Chapter 52 inexplicably became a black rabbit
"Wang Yiyi, you bastard!"
Yes, the rabbit scolding and kicking the stone in his mouth at this moment is Xiao Yusheng.
Why is it a rabbit?
That has to start from a month ago, it is said that the moon is flying high that night, and he can't see his five fingers, the first thing Xiao Yusheng did when he woke up was to see if there was a familiar figure beside him? The second thing was to find out his identity. When Xiao Yusheng stumbled to the stream, the moon miraculously appeared, and Xiao Yusheng, who was about to wash his face in the stream, was suddenly surprised to find that the reflection that appeared in the water was not his familiar handsome face, but a rabbit.
In an instant, countless black question mark faces appeared in the mind.
Of course, becoming a rabbit is not the most devastating thing, but when you realize that you have become a charred black rabbit, you decide to accept your fate peacefully.
The moment an owl suddenly flies over your head and prepares to catch you, you realize you're at the bottom of the food chain.
Go to Shenma's rabbit, Wang Yiyi don't let me find you, I will beat you once I find out. The running Xiao rabbit shouted in his heart!
After hiding from his natural enemies snakes, foxes, wolves and other animals for a month, Xiao Yusheng finally couldn't help but curse, this was the longest and most aggrieved time since he crossed over these times.
"Are you Xiao Er?" a middle-aged woman's voice came from behind, Xiao Yusheng turned his head, and a woman was looking at him with surprise on her face.
So, after hiding from so many natural enemies, the final result was actually caught by humans?
Xiao Yusheng measured the distance between himself and the woman, and calculated the possibility of a successful escape. Suddenly, the words that came out of the woman's mouth scorched him on the outside and tender on the inside.
"Xiao'er, I'm your mother, you can't deny me!"
Mother, mother, auntie, you tease me, bully me for not understanding genetics, what kind of strange setting will have the option of a rabbit?
When I was about to scold and scold, and my body and mind refused, suddenly an inspiration flashed in my mind, people and what species can give birth to rabbits, the answer is about to come out, people and rabbit demons can give birth to rabbits, why not rabbit fairies, because the fairy family can't fall in love, this is the queen mother's decision. So I'm actually, shemale?
What the hell is this setting, angrily smashing turnips!
The middle-aged woman looked at the black rabbit in front of her and didn't speak, and immediately cried: "Xiao'er, it doesn't matter if you don't recognize your mother, who made your mother incompetent, she gave birth to ten children, nine of them are female dolls, but let's Tu Mountain, the fox spirit on the mountain is a broken sleeve, he doesn't want a female doll, as long as a male doll, my mother was favored by him at the beginning, when the snow was falling, I couldn't find food when I went out, the fox spirit took a bag of carrots, and said that as long as I married him a male doll in the doll in the future, when I became an adult." At that time, my mother had a big belly, thinking that we rabbit spirits, there were many dolls, so many male dolls, there was always one who couldn't think of it, after all, there was a rabbit master in our ancestors who became a fairy, specifically to bless the love between men. Presumably, there is such a gene in the genetics of our rabbit essence. However, I never expected that I gave birth to ten dolls, nine of which were female dolls, and the only male doll was indeed straight. Oh, my life, why can't you think of running away from home, and you can't show your human form now!"
Dear mother, you have a lot of information here, I digest it.
What the hell? What the hell is a good ladyboy? How did you run in such a strange direction and show your human form? That is, you can turn into a human form and no longer hide like a rabbit!
After more than a month of hiding, Xiao Yusheng abandoned his principles, raised his head, smiled sweetly, and shouted softly: "Mom." ”
Time and space have passed. Xiao Rabbit, who was surrounded by a group of beautiful sisters, was still quite confused, and this sister gave him vegetables from time to time, and the sister immediately wiped the corners of his mouth. The other sisters sat around him and watched him eat.
"I don't want to eat vegetables, I want to eat meat, can anyone teach him how to become a human?" Xiao Yusheng thought angrily. The radish tassels in the mouth were chewed and made a "crunching" sound.
