3.1 (Headless)

antecedent

Western Elysium, peaceful.

Under the seat of the Buddha raised an emerald mantis, named Cuicui, with many sons, colorful, each with its own origins.

The only little gray mantis, very silent, always silent in the egg shell that its mother had divided. But according to Cuicui's observation, this little mantis is very generous and selfless, and even the nectar that the Buddha rarely sprinkled has been quietly distributed into other small egg shells.

Cuicui fell into deep thought......

Soon, she took advantage of the moment when the Buddha "looked into the distance" and quickly kicked the little gray mantis's egg shell out of the sky......! Disappear into the sea of clouds.

Cuicui was satisfied and sat down in her seat. At the right time, the Buddha looked back, stretched out his palm to her very lovingly, and jumped up gracefully......

As everyone knows,

At the end of the vast sea of clouds that cannot be seen,

Guanyin stood there with a calm face,

He pulled back the small gray egg shell in his hand,

Gently throw it upwards,

An index finger was raised, and the small gray egg shell hung in the air and rotated rapidly with the rotation of his index finger!

The index finger points to one side again,

"Whew"!

The little gray egg shell smashed completely in the opposite direction of the mother's "intended direction......

This story is absurd, and some parts of the three views are completely destroyed, which is used as entertainment and a pleasure.

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1

"I heard that this time several parties came down to check the accounts, hey, I have to work overtime again. ”

Wang Yang looked like he was staring at the computer and working seriously, but in fact, his heart was up and down.

She is Ke Miao's descendant, and she has helped him make a lot of fake accounts, although she knows that Ke Miao's powers are vast, but every time there is such an audit, she is still worried.

"Wang Yang, Deputy Bureau Ke told you to go to his office. ”

"Good. Wang Yang packed up the papers, paused after getting up, sat back again, took out a small voice recorder from his bag, and put it in his pocket. Then I got up and went to the sixth floor.

knock

"Come in. "The man's voice is magnetic and really nice.

Wang Yang pushed open the door,

He was seen standing at the window, with his back to him.

Looking at him from behind, his figure is really speechless, with long legs and a narrow waist.

"Deputy Director. Wang Yang shouted,

The man didn't move, turned his head and glanced at her, "Come in, the door is closed." He turned his head again.

Wang Yang came in, turned around and closed the door gently.

I didn't walk in again, but I was still standing at the door.

Still looking at his invincible back.

Ke Miao is undoubtedly a superlative, but it is too inscrutable.

He seems to be a righteous man and a gentleman, but in fact, he does all the things of "chickens and dogs and thieves"; if he wants to say that he is greedy for money, how can he be condescended to the deputy bureau of a district education bureau with his good eye, and this is not an errand with oil and water...... I can't figure it out anyway.

Anyway, Wang Yang is his confidant, but he is also wary of him everywhere. The reason is very simple: one, Wang Yang is not a good product either, this woman is super selfish, yes, super selfish. She is greedy for vanity, very materialistic, and usually spends a lot, and "not making some money" can't provide her with a luxurious life at all.

Moreover, she does "have a handle" in the hands of Ke Miao. Wang Yang's third uncle, Wang Zhihuai, was a deputy director of the former Municipal Education Bureau, and was later arrested for corruption. Wang Yang did not truthfully explain the third uncle's embezzled assets to the task force at that time...... Yes, Koss knows this.

It is estimated that he didn't hear footsteps for a long time, and the man turned his head again and saw that she was still standing in place, "What's wrong," frowned slightly,

"The above came down to check the accounts this time, and the formation is a bit big. Wang Yang also frowned and said,

Ke Miao stretched his eyebrows after hearing this, turned around and opened the seat, "What, I'm afraid,"

"I'm afraid, I haven't done a good account of the money I have allocated recently, how can I explain it?"

Ke Miao sat down slowly, leaned back comfortably in the chair, and looked at her with a smile, "Come, sit,"

Wang Yang didn't move, "I'm really anxious." ”

"Come, sit down. There was a slight command in his tone, "Why are you still so breathless, what a big deal." ”

Wang Yang came over and sat down on the chair opposite his desk, of course, he also heard him say this, and it was estimated that he was prepared. She didn't even put down the folder in her hand, she still hugged it, leaned over slightly, and asked urgently, "Are you in a rut!"

Ke Miao's fingers tapped lightly on the tabletop, his eyes drooping slightly-really, sometimes you think that he is really a man with great wisdom and great wisdom! But, he is planning something that chickens and dogs can't steal...... "Well, don't worry, I can postpone the time for checking the accounts for a few days, which is enough for you to do a good job." ”

Wang Yang put the folder on the table, but his body was still leaning, and then asked, "The account is ready, can you make the person who checks the account not look for me for a while?" ”

Ke Miao raised his eyes lightly at herβ€”this was a very selfish woman. She wants most of the benefits, but she is only willing to take the least risk. He dared to guarantee that at this time, she had a voice recorder hidden in her trouser pocket, and recorded what he said at this time clearly!

"How is it possible, the accounts are all your signatures, and it is possible not to look for you for a while,"

Seeing that she was a little angry, Ke Miao didn't bother to fight with her about these, and raised his finger, "Anyway, I can't find your stubble, you can shut up." ”

In fact, Wang Yang sometimes can't figure it out, she is subject to him, but she will not call him "like a child" and directly call him "shut up" and "don't mention it again until now...... Hey, Wang Yang is not convinced and angry, but she is really afraid of him sometimes. It's strange, Ke Miao is definitely a "humble gentleman" in front of people, and a "good, positive and extremely attractive man" who is "starry-eyed" in the whole world!

Before leaving, Ke Miao gave her a card,

"You go buy two necklaces, my wife's one for the TiffanyKeys white gold diamond crown key pendant. He smiled, and was very simple and charming.

"Hmm. Wang Yang came out with the card, but there was a kind of irrepressible anger in his heart!

Every time the "big test" comes in the future, Ke Miao will give her some "small favors" like this: a card, but the amount of money in it is absolutely calculated!

What's the fine-grained algorithm?

He would always designate her to take this card to buy the specified things, all of which were double, one for his wife and one for her.

His wife's share, usually he would go into more detail, so that after buying his wife's share, the rest of the money would be used to buy his own. At first, Wang Yang was stupid and really "listened to him", and really bought two things. After that, she didn't like the "designated things" and bought them for his wife's share, and she bought the rest of the money for something else.

The problem is in the "number of money",

He really "thought about it" the amount of the card, and usually his wife's share was definitely at least two-thirds, and the remaining third was reserved for Wang Yang...... If you think about it, take the necklace he asked to buy this time. TiffanyKeys Platinum Key This official website is twenty-seven thousand. Wang Yang doesn't look at the card, he knows that there must be only 40,000 whole in it! 20,000 and 7 are bought for his wife, and there are more than 10,000 left, Wang Yang wants to buy a better chain, don't say the pendant, the chain money is not enough!

Wang Yang's super selfish mind is overflowing at this time! The rest of the time when she returned to the office, she began to move her crooked thoughts while doing the accounts, and she always vomited, this time she didn't suffer a loss!