"Here, you get not only a driver's license, but also solid driving skills!"

This is the advertising slogan of Dexing Driving School on the Internet, and Shen Lang paid 7,000 yuan for this advertising slogan.

After driving to the training site in the southern suburbs of the capital, when he saw a few Jiefang cars parked on the training ground, Shen Lang couldn't help but be a little confused, is this a serious driving school?

"Sister, are those the cars we are going to practice? Are you sure they are not scrap cars pulled back from the slaughterhouse?"

At the front desk of the driving school is a fat girl of more than 200 pounds, who is knitting wool and knocking melon seeds at the same time, pointing to the slogan behind him without looking at the platform and saying, "Do you see it?"

"What do you see?"

"Illiterate?"

"Recognize. ”

I'm also a college student, isn't it, I can be despised and illiterate by a fat girl of more than two hundred pounds!

"Read aloud!"

"Here, you get not only a driver's license, but also solid driving skills!"

"Got it?"

"Understand what?"

"What a stupid! You can drive a broken car in the training field, and you can fly in a good car!"

“......”

At that moment, Shen Lang felt that what this fat girl said really made sense.

"But..... Wouldn't the brakes fail?"

"How can it be spiritual.... No, we all coach in the car!"

"It's not going to explode, is it?"

"You have so much nonsense there, if you don't learn, if you don't learn, you won't get a refund!" said the two-hundred-pound fat girl impatiently.

Well, the money has been paid, and the black shop can only live.

"Learn!"

The chubby girl directly threw him a sign, "This is your student number - 9527, this will be your ...... in the future"

"I'm a code name for life?"

"Young poverty, stay and go, and get on the training car when the car calls your number!"

Shen Lang took the sign and opened his mouth to consult,

"Smack!"

The chubby chick just closed the window.

Shen Lang had to wait on the row of chairs on the side, he had nothing to do for a while, and almost fell asleep, until it was more than eleven o'clock, when the person next to him pushed him, "Dude, call No. 9527 to go to car No. 3, isn't it you?"

"Oh, it's me!

Shen Lang wiped his saliva, found the No. 3 training car in a daze, stepped on the pedal, and pulled the door twice without opening the door.

"Haven't you eaten?" the coach scolded, sitting on the co-pilot.

"Damn, I'm not afraid to unload this car door directly!"

Shen Lang pulled hard, "clicked", and finally opened the door, sat in the driver's seat, and immediately smelled a strong smell of smoke in the carriage.

"What a daze, close the door!"

"Oh. ”

Shen Lang slammed the car door hard, and there was a loud "bang".

"Damn, you can't close the door with a little force, you're going to put it

The door can't be removed!"

"It was so hard to open the car door just now, I thought it would take a lot of effort to close the door!"

"I thought Yang baby was my wife, but right? The coach scolded: "The most taboo thing about driving is self-righteousness, do you know, if you don't understand, just ask, you must not pretend to understand, do you know." ”

"Yes!"

Shen Lang suppressed his anger and responded, but he didn't see the coach's next step, he looked sideways, and saw the coach stretching out his left hand and opening his palm in front of him.

Shen Lang was dazed and looked at the coach blankly.

"What do you see, don't you understand the rules?"

"Rules!

Shen Lang really didn't know what rules there were for car training.

"Smoke!"

Shen Lang had heard that in the nineties of the last century, driving was not as popular as it is now, and when people who learned to drive practiced driving, they often stuffed cigarettes and invited meals to the coach in order to practice for a few more minutes.

But now that it's a new century, civil servants don't dare to eat and drink in public, and he dares to ask himself for cigarettes in the name of a car teacher!

The look on Shen Lang's face was no longer right, but he still took a few deep breaths, took out a bag of more than three hundred pieces of Ninety-Five Supreme from his pocket and slapped it in his hand.

The coach saw that this kid actually gave himself a pack of cigarettes and wanted to get angry, and when he saw the cigarette brand, he couldn't help but be surprised and said: "Ninety-five Supreme! You smoke so well, there is a mine at home, learn to drive a truck!"

As he spoke, he couldn't wait to take out a heel and light it in his mouth, took a deep breath, and muttered: "Good cigarettes are different, they are so fragrant!"

"Fake!"

"What?"

"I said that this cigarette was fake, and I bought it for five yuan at a stall at the intersection of Xijing Road to fill the scene. ”

"it!"

The coach rolled down the window, first threw the lit cigarette out, and then threw the bag of 95 Supreme out.

"Get out of the car!"

"What?"

"Pretend to be confused, huh!"

The coach directly pulled out the car key, then opened the door on the passenger seat, jumped down from it, went around to Shen Lang and pulled the car door and shouted: "Boy, get out of the car!"

He roared angrily in his life, attracting the surrounding students who were waiting to learn to drive.

"Why do you get out of the car, I have paid all the money, and you don't teach and drive people out of the car!"

"Pretend to be confused, get out of the car! Lao Tzu starts a fire, I'm afraid of myself!"

As he spoke, he was about to pull Shen Lang's wrist, and Shen Lang's current strength was comparable to ordinary people, and he almost pushed him with a backhand.

"Damn, let's go cross!"

The coach felt that his face was dull, looked down and looked around, and found a brick to come over.

Shen Lang didn't like to cause trouble, but since the other party didn't do his best to find a pump, he couldn't complain about him, so he jumped directly from the driver's seat.

"Da Biao, what's the matter?"

A fat man of more than 160 pounds jumped from another coach, and first persuaded the coach Da Biao, who was holding a brick in his hand.

"This kid is playing tricks on me, and he actually fools me with fake cigarettes!"

Holding the bricks in one hand, he pointed at Shen Lang and scolded with the other.

"Is there such a thing?" The fat man turned his head to Shen Lang and said: "Little brother, do you know the rules of learning to drive, get in the car and honor the coach, and invite the coach to eat before the exam, do you understand the rules!"

"I don't know what the rules are, I paid the tuition fee of 7,000 yuan, why do you want me to send cigarettes! I don't learn this car, return the money to me!" Shen Lang said coldly.

"Refund the money!"

The fat man's face, which was originally honest, became hideous: "We don't have this rule in Dexing, you can learn it, but you don't have to return a cent!"

"Then I'll call the police!"

Shen Lang took out his mobile phone and was about to dial 110, although he was not short of the seven thousand yuan, and he didn't feel distressed when he threw it away and was picked up, but he was slandered, and he was not happy!

(End of chapter)