Chapter 822: Jiba
Lin Xiaotian finally knew why Chen Xiaoshuai was smiling so gaffe.
The relationship is a fake Li ghost meets the real Li Kui.
To be honest, the strength of the pirate group on the other side is not bad, at least they also have a modern-class destroyer, which is much stronger than the Philippine Navy and the Stick Country Navy in this regard.
It's just that if you want to rob the Combined Fleet with one modern-class destroyer and four corvettes of unknown types, these pirates are too child's play.
After being stunned for a while, Lin Xiaocai reacted, it turned out that they pretended to be the flag of the Stick Country's navy and never took it down, so it was not clear that these pirates were treating the United Fleet as the Stick Country's fleet.
In this way, Lin Xiaotian had no ill feelings towards these pirates.
Dare to rob the navy of the stick country, these pirates can be regarded as daring.
Lin Xiaotian's appreciation, the pirate group on the other side obviously didn't know.
Just when everyone here was stunned, an invitation to call was sent from the other side.
After the call is accepted, a black man with a bearded face appears in the video.
"I'm Chen Xiaoshuai of the Dawning Pirates, and now I order you to cool down the boilers, unload your weapons, and wait for us to board the ship, otherwise wait for our Dawning Pirates to take revenge!" said the black man with a scumbag on his face.
Ahem, ahem!
Chen Xiaoshuai almost choked to death with a mouthful of spittle, he trembled his hands, and roared with indignation on his face: "Are you Chen Xiaoshuai?
The black man on the opposite side nodded as a matter of course, pulled out a silver python left lun pistol from his waist, shook it at Chen Xiaoshuai, and said in broken English: "Surrender!
There are strange things every year, and there are many of them today.
Lin Xiaotian, Andre has opened his eyes.
Five warships, not too big and small, dared to rob the combined fleet with three Kirov-class missile cruisers in the name of the Dawn Pirate Regiment and Chen Xiaoshuai. This black man is either bold enough or a complete idiot.
The natural appearance of the black man really made Chen Xiaoshuai angry, he pulled out the silver gun on his waist with a swish, and roared angrily: "See! This is Lao Tzu's silver gun, what the hell is that thing of yours!"
When the black man saw Chen Xiaoshuai also pull out a silver gun, he couldn't help but be stunned, and then pouted and said: "I miss me Chen Xiaoshuai Yushu is in the wind, chic and uninhibited, famous in Pirate Harbor, there are too many people who imitate me, you thin monkey is also admiring to imitate me!"
"I'm imitating your grandma!" Chen Xiaoshuai was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
With the ugly appearance of this black man, how can there be a little jade tree in the wind, chic and uninhibited?
Dare to imitate Chen Xiaoshuai with this appearance, it is simply smashing his Chen Xiaoshuai's signboard.
Lin Xiaotian and Andre laughed heartily. ,
A serious black man, but he keeps claiming that he is Chen Xiaoshuai, this scene is really joyful.
Chen Xiaoshuai?
This black man couldn't even say the name clearly, or Lin Xiaotian and others even guessed it.
The black man didn't seem to want to entangle with Chen Xiaoshuai too much, he said coldly: "Give you another five seconds, if you don't disarm and surrender, you will be the enemy of our Dawn Pirate Regiment!"
Because of the relationship between the Seven Commandments Party, the Dawning Pirate Regiment has purchased many Russian warships, and it has also become famous in Pirate Harbor over the years.
But it's the first time I've heard of a black man who braves the name of the Dawn Pirate Group and Chen Xiaoshuai to rob everywhere.
Perhaps it was the name of the Aurora Pirates that gave the black man unlimited confidence that he dared to rob the combined fleet with three Kirov-class missile cruisers.
After saying the threat with a cold face, the black man actually began to count down in a similar manner.
Lin Xiaotian also had enough of this farce, and said to Chen Xiaoshuai: "He will hand it over to you!"
Chen Xiaoshuai roared with a hideous face: "Brother Tian, just look at it!"
