the problem is that this old bald scoop is picky and bad, and he got a hotel girl pregnant before, and he is not willing to take responsibility, nor is he willing to pay 100,000 yuan for abortion and follow-up nutrition, and he also bites back and says that the girl blackmailed and ruined his reputation, and he took advantage of the law to get people into prison.
Now that it hasn't been long since the matter passed, he couldn't hold back his nature again, and continued to be romantic, and this time he also set the target on Yang Yitong, running to the store or pestering on WeChat in three days. Of course, Yang Yitong couldn't make him satisfied, but at the same time, he didn't dare to tear his face directly, so he had to smile on the surface, and deal with it temporarily in his heart, hoping that he could be checked quickly, go bankrupt and fall, and then she would definitely open champagne to celebrate, and at the worst of all, it was okay to quickly shift her attention to others, as long as she didn't come to harass herself again.
The five of them discussed for a long time about the old bald lady and the he made, of course, this did not play a role in promoting his bankruptcy, and finally had to tell Yang Xian'er to be more careful, and to protect himself in the field.
After this talk, Yang Xian'er's mood changed a lot, and she asked casually: "What are the sisters doing recently, let's hear about it?"
Dafei: "None. ”
Liu Jiaxin: "Plain as water. ”
Mr. Deng: "Recently, I opened a new topic with my supervisor, 'Research on the Accumulation of Nitrite in Different Soils', are you interested in learning more about it?"
Yang Xian'er: Kneel on the ground and beg for mercy .gif
Dafei: No, no, no, no.gif
Liu Jiaxin: The level of education is not supported.
Wu Bei sent out a message slowly: "I came to Hainan today to join the group and met Brother Hu." ”
“!!!!!”
"It's really fake!!"
"Oh my god!!"
The group exploded all of a sudden.