Chapter 15: We're going to eat
"That's it, Brother Yang, if you dare not entertain, we will take it off!"
"+1!"
"+2!"
"Take +12580!"
Yes, what else can Zhang Yang say, agree, although it's all a joke, but after all, he is his own fan, and he believes in him so much, he can't ignore it.
"Okay, but I only prepared rhubarb for lunch, you go to the mountains to see the Danxia landform first, I'll let rhubarb take you there, and we'll eat in an hour and a half!"
When a few people heard this, they immediately smiled and offered a flying kiss to Zhang Yang, and then rushed up the mountain under the leadership of Rhubarb.
Helplessly, Zhang Yang once again took out a large piece of meat from the refrigerator, cut it into slices, and said to the people in the live broadcast room at the same time.
"You guys, just this once, don't come to me in the future, this one by one, do I greet you or do a live broadcast!"
However, if you make a statement, there is no threat at all.
"2333, let's not watch the live broadcast, we want to eat!"
"Then you have to live broadcast food, travel or something, stand aside!"
"Brothers, let's go in a group!
But there are still sensible fans, and they sent a barrage to persuade everyone.
"Okay, okay, let's not bother Brother Yang, let him live broadcast with peace of mind, and when he recommends any attractions and delicacies, let's just form a group to kill it!"
"Agree +1"
"I'll sign up too!"
Seeing this scene, Zhang Yang smiled slightly, there are still sensible people, in fact, to put it bluntly, the people in front are just joking, they have to work and take care of the family, who can run over like these girls, there are yes, but not much.
First, the mutton is bleached to remove the blood foam, all of it is packed into a pressure cooker, turned on the electricity, and set up.
Then pick up the spice box, put all the spices you had prepared earlier, and set aside.
Only then did he pour water and soak the fungus and vermicelli.
"Okay, when the mutton in the pressure cooker is rotten, I'll use this cauldron to cook the broth!"
Zhang Yang took out a boiling pot at the bottom of the cupboard, washed it and put it aside, and then came to the side of the car, opened the car door, took off his shoes and sat on the carpet to swallow the clouds and spit out the fog.
At 1:30, last night's PK with someone, Xiao Tiantian, who had stayed up almost all night, just woke up, first took a beautiful bath in the bathtub, and then walked out of the bathtub with her little short legs.
Put two thick layers of flesh-colored mats on her two lumps of silicone-filled meat, and then squeeze it vigorously, a good airport, two artificial mountains appeared, and a canyon was squeezed out very wittily.
Brushing a thick layer of 'paint' on his face, suddenly a delicate 'big beauty' appeared in the mirror, admiring herself with satisfaction, Britney turned on the computer, turned on the filter, turned on the slimming face, and turned on the ...... Anyway, I opened a bunch of messes, and I nodded with satisfaction when I saw another one in the picture, and then turned on the live broadcast.
"Babies, Britney is back, do you miss me?"
Suddenly, a barrage of licking dogs flew up.
"I was so tired last night, but I have brothers in the live broadcast room, don't be afraid, they won, what's the matter!"
The barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly flew up again, and at noon, the licking dog computers hidden in the corners of the country were suddenly piled up with toilet paper, and even more, those who didn't get up, the thin summer was suddenly agitated up and down.
But with bursts of hearty moans, a pair of hands stained with slime clicked on the screen, picked up the mouse, and the rewards in the live broadcast room suddenly flew up.
"Momda!"
However, in the midst of these countless rewards, a barrage suddenly appeared.
"Xiao Tiantian, your Viscount 'Xiao Hei' went to the outdoor live broadcast room to send rockets, there are several!"
Xiao Tiantian, who is particularly sensitive to the word rocket, suddenly discovered this barrage, and frowned slightly, but quickly stretched out and hid her emotions well.
"It's normal for Brother Xiao Hei to go, Xiao Tiantian definitely can't pull people, but how did I hear recently that the live broadcast fraud of outdoor classification is very serious?"
A little squeezed, a plausible hint, she believes that someone in the live broadcast room must be able to understand what she means, sure enough!
"Damn, Xiao Hei, this guy, actually went to other live broadcast rooms to brush gifts?"