Lin Xiaotian held back a smile and said: "People are also your admirers, you don't need to kill them all, his warships are not bad, they are all absorbed!"
Lin Xiaotian's order is heaven, although Chen Xiaoshuai really wants to give this guy who dares to pretend to be himself and ruin his reputation a lesson that will never be forgotten, but when he hears the words, he can only nod his head.
Turning around, Chen Xiaoshuai shouted to the first mate: "Shoot them with a missile! Let him know how powerful my Chen Xiaoshuai himself is!"
Soon after the first mate received the order, a missile was fired.
According to Chen Xiaoshuai and the first mate's ideas, this missile is just a demonstration.
With the strength of the fleet commanded by the black man 'Chen Xiaoshuai', it is completely capable of intercepting and shooting down missiles before they hit them.
But the result made their eyes widen in shock.
Because from beginning to end, the five warships of the black man 'Chen Xiaoshuai' did not launch anti-missile weapons, and they actually watched as the missiles bombarded a corvette.
Rumble!
A ball of fire flared up, and the corvette, with a displacement of just over a thousand tons, was blasted out of a large hole.
From the video, you can see that the black man 'Chen Xiaoshuai' is full of panic, and he no longer has the calmness and funniness he used to have.
After a long time, the black man 'Chen Xiaoshuai' recovered from his panic, and he gritted his teeth and roared: "You dare to attack the great Dawn Pirate Regiment, you just wait to be destroyed by the Dawning Pirate Regiment!"
Until now, he is still holding on to the name of the Dawn Pirates.
Chen Xiaoshuai glared at the black man speechlessly, and said directly to the first mate: "Raise our own flag!"
Soon, the Dawning Pirates' genuine skull flag was raised.
A huge black skull banner with a black skull and two dragon scales waving in the wind almost blinded the eyes of all the pirates on the other side.
In the video, the black man 'Chen Xiaoshuai' stared wide in astonishment, and after a long time, he yelled violently: "You...... Are you really Chen Xiaoshuai, the evil god of the silver spear?"
Chen Xiaoshuai shook his hair in a chic manner, and said coldly: "A person like me who is suave and uninhibited, even if he changes to the flag of the stick country, he can't hide my brilliant demeanor! I'm not Chen Xiaoshuai, who is qualified to be Chen Xiaoshuai?"
Chen Xiaoshuai's movements and language are very contrived, and ordinary people will definitely vomit blood and gag after listening to it.
But the black man 'Chen Xiaoshuai' reacted violently after hearing it.
He jumped up from his seat with a snort and shouted excitedly: "Oh my God! I actually met the real Chen Xiaoshuai! Silver Spear Evil God! You can sign me! I am your loyal fan!"
After the black man said this, he actually disappeared from the video on the other side.
The black man's actions made Lin Xiaotian and others stunned.
A moment later, the modern-class destroyer under the command of the black man actually slowly drove this way.
Lin Xiaotian's eyes narrowed, and a cold light shot out.
Just as he was about to issue an attack order to prevent the Hyundai-class destroyer from approaching, a tall figure suddenly appeared in the bow of the destroyer.
It was the black man 'Chen Xiaoshuai'.
I saw him waving his hand at this side with excitement on his face, and he couldn't wait to jump into the sea and swim over to meet Chen Xiaoshuai as soon as possible.
Looking at his appearance, it really doesn't look like a fake, it seems that he is really a fan of Chen Xiaoshuai.
The black man 'Chen Xiaoshuai' also seemed to know the rules very well, and did not let the Hyundai-class destroyer get too close.
When he was still a few nautical miles away, he actually put a lifeboat and drove this way in the lifeboat.
Lin Xiaotian and the three of them were relatively speechless, and the corners of Chen Xiaoshuai's mouth began to twitch.
I'm afraid this is the funniest robbery in history.
Soon after, the black man 'Chen Xiaoshuai' came to the flagship of the United Fleet in a lifeboat.
