Chapter 316: Test Me?

"Test me?" Yang Meng laughed.

Officer Zhao also laughed: "There is such a good opportunity, I'll see if I can get wet." ”

Yang Meng said: "Okay, Officer Zhao, seeing that you are working so hard, I will help you deal with the problems on your body." You're waiting for me here!"

With that, he got up and was about to go out.

"Where are you going?" asked Pan Anguo.

Yang Meng spread his hands and said, "Do you think I can treat him with ten carrots?"

"Gout?" exclaimed everyone in the room.

It's just that everyone exclaimed for a different reason. Pan Anguo and Xuan Shiying exclaimed because Yang Meng actually said that he could treat a stroke, while Officer Zhao was surprised that Yang Meng could shout out his illness.

"Boss Yang, how do you know that I have gout?" asked Officer Zhao in surprise.

Yang Meng pointed to Officer Zhao's hand: "Your fingers have become this virtue, isn't it gout?"

Officer Zhao stretched out his hands in confusion to show Pan Anguo and Xuan Shiying: "Actually, I have been controlling it very well over the years. Don't believe me. ”

All three of them have black lines on their faces, it's nothing different, how can you tell it's gout?

Another important point is that there is no cure for gout, it can only be controlled. People who have gout must first be able to control their mouths, and what kind of animal offal, seafood, broth, wine, drinks, and purines should be directly 'sprinkled'. Otherwise, when you get sick, the pain will be dead and alive.

All chronic diseases are basically difficult to cure, and gout is one of them.

Yang Meng just walked out of the dean's office and walked back.

Pan Anguo asked curiously, "What's the matter? This disease can't be cured?"

He thought that Yang Meng was coming back to find a reason, but Yang Meng said: "Lao Pan, borrow me your secretary to use it!"

"Huh?" Pan Anguo was confused.

Yang Meng said embarrassedly: "The hospital is too big, I don't know where the department is, let her show me the way." That's why I said I'm going to resign, my salary is too unreliable. ”

“。。。。。。 Xiao Liu, you take Yang Meng with you! What is he going to do, all departments give the green light!" Pan Anguo told Liu Yuan.

Liu Yuan nodded: "Yes." ”

Watching Yang Meng leave, Pan Anguo and Xuan Shiying looked at each other, what is this Yang Meng trying to do?

They chatted awkwardly with Officer Zhao and his subordinates there for a long time, and ran to the bathroom for tea several times before they saw Yang Meng walking in with a purple sand decoction pot.

"Get out of the way, hot, hot!" Yang Meng shouted as he walked over.

Pan Anguo blinked: "We thought you ran away, so you went to decoction?"

Yang Meng gestured his middle finger: "You just ran away! Don't pretend that you don't know what I'm doing, how many calls have you made to Secretary Liu in the past few moments? Do you really think I don't know? Old Pan, don't look at your age than me, but I am your son's master! I am a teacher for one day and a father for life! I am your equal! You are looking for me again, believe it or not, I accepted you as an apprentice?"

Pan Anguo was about to blow his beard and stare at him, he felt that the most wrong thing for him was to let Pan Peiyu worship Yang Meng as a teacher, this kid didn't talk big or small, and he still pointed fingers at his son!

He just wanted to open a bar with Yang Meng, but Xuan Shiying grabbed him, what is the most critical thing now?

Xuan Shiying asked, "Xiao Yang, do you use traditional Chinese medicine to treat gout?"

After all, the decoction pot in front of them was used by traditional Chinese medicine.

Yang Meng said: "Well, as a Western doctor, you can disagree with other aspects of Chinese medicine, but if there are a few things that are compared with Chinese medicine, you can't disagree." For example, bone injuries, such as recuperation. ”

"Recuperate?" Xuan Shiying blinked when he heard Yang Meng's words: "Didn't you say that Officer Zhao's gout should be slowly recuperated, right? ”

Yang Meng smiled slightly, and the words popped out of her mouth: "Childish!"

"You。。。。。。 At this time, Xuan Shiying also pointed at Yang Meng angrily, and he didn't know what to say.

Officer Zhao hurriedly stood up and played a round: "Boss Yang, can my gout really be cured?"

Yang Meng looked at Officer Zhao and said, "Officer Zhao, let me tell you first, I don't have a medical qualification certificate, I can't treat others, if you believe me, I will treat you, if you don't believe me, forget it!"

After hearing this, Officer Zhao hurriedly said, "Boss Yang, of course I believe you." I'll tell you the truth, I can't let this gout torment go now! Now I don't dare to eat this or that, why do you say that people live? Isn't it just to eat better, dress better, live better? As a result, I am now living a tragedy. I don't care if you have a medical qualification certificate or not, you can help me cure me, and I will incense you every New Year's holiday!"

“。。。。。。。 Then I'd better not treat you. Yang Meng's face was black.