"Well, I'm full, thank you sisters. Xiao Yusheng pushed away the dishes and chopsticks in front of him and sat aside obediently.
"Xiao'er is really suffering outside, she used to be able to eat ten bowls of radish rice, but today she only ate one bowl, my poor baby!" The mother rabbit spirit was crying beside her, big tears fell down, her eyes turned red instantly, and her nose fluttered twice from time to time.
No, it's not, this aunt, I'm just because I can't eat because I don't have meat, okay, if you want to give me meat, I'll immediately put down three bowls, believe it or not.
"The tenth brother is really pitiful, blame the hateful vixen for setting up our mother and harming the tenth brother, as the eldest sister, if I am a man, I should dedicate myself to the family, but unfortunately I am a daughter after I become an adult, otherwise ......" said the young lady in red who comforted the mother of the rabbit spirit.
Forehead...... If you don't want to do this kind of thing, why don't you move? Won't you find no one when you move? You don't have to be miserable and miserable all of them.
Xiao Yusheng tilted his head obediently, looked at one or two beauties crying, and silently raised his black paws: "May I ask, how can I turn into a human form like you?"
As soon as the words fell, the group of crying rabbit spirits immediately stopped their tears and looked at him stupidly, a woman in yellow clothes stepped forward and pulled their mother's clothes: "Mother, is Lao Shi stupid?"
was glared back by the rabbit spirit mother: "What is stupid, Lao Shi is the smartest of you, how long did it take him to cultivate his human form, how long did you use, don't you have points?" Speaking of this, his eyes turned red again, "My poor Xiao'er, my mother is reluctant, and my mother has no choice! Our rabbit essence's promise is to make a promise, if you break the oath, you will have five thunders in the sky, and you will never become an earth fairy again, my hard-working doll!"
Belch......
Is that the case?
Xiao Yusheng immediately spoke up to stop the howling of the person in front of him: "Although I don't know what happened, this mother, can you tell me how to turn into a human form first?"
Make sure that the person in front of you is not joking, but really forgot the mantra of turning into a human form. The mother of the rabbit spirit looked at him with a puzzled face and said: "In the womb is a baby, and the newborn is a child." Looking at the same shape, there are 36 places, which are 360 bone joints, all of which are entwined with tendons, the bones are blue and white like jade, the tendons are yellow and white, and the pith is like ice and snow; there are 360 acupuncture points, and there is blood in the acupuncture points, such as rivers and ponds. Reborn and transformed into a human form. As soon as the voice fell, a puff of smoke dispersed from Xiao Yusheng's body, and in the blink of an eye, his furry claws and long ears disappeared, turning into a graceful and bright man in black.
Looking at his hands and feet, and touching his face, Xiao Yusheng cried with joy, finally he didn't have to be a rabbit, he didn't have to worry about being eaten, it was really good!
After silently reciting "Transformation Decision" a few times in his heart, and making sure that he remembered it, Xiao Yusheng decided to smear oil on the soles of his feet and slip away.
As soon as he had this thought, his body was frozen, and he couldn't move, so he hurriedly looked at the person in front of him in a panic: "Niangniang, why can't I move." ”
The beautiful woman in front of her wiped her tears, looked at him and said, "Weiniang knows what you are thinking, but no, your wedding date is coming soon, and we rabbit spirits can't lose faith in others." So I've wronged you. "Another burst of crying.
Sisters, can you stop crying, crying is "buzzing" in my head, and it should be me who wants to cry, I haven't found Wang Yiyi's guy yet, I'm going to get married, I'm still a man, if he knows, he will definitely die of laughter.
"Forget it, forget it, marry someone and marry someone, you let me go first, don't keep using spells against your own son!" "Wouldn't it be better to deal with that vixen?" "By the way, how long will it be before I get married?"
"There is less than half a year left. A little beauty dressed in purple replied with big red eyes.
Less than half a year? Isn't that too early! Xiao Yusheng immediately breathed a sigh of relief, my God, I thought I was going to get married tomorrow, isn't there still half a year to go, what is there to worry about. I don't believe that in the past half a year, I haven't found Wang Yiyi!