The moment he saw Chen Xiaoshuai, the black man fell to his knees with a thud and shouted in an even more lame Chinese language: "Stone Buddha!
Chen Xiaoshuai was startled by the loud sound of the black man kneeling on the steel plate of the warship, and he was afraid that his knees would be cracked.
Blacks don't care about all of this.
He tilted his head in anticipation, looking at Chen Xiaoshuai's eyes with admiration, fanaticism, and a trace of admiration.
Chen Xiaoshuai shivered, and almost couldn't help but kick the black man away.
Nima: Worship fanaticism, what the hell is this envy?
Seeing Chen Xiaoshuai's appearance of wanting to kill people, Lin Xiaotian held back a smile and said: "Xiaoshuai, I think he is still quite sincere, or you can accept him!"
The corners of Chen Xiaoshuai's mouth twitched, and he said helplessly: "Brother Tian, you see that he looks like he is mentally ill, how can I accept this kind of apprentice?"
The black man seemed to understand Chen Xiaoshuai's words, and hurriedly shouted, "Stone Buddha!
"Get out! I don't want to have anything to do with you!" Chen Xiaoshuai couldn't hold back after all, kicking the black man out for a long distance.
The black man got up with a grunt, walked to Chen Xiaoshuai's feet on his knees, and said in English: "I know that you Huaxia have a saying that you must be a strict father and a filial son!
As he spoke, the black man actually put his face in front of Chen Xiaoshuai, looking like he was going to be beaten and punished.
Andre didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, and said with a smile: "God said that someone hit us on the right cheek, so we will give him the left cheek as well! I think this guy has a good personality, so you can accept him!"
Encountering such a guy like a dog skin plaster, Chen Xiaoshuai was also speechless.
It's useless to beat and scold, can you really kill him?
Without looking at people's eyes, he gave all five warships to the Dawn Pirate Regiment without blinking, and he looked like he was the only one Chen Xiaoshuai.
Stretching out his hand not to hit the smiling man, Chen Xiaoshuai was stunned and had nothing to do with the black guy.
In desperation, Chen Xiaoshuai could only reluctantly admit him into the door and become the first great disciple of the mountain.
With a bad taste of resentment, Chen Xiaoshuai gave this black disciple a name, called Ji Ba.
I thought that this black man was not very proficient in Huaxia and could pit him, and when he knew the true meaning of the name in the future, he would be so angry that he would vomit blood.
As a result, don't look at this black man's ability to speak Huaxia very well, but he can understand Huaxia very clearly.
He actually knew that Jiba was another name for a male body.
What stunned everyone was that after he knew what this meant, instead of getting angry, he kowtowed to Chen Xiaoshuai to thank him.
At this time, even Lin Xiaotian couldn't get used to Chen Xiaoshuai bullying the old man, so he hurriedly helped the black Jiba up.
Under careful questioning, Lin Xiaotian got a ridiculous answer.
It turned out that this black man admired Chen Xiaoshuai, neither admiring his marksmanship nor the strong strength of the Dawn Pirate Group under his command, but Chen Xiaoshuai's stallion methods that could not be soaked in a girl.
Well, in the words of the blacks, Chen Xiaoshuai is the Don Juan of the Chinese.
Knowing this truth, Lin Xiaotian and Andre both laughed wildly.
I really didn't expect that Chen Xiaoshuai's abusive style would one day bring him a crazy fan and bring five warships to the Dawning Pirate Group.
Speechlessly patted Chen Xiaoshuai on the shoulder, Lin Xiaotian silently left the command room.
Andre gave Chen Xiaoshuai a thumbs up and said with a smile: "Chen! If you keep going, I believe you will have more admirers in the future!"
Chen Xiaoshuai was quite speechless.
In particular, the black man liked the name he 'gave', and called himself Jiba all day long, so that Chen Xiaoshuai almost pulled out a gun to kill the black man several times.
The Philippine naval battle ended with the destruction of the Philippine Navy and the Second Fleet of the Stick Country, but the effects of the war had just begun.