Chapter 3 You Talk Nonsense, I'm Talking Nonsense
"You want to follow me?" Seeing that the little bamboo shoot was still floating quietly in mid-air, Li Feng said tentatively.
"Do......
Before Li Feng could judge from the fluctuation of its syllables, he saw the little guy flash, flew into his collar, and then sank.
It's actually hiding.
"Grandpa, I seem to have seen it, right over there, huh, there seems to be another person?"
Only then did Li Feng understand that the grandfather and grandson who were in the middle of the night were looking for a bamboo shoot that had become a fine bamboo shoot. However, now that it is in his own hands, there is no reason to give it away.
It's not that Li Feng wants to take advantage, the rule in the cultivation world is that those who are destined get it. If you don't pay attention to the rules, unless you have a strong backing up.
Li Feng didn't want to cause trouble, so he planned to go back to the hotel room.
But Li Feng doesn't look for trouble, trouble looks for him.
"Do you stop, say you, let you stand still and hear?"
The girl was like stepping on a whirlwind, and she ran quickly and blocked in front of Li Feng. The girl glanced around Li Feng, but she didn't find the bamboo shoot that had escaped, and she suspected that it had been taken by the young man.
The old man also came to Li Feng and looked at Li Feng with scrutinizing eyes, but his face was calm.
When he was blocked by the girl, Li Feng didn't feel anything, but when the old man's eyes were locked, Li Feng had a feeling of coldness. This is not fear, but a kind of suppression of strength, yes, this old man is suppressing himself with his breath.
"What does this mean, two, and why is it in my way?"
The old man looked sideways at the girl and said, "Luo'er, are you sure you see the spirit bamboo shoots?"
The girl Luo'er nodded very affirmatively, she said: "I saw it, it was next to him, I disappeared when I came, and I suspect that it was on him." ”
The old man didn't ask much about the doubts that the girl said, he asked Li Feng: "Young man, why are you here?"
Li Feng pretended to be innocent and said: "I stayed in the hotel on the street in front of me, and I came here to." ”
The girl immediately became angry: "Nonsense, you live in a hotel, don't you have a toilet in your room? Even if there is no room, there should be a public toilet in the aisle, right?"
"I'm happy, the public toilet smells too big, I don't like it!"
"Then this place is more than 100 meters from the hotel, do you need to run so far?"
"Alas, no, I said that you are such a good-looking girl, you are all in charge of my personal problems? The public toilet smells big, I come out easily, the reason why I run so far is because I haven't found the feeling of, I walk a few more steps, look for the feeling, and then the stool will be smooth and comfortable. ”
When Li Feng said this, he quickly covered his face, pretended to be shy, and said: "Alas, how can I tell you such a private thing, hurry up and let me, I'm going back to sleep." ”
The aura of the old man is still very oppressive to the current Li Feng. If he made a move, Li Feng, who only had pure divine sense, would definitely not be an opponent, he could only talk nonsense, and then quickly slip away.
In the trotting all the way, the little bamboo shoot finally poked out its long beard from the collar and let out a "chirp......"
It seems that it agrees with Li Feng's speed.
The girl looked at Li Feng's figure running away, and there was a feeling of nausea in her throat, the bastard talked about shit and urine, and the girl was so disgusted that she almost couldn't help but vomit.
"Grandpa, let him go like this, the little bamboo shoot must have been taken by him. The disgusting excuses he said don't hold up at all, grandpa, go after him, it's an elixir to cure your old illness, and we finally asked the great monk Baiyun for it. The girl said anxiously.
When the girl saw that her grandfather ignored her, she stomped her feet and said, "Grandpa is not going, I will go, I want to see what this little thief can do." ”
The girl was about to run to chase Li Feng, but was stopped by her grandfather, she was puzzled: "Why?"
The old man pondered for a moment and said, "That spiritual bamboo shoot has a spirit, and it is determined to hide it, but you can't help it." As for the young man, whether he had the intention or not, as long as the spirit bamboo shoots were in his hands, Grandpa would definitely come back. Don't worry, Luo'er, it's a big deal that we'll spend some more. ”
The girl was still anxious: "Then let's hurry up and find him to come back, grandpa's old illness can't be delayed any longer." ”
"Tomorrow, tomorrow we will officially meet this boy!"
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The next morning, after Li Feng got up, he opened the door and was stunned.
His door was blocked by an old man and a young man.
Let's talk about the old man first, his aura seems to have converged, and this time he didn't bring any oppression to Li Feng. Dressed in a light gray tunic suit, the old man looked particularly energetic, and he was looking at Li Feng with a warm smile at the moment.
Li Feng looked at the girl again, and at this time, this girl's skin was white and tender, her eyebrows and eyes were picturesque, and her posture was holes, which was so beautiful and moving compared to the unreal in the dark night.
"You, you ......" Li Feng looked at the girl, a little speechless.
The girl is impatient, and she accepts too much for the gaze of the opposite sex.
She was very rude, glared at a pair of beautiful eyes and said, "What are you?!"
Li Feng didn't feel embarrassed, what he mainly wanted to express was that you were sick if you blocked the door early in the morning.
He looked at the old man.
The old man coughed lightly and said, "Young man, we met once last night, and today we are here for a special visit, don't you invite us to come in and sit down?"
Li Feng wanted to say: No, please.
But after taking other people's things, the old man had some skills, and he really didn't dare to have a hard top with him, so he had to say, "Come in." ”
After the old man sat down, he got straight to the point: "Young man, I know that you took the thing last night, but it did work for me, and I hope to get it back from you." ”
You, a mortal, what do you want a bamboo shoot to become a fine man?
Suddenly, when Li Feng looked at the old man, his eyes flashed, and he already knew it in his heart.
But he would never admit it, pretending to pick up the glass and drink the water, and said, "What is it? Did the old gentleman lose something? But I don't know, I didn't take it, old man, you can't wronged a good person." ”
Lying in front of others, and lying seriously, Li Feng felt that he was a must.
The girl standing behind the old man immediately became angry again, this bastard was lying again, she said loudly, "You are talking nonsense?"
Li Feng slapped the table, stood up, and immediately said loudly: "You talk nonsense, you talk nonsense, I talk nonsense, in fact, I don't talk nonsense at all, you talk nonsense, I talk nonsense, that's why you talk nonsense!"
The girl was stunned, what tongue twister this bastard said, what nonsense you are talking about, I am talking nonsense.
She stared innocently at a pair of watery eyes, looked at her grandfather, and wanted to tell him the old man: She shouldn't be talking nonsense, right?
The old man shook his head with a wry smile, his granddaughter, who had always been arrogant, was actually stunned by the country boy, and immediately patted her little hand to show comfort.