Officer Zhao hurriedly said: "Look at my mouth, I can't speak! I didn't mean that, I was just excited." ”

Yang Meng said to the people around him: "You all heard it, give me a testimony when the time comes! He asked me to treat him! Don't sue me for practicing medicine illegally when you get better!"

Pan Anguo is helpless, you can be cured, where did you get so many dramas?

Officer Zhao was even more straightforward, pointing directly to the medicine in the frying pot and asking, "Did you let me drink it?"

Yang Meng compared his middle finger to him: "You're not afraid of burning your tongue?"

After speaking, he took out a plastic bag from his pocket, and the contents were very familiar to Pan Anguo and Xuan Shiying, which was a disposable medical towel. Yang Meng took out the towel, threw it directly into the frying pot and stirred, and when the towel was soaked, he took it out and wrapped it in Officer Zhao's hand, and then took out another towel and made it in the same way.

This towel is very hot, and Officer Zhao is grinning when it is hot.

After doing all this, he took out another towel, and everyone wanted to see what Yang Meng was going to do, so he took out the towel and wiped his hands clean and threw it in the trash.

"Is this the end?" Pan Anguo blinked, confused.

Yang Meng took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it: "What else? I found another reason to resign: smoking is not allowed in the hospital! The dean's room is a cow, and it can also be treated specially, and lo and behold, the ashtrays here are all prepared." ”

Pan Anguo's face was black, and Xuan Shiying also said: "This is too child's play, isn't it?

Yang Meng didn't care about them, sitting on the sofa smoking a cigarette and humming a song, looking like he was enjoying it.

After a while, he reached out and touched the towel on Officer Zhao's hand: "It's cold?"

Officer Zhao nodded: "It's cold!"

Yang Meng said: "Wash your hands and check it, your hands are fine." ”

"Are you alright?" Officer Zhao was incredulous.

Yang Meng explained: "I tell you this, your body is equivalent to a warehouse, and the uric acid in your body is hay, and the gout attack is when these hay encounters small flames and burns and finally fires. Although this disease has a lot to do with heredity, it also shows that you usually live a happy life of eating meat and drinking alcohol without excessive labor, which is a 'disease of wealth'. And you yourself are 'susceptible', so it's not surprising that you have this disease. But I can tell you right now that all I did was pour water over the hay inside you. That way, even if you encounter a 'small flame', there will be no more fires, so you can understand?"

Officer Zhao nodded: "That means that I don't get sick when I drink and eat now, right?"

Yang Meng shook his head, Officer Zhao looked disappointed, but Yang Meng continued: "If you really eat Haisai every day, it is still possible to have diabetes, food poisoning, alcohol poisoning, and the like! ”

"So。。。。。。 Officer Zhao didn't quite believe his ears.

Yang Meng pointed to the door: "Go check it yourself!"

Officer Zhao was excited, and hurriedly said goodbye to Dean Pan and them, and went out to do an examination.

"Xiao Yang, is this cured?" asked Xuan Shiying.

Yang Meng said: "Wouldn't you know if you take a blood test for blood uric acid? It's okay, you don't need to fast, just test it directly." ”

Pan Anguo hurriedly called Secretary Liu in again, this time to give the green light, but this time it was to get the test results out quickly.

Watching Officer Zhao and them leave, Xuan Shiying hurriedly asked, "Xiao Yang, what kind of medicine are you?"

Yang Meng said lazily with a cigarette in his mouth: "You study Western medicine, this is traditional Chinese medicine, we read different books, I explain to you that you don't understand, what are you wasting my time for?

So the dean's room became quiet again, and only the sound of Yang Meng smoking was heard.

While anxiously waiting, Officer Zhao ran back with an excited face: "The results are out! The results are out!"

Pan Anguo hurriedly stood up and took the test sheet, but as soon as he got it, the test sheet was snatched away by Xuan Shiying: "The matter of the laboratory department, you don't know what to waste time for?"

Yang Mengle spoke up, the little old lady was very vindictive, this was what she said just now, and now she threw it directly to Pan Anguo.

However, Pan Anguo didn't need to understand the test sheet------ Xuan Shiying's surprised expression already explained everything!

"How did you do that?" Xuan Seying's eyes widened.

Yang Meng shrugged: "I just said that there are not many diseases in this world that I can't cure." But Officer Zhao, let me tell you first, this matter will help me keep it secret, I don't have a medical qualification certificate, so I can't help people treat diseases!"

Xuan Shiying's face was as bright as a flower: "Oh, Xiao Yang, what you said is too outrageous, don't you just don't have a medical qualification certificate? ”

Yang Meng spread her hands: "There's no need, I don't want to be a doctor at all now." ”

"The question you just reported is very correct!" Xuan Shiying suddenly said: "I also think that Dean Pan's attitude towards his son is problematic, and in addition, our hospital does not take enough care and protection for the doctors! We will rectify this problem as soon as possible!"

Pan Anguo opened his mouth for a long time and couldn't speak, yes, now he can't care about his son.