672: I should be able to cry for a long time if I punch down
Zhang Yang will also be happy to continue to talk about this topic, Yao Jun obviously doesn't want to talk about finding a girlfriend, and he is constantly changing the topic, so he really has nothing to do in the boring time in the morning, so he just continues this topic as a tea party.
"Just now, someone actually asked why you want to go to the toilet before leaving? and even said that you don't feel what to do? I have to say that you don't know how to live, since you have already got free tea, then you must empty your stomach and go home to drink more, otherwise you can't waste it!"
"I'll go!!"
"Hee-hee!"
Yes, Zhang Yang's serious explanation can be regarded as completely laughing at the three people next to him, Yao Jun himself didn't expect that he felt that it seemed normal to leave the toilet from the hotel, and he couldn't go out and then find a public toilet, but how did it become like this in Zhang Yang's mouth?
"Boss, what kind of strange knowledge are you talking about all day long, I went to the hotel to take my sister to see a doctor, and the two of us are in one room, what about other women?
Besides, even if I really find a young lady to go to that or something, I can't take the tea to the toilet and leave, it's too much, although I'm a straight man, but I haven't reached this point. ”
Yao Jun will understand this, their boss obviously found that he didn't want to talk about his girlfriend, so he simply made this topic a joke to talk about, and the relationship has changed the channel.
Zhang Yang pretended to be surprised and glanced at Yao Jun, then smiled, then raised his hand and shook his fingers.
"It's not impossible for you to do this kind of thing, and we can't do this kind of thing, take the tea, go to the toilet, if you have the ability, you can do something." ”
Yao Jun is crazy, if you change the channel, you can change the channel, can you not ask me, how do I know what to do next? But he still subconsciously cooperated and asked.
"What are you doing?"
As a result, Zhang Yang, this guy actually said it confidently.
"Of course, when you leave, let the young lady help you get a little together, how much free tea can one person take?"
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"Poof, a proper straight man, not just Yao Jun, why do I feel that Brother Yang is also a straight man?"
"2333, such a good opportunity, I just want to ask the young lady to help get free tea together?"
"It's a real hammer, it must be Brother Yang who is chased by Xiao Man, just with Brother Yang's straight man's character, how can he take the initiative to chase girls!"
"No, just take a tea leaf, go to the toilet, and then let a young lady from KF help get the tea?
"Haha, why didn't I expect that the two of them took a lot together, and they were taught?"
The barrage in the live broadcast room is already flying all over the sky, anyway, everyone is about to be crazy by the conversation between Zhang Yang and Yao Jun, but it turns out that Zhang Yang's side is not over yet.
"By the way, there is another very important thing here, you must do a big thing after you finish this matter, it will take about half an hour, and you must remember not to mess your clothes!"
Okay, the two girls sitting on the sofa couldn't listen to it anymore, you said you should drive, but what are you doing on the highway without moving, He Xiaoman raised his hand, pinched Zhang Yang's arm, and said complainingly.
"Husband, pay attention to the scale, you have driven the car to the highway, are you planning to drive to the sky later?"
However, He Xiaoman reminded him here, but Zhang Yang had an expression that didn't understand what it meant, but asked curiously.
"What's the matter with this car? I mean you must have a fight with the young lady before leaving, it is the real kind of fight, it is best to let her not leave the hotel immediately, otherwise who will pay for the room after the end, this is called maximizing the benefits, otherwise when you leave, the young lady will also go with you, when the time comes, it must be you this boy to pay for the room, and the tea is important, since you want to drink free tea, then you must let the young lady cushion behind, you must know that the tea in the hotel is also charged, how good it is to leave her disabled! ”
Let's just say it, Zhang Yang also said it very reasonably, but this guy seemed to have thought of something, and quickly added.
"Of course, we can't advocate beating, just crying, such a beautiful young lady, she should be able to cry for a long time with a punch, so that she won't leave immediately, anyway, tea is important!"
The three people sitting next to him all looked at Zhang Yang with a bewildered expression, but the people in the live broadcast room were willing to cooperate with Zhang Yang, and even thought it was quite interesting.
"Hanhan, how can you make someone's young lady cry, it's too much, just find a rope to tie it up!"
"You don't pity the fragrance at all, why can't you people think about getting something else?
"Brother Yang is very active today, it seems that he is really idle, this SAO has a lot of words!"
"If I didn't know what kind of person you are, I would really think you're a straight man of steel!"
"God, what are you talking about? Why do you want to take tea with beautiful KF, don't you want to take balloons? I don't understand Chinese very well!"
"The foreign little brother upstairs, you just need to know that when you go to the hotel KF in our Xia Kingdom, you can take tea, and you don't need to worry about the rest!"
The topic has been carried out here, and the time has unconsciously come to more than 11 o'clock in the morning, in order not to delay the time to make lunch, Zhang Yang finally just added a serious sentence.
"Okay, the teaching has been taught to you, let me draw a lottery to send tea that's impossible, but how to get tea for free has already guided you, and then I will add the last point, that is, after going out, remember to invite the young lady to drink tea, don't just think about taking advantage all day long, we also have to know how to pay.
Of course, in view of the fact that it is not easy to take out this tea, it is better to invite the young lady after soaking the tea three times in water, at least let her taste the tea, which can be regarded as compensation, okay, okay, I'm going to make lunch, let's go back to their respective homes to find their own mothers to eat!"
You said Zhang Yang was driving, then he really wasn't driving, it was normal from beginning to end, just jokingly knowing how fans were going to get free tea, of course, this was just to find a boring topic to spend the morning boring time.
However, this last addition is simply able to laugh to death.,This is a stroke of genius.,Although everyone knows it's a joke.,But I'm still happy to cooperate.,As a result, this cooperation is laughing and I don't know what to do.,This is a standard straight man topic.,It's all straight men who do things.。
"Husband, let's not drive too much in the future, there are many girls in the live broadcast room, but not too much!"
told the brothers and sisters of the Yao family the idea of coming over to help, and He Xiaoman, who was ready to get up to help Zhang Yang make lunch, came over and held his arm affectionately, and then reminded him with a smile.
However, at this time, Zhang Yang did stop suddenly, glanced at He Xiaoman, and then at Yao Jun, who was there to avoid the drone and prepare to take two steps for his sister.
"Do you think there's a difference between a boy and a girl?"