"What big anchors are there in the outdoor category? Aren't they all small anchors?"
"No, we can't let Xiao Hei be fooled, the rocket belongs to Xiao Tiantian!"
"Rockets belong to Britney!"
"Rockets belong to Britney!"
Driven by people with intentions, a neat formation appeared in the barrage.
"Oops (haha), don't say that (you say it so well), but don't go to find people (go quickly, go quickly), those little anchors are not easy (little anchors are easy to bully), everyone is for work (get my rocket back for me)!"
On the other side, after taking a few people to lead the rhythm in Xiao Tiantian's live broadcast room, Wang Qiang and Wang Kai, who had just come out of the hospital pretending to live broadcast to visit fans, put down the mobile phone in their hands with satisfaction, and closed their live broadcast room.
Although he was afraid that Zhang Yang would make his own live broadcast room, Wang Qiang, who was used to it, still decided to find a little trouble for the other party, anyway, he just sent a few barrages in that Xiao Tiantian's live broadcast room, and it would be okay when it was over, he didn't believe that Zhang Yang could find out specifically.
"Okay, this tone is out, none of the glamorous goods classified by appearance are not fuel-efficient lamps, let's just watch the excitement now!"
"It's still Brother Qiang, I can't catch up with Xiaokai!"
"That's, let's go, let's go see the fun!"
The scorching sun sprinkled on the earth, as if it was teppanyaki, and I felt that I was running out of oil, and I couldn't stand the temperature, so I took out the folding sun umbrella hidden in the bedroom from the car, set it up on the ground, and then put a full set of folding tables and chairs in the shade under the umbrella.
He also took out the drinks and mineral water that had been chilled in the refrigerator, and a pot of mutton soup that had just been stewed was moved over and placed on the ground next to the table, keeping warm with the residual heat of the sun, and putting the cut mutton, chopped green onions, garlic sprouts and the like on the table.
"Wow!"
A dog barked from far and near, and Rhubarb ran over happily with his tongue out, and not far behind him, five slender beauties with parasols came slowly, pouring water into their mouths vigorously, while revealing a look of unfinished business.
The aircraft faithfully put this scene in the live broadcast room, and a wolf howl appeared again.
Looking at the rhubarb running towards him panting, Zhang Yang poured some cold water on its plate, and then poured some room temperature water to neutralize it.
"Drink some water, what do you say you are running so fast, it's a hot day!"
The five women saw the parasols and the tables and chairs set up by Zhang Yang from afar, and immediately ran over happily, and at a glance saw the drinks and mineral water hanging on the table.
"Ah, it's ice!"
"Brother Yang, your little day is really good, and you actually have a cold drink!"
"Beautiful!"
"I want Sprite!"
"I want to drink Coke!"
A few bottles of chilled water were suddenly snatched up by the five girls, and they sat down on the chairs one by one and drank comfortably.
"666, Brother Yang will still enjoy, go out to travel, and actually bring a refrigerator, even if you have a refrigerator, you can still drink a cold drink on a hot day!"
"Corrupt life, accompanied by beautiful women, accompanied by cute pets, scorching sun, iced drinks, Brother Yang is so strong!"
After more than 10 minutes, after several girls finished drinking their drinks, they suddenly smelled a fragrance and found that Zhang Yang had lifted the lid of the pot and took a few large bowls to clean there.
"You all eat mutton, and the white bread is soaked for you directly, or do you come by yourself?"
"Come on, Brother Yang, what's up!"
The women said in unison, not seeing them want to move at all, but Zhang Yang still helped them break the white cake into small pieces and put them in the bowl, then sprinkled the mutton slices, and after pouring the mutton soup, they ran over to help serve the bowl.
"555, I'm hungry!"
"My takeout is still on the way, it's over!"
"It's not late at night, Brother Yang has started to release poison!"
"Brother Yang's culinary talent is okay, today is the first time to do it, right?"
Zhang Yang didn't give himself a bowl, but took the rhubarb bowl and prepared a bowl for this guy with the same steps, but this guy's meat was obviously piled high, and there were a few sheep bones.
"Brother Yang, come and see, there is another group of water armies in your live broadcast room, no, it should be that Xiao Tiantian's fan, it's because Xiao Hei